Clips with Dave Chappelle

Robin Hood: Men in Tights As my first order of business - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 00:24 As my first order of business Robin Hood: Men in Tights I've come to warn you - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 00:45 I've come to warn you Robin Hood: Men in Tights I didn't say 'Abe Lincoln' - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 00:19 I didn't say 'Abe Lincoln' Robin Hood: Men in Tights White men can't jump - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 00:05 White men can't jump Robin Hood: Men in Tights How did you do that - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 00:11 How did you do that Robin Hood: Men in Tights But I am running out of air - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 00:26 But I am running out of air Robin Hood: Men in Tights To tell you the truth - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 00:09 To tell you the truth Robin Hood: Men in Tights I am Rabbi Tuckman - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 01:29 I am Rabbi Tuckman Robin Hood: Men in Tights You don't have to do this - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 00:49 You don't have to do this Robin Hood: Men in Tights What part of Georgia you from - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 00:07 What part of Georgia you from Robin Hood: Men in Tights I was angry at you before Loxley - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 00:15 I was angry at you before Loxley Robin Hood: Men in Tights He's got your woman - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 00:13 He's got your woman Robin Hood: Men in Tights Let's get out of this ladies clothing and get into our tights - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 00:08 Let's get out of this ladies clothing and get into our... Robin Hood: Men in Tights Your back just got punched twice - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 00:14 Your back just got punched twice Robin Hood: Men in Tights How do you do do - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 00:17 How do you do do Robin Hood: Men in Tights Why don't you let me give it a try - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 00:48 Why don't you let me give it a try Robin Hood: Men in Tights I hope someone is getting a video of this - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 00:15 I hope someone is getting a video of this Robin Hood: Men in Tights I should have never worn these shoes - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 00:11 I should have never worn these shoes Robin Hood: Men in Tights Blinkin   what's the fastest way to reach the villagers - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 00:16 Blinkin what's the fastest way to reach the villagers Robin Hood: Men in Tights Do you know praying mantis - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 00:12 Do you know praying mantis Robin Hood: Men in Tights Hey look man You don't have to do this - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 00:32 Hey look man You don't have to do this Robin Hood: Men in Tights I am Rabbi Tuckman - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 01:00 I am Rabbi Tuckman Robin Hood: Men in Tights Watch my back - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 00:17 Watch my back Robin Hood: Men in Tights And this is Ahchoo - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 00:20 And this is Ahchoo The Nutty Professor Women be shoppin' - The Nutty Professor 00:09 Women be shoppin' The Nutty Professor He's got more crack than Harlem - The Nutty Professor 00:10 He's got more crack than Harlem The Nutty Professor When he goes outside with a red shirt on - The Nutty Professor 00:20 When he goes outside with a red shirt on The Nutty Professor It bleed chocolate milk - The Nutty Professor 00:28 It bleed chocolate milk The Nutty Professor Boy he looks like King Kong with titties - The Nutty Professor 00:21 Boy he looks like King Kong with titties The Nutty Professor Women be shopping - The Nutty Professor 00:07 Women be shopping The Nutty Professor Yeah that's a good one there - The Nutty Professor 00:08 Yeah that's a good one there The Nutty Professor Every time he goes to Sea World they pay him - The Nutty Professor 00:18 Every time he goes to Sea World they pay him The Nutty Professor L'll toss this between the crack of your ass - The Nutty Professor 00:08 L'll toss this between the crack of your ass The Nutty Professor Hey everyone run for the hills lt's Fat zilla - The Nutty Professor 00:09 Hey everyone run for the hills lt's Fat zilla Blue Streak And kiss my ass with them shits - Blue Streak 00:15 And kiss my ass with them shits Blue Streak What are you doing - Blue Streak 00:25 What are you doing Blue Streak Chicken or beef - Blue Streak 00:28 Chicken or beef Blue Streak If I don't get it soon - Blue Streak 00:16 If I don't get it soon Blue Streak We can't get out of here - Blue Streak 00:20 We can't get out of here Blue Streak Why are you hitting mom and pop stores anyway - Blue Streak 00:15 Why are you hitting mom and pop stores anyway Blue Streak And then he said I was ugly and I can't read good - Blue Streak 00:05 And then he said I was ugly and I can't read good Blue Streak What's going on - Blue Streak 00:08 What's going on Blue Streak I'll rip your lips off and kiss my ass with them shits - Blue Streak 00:12 I'll rip your lips off and kiss my ass with them shits Blue Streak What do you want me to do - Blue Streak 00:12 What do you want me to do Blue Streak Put them on the noodles Chicken or beef - Blue Streak 00:23 Put them on the noodles Chicken or beef Blue Streak And then he said I was ugly and I couldn't read good - Blue Streak 00:05 And then he said I was ugly and I couldn't read good Blue Streak This guy Logan owes me 50 thousand dollars - Blue Streak 00:09 This guy Logan owes me 50 thousand dollars Blue Streak We can't get out of here okay They got cops everywhere - Blue Streak 00:19 We can't get out of here okay They got cops everywhere Blue Streak Why are you hitting mom and pop stores anyway - Blue Streak 00:15 Why are you hitting mom and pop stores anyway Blue Streak What's going on - Blue Streak 00:07 What's going on Blue Streak And then he said l was ugly and l couldn't read good - Blue Streak 00:05 And then he said l was ugly and l couldn't read good Blue Streak What's going on - Blue Streak 00:07 What's going on Blue Streak And then he said I was ugly and I couldn't read good - Blue Streak 00:05 And then he said I was ugly and I couldn't read good Blue Streak We can't get out of here okay They got cops everywhere - Blue Streak 00:19 We can't get out of here okay They got cops everywhere Blue Streak Why are you hitting mom and pop stores anyway - Blue Streak 00:15 Why are you hitting mom and pop stores anyway Blue Streak This guy Logan owes me 50 thousand dollars - Blue Streak 00:09 This guy Logan owes me 50 thousand dollars Blue Streak Put them on the Oodles of Noodles - Blue Streak 00:25 Put them on the Oodles of Noodles Blue Streak I'll rip your lips off and kiss my ass with them shits - Blue Streak 00:12 I'll rip your lips off and kiss my ass with them shits Half Baked But not as much as I love pussy - Half Baked 00:36 But not as much as I love pussy Half Baked You have smoked yourself retarded - Half Baked 00:10 You have smoked yourself retarded Half Baked The man who sold it to me - Half Baked 00:21 The man who sold it to me Half Baked The MacGyver smoker is a very handy guy to have around - Half Baked 00:30 The MacGyver smoker is a very handy guy to have around Half Baked I be from Jamaica - Half Baked 00:14 I be from Jamaica Half Baked We suggested that already - Half Baked 00:23 We suggested that already Half Baked I don't do drugs - Half Baked 00:07 I don't do drugs Half Baked You really should - Half Baked 00:32 You really should Half Baked This weed was the shiz nittlebam snip snap sack - Half Baked 00:11 This weed was the shiz nittlebam snip snap sack Half Baked Cops didn't say nothin' - Half Baked 00:38 Cops didn't say nothin' Half Baked You said you gave Mary Jane a pearl necklace - Half Baked 00:23 You said you gave Mary Jane a pearl necklace