Clips with Dave Chappelle

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Robin Hood: Men in Tights Your back just got punched twice - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 00:14
Your back just got punched twice
Robin Hood: Men in Tights I am Rabbi Tuckman - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 01:29
I am Rabbi Tuckman
Robin Hood: Men in Tights You don't have to do this - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 00:49
You don't have to do this
Robin Hood: Men in Tights I hope someone is getting a video of this - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 00:15
I hope someone is getting a video of this
Robin Hood: Men in Tights But I am running out of air - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 00:26
But I am running out of air
Robin Hood: Men in Tights Do you know praying mantis - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 00:12
Do you know praying mantis
Robin Hood: Men in Tights I didn't say 'Abe Lincoln' - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 00:19
I didn't say 'Abe Lincoln'
Robin Hood: Men in Tights How do you do do - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 00:17
How do you do do
Robin Hood: Men in Tights I was angry at you before Loxley - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 00:15
I was angry at you before Loxley
Robin Hood: Men in Tights And this is Ahchoo - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 00:20
And this is Ahchoo
Robin Hood: Men in Tights What part of Georgia you from - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 00:07
What part of Georgia you from
Robin Hood: Men in Tights White men can't jump - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 00:05
White men can't jump
Robin Hood: Men in Tights Why don't you let me give it a try - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 00:48
Why don't you let me give it a try
Robin Hood: Men in Tights I've come to warn you - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 00:45
I've come to warn you
Robin Hood: Men in Tights I should have never worn these shoes - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 00:11
I should have never worn these shoes
Robin Hood: Men in Tights How did you do that - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 00:11
How did you do that
Robin Hood: Men in Tights Blinkin what's the fastest way to reach the villagers - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 00:16
Blinkin what's the fastest way to reach the villagers
Robin Hood: Men in Tights Let's get out of this ladies clothing and get into our tights - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 00:08
Let's get out of this ladies clothing and get into our...
Robin Hood: Men in Tights To tell you the truth - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 00:09
To tell you the truth
Robin Hood: Men in Tights He's got your woman - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 00:13
He's got your woman
Robin Hood: Men in Tights As my first order of business - Robin Hood: Men in Tights 00:24
As my first order of business
The Nutty Professor Boy he looks like King Kong with titties - The Nutty Professor 00:21
Boy he looks like King Kong with titties
The Nutty Professor L'll toss this between the crack of your ass - The Nutty Professor 00:08
L'll toss this between the crack of your ass
The Nutty Professor Women be shopping - The Nutty Professor 00:07
Women be shopping
The Nutty Professor Yeah that's a good one there - The Nutty Professor 00:08
Yeah that's a good one there
The Nutty Professor Every time he goes to Sea World they pay him - The Nutty Professor 00:18
Every time he goes to Sea World they pay him
Half Baked So now we all live together in New York - Half Baked 00:12
So now we all live together in New York
Half Baked You can get the stuff at little corner stores called bodegas - Half Baked 00:11
You can get the stuff at little corner stores called bodegas
Half Baked Now l don't do drugs though Just weed - Half Baked 00:05
Now l don't do drugs though Just weed
Half Baked With some dip man - Half Baked 00:36
With some dip man
Half Baked L love you too - Half Baked 00:05
L love you too
Half Baked Yes l'm sexy - Half Baked 00:12
Yes l'm sexy
Half Baked My father's a drug dealer Wow that must've been the shit - Half Baked 00:10
My father's a drug dealer Wow that must've been...
Half Baked Guys shut up about the weed for two seconds l don't want this girl to know l smoke - Half Baked 00:12
Guys shut up about the weed for two seconds l don't...
Half Baked Lt's really real - Half Baked 00:36
Lt's really real
Half Baked Lf you ever need a guinea pig let me know - Half Baked 00:09
Lf you ever need a guinea pig let me know
Half Baked L got some weed at work today if y'all wanna try it out - Half Baked 00:35
L got some weed at work today if y'all wanna try it out
Half Baked The shiz nittle bam snip snap sack - Half Baked 00:05
The shiz nittle bam snip snap sack
Half Baked Why don't we sell that shit we smoked the other night yo - Half Baked 00:15
Why don't we sell that shit we smoked the other night...
Half Baked L got some booty l got some booty l got some booty - Half Baked 00:09
L got some booty l got some booty l got some booty
Half Baked Abba Zabba - Half Baked 00:17
Abba Zabba
Half Baked Hell back in the '60s we used to smoke that shit on the street - Half Baked 00:33
Hell back in the '60s we used to smoke that shit on the...
Half Baked And Smoka Lot opened up to me like l was Barbara Walters lt was ridiculous - Half Baked 00:27
And Smoka Lot opened up to me like l was Barbara Walters lt...
Half Baked L've heard people say they don't get high the first time they smoke - Half Baked 00:14
L've heard people say they don't get high the...
Half Baked For 400 l got Jerry Garcia in a pouch man - Half Baked 00:19
For 400 l got Jerry Garcia in a pouch man
Half Baked We're fund raisers Well you said you gave Mary Jane a pearl necklace - Half Baked 00:14
We're fund raisers Well you said you gave Mary Jane a...
Half Baked The money we do have is not for spending - Half Baked 00:23
The money we do have is not for spending
Half Baked Would you like to hear some of my poetry Not really - Half Baked 00:30
Would you like to hear some of my poetry Not really
Half Baked The MacGyver smoker is a very handy guy to have around - Half Baked 00:27
The MacGyver smoker is a very handy guy to have around
Half Baked And then you got your straight up potheads Ooh - Half Baked 00:13
And then you got your straight up potheads Ooh
Half Baked Samson this is Sheila Mama fell - Half Baked 00:11
Samson this is Sheila Mama fell
Half Baked Hey what day is it Saturday - Half Baked 00:13
Hey what day is it Saturday
Half Baked You have smoked yourself retarded - Half Baked 00:05
You have smoked yourself retarded
Half Baked Well you know l be from Jamaica man Lord have mercy - Half Baked 00:13
Well you know l be from Jamaica man Lord have mercy
Half Baked Lf l wasn't Jamaican then why would l wear this hat Hmm - Half Baked 00:08
Lf l wasn't Jamaican then why would l wear this hat Hmm
Half Baked Oh l'm sorry y'all l don't want to be the first nigger to die from a crossbow - Half Baked 00:08
Oh l'm sorry y'all l don't want to be the...
Half Baked You see it was the summer before ninth grade - Half Baked 00:37
You see it was the summer before ninth grade
Half Baked Now that's a titty Fully man - Half Baked 00:09
Now that's a titty Fully man
Half Baked L love you too - Half Baked 00:10
L love you too
200 Cigarettes Everybody's having fun out here - 200 Cigarettes 00:09
Everybody's having fun out here
200 Cigarettes Uh I'm sensing a lot of hostility - 200 Cigarettes 00:36
Uh I'm sensing a lot of hostility
200 Cigarettes One of the ugliest bitches - 200 Cigarettes 00:10
One of the ugliest bitches
Screwed Sweet Jesus We kidnapped a turd - Screwed 00:07
Sweet Jesus We kidnapped a turd
Screwed You expect me to believe that you were mugged - Screwed 00:12
You expect me to believe that you were mugged
Screwed I didn't even open it That's 'cause you couldn't liar It was locked - Screwed 00:07
I didn't even open it That's 'cause you...
Screwed Man over loudspeaker Stop This is the police - Screwed 00:05
Man over loudspeaker Stop This is the police
Screwed What the hell are you doing That man's a cop - Screwed 00:11
What the hell are you doing That man's a cop
Blue Streak What do you want me to do - Blue Streak 00:12
What do you want me to do
Blue Streak Put them on the noodles Chicken or beef - Blue Streak 00:23
Put them on the noodles Chicken or beef
Blue Streak Why are you hitting mom and pop stores anyway - Blue Streak 00:15
Why are you hitting mom and pop stores anyway