David Cross

David Cross quotes in movies

Crane Kung Fu Panda 3 poster Kung Fu Panda 3 Rob Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind poster Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Riff Off Host Pitch Perfect 2 poster Pitch Perfect 2 Gerrold, the Pushy Guy - Record Collector Ghost World poster Ghost World Morgue Attendant Men in Black poster Men in Black Crane Kung Fu Panda 2 poster Kung Fu Panda 2 Newton Men in Black II poster Men in Black II Dr. Tanner Rice Next Gen poster Next Gen Howard Simons The Post poster The Post Yivo Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs poster Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs Cassius's White Voice Sorry to Bother You poster Sorry to Bother You Gold She's the Man poster She's the Man Allen Ginsberg I'm Not There poster I'm Not There Irwin Wayfair Small Soldiers poster Small Soldiers Minion Megamind poster Megamind Junior Curious George poster Curious George Louis Ginsberg Kill Your Darlings poster Kill Your Darlings Crane Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Furious Five poster Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Furious... Crane Kung Fu Panda poster Kung Fu Panda Sam Obvious Child poster Obvious Child Ian Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked poster Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked Ian Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel poster Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel Ian Alvin and the Chipmunks poster Alvin and the Chipmunks Cain Year One poster Year One Dwight Scary Movie 2 poster Scary Movie 2 Dennis Pootie Tang poster Pootie Tang Sales Manager The Cable Guy poster The Cable Guy Self David Cross: Making America Great Again poster David Cross: Making America Great Again Self The Last Laugh poster The Last Laugh Giddy Battle for Terra poster Battle for Terra Larry Schwartzman The Grand poster The Grand UFO Expert Waiting for Guffman poster Waiting for Guffman Pax The Creation of the Humanoids poster The Creation of the Humanoids Ronnie Dobbs Run Ronnie Run poster Run Ronnie Run Dog Dr Dolittle 2 poster Dr Dolittle 2 Crane Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Scroll poster Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Scroll Voice of Male Radio Caller The Truth About Cats & Dogs poster The Truth About Cats & Dogs Sir Pedro of Spain The Magic Sword poster The Magic Sword Self Impractical Jokers poster Impractical Jokers Benjamin Dubois Crank Yankers poster Crank Yankers Lou, Ted Danson's Agent Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! poster Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! Skip Glouberman Big Mouth poster Big Mouth Fear Hercules poster Hercules Prince Nebulon Rick and Morty poster Rick and Morty Noah Archer poster Archer Happy Time Harry Aqua Teen Hunger Force poster Aqua Teen Hunger Force Pete 'The Broker' Oakland Goliath poster Goliath Self - Actor Have a Good Trip: Adventures in Psychedelics poster Have a Good Trip: Adventures in... Hank Hickey Community poster Community Burt Dickey Justified: City Primeval poster Justified: City Primeval Director We Bare Bears poster We Bare Bears Ward Rackley King of the Hill poster King of the Hill 1 episode, 2024 The Umbrella Academy poster The Umbrella Academy Dominykas the Dreadful What We Do in the Shadows poster What We Do in the Shadows Jerry Wexler Genius poster Genius Gil Station Eleven poster Station Eleven Russ Snyder Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt poster Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Jonathan You Hurt My Feelings poster You Hurt My Feelings Armed Rebel The Shivering Truth poster The Shivering Truth David NewsRadio poster NewsRadio Mage Krapopolis poster Krapopolis Roulette Croupier The Honeymoon Machine poster The Honeymoon Machine Adams' Aide Cry Terror! poster Cry Terror!

Clips with David Cross

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The Creation of the Humanoids Pax you're wonderful - The Creation of the Humanoids 00:14
Pax you're wonderful
Waiting for Guffman I've been coming to this landing site every day for two years - Waiting for Guffman 00:50
I've been coming to this landing site every day for two...
Men in Black II Newton There's a rat in the toilet - Men in Black II 00:25
Newton There's a rat in the toilet
Men in Black II Newton Newton is that you - Men in Black II 00:09
Newton Newton is that you
Men in Black II Gentlemen before I play the tape one question - Men in Black II 00:19
Gentlemen before I play the tape one question
Men in Black II A neuralyz - Men in Black II 00:31
A neuralyz
Small Soldiers He's not supposed to be here now - Small Soldiers 01:31
He's not supposed to be here now
Small Soldiers Excuse me Did you say learn Learn Learn yeah - Small Soldiers 00:07
Excuse me Did you say learn Learn Learn yeah
Small Soldiers We can't have toys out on the market that may be dangerous - Small Soldiers 00:37
We can't have toys out on the market that may be...
Small Soldiers The chips - Small Soldiers 00:30
The chips
Small Soldiers Seven Gorgonites and nine people - Small Soldiers 00:08
Seven Gorgonites and nine people
Small Soldiers Great all we need now is a nuclear warhead - Small Soldiers 00:21
Great all we need now is a nuclear warhead
Small Soldiers And what do soldiers need - Small Soldiers 00:06
And what do soldiers need
Ghost World What's the story with the two cheerleaders over there - Ghost World 00:29
What's the story with the two cheerleaders over there
Ghost World There's a seat right there - Ghost World 00:35
There's a seat right there
Run Ronnie Run It's glorious - Run Ronnie Run 00:07
It's glorious
Run Ronnie Run Oh ronnie dobbs uh you are brilliant - Run Ronnie Run 00:13
Oh ronnie dobbs uh you are brilliant
Run Ronnie Run I'm gonna go out in this world and get everything i can get - Run Ronnie Run 00:11
I'm gonna go out in this world and get everything i can...
Eternal Sunshine of the... Why would she do that to meHey does anybody want a jointOh God Rob give it a rest - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:14
Why would she do that to meHey does anybody want a jointOh...
Eternal Sunshine of the... Why would she do that to me - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:11
Why would she do that to me
Eternal Sunshine of the... I agree It's not about us It's about Joel who's an adult OkayNot Mama Carrie's kid - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:08
I agree It's not about us It's about Joel...
Eternal Sunshine of the... Oww FuckGod Rob Give it a restIt's okay It's all rightCarrie I am making a birdhouse - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:11
Oww FuckGod Rob Give it a restIt's okay It's all...
Eternal Sunshine of the... I didn't crash the plane The plane crashed I didn't crash the plane - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:06
I didn't crash the plane The plane crashed I...
Eternal Sunshine of the... You're stoned and you're drivingYeah the pot balances it out The pot brings you back upThat's why I smoke it If I'm going to be drinking then I'll smoke it - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:09
You're stoned and you're drivingYeah the pot...
Eternal Sunshine of the... I saw you talking to somebody prettyShe was nice Yeah man Who was thatShe was um just a girl - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 00:13
I saw you talking to somebody prettyShe was nice Yeah man...
I'm Not There I said I didn't know Perhaps you sold out to God - I'm Not There 00:13
I said I didn't know Perhaps you sold out to God
Curious George What about the Lost Shrine of Zagawa - Curious George 00:10
What about the Lost Shrine of Zagawa
The Grand And I can psyche the shit out of people - The Grand 00:26
And I can psyche the shit out of people
The Grand If people played correctly - The Grand 00:10
If people played correctly
The Grand It is by will alone I set my mind in motion - The Grand 00:13
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion
Kung Fu Panda One would think Master Oogway would choose someone who knew kung fu - Kung Fu Panda 00:13
One would think Master Oogway would choose someone who knew...
Kung Fu Panda Look you don't belong here - Kung Fu Panda 00:22
Look you don't belong here
She's the Man You'd get more playing time at a school like Michigan - She's the Man 00:05
You'd get more playing time at a school like Michigan
She's the Man I'd like to say welcome - She's the Man 00:17
I'd like to say welcome
She's the Man There you go Have a great apple and sandwich - She's the Man 00:07
There you go Have a great apple and sandwich
She's the Man There you go Have a great apple and sandwich - She's the Man
There you go Have a great apple and sandwich
She's the Man I am convinced he's hiding somethingNonsense Malcolm He may be a little lost and confusedbut deep down he's an all American red blooded maleJust like yourself Mom I will pick outmy own dress And no I will not wear heelsBecause heels are a male - She's the Man 00:39
I am convinced he's hiding somethingNonsense Malcolm He...
She's the Man I played soccer as a young man Was it chess - She's the Man 00:04
I played soccer as a young man Was it chess
She's the Man MalcolmCan you shed some light on the current situationNot any more than has already been shed sir - She's the Man 00:14
MalcolmCan you shed some light on the current situationNot...
She's the Man Probably halfway to China He showed his willis and doodleberriesPresent Hi - She's the Man 00:07
Probably halfway to China He showed his willis and...
Alvin and the Chipmunks AII right AII right SettIe in settIe in Thank you for coming - Alvin and the Chipmunks 00:29
AII right AII right SettIe in settIe in Thank you for coming
Alvin and the Chipmunks This is absurd I feeI Iike P Diddy with furAnd to be honest the new songs don't reaIIy sound Iike usWeII you know what I think I think the new direction is perfect you knowIt's aII about today's edgeDave aIways said it was aII about the music''Dave aIways - Alvin and the Chipmunks 00:28
This is absurd I feeI Iike P Diddy with furAnd to be honest...
Alvin and the Chipmunks Hey You better study your French - Alvin and the Chipmunks 00:07
Hey You better study your French
Alvin and the Chipmunks What Ian they don't want this anymore Just Iet them goBut the guy just Ieft You shouId have said something about five seconds agoCome backIan they need a reaI Iife Not aII of thisBesides they just ruined the concertWord wiII get out no one wiII come to - Alvin and the Chipmunks 00:38
What Ian they don't want this anymore Just Iet them...
Megamind How do I Iook Minion Do I Iook badDisgustingly horrifying sirYou always know what to say - Megamind 00:08
How do I Iook Minion Do I Iook badDisgustingly horrifying...
Megamind You can scream all you wish Miss RitchiI'm afraid no one can hear youWh Why isn't she screamingMiss Ritchi if you don't mindLike thisBut that's that's a poor Iady screamHe's a Iittle better - Megamind 00:19
You can scream all you wish Miss RitchiI'm afraid no...
Megamind Is there some kind of nerdy super villain Web sitewhere you get Tesla coils and blinky dialsActually most of it comes from an outlet store inDon't answer thatRomania Don't StopShe's using her nosy reporter skillson your weak willed mind to find out all - Megamind 00:28
Is there some kind of nerdy super villain Web sitewhere you...
Megamind Of course That is if Metro Man can withstand the fullconcentrated power of the sunFireMinion FireIt's still warming up sir Come againWarming up sir Warming up The sun is warming upOne second more and - Megamind 00:32
Of course That is if Metro Man can withstand the...
Megamind Why do you always blame me - Megamind 00:04
Why do you always blame me
Megamind My spider bite is acting upYour plan is failing Just admit itYeah good Iuck with that oneWhose side are you onThe Iosing side Thank you - Megamind 00:11
My spider bite is acting upYour plan is failing Just admit...
Megamind What kind of trickery is this nineYou mad genius eightYour dark gift has finally paid off sevenIt It has sixThis dome is obviously Iined with copperYeah So SirCopper drains my powers twoYour weakness is copper oneYou're kidding right Full power - Megamind 00:24
What kind of trickery is this nineYou mad genius eightYour...
Megamind You You did it sir I did itHe did itI did it He did it - Megamind 00:15
You You did it sir I did itHe did itI did it He did it
Megamind If my parents could see me nowSir I'm sure they're smiling down from evil heaven - Megamind 00:08
If my parents could see me nowSir I'm sure they're...
Megamind I know I knowAlways thirsty never satisfiedI understand you Iittle well dressed birdPurposeless emptiness It's a vacuum isn't itIt's What's your vacuum IikeHey hey hey hey Not now MinionI'm in a heated existential discussionwith this dead eyed plastic - Megamind 00:34
I know I knowAlways thirsty never satisfiedI understand you...
Megamind Create a hero Wait wait what Why would you do thatSo I have someone to fightMinion I'm a villain without a heroA yin with no yangA bullfighter with no bull to fightIn other words I have no purpose - Megamind 00:16
Create a hero Wait wait what Why would you do thatSo I have...
Megamind Sir I think this is a bad ideaYes This is a very wickedly bad idea for the greater good of manBut I'm saying this is a kind of bad thatOK you might think is good in your bad perceptionbut from a good perception it it's just plain badOh you don't know - Megamind 00:21
Sir I think this is a bad ideaYes This is a very wickedly...
Megamind Hello Like that - Megamind 00:05
Hello Like that
Megamind Who is this man we've infused with godlike powerWell sir his name's Hal Stewart He's 28 years oldNo criminal record Actually no records at allApparently this man hasn't accomplished anythingNot yet Minion Not yet - Megamind 00:22
Who is this man we've infused with godlike powerWell...
Megamind Hal Shtewart Prepare for your destinyHal Hal ShtewartHey In the bed Am I saying it rightStewartIs this a robbery'Cause the Iady across the hall has way better stuff than me - Megamind 00:16
Hal Shtewart Prepare for your destinyHal Hal ShtewartHey In...
Megamind Use the forget me stick - Megamind 00:14
Use the forget me stick
Megamind Do you have your disguiseWhatOh you Iook fantastic - Megamind 00:13
Do you have your disguiseWhatOh you Iook fantastic
Megamind Who wants churros I do - Megamind 00:06
Who wants churros I do
Megamind Well you seem in a very good mood tonight sirOh yes How Iong is this going to take MinionJust a few alterations sir and I will be donewith your most terrifying cape yetI'm calling itthe Black Mamba - Megamind 00:18
Well you seem in a very good mood tonight sirOh yes How Iong...
Megamind Are you wearing Jean Paul Gaultier's Pour HommeIt's just my natural musk Now where are the car keys - Megamind 00:09
Are you wearing Jean Paul Gaultier's Pour...
Megamind This is about Ms Ritchi isn't itYou're going on a date with herNo my main man Get out of townOh this is bad This is bad You've fallen in Iove with herYou are forgetting your place Minion Now give me the keysWhat happens when Roxanne finds out who you - Megamind 00:26
This is about Ms Ritchi isn't itYou're going on a...
Megamind I may not know much but I do know thisThe bad guy doesn't get the girlMaybe I don't want to be the bad guy anymoreYou heard meWho are you - Megamind 00:17
I may not know much but I do know thisThe bad guy...
Megamind My sole purpose in Iife is to Iook after youWell I don't need you to Iook after meWhat are you s What are you saying You don't need meLet me make it clear Code I Don't Need YouYou know what You know whatCode I'll Just Pack My Thing And GoCode Fine Code - Megamind 00:33
My sole purpose in Iife is to Iook after youWell I...
Megamind We had done this same silly charade our entire lives - Megamind 00:08
We had done this same silly charade our entire lives
Megamind Warden Warden Listen to me You have to Iet me goTighten has to be stoppedSorry Megamind You still have 88 Iife sentences to goPlenty of time to reflect on what you've doneDid you want to hear me say it I'll say itHere it is from the blackest part of my - Megamind 01:06
Warden Warden Listen to me You have to Iet me goTighten has...
Megamind We're gonna die - Megamind 00:13
We're gonna die