Clips with David Dastmalchian

Ant Man It's a Carbondale - Ant Man 01:19
It's a Carbondale
Ant Man Oh That's KurtHe was Folsom for five years He's a wizard on that laptopNice meet you Yeah Nice to meet you tooWho are youDaveNice work on the Vista jobVista job yesNo no I have heard of this robberyWell technically I didn't rob them Robbery involves - Ant Man 00:29
Oh That's KurtHe was Folsom for five years He's a...
Ant Man OkayI was at a wine tasting with my cousin ErnestoWhich was mainly reds and you know I don't like reds manBut there was a rosé that saved the day It was delightfulAnd then he tells me about this girl Emily that we used to kick it withIt was actually the - Ant Man 01:16
OkayI was at a wine tasting with my cousin ErnestoWhich was...
Ant Man Now look this is gonna get weird all rightIt's pretty freaky but it's safe There's no reason to be scaredOh no no Daddy don't get scaredReally YeahGoodThis is the work of gypsiesThat's witchcraftWow that's amazingThat's like some David Copperfield - Ant Man 00:38
Now look this is gonna get weird all rightIt's pretty...
What If...? S01 • E05 All right, everybody, it's Grand Central. - What If...? 00:36
All right, everybody, it's Grand Central.
Ant-Man and the Wasp:... No! No! CROWD: Drink the ooze! Drink the ooze! Drink the ooze! Drink the ooze! -Hello. -Whoa! Hi. Hi - Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 00:58
No! No! CROWD: Drink the ooze! Drink the ooze! Drink the...
Ant-Man and the Wasp:... Hi Hi - Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 00:11
Hi Hi
Ant-Man and the Wasp:... Did you drink the oozeWhy can I understand youOh Great That's the oozeHey everybody it worked Ooze worked - Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 00:10
Did you drink the oozeWhy can I understand youOh Great...
Ant-Man and the Wasp:... A big holeHow many holes do you haveI'm sorry Is that a personal questionI don't have any holes ELECTRICAL RINGINGMAN His name is Scott LangELECTRICAL RINGINGHe has seven holesGASPSYeah that's right - Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 00:20
A big holeHow many holes do you haveI'm sorry Is that a...
Ant-Man and the Wasp:... Is that building aliveYours are dead - Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 00:05
Is that building aliveYours are dead
Ant-Man and the Wasp:... Get to the sanctuary. - Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 00:10
Get to the sanctuary.
Ant-Man and the Wasp:... VEB: Burn it all down. - Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 00:07
VEB: Burn it all down.
Ant-Man and the Wasp:... XOLUM: You'll need this. - Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 00:20
XOLUM: You'll need this.
Ant-Man and the Wasp:... VEB: I have holes. - Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 00:22
VEB: I have holes.
Ant-Man and the Wasp:... I have holes - Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 00:05
I have holes
Ant-Man and the Wasp:... -We have to go, right now. - Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 00:33
-We have to go, right now.
Ant-Man and the Wasp:... KANG: You think this is new to me? - Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 00:38
KANG: You think this is new to me?
Ant-Man and the Wasp:... A lot has happened today. - Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 00:35
A lot has happened today.
Dune Uncle how can we let this happen - Dune 00:40
Uncle how can we let this happen
Dune No Atreides shall live - Dune 00:29
No Atreides shall live
Dune He sees too much - Dune 00:03
He sees too much
Batman: The Long Halloween,... Which means Holiday either is or isn't - Batman: The Long Halloween, Part One 00:06
Which means Holiday either is or isn't
Weird: The Al Yankovic Story Hey mate we're playing a little gig next week - Weird: The Al Yankovic Story 00:28
Hey mate we're playing a little gig next week
Ant Man and the Wasp You know what I heard stories like what happened to youThis crazy creepy cat who walks through walls and stuff Like a ghostLike Baba YagaBaba Yaga the witchThey tell stories to children to frighten themYou know Baba Yaga - Ant Man and the Wasp 00:22
You know what I heard stories like what happened to youThis...
Ant Man and the Wasp Okay hold on I like a good story as much as the next personbut what in the hell does this have to do with where Scott Lang isI'm getting thereYou put a dime in him you gotta let the whole song play outHe like human jukeboxMy abuelita had a jukebox in the - Ant Man and the Wasp 00:26
Okay hold on I like a good story as much as the next...
Ant Man and the Wasp So anyway Scotty gets out of jail and he starts working for HankThat's when he met Hope And Hope's all like I want nothing to do with youLook at my hairdo I'm all businessAnd then Scotty's like You know what girl My heart is all brokenAnd I'll probably - Ant Man and the Wasp 00:44
So anyway Scotty gets out of jail and he starts working for...
Ant Man and the Wasp I'm gonna ask you one more time Where is Scott LangI've been trying to tell you he's in a tricky spot emotionally speakingEmotionally speaking Well Where is Scott Lang literally speakingOh The woodsThe woodsBaba Yaga - Ant Man and the Wasp 00:19
I'm gonna ask you one more time Where is Scott...
The Suicide Squad We're all gonna die - The Suicide Squad 00:09
We're all gonna die
The Suicide Squad They call you PeacemakerI cherish peace with all my heartI don't care how many men womenand children I need to kill to get itI thought you were the crazy one - The Suicide Squad 00:12
They call you PeacemakerI cherish peace with all my heartI...
The Suicide Squad I don't like to kill peoplebut if I pretend they're my mom it's easy - The Suicide Squad 00:06
I don't like to kill peoplebut if I pretend...
The Suicide Squad I turned them into my mother in my head and killed them - The Suicide Squad 00:03
I turned them into my mother in my head and killed them
The Suicide Squad Norman Bates if that shit's contagious we need to knowIt's notWhat is it It's aIt's an interdimensional virusFuck is thatMy mother was a scientist at S T A R Labsand she was obsessed with turning meand my brothers and sisters into superheroesShe infected - The Suicide Squad 01:00
Norman Bates if that shit's contagious we need to...
The Suicide Squad Hey Pissmaker we're on a missionEasy Inspector GadgetA little drink never hurt nobodyExcept for the thousands of peoplekilled in drunk driving accidents every year - The Suicide Squad 00:12
Hey Pissmaker we're on a missionEasy Inspector GadgetA...
The Suicide Squad Who's Milton WhatI don't remember any MiltonFuck He has been with us the whole timeSomebody named Milton has been with us the whole timeYesI don't think so I think I would've noticedif a guy named Milton's been with usIt's not a very common nameI don't - The Suicide Squad 00:38
Who's Milton WhatI don't remember any MiltonFuck...
Jay and Silent Bob Reboot There's nothing there man That is a white dude - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:20
There's nothing there man That is a white dude
Reprisal S01 • E01 ‐ We're The Three River Phoenixes, - Reprisal 00:31
‐ We're The Three River Phoenixes,
Reprisal S01 • E01 MATTY: Cash, booze, supply, - Reprisal 00:23
MATTY: Cash, booze, supply,