Clips with David Duchovny

The X Files
I'm the key figure in an ongoing government charade - The X Files 01:07
I'm the key figure in an ongoing government charade
The X Files
But you're wrong - The X Files 00:55
But you're wrong
The X Files
I was until about 20 minutes ago - The X Files 00:18
I was until about 20 minutes ago
The X Files
How many times have we been here before - The X Files 01:12
How many times have we been here before
The X Files
Whatever happened to playing a hunch - The X Files 00:28
Whatever happened to playing a hunch
The X Files
Those could be giant Jiffy Pop poppers - The X Files 00:12
Those could be giant Jiffy Pop poppers
The X Files
Something's wrong - The X Files 00:15
Something's wrong
The X Files
I don't know why - The X Files 00:36
I don't know why
The X Files
Get out of the car - The X Files 00:10
Get out of the car
The X Files
After what you saw last night - The X Files 00:18
After what you saw last night
The X Files
I saw your face - The X Files 00:11
I saw your face
The X Files
You know that face I just showed you - The X Files 00:16
You know that face I just showed you
The X Files
You gotta see this - The X Files 00:12
You gotta see this
The X Files
The virus is extraterrestrial - The X Files 01:03
The virus is extraterrestrial
The X Files
Kurtzweil's residence - The X Files 00:40
Kurtzweil's residence
The X Files
You told me you had answers - The X Files 00:11
You told me you had answers
The X Files
You got about 14 minutes to evacuate this building - The X Files 00:23
You got about 14 minutes to evacuate this building
The X Files
You have precious little time - The X Files 00:43
You have precious little time
The X Files
Maybe we should call in a bomb threat to Houston - The X Files 00:10
Maybe we should call in a bomb threat to Houston
The X Files
One is the loneliest number - The X Files 00:14
One is the loneliest number
The X Files
I just got chased through Texas by two black helicopters - The X Files 00:17
I just got chased through Texas by two black helicopters
The X Files
What do you want - The X Files 00:07
What do you want
The X Files
I had you No you didn't - The X Files 00:09
I had you No you didn't
The X Files
Next time you're buying - The X Files 00:05
Next time you're buying
The X Files
You gotta see this - The X Files 00:06
You gotta see this
Kalifornia
Anything can happen - Kalifornia 00:24
Anything can happen
Kalifornia
I'll never know why Early Grayce became a killer - Kalifornia 00:36
I'll never know why Early Grayce became a killer
Kalifornia
I didn't know you were so prejudice - Kalifornia 00:28
I didn't know you were so prejudice
Kalifornia
I remember once going on a school trip to the top of the Empire State Building - Kalifornia 00:31
I remember once going on a school trip to the top of the...
Kalifornia
It's wall to wall stink - Kalifornia 00:37
It's wall to wall stink
Kalifornia
But there's a big difference between writing a magazine article and writing a book - Kalifornia 00:33
But there's a big difference between writing a magazine...
Kalifornia
What the hell did I know about California - Kalifornia 00:21
What the hell did I know about California
Kalifornia
How many people have you seen me kill - Kalifornia 00:53
How many people have you seen me kill
Kalifornia
Early lived in the moment - Kalifornia 00:15
Early lived in the moment
Kalifornia
Early seemed harmless - Kalifornia 00:19
Early seemed harmless
Kalifornia
Not the electric chair - Kalifornia 00:15
Not the electric chair
Kalifornia
How do you know that - Kalifornia 00:10
How do you know that
Kalifornia
I was reading in your deal there how they never caught that Black Dolly killer - Kalifornia 00:38
I was reading in your deal there how they never caught that...
Kalifornia
How long have you had your woman - Kalifornia 00:14
How long have you had your woman
Kalifornia
Only thing my old man ever gave me was this goddamn - Kalifornia 00:27
Only thing my old man ever gave me was this goddamn
Kalifornia
Look at his face - Kalifornia 01:11
Look at his face
Kalifornia
Got them both on the dead run - Kalifornia 01:03
Got them both on the dead run
Kalifornia
Does it make you feel good - Kalifornia 00:11
Does it make you feel good
Kalifornia
I just love them - Kalifornia 01:21
I just love them
Kalifornia
Knew that boy would have a hogleg around here somewhere - Kalifornia 00:20
Knew that boy would have a hogleg around here somewhere
Kalifornia
Do you want your picture taken - Kalifornia 00:50
Do you want your picture taken
Kalifornia
They sure are beautiful - Kalifornia 00:44
They sure are beautiful
Kalifornia
Maybe they got some beer - Kalifornia 01:10
Maybe they got some beer
Kalifornia
What are you doing - Kalifornia 01:03
What are you doing
Kalifornia
What's going on - Kalifornia 01:24
What's going on
Kalifornia
Thank you for what Adele - Kalifornia 00:39
Thank you for what Adele
Kalifornia
How many people have you killed - Kalifornia 00:25
How many people have you killed
Kalifornia
When you dream there are no rules - Kalifornia 00:26
When you dream there are no rules
Kalifornia
I'll never know why Early Grayce became a killer - Kalifornia 00:39
I'll never know why Early Grayce became a killer
Kalifornia
Man I remember going on a school trip to the top of the Empire State Building - Kalifornia 00:38
Man I remember going on a school trip to the top of the...
Kalifornia
That's funny I didn't know you were so prejudiced - Kalifornia 00:34
That's funny I didn't know you were so prejudiced
Kalifornia
Brian I always knew I'd be a writer - Kalifornia 00:34
Brian I always knew I'd be a writer
Kalifornia
What the hell did I know about California - Kalifornia 00:22
What the hell did I know about California
Kalifornia
Well now how many people you seen me kill Bri - Kalifornia 00:36
Well now how many people you seen me kill Bri
Kalifornia
You were in there a long time Yeah I took a dump - Kalifornia 00:39
You were in there a long time Yeah I took a dump
Kalifornia
Early lived in the moment - Kalifornia 00:16
Early lived in the moment
Kalifornia
When you first meet people all you notice is the differences between you and them - Kalifornia 00:14
When you first meet people all you notice is the differences...
Kalifornia
Take a piss - Kalifornia 00:29
Take a piss
Kalifornia
He beats her you know How do you know that - Kalifornia 00:15
He beats her you know How do you know that
Kalifornia
Do you happen to know that he was in jail - Kalifornia 00:23
Do you happen to know that he was in jail
Kalifornia
I was reading in your deal there how they never caught that Black Dolly killer - Kalifornia 00:44
I was reading in your deal there how they never caught that...
Kalifornia
How long you had your woman bud - Kalifornia 00:22
How long you had your woman bud
Kalifornia
Only thing my ol' man ever gimme was this goddamn 45 - Kalifornia 00:30
Only thing my ol' man ever gimme was this goddamn 45
Kalifornia
Got 'em both on the dead run - Kalifornia 00:37
Got 'em both on the dead run
Kalifornia
You've not even said thank you - Kalifornia 00:31
You've not even said thank you
Kalifornia
Does it make you feel good Huh - Kalifornia 00:12
Does it make you feel good Huh
Kalifornia
You think Early's mean to me - Kalifornia 00:46
You think Early's mean to me
Kalifornia
Go on shoot it No I never did this - Kalifornia 00:30
Go on shoot it No I never did this
Kalifornia
He was even wearing the guy's ring - Kalifornia 00:42
He was even wearing the guy's ring
Kalifornia
You guys want your picture taken - Kalifornia 00:39
You guys want your picture taken
Kalifornia
Early Look momma There's a pretty house - Kalifornia 00:46
Early Look momma There's a pretty house
Kalifornia
Adele Look at all the cactuses - Kalifornia 00:34
Adele Look at all the cactuses
Kalifornia
What was that Oh my God - Kalifornia 00:32
What was that Oh my God
Kalifornia
You've not even said thank you - Kalifornia 00:43
You've not even said thank you
Kalifornia
How many people have you killed Early - Kalifornia 00:25
How many people have you killed Early
Kalifornia
Early seemed harmless - Kalifornia 00:19
Early seemed harmless
Connie and Carla
Mary holy Martha Stewart's prison collection - Connie and Carla 00:15
Mary holy Martha Stewart's prison collection
Connie and Carla
Mary Holy Martha Stewart's prison collection - Connie and Carla 00:15
Mary Holy Martha Stewart's prison collection
The Craft: Legacy
A lot of weirdos out here - The Craft: Legacy 00:14
A lot of weirdos out here
The Craft: Legacy
Now it's your turn to burn - The Craft: Legacy 00:04
Now it's your turn to burn
The Craft: Legacy
But you're playing with fire - The Craft: Legacy 00:07
But you're playing with fire
The X Files: I Want to Believe
What's up doc - The X Files: I Want to Believe 00:12
What's up doc
The X Files: I Want to Believe
I can feel you thinking - The X Files: I Want to Believe 00:28
I can feel you thinking
The X Files: I Want to Believe
This is not an exact science If it were me I would be on the guy 24 7 - The X Files: I Want to Believe 00:25
This is not an exact science If it were me I would be on the...
The X Files: I Want to Believe
Why would he say the opposite of what the devil might say - The X Files: I Want to Believe 01:04
Why would he say the opposite of what the devil might say
The X Files: I Want to Believe
This stubbornness of yours it's why I fell in love with you - The X Files: I Want to Believe 00:14
This stubbornness of yours it's why I fell in love with you
The X Files: I Want to Believe
Yeah well it's been fun - The X Files: I Want to Believe 00:23
Yeah well it's been fun
The X Files: I Want to Believe
Mulder - The X Files: I Want to Believe 00:11
Mulder
The X Files: I Want to Believe
What are you doing I'm trying to ignore you - The X Files: I Want to Believe 00:05
What are you doing I'm trying to ignore you
The X Files: I Want to Believe
Are you asking me to give up - The X Files: I Want to Believe 00:19
Are you asking me to give up
The X Files: I Want to Believe
I don't believe this - The X Files: I Want to Believe 00:07
I don't believe this
The X Files: I Want to Believe
You know the truth is I worry about you - The X Files: I Want to Believe 00:17
You know the truth is I worry about you
The X Files: I Want to Believe
What was it you were praying for in there sir - The X Files: I Want to Believe 00:22
What was it you were praying for in there sir
Zoolander
But why male models - Zoolander 00:19
But why male models
Zoolander
And most important of all models don't think for themselves - Zoolander 00:12
And most important of all models don't think for themselves
Zoolander
Think about it Derek - Zoolander 00:26
Think about it Derek
Zoolander
A finger jockey We don't think the same way - Zoolander 00:10
A finger jockey We don't think the same way
Zoolander
You freakin' idiot - Zoolander 00:04
You freakin' idiot
Beethoven
Let us take you out to dinner - Beethoven 00:26
Let us take you out to dinner
Beethoven
We wanna get in bed with Newton Auto Air Fresheners - Beethoven 00:05
We wanna get in bed with Newton Auto Air Fresheners
Beethoven
Dogs obey so much better than children don't they - Beethoven 00:05
Dogs obey so much better than children don't they
Beethoven
We're fine on our own You don't have to entertain us - Beethoven 00:06
We're fine on our own You don't have to entertain us
Beethoven
I pitched in college - Beethoven 00:03
I pitched in college
The Bubble
I don't like it I want you to stop it - The Bubble 00:07
I don't like it I want you to stop it
The Bubble
I'm sorry I skipped your mom's funeral to go to the People's Choice Awards - The Bubble 00:07
I'm sorry I skipped your mom's funeral to go to the People's...
The Bubble
Were they able to reattach her fingers - The Bubble 00:16
Were they able to reattach her fingers
Evolution
I think we've established that ca caw and tookie tookie don't work - Evolution 00:36
I think we've established that ca caw and tookie tookie...
Evolution
If I was a giant nasty alien bird in a department store where would I be - Evolution 00:13
If I was a giant nasty alien bird in a department store...
Evolution
What do we do Might have to amputate - Evolution 00:18
What do we do Might have to amputate
Evolution
I see where you're going with this - Evolution 00:42
I see where you're going with this
Evolution
There's something I should tell you but I don't know exactly how - Evolution 00:25
There's something I should tell you but I don't know exactly...
Evolution
I'm Dr Ira Kane chairman of the science department - Evolution 00:19
I'm Dr Ira Kane chairman of the science department
Evolution
You have no idea - Evolution 00:33
You have no idea
Evolution
I'm no biologist but how many cells do single celled organisms have - Evolution 00:12
I'm no biologist but how many cells do single celled...
Evolution
How come you get to be a colonel and I'm just a private - Evolution 00:22
How come you get to be a colonel and I'm just a private
Evolution
A garter belt At a day function - Evolution 00:04
A garter belt At a day function
Evolution
Give me back my friend you big sphincter - Evolution 00:06
Give me back my friend you big sphincter
Evolution
Is the Nobel Prize paid in installments or a lump sum like the lottery - Evolution 00:13
Is the Nobel Prize paid in installments or a lump sum like...
Evolution
I don't suppose you would understand that - Evolution 00:23
I don't suppose you would understand that
Evolution
We call no one we tell no one This is our secret - Evolution 00:15
We call no one we tell no one This is our secret
Evolution
Professor the little wiggly worm things are breaking - Evolution 00:29
Professor the little wiggly worm things are breaking
Evolution
Keep your head up - Evolution 00:30
Keep your head up
Evolution
They took out six and seven - Evolution 00:19
They took out six and seven
Evolution
Fruit basket for Russell Woodman - Evolution 00:05
Fruit basket for Russell Woodman
Evolution
Yes sir We evacuate make it safe - Evolution 00:25
Yes sir We evacuate make it safe
Evolution
Look at that backside - Evolution 00:39
Look at that backside
Evolution
So what do you want light meat or dark - Evolution 00:14
So what do you want light meat or dark
Evolution
Ever used one of these before - Evolution 00:12
Ever used one of these before
Evolution
Is it coming or going - Evolution 00:41
Is it coming or going
Evolution
You'll be okay Cut him open and get it - Evolution 00:14
You'll be okay Cut him open and get it
Evolution
Let's shampoo us some aliens - Evolution 00:05
Let's shampoo us some aliens
Evolution
It's flying away Is that a bad thing - Evolution 00:13
It's flying away Is that a bad thing
Evolution
Dr Kane are you asking me to bar the federal government from involvement - Evolution 00:38
Dr Kane are you asking me to bar the federal government from...
Evolution
Your girlfriend 11 00 - Evolution 00:20
Your girlfriend 11 00
Evolution
This place has changed - Evolution 00:37
This place has changed
Evolution
What's going on down there - Evolution 00:21
What's going on down there
Evolution
Testing one two - Evolution 00:16
Testing one two
Evolution
Ten base pairs - Evolution 00:13
Ten base pairs
Evolution
You sure this leads to the main cavern - Evolution 00:08
You sure this leads to the main cavern
Phantom
Last chance Captain - Phantom 00:25
Last chance Captain
Phantom
What you do not understand and what our politicians don't want to accept or face - Phantom 00:20
What you do not understand and what our politicians don't...
Phantom
The Americans do have an incentive for peace - Phantom 00:23
The Americans do have an incentive for peace
Phantom
Captain I need you to snorkel the ship and start the engines - Phantom 00:17
Captain I need you to snorkel the ship and start the engines
Phantom
Your father was Nikolai Zubov - Phantom 00:46
Your father was Nikolai Zubov
Phantom
Engage the Phantom - Phantom 00:08
Engage the Phantom
Phantom
Con surface contact 11 000 meters - Phantom 00:36
Con surface contact 11 000 meters
Phantom
Only personnel with a security clearance are permitted in this room - Phantom 00:28
Only personnel with a security clearance are permitted in...
Phantom
These are technicians from the Special Projects Institute - Phantom 00:46
These are technicians from the Special Projects Institute
Phantom
Sonar one active ping for ranging on my mark - Phantom 00:18
Sonar one active ping for ranging on my mark
Phantom
Panamanian flag - Phantom 00:38
Panamanian flag
Phantom
One degree up bubble Maybe you'd like to tell us - Phantom 00:11
One degree up bubble Maybe you'd like to tell us
Phantom
Why are we slowing - Phantom 00:24
Why are we slowing
Phantom
What Put us under that ship - Phantom 00:35
What Put us under that ship
Phantom
What the hell are we doing - Phantom 00:59
What the hell are we doing
Phantom
So the Americans thought they were following the Panamanian tanker - Phantom 00:50
So the Americans thought they were following the Panamanian...
Phantom
I'm sure Squadron Command will be pleased that the device is operational - Phantom 00:41
I'm sure Squadron Command will be pleased that the device is...
Phantom
Radio con Prepare to send microburst transmission - Phantom 01:04
Radio con Prepare to send microburst transmission
Phantom
Twenty meters Stop the ascent - Phantom 00:45
Twenty meters Stop the ascent
Phantom
Dmitri Zubov is an epileptic who uses drugs and drink - Phantom 01:13
Dmitri Zubov is an epileptic who uses drugs and drink
Phantom
What was that noise - Phantom 00:36
What was that noise
Phantom
Sonar con Where's the November - Phantom 00:28
Sonar con Where's the November
Phantom
Helm let's have a look behind us - Phantom 00:47
Helm let's have a look behind us
Phantom
You ever been in America No Have you - Phantom 00:22
You ever been in America No Have you
Phantom
Ten degrees down bubble Make our depth 300 meters - Phantom 00:14
Ten degrees down bubble Make our depth 300 meters
Phantom
Maybe now would be a good time for you to tell me - Phantom 00:57
Maybe now would be a good time for you to tell me
Phantom
Do you have any authority for doing this - Phantom 00:34
Do you have any authority for doing this
Phantom
Forward torpedo set the torpedoes for manual detonation - Phantom 00:12
Forward torpedo set the torpedoes for manual detonation
Phantom
Your firing keys - Phantom 00:58
Your firing keys
Phantom
Missile fueling complete sir - Phantom 00:49
Missile fueling complete sir
Phantom
Open the safe - Phantom 00:55
Open the safe
Phantom
We're on the bottom Yes - Phantom 01:04
We're on the bottom Yes
Phantom
Missiles between the Americans and the Chinese - Phantom 00:12
Missiles between the Americans and the Chinese
Chaplin
You told him to get changed remember - Chaplin 00:07
You told him to get changed remember
Chaplin
Now I know this is all new to you But remember something we're all new - Chaplin 00:30
Now I know this is all new to you But remember something...
Louder Than Words
I'm gonna build you a hospital - Louder Than Words 00:07
I'm gonna build you a hospital
The Rapture
We have to wait - The Rapture 00:04
We have to wait
Goats
Did Goat Man call or not - Goats 01:00
Did Goat Man call or not
Goats
I swear you don't know what it's like having to ask Wendy for money - Goats 00:11
I swear you don't know what it's like having to ask Wendy...
Goats
Welcome home spliff - Goats 00:34
Welcome home spliff
Goats
I'm a scientist - Goats 00:07
I'm a scientist
Return to Me
I miss Elizabeth - Return to Me 00:20
I miss Elizabeth
Return to Me
Elizabeth and I were married by the time we were 20 - Return to Me 00:21
Elizabeth and I were married by the time we were 20
Return to Me
Would you go out with me - Return to Me 00:21
Would you go out with me
Return to Me
It's amazing I've never seen anything like it right in the middle of the city - Return to Me 00:13
It's amazing I've never seen anything like it right in the...
Return to Me
She's not coming home Mel - Return to Me 00:11
She's not coming home Mel
Return to Me
I don't know maybe somethin' I ate - Return to Me 00:27
I don't know maybe somethin' I ate
Return to Me
I love this building - Return to Me 00:22
I love this building
Return to Me
I'm so sorry - Return to Me 00:35
I'm so sorry
Return to Me
Come on Let's go get a beer Thanks Charlie No - Return to Me 00:29
Come on Let's go get a beer Thanks Charlie No
House of D
I'm not retarded anymore - House of D 00:31
I'm not retarded anymore
House of D
My sto starts where every man's story starts - House of D 00:13
My sto starts where every man's story starts
House of D
Woman Tommy - House of D 00:27
Woman Tommy
House of D
You forgive me Pappass Yeah - House of D 00:45
You forgive me Pappass Yeah
Wanna get high - 00:26
Wanna get high
Geez I should say icon more often - 00:05
Geez I should say icon more often
L want you to come join me in the real world - 00:11
L want you to come join me in the real world
So what was that - 00:09
So what was that
Steve I'd love to really give this my full attention - 00:06
Steve I'd love to really give this my full attention
Steve Where to Kate Arizona - 00:11
Steve Where to Kate Arizona
Kate My guess is they sleep in separate bedrooms - 00:06
Kate My guess is they sleep in separate bedrooms
Don't Tell Mom the...
How humiliating I love it - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 00:08
How humiliating I love it