David Koechner

David Koechner quotes in movies

'National Enquirer' Reporter Man on the Moon poster Man on the Moon Bobby Jay Bliss Thank You for Smoking poster Thank You for Smoking Director Wag the Dog poster Wag the Dog Champ Kind Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy poster Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Gus Paul poster Paul Army Navy Surplus store owner Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny poster Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny Dennis Final Destination 5 poster Final Destination 5 Hitchhiker Sex Drive poster Sex Drive Dad at Health Clinic The 40 Year Old Virgin poster The 40 Year Old Virgin Co-Pilot Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me poster Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Dan Waiting poster Waiting John - Adoption Attorney Behind the Candelabra poster Behind the Candelabra Dag the Coyote Barnyard poster Barnyard Champ Kind Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues poster Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues Asmodeus the Demon Hell and Back poster Hell and Back Bob Then Came You poster Then Came You Howard Krampus poster Krampus Pat CHIPS poster CHIPS Chet Piranha 3DD poster Piranha 3DD Nathan Extract poster Extract Dale Priceless poster Priceless Scout Leader Rogers Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse poster Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse Dan the Security Man A Haunted House poster A Haunted House Larabee Get Smart poster Get Smart Hershell Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby poster Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky... Frightened Dad Drillbit Taylor poster Drillbit Taylor Stumpy Out Cold poster Out Cold Zachary Vicious Fun poster Vicious Fun Richard Everly National Champions poster National Champions Melvin Farce of the Penguins poster Farce of the Penguins Detective O'Grady Small Apartments poster Small Apartments Rick Snakes on a Plane poster Snakes on a Plane Ernie Unaccompanied Minors poster Unaccompanied Minors Buck A Guy Thing poster A Guy Thing Cooter Davenport The Dukes of Hazzard poster The Dukes of Hazzard Shanahan Let's Go to Prison poster Let's Go to Prison Champ Kind Wake Up, Ron Burgundy poster Wake Up, Ron Burgundy Anton Phillips Dirty Work poster Dirty Work Commissioner Semi Pro poster Semi Pro Vic George A Good Old Fashioned Orgy poster A Good Old Fashioned Orgy Darrell Yours, Mine & Ours poster Yours, Mine & Ours Bell Hop Waking Up in Reno poster Waking Up in Reno Donnie Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector poster Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector Rick The Birdmaster Balls of Fury poster Balls of Fury Carl The Third Wheel poster The Third Wheel Sanders Hit and Run poster Hit and Run Huey Bernard and Huey poster Bernard and Huey Clay Run Ronnie Run poster Run Ronnie Run Dan Still Waiting poster Still Waiting Speed My Boss's Daughter poster My Boss's Daughter Brent Gage The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard poster The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard Sheriff of Aspen Reno 911! Miami poster Reno 911! Miami Virgil Doolittle Whatever It Takes poster Whatever It Takes Deputy Greg Sutter Justified poster Justified Bob Pogo F is for Family poster F is for Family Bouncer Reno 911! poster Reno 911! Uncle Earl Hannah Montana poster Hannah Montana Mr. Meaner The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants poster The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants Rusty Bridges Phineas and Ferb poster Phineas and Ferb Merle McQuoddy Pushing Daisies poster Pushing Daisies Principal Dean Regular Show poster Regular Show Crazy Bob Chuck poster Chuck Bernard Spatchcock Tacoma FD poster Tacoma FD Self - Actor Have a Good Trip: Adventures in Psychedelics poster Have a Good Trip: Adventures in... Beau Bowman Bless This Mess poster Bless This Mess Greg Sutter Justified: City Primeval poster Justified: City Primeval Frank King of the Hill poster King of the Hill Muck Sofia the First poster Sofia the First Nurse Phantom All Hail King Julien poster All Hail King Julien Cop Beavis and Butt-head poster Beavis and Butt-head Wyatt Trickle Close Enough poster Close Enough Dosu Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness poster Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness Willie Puppy Dog Pals poster Puppy Dog Pals Principal Dean Regular Show: The Movie poster Regular Show: The Movie Barry Futturman Future Man poster Future Man Bill Massey My One and Only poster My One and Only Mac Thompkins The Perfect Game poster The Perfect Game Poseidon Krapopolis poster Krapopolis Phil Marmaduke poster Marmaduke Self - Audience Member SNL50: The Anniversary Special poster SNL50: The Anniversary Special

Clips with David Koechner

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Austin Powers: The Spy Who... Colonel you better take a look at this radarWhat is it sonl don't know sir but it looks like a giantDick MAN YeahTake a look out of starboardOh my God lt Iooks Iike a hugePecker WhereWait that's not a woodpecker lt looks like someone'sPrivatesWe have - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 00:49
Colonel you better take a look at this radarWhat is it sonl...
Waking Up in Reno FOLKS YOU REALLY GOTTA KEEP IT DOWN IN - Waking Up in Reno 00:07
FOLKS YOU REALLY GOTTA KEEP IT DOWN IN
Out Cold You ever been on one of those lesbian chat rooms - Out Cold 00:08
You ever been on one of those lesbian chat rooms
Out Cold You foolish boys - Out Cold 01:12
You foolish boys
Out Cold Did I ever tell you how I invented snowboarding - Out Cold 00:29
Did I ever tell you how I invented snowboarding
Out Cold You know the Eskimo have nine words - Out Cold 00:16
You know the Eskimo have nine words
Out Cold Who's the jacuzzi Casanova - Out Cold 00:15
Who's the jacuzzi Casanova
Out Cold I'm your father - Out Cold 00:07
I'm your father
My Boss's Daughter Speed tell Tom about the Kennedy assassination - My Boss's Daughter 00:24
Speed tell Tom about the Kennedy assassination
A Guy Thing These are going to be our in laws - A Guy Thing 00:12
These are going to be our in laws
A Guy Thing Where's the groom to be - A Guy Thing 00:11
Where's the groom to be
A Guy Thing Buck are you a duffer - A Guy Thing 00:10
Buck are you a duffer
A Guy Thing So Kenny - A Guy Thing 00:28
So Kenny
Waiting Oh uh push the fish It's about to turn - Waiting 00:05
Oh uh push the fish It's about to turn
Waiting Now I'm not gonna Iie to you The job comes with more responsibiIity - Waiting 00:36
Now I'm not gonna Iie to you The job comes with more...
Waiting Okay NichoIas Theodore Boys - Waiting 00:14
Okay NichoIas Theodore Boys
Waiting For insuIting me I shouId get some free gift certificates and a key chain and a hat - Waiting 00:20
For insuIting me I shouId get some free gift certificates...
Waiting And Dean this is an expIoding offer - Waiting 00:05
And Dean this is an expIoding offer
Waiting Let us seize the day - Waiting 00:09
Let us seize the day
Waiting Remember the difference between ordinary and extraordinary - Waiting 00:09
Remember the difference between ordinary and extraordinary
Waiting Ma'am I don't doubt the steak was overcooked - Waiting 00:07
Ma'am I don't doubt the steak was overcooked
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron... Champ here I'm all about havin' funYou know get a couple of cocktails in mestart a fire in someone's kitchenMaybe go to SeaWorld take my pants offAnyway I've become kind of famousfor my signature catchphrase WhammyAs in Gene Tenace at the plateand - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 00:26
Champ here I'm all about havin' funYou know get a...
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron... If you're coming down the baseline you gotta take home plate from meSo there I go head first boom - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 00:09
If you're coming down the baseline you gotta take home...
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron... That was one crazy party - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 00:19
That was one crazy party
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron... Tell me about it - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 00:27
Tell me about it
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron... A lot of you have been hearing the affiliates complainingabout a lack of diversity on the news teamWhat in the hell's diversityWell I could be wrongbut I believe diversity is an old old wooden shipthat was used during the Civil War eraI would be surprised - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 00:33
A lot of you have been hearing the affiliates...
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron... Don't get me wrong I love the ladiesThey rev my engine but they don't belong in the newsroomIt is anchorman not anchorladyAnd that is a scientific fact Uh huhI don't know what we're yelling aboutRon what do you thinkShe sh it's terribleShe has beautiful - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 00:29
Don't get me wrong I love the ladiesThey rev my engine...
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron... To keep her in line is bed her quickOh that behind is driving me locoI'm like a night wolfGuys take it easy Just take it easyShe's got feelings too Oh my GodListen to BurgundyHe's gone soft on us like some schoolboy bitchYou sound like a gayHey Come - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 00:43
To keep her in line is bed her quickOh that behind is...
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron... I will smash your face into a car windshieldand then take your mother Dorothy Mantoothout for a nice seafood dinner and never call her againDorothy Mantooth is a saint You understand meDorothy Mantooth is a saint HeyLeave the mothers out of this all right - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 00:20
I will smash your face into a car windshieldand then take...
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron... What do you say we go out on a dateHave some chicken maybe some sexYou know see what happens - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 00:09
What do you say we go out on a dateHave some chicken maybe...
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron... The intimate times - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 00:18
The intimate times
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron... Gonna find my baby gonna hold her tightGonna grab some afternoon delightMy motto's always been When it's right it's rightWhy wait until the middle of a cold dark nightWhen everything's a little clearer in the light of dayAnd we know the nightIs always - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 01:04
Gonna find my baby gonna hold her tightGonna grab some...
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron... The bottom line isyou've been spending a lot of time with this ladyYou're a member of the Channel 4 News TeamThat's a given We need youHell I need youI'm a mess without yaI miss you so damn muchI miss being with youI miss being near you I miss your laughI - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 00:55
The bottom line isyou've been spending a lot of time...
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron... Where's the suit store We've been walking for 45 minutesBrick I thought you said this was a shortcutFantasticIs it a shortcut or not Okay - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 00:11
Where's the suit store We've been walking for 45...
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron... He said heinieBrick get back over here - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 00:06
He said heinieBrick get back over here
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron... Boy that escalated quicklyI mean that really got out of hand fastIt jumped up a notch It did didn't itYeah I stabbed a man in the heartI saw that Brick killed a guyDid you throw a trident YeahThere were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 00:32
Boy that escalated quicklyI mean that really got out of hand...
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron... Last time I looked my name's Ron Burgundy What's your nameBrian Fantana Champ KindBrian Fantana No you're BrickBrian I'm BrianVeronica - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 00:11
Last time I looked my name's Ron Burgundy What's...
The 40 Year Old Virgin Here's a cute story I came home the other dayand he is with his girlfriend in my marital beddoing things that are illegal in AlabamaSex acts right Things that my wife won't do okayDid you have a question How do I get my wife to do thatDoes anybody else - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:19
Here's a cute story I came home the other dayand he is...
The 40 Year Old Virgin I prefer vaginal intercourseHe really does - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:07
I prefer vaginal intercourseHe really does
The 40 Year Old Virgin Oral sex play Sounds like my Friday nightShut up Seth We went to temple - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:07
Oral sex play Sounds like my Friday nightShut up Seth We...
The 40 Year Old Virgin Wait So you're a virginI'd tap that Oh yeah you'd tap thatSeth what you think you're cool with your little Jew froWe don't say tap that What are you talking about SethYou know what I'm a virgin tooThat'sWe're virgins too YeahNo you know what it's a - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:33
Wait So you're a virginI'd tap that Oh yeah...
The 40 Year Old Virgin Do you have any extra large condomsSeth you got a tiny penis - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:06
Do you have any extra large condomsSeth you got a tiny penis
Barnyard Ben How are you Ben - Barnyard 00:08
Ben How are you Ben
Barnyard See you around - Barnyard 00:09
See you around
Barnyard I love chicken My favorite part is the skin - Barnyard 00:07
I love chicken My favorite part is the skin
Barnyard Well look at the hero - Barnyard 00:17
Well look at the hero
Snakes on a Plane I was hoping you'd be the sky candy on this flight - Snakes on a Plane 00:14
I was hoping you'd be the sky candy on this flight
Snakes on a Plane Hey hey hey we have to figure something out - Snakes on a Plane 00:30
Hey hey hey we have to figure something out
Snakes on a Plane CLAIRE Do you think you can fly with one hand - Snakes on a Plane 00:09
CLAIRE Do you think you can fly with one hand
Snakes on a Plane You don't think I know it's hotter than hell in here - Snakes on a Plane 00:33
You don't think I know it's hotter than hell in...
Wake Up, Ron Burgundy Champ did you get lucky last night - Wake Up, Ron Burgundy 00:19
Champ did you get lucky last night
Wake Up, Ron Burgundy He was gay all right I made out with him at the Christmas party - Wake Up, Ron Burgundy 00:10
He was gay all right I made out with him at the Christmas...
Wake Up, Ron Burgundy I love you Ron - Wake Up, Ron Burgundy 00:04
I love you Ron
Wake Up, Ron Burgundy Do you like your feet rubbed I bet you do - Wake Up, Ron Burgundy 01:06
Do you like your feet rubbed I bet you do
Wake Up, Ron Burgundy Stay away I'm gonna eat your face - Wake Up, Ron Burgundy 00:15
Stay away I'm gonna eat your face
Get Smart Pretty boys Nothing but empty suits - Get Smart 00:05
Pretty boys Nothing but empty suits
Get Smart What are you doing Are you textingYeah letting my fiancee know we won't be able to get married in JuneI'll still be in this meetingAGENT 23 Can I see that a second YeahThat's greatCRACKINGThat's weird You lost your signal - Get Smart 00:17
What are you doing Are you textingYeah letting my fiancee...
Get Smart I have obtained a snippet at great risk to a busboy in BalahdMAN SPEAKING IN PUNJABI ON RECORDINGAftab how is your coffeeGood Dalip it's decafHow is yoursIt is good alsoHow is your muffinPowerful stuffSo muffin then is a code wordNo it is comfort foodand - Get Smart 01:40
I have obtained a snippet at great risk to a busboy in...
Get Smart 23, you're bleeding. - Get Smart 00:51
23, you're bleeding.
Get Smart LARABEE Hey Maxine - Get Smart 00:18
LARABEE Hey Maxine
Get Smart LARABEE Hey MaxineCome over here and we'll play a game I like to callLet's Go to the Dog ShowI put a collar on you and make you my biGUNSHOTLARABEE GRO ANINGI think I really got inside his headI am not proud of what I just did - Get Smart 00:18
LARABEE Hey MaxineCome over here and we'll play a game...
Get Smart Turn it off Larabee you all right - Get Smart 00:05
Turn it off Larabee you all right
Get Smart Put me out there Chief I'm not afraid to expose myselfDo you ever think before you speakNo I just whip it out there It's what's best - Get Smart 00:10
Put me out there Chief I'm not afraid to expose...
Get Smart Hey new guy Hold up a second Welcome to CONTROLWe have a tradition called pick on the new guy Here's how it worksWe pick on the new guy And you can't do anything about itLet's try oneYou dropped your pencil Did you hear the manI don't see a man I see two - Get Smart 00:56
Hey new guy Hold up a second Welcome to CONTROLWe have a...
Thank You for Smoking There's not a law against charcoal - Thank You for Smoking 00:15
There's not a law against charcoal
Thank You for Smoking You know you can beat a Breathalyzer - Thank You for Smoking 00:15
You know you can beat a Breathalyzer
Thank You for Smoking Get your ass on the next flight to Winston Salem - Thank You for Smoking 00:04
Get your ass on the next flight to Winston Salem
Thank You for Smoking Are you a tit man - Thank You for Smoking 00:09
Are you a tit man
Thank You for Smoking He was almost killed sir - Thank You for Smoking 00:22
He was almost killed sir
Thank You for Smoking The way I heard it - Thank You for Smoking 00:15
The way I heard it