David Paymer quotes in movies

The In Laws 00:05

The Eagle has landed What now

Crazy People 00:06

Hello hello hello

City Slickers 01:25

What do you think

Mr Saturday Night 00:12

Buddy my whole life

Mr Saturday Night 00:15

I didn't take your life Stan

Heart and Souls 00:06

It is time Ooo

Heart and Souls 00:05

I like that

Quiz Show 00:10

How much do they pay instructors up at Columbia

Quiz Show 00:30

Well it's the damndest thing but you've plateaued

Quiz Show 00:32

He blames Charles Van Doren for his downfall

Quiz Show 00:14

Charlie Charlie

The American President 00:10

Oh and Leon don't be the nice sweet guy from Brooklyn...

The American President 00:35

What I did tonight was not about political gain

The American President 00:20

You're the only one who

The American President 00:06

It's Christmas It's Christmas

The American President 00:37

But we're not gonna stay at 41 The numbers are gonna go...

The American President 00:17

Well you don't see that every day

Unforgettable 00:22

Look at this How do they always get here before we do

State and Main 00:05

Mmm this is good Did you try this

State and Main 00:07

What's in the bags My undies

State and Main 00:07

How are you getting on with these fine people

State and Main 00:21

I'm going to solve it here or this bimbo you sent me

State and Main 00:08

And I'm going to tear out your heart

State and Main 00:08

What does that woman want from life

State and Main 00:14

Joe the writer maple syrup yes sir

State and Main 00:07

How are we coming with the dead horse scene

State and Main 00:04

If your memory was as long as your dick you'd be in...

Mumford 00:19

But either way no one can escape the fear of death

The Hurricane 00:08

Your Honor

Bait 00:07

We checked the monkey house the reptile house the giraffe...

Bait 00:11

We just gotta keep him clean for a few more days

Bartleby 00:37

I don't drive You don't drive

School of Life 00:06

That's very inappropriate

School of Life 00:15

Hey could you do me one favor

School of Life 00:08

How do you always know exactly what I'm feeling

School of Life 00:18

Uh hi honey

School of Life 00:08

Ellie I'm sorry okay

School of Life 00:19

Listen I'm sorry I embarrassed you

School of Life 00:04

So I think I'm going to go with that

School of Life 00:08

Have a good night

School of Life 00:06

He cut down my tree

School of Life 00:05

I owe you a MoonPie

School of Life 00:13

The guy you're looking for

School of Life 00:07

And don't forget tomorrow we dissect basketballs

School of Life 01:03

Do you mind if we join you

School of Life 00:16

Is to look at the person to your left

In Good Company 00:09

Uh I'd better get home for dinner

In Good Company 00:12

Dan what the hell am I gonna tell my wife

In Good Company 00:16

How are you

In Good Company 00:05

Timing's everything in life right

Warm Springs 00:13

Why are you a Democrat Franklin

Balto III: Wings of Change 00:05

I'm not worried

Balto III: Wings of Change 00:05

What in the name of Yukon Jack is that

Balto III: Wings of Change 01:12

This could be interesting

Balto III: Wings of Change 00:39

I wonder how far they are by now

Ocean's Thirteen 00:12

I won Look at this

Payback: Straight Up 00:04

You're not gonna fucking kill me are you

Drag Me to Hell 00:04

Did I get any in my mouth Oh my God

The Five Year Engagement 01:16

I think I understand why I have communication issues

Twixt 00:07

A bulletproof ending Bulletproof

Twixt 00:07

Hall Baltimore master of witchcraft no more

DAVE S01 • E01 00:06

DON: You know, David,

DAVE S02 • E06 00:31

[laughs]