David Schwimmer quotes in movies
Ray Armstrong
Nothing But the Truth
Melman
Madagascar
Melman
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
Charlie
Big Nothing
Josh Rosenthal
The Iceman
Edward French
Apt Pupil
Young Thark Warrior
John Carter
Man Handing Dennis a Beer During Race
Run, Fat Boy, Run
Melman
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
Matthew Quirk
The Laundromat
Neil Campbell
Twenty Bucks
Frank Martin
Six Days Seven Nights
Cop
Wolf
Self
Friends: The Reunion
Chris
All the Rage
Duty Officer
Flight of the Intruder
Jehovah's Witness
Love & Sex
Herbert M. Sobel
Band of Brothers
Patient
Police Squad!
Michael
The Wonder Years
David Schwimmer
Episodes
Harris Goldblatt
Extrapolations
Yitzhak Zuckerman
Uprising
Special Guest
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
Clips with David Schwimmer
Nothing But the Truth
00:58 You can sleep at night
Nothing But the Truth
00:05 We both wanted the top bunk What
Nothing But the Truth
00:28 Look Ray if you can sleep at night you can sleep at night
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
01:04 No that's not it
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
00:39 I'd become a professional whistler
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
00:19 You don't have doctors here
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
00:21 I like laughing
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
00:10 She likes to move it
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
00:10 I don't like the looks of this guy
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
00:18 I still think he's a show off
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
00:39 I want you to meet Moto Moto
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
00:19 This is where we belong
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
00:35 No No that's not it
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
00:35 If I King Julien that's my name
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
00:14 What You don't have doctors here
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
00:18 I love you Gloria I always have
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
00:12 I don't like the looks of this guy He's kind of...
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
00:35 Gloria
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
00:13 Beautiful isn't it
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
00:18 Am I trippin'
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
00:16 I want you to know back at the zoo
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
00:38 Melman I gotta know
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
00:33 Look Maurice
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
00:10 I don't like the looks of this guy He's kind of...
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
00:17 I love you Gloria I always have
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
00:12 What You don't have doctors here
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
00:17 I like to move it move it
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
00:39 If I King Julien that's my name
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
01:41 You said that
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
No No that's not it
Big Nothing
00:26 Can't we get him out of the tank
Big Nothing
00:26 I put him in the septic tank
Big Nothing
00:08 Who says Holy Moly
Big Nothing
00:32 Did you check her pulse
Big Nothing
00:07 What's the greek word for bullshit
Big Nothing
00:09 I just drowned a man of the cloth in crap
Big Nothing
00:15 What do you propose
Big Nothing
00:33 What are you doing
Big Nothing
00:36 Maybe I should just turn myself in
Big Nothing
00:47 Rule number four
Big Nothing
00:09 My name is Charlie Wood
Big Nothing
00:15 Did you call the cops I put him in the septic tank
Big Nothing
00:08 What Can't we get him out of the tank
Big Nothing
00:11 Er no Why didn't you check her pulse
Big Nothing
00:05 Hey Gus what's the Greek word for bullshit
Big Nothing
00:08 Holy moly
Big Nothing
00:07 I just drowned a man of the cloth in crap
Big Nothing
00:13 Uh uh Freakin' fantastic
Big Nothing
00:30 What are you doing He's crying
Big Nothing
00:13 Maybe I should turn myself in No
Big Nothing
00:28 Water stops
Big Nothing
00:10 Man 'My name is Charlie Wood
Big Nothing
00:15 What Can't we get him out of the tank
Big Nothing
00:17 Did you call the cops I put him in the septic tank
Big Nothing
00:11 Er no Why didn't you check her pulse
Big Nothing
00:20 Maybe I should turn myself in No
Apt Pupil
00:24 You're going to tell people that I did something to you
Apt Pupil
00:13 Now wait a minute Are you going to tell people I did...
John Carter
00:26 What is this place
John Carter
00:26 What is this place Where am I
Madagascar 3: Europe's...
01:06 You are from a zoo
Madagascar 3: Europe's...
00:31 I never know what to do with my arms
Madagascar 3: Europe's...
00:15 How do a lion a zebra a giraffe and a hippo walk into a...
Madagascar 3: Europe's...
00:03 Whoo OK Hi honey
Madagascar 3: Europe's...
00:34 You were never circus
Madagascar 3: Europe's...
00:06 And Melman you're the Brooklyn Bridge
Madagascar 3: Europe's...
00:28 I can't dance OK There I said it
The Laundromat
00:09 All I did wrong was try and save money
Six Days Seven Nights
00:19 What is it What's wrong