Clips with David Spade

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Police Academy 4: Citizens on... Hey Artie Kyle - Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol 00:18
Hey Artie Kyle
Coneheads That theory has been advanced yes sir - Coneheads 00:24
That theory has been advanced yes sir
Tommy Boy You can get a good look at a T bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass - Tommy Boy 01:03
You can get a good look at a T bone by sticking your head up...
Tommy Boy Is this your coat - Tommy Boy 00:28
Is this your coat
Tommy Boy I saw your step mom and your step brother and he was kissing her - Tommy Boy 00:08
I saw your step mom and your step brother and he was kissing...
8 Heads in a Duffel Bag Hey Bill is it Tell me if this sounds like a phone hanging up - 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag 00:16
Hey Bill is it Tell me if this sounds like a phone hanging...
8 Heads in a Duffel Bag Can I answer that It might be Charlie all right - 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag 00:24
Can I answer that It might be Charlie all right
8 Heads in a Duffel Bag Are you telling us you're trying to find a look alike for the head Charlie lost - 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag 00:33
Are you telling us you're trying to find a look alike...
8 Heads in a Duffel Bag Still this cryonics facility has hundreds of frozen bodies - 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag 00:34
Still this cryonics facility has hundreds of frozen bodies
8 Heads in a Duffel Bag All right this is like grave robbing grave robbing or worse - 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag 00:18
All right this is like grave robbing grave robbing or worse
8 Heads in a Duffel Bag All right let's start over You got a Hugo a Little Joey - 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag 00:38
All right let's start over You got a Hugo a Little Joey
8 Heads in a Duffel Bag All right grab all those heads Just leave the top one - 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag 00:34
All right grab all those heads Just leave the top one
8 Heads in a Duffel Bag Hey I think we're gonna pull over because we need some gas soon - 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag 00:10
Hey I think we're gonna pull over because we need some...
8 Heads in a Duffel Bag This coyote won't be doing anymore running away - 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag 00:37
This coyote won't be doing anymore running away
8 Heads in a Duffel Bag Heads up Stop ahead - 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag 00:33
Heads up Stop ahead
The Emperor's New Groove Okay this is the real me Not thisThis Not thisWinner Loser - The Emperor's New Groove 00:07
Okay this is the real me Not thisThis Not thisWinner Loser
The Emperor's New Groove He's the sovereign lord of the nationHe's the hippest cat in creationHe's the alpha the omega A to ZAnd this perfect world will spinAround his every little whim'Cause this perfect world begins and ends with - The Emperor's New Groove 00:18
He's the sovereign lord of the nationHe's the...
The Emperor's New Groove Boom baby - The Emperor's New Groove 00:03
Boom baby
The Emperor's New Groove Let's take a look seeHate your hair Not likelyAnd let me guess You have a great personality - The Emperor's New Groove 00:12
Let's take a look seeHate your hair Not likelyAnd let...
The Emperor's New Groove What is he babbling aboutHe's like the thing that wouldn't shut up - The Emperor's New Groove 00:06
What is he babbling aboutHe's like the thing that...
The Emperor's New Groove This is Yzma the emperor's advisorliving proof that dinosaurs once roamed the Earth - The Emperor's New Groove 00:08
This is Yzma the emperor's advisorliving proof that...
The Emperor's New Groove And let's not forget Yzma's right hand manEvery decade or so she gets a new oneThis year's model is called Kronk - The Emperor's New Groove 00:08
And let's not forget Yzma's right hand manEvery...
The Emperor's New Groove Look at these wrinklesWhat is holding this woman togetherWhat the How long has that been there - The Emperor's New Groove 00:11
Look at these wrinklesWhat is holding this woman...
The Emperor's New Groove And by the way you're firedFiredWhat do you mean firedHow else can I say itYou're being let go your department's being downsizedyou're part of an outplacement we're going in a different directionwe're not picking up your option Take your pick I got more - The Emperor's New Groove 00:17
And by the way you're firedFiredWhat do you mean...
The Emperor's New Groove But But Your HighnessI have been nothing if not loyal to the empirefor many many yearsHey hey everybody hits their strideYou just hit yours 50 years ago - The Emperor's New Groove 00:15
But But Your HighnessI have been nothing if not loyal to the...
The Emperor's New Groove So who's in my chairI know YzmaYzma's in your chair rightVery good Kronk Here Get the snack - The Emperor's New Groove 00:11
So who's in my chairI know YzmaYzma's in your...
The Emperor's New Groove Welcome to Kuzcotopiamy ultimate summer getaway complete with water slide - The Emperor's New Groove 00:07
Welcome to Kuzcotopiamy ultimate summer getaway complete...
The Emperor's New Groove It's my birthday gift to meI'm so happy - The Emperor's New Groove 00:06
It's my birthday gift to meI'm so happy
The Emperor's New Groove But where will we liveDon't know don't care How's that - The Emperor's New Groove 00:09
But where will we liveDon't know don't care...
The Emperor's New Groove When I give the wordyour little town thingy will be bye byeBye bye - The Emperor's New Groove 00:09
When I give the wordyour little town thingy will be bye...
The Emperor's New Groove Boom bam babyLet's get to the grubI am one hungry king of the worldSo no hard feelings about being let goNone whatsoeverKronk get the emperor a drinkDrink RightYour HighnessIs something burningMy spinach puffs - The Emperor's New Groove 00:44
Boom bam babyLet's get to the grubI am one hungry king...
The Emperor's New Groove I am one hungry king of the world - The Emperor's New Groove 00:05
I am one hungry king of the world
The Emperor's New Groove He's what in his late 20sI'm not sure - The Emperor's New Groove 00:07
He's what in his late 20sI'm not sure
The Emperor's New Groove Good job Very good jobWatch it They're still hotKronk The emperor needs his drinkRight RightHey Kronky everything okay back thereWellThe drinks were a bit on theWarm sideHey did you see that sky today Talk about blueYes KronkRivetingA toast to the - The Emperor's New Groove 01:53
Good job Very good jobWatch it They're still hotKronk...
The Emperor's New Groove Hey Kronk can you top me off pal Be a friend - The Emperor's New Groove 00:06
Hey Kronk can you top me off pal Be a friend
The Emperor's New Groove He's doing his own theme musicBig dumb and tone deafI am so glad I was unconscious for all of this - The Emperor's New Groove 00:19
He's doing his own theme musicBig dumb and tone deafI...
The Emperor's New Groove Emperor KuzcoYeah Who do you think you were talkin' toHow didYou don'tLook like the emperorWhat do you mean I don't look like the emperorDo thisWhat is this some kind of little game you country folk like toIt can't beMy face My beautiful beautiful - The Emperor's New Groove 00:34
Emperor KuzcoYeah Who do you think you were talkin'...
The Emperor's New Groove Wait a minuteI remember youI remember telling you that I was building my poolwhere your house was and then you got mad at meAnd you turned me into a llamaWhat No I did notYes and then you kidnapped meWhy would I kidnap a llamaI have no idea You're the - The Emperor's New Groove 00:28
Wait a minuteI remember youI remember telling you that I was...
The Emperor's New Groove Hey tiny I want to get out of this body Wouldn't you Now let's goBuild your summerhouse somewhere elseYou want to run that by me againI can't let you go back unless you change your mindand build your summer home somewhere elseI got a little secret for you - The Emperor's New Groove 00:30
Hey tiny I want to get out of this body Wouldn't you...
The Emperor's New Groove Scary jungle RightA leaf It might attack meIt's a scary tree I'm afraidPlease Never find my way I'm the emperor and as suchI'm born with an innate sense of directionOkay where am IWhatHelp me Help meHelp meToo lateOkay that was the freakiest thing I've - The Emperor's New Groove 00:37
Scary jungle RightA leaf It might attack meIt's a scary...
The Emperor's New Groove Hit the road Bucky - The Emperor's New Groove 00:04
Hit the road Bucky
The Emperor's New Groove Don't tell me We're about to go over a huge waterfallYep Sharp rocks at the bottomMost likelyBring it on - The Emperor's New Groove 00:09
Don't tell me We're about to go over a huge...
The Emperor's New Groove And if you would've done what I ordered you to do in the first placewe all could've been spared your little kiss of life - The Emperor's New Groove 00:08
And if you would've done what I ordered you to do in...
The Emperor's New Groove Oh yeah - The Emperor's New Groove 00:07
Oh yeah
The Emperor's New Groove Are you okay Are you all rightYeah Yeah I think I'm all rightGoodThat's for going back on your promiseYeah That's for kidnapping me and taking me to your villageWhich I'm still gonna destroy by the wayNo touchy - The Emperor's New Groove 00:19
Are you okay Are you all rightYeah Yeah I think I'm all...
The Emperor's New Groove Why did I risk my life for a selfish brat like youI was always taught that there was some good in everyonebut you proved me wrongNow I feel really bad Bad llamaI could've let you die out there in that jungleand then all my problems would be overWell that - The Emperor's New Groove 00:20
Why did I risk my life for a selfish brat like youI was...
The Emperor's New Groove You know it's a good thing you're not a big fat guyor this would be really difficult - The Emperor's New Groove 00:08
You know it's a good thing you're not a big fat...
The Emperor's New Groove Yeah Look at me and my bad selfI snatched you right out of the airI'm a crumbly canyon wall and I'm taking you with meWell not today palYou just saved my life - The Emperor's New Groove 00:18
Yeah Look at me and my bad selfI snatched you right out of...
The Emperor's New Groove When will you learn that all my ideas are good onesThat's funnybecause I thought you going into the jungle by yourselfbeing chased by jaguarslying to me to take you back to the palacewere all really bad ideasAnything sounds bad when you say it with that - The Emperor's New Groove 00:16
When will you learn that all my ideas are good...
The Emperor's New Groove Make me the special And hold the gravyCheck PickupYou know what On second thought make my omelet a meat pieMeat pie CheckKronkCan I order the potatoes as a side dishI'll have to charge you full priceHey how about a side of potatoes my buddyYou got it Want - The Emperor's New Groove 00:31
Make me the special And hold the gravyCheck PickupYou know...
The Emperor's New Groove Look there's two people in there looking for youWhat A big guy and a skinny old womanWait Was this woman scary beyond all reasonYeah That's Yzma and Kronk I'm saved - The Emperor's New Groove 00:11
Look there's two people in there looking for youWhat A...
The Emperor's New Groove So we have to get back to the palace find the lab and change him backHi thereThat was him - The Emperor's New Groove 00:09
So we have to get back to the palace find the lab and change...
The Emperor's New Groove You have a lovely wife They're both very pretty - The Emperor's New Groove 00:05
You have a lovely wife They're both very pretty
The Emperor's New Groove Looking for thisNo It can't beHow did you get back here before usHow did we KronkWell you got me By all accounts it doesn't make senseWell back to business - The Emperor's New Groove 00:19
Looking for thisNo It can't beHow did you get back here...
The Emperor's New Groove Okay I admit itMaybe I wasn't as nice as I should have beenbut Yzma do you really want to kill meJust think of it as you're being let gothat your life's going in a different directionthat your body's part of a permanent outplacementHey that's kind of like - The Emperor's New Groove 00:26
Okay I admit itMaybe I wasn't as nice as I should have...
The Emperor's New Groove I can't believe this is happeningThen I bet you weren't expecting thisNoOkay - The Emperor's New Groove 00:11
I can't believe this is happeningThen I bet you...
The Emperor's New Groove We're not getting anywhere with you picking the vialsI'm picking the next one Fine by meGive me that oneDon't you say a word - The Emperor's New Groove 00:11
We're not getting anywhere with you picking the...
The Emperor's New Groove I'm a llama againWait - The Emperor's New Groove 00:06
I'm a llama againWait
The Emperor's New Groove No Don't drop itI'm not going to drop it you foolI'm going to drink itAnd once I turn back into my beautiful selfI'm going to kill you - The Emperor's New Groove 00:13
No Don't drop itI'm not going to drop it you...
The Emperor's New Groove So you lied to meI did YeahYou said when the sun hits this ridge just right these hills singWell pal I was dragged all over those hillsand I did not hear any singingSoI'll be building my summer home on a more magical hill Thank youCouldn't pull the wool - The Emperor's New Groove 00:52
So you lied to meI did YeahYou said when the sun hits this...
The Rugrats Movie 'Cause you see out here in the country you have to be just a little tougher - The Rugrats Movie 00:17
'Cause you see out here in the country you have to be...
Loser Can you maintain a rod and watch Billy Crystal at the same time - Loser 00:09
Can you maintain a rod and watch Billy Crystal at the same...
Joe Dirt Don't try and church it up son Don't you mean Joe Dirt - Joe Dirt 00:28
Don't try and church it up son Don't you mean Joe...
Joe Dirt Hey is this where you want to be when Jesus comes back man - Joe Dirt 00:06
Hey is this where you want to be when Jesus comes back man
Joe Dirt Can I push him off my leg - Joe Dirt 00:07
Can I push him off my leg
Joe Dirt Bob Seger Be honest Back then you were listening to Leif Garrett - Joe Dirt 00:22
Bob Seger Be honest Back then you were listening to Leif...
Joe Dirt Why don't you go practice falling down I'll be there in a minute - Joe Dirt 00:18
Why don't you go practice falling down I'll be...
Joe Dirt Well it ain't a meteor - Joe Dirt 00:48
Well it ain't a meteor
Joe Dirt Okay okay that's too much too much - Joe Dirt 00:21
Okay okay that's too much too much
Joe Dirt Now this ain't no flapjack Gotta go real easy - Joe Dirt 00:15
Now this ain't no flapjack Gotta go real easy