Clips with David Spade

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Joe Dirt Dirt did I get you - Joe Dirt 00:06
Dirt did I get you
Joe Dirt You'll stick your head out the window and check out chick dogs going - Joe Dirt 00:15
You'll stick your head out the window and check out...
Joe Dirt Hey man you done with that apple core - Joe Dirt 00:48
Hey man you done with that apple core
Joe Dirt You wanna fight - Joe Dirt 00:05
You wanna fight
Joe Dirt Luckily my neck broke my fall - Joe Dirt 00:05
Luckily my neck broke my fall
Joe Dirt The guy doing the police sketch thought I was messin' with him - Joe Dirt 00:17
The guy doing the police sketch thought I was messin'...
Joe Dirt Well I see you got them snakes and sparklers - Joe Dirt 00:36
Well I see you got them snakes and sparklers
Joe Dirt So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats - Joe Dirt 00:48
So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no...
Joe Dirt I got the poo on me - Joe Dirt 00:04
I got the poo on me
Joe Dirt That's not an option You got to keep on keepin' on - Joe Dirt 00:05
That's not an option You got to keep on keepin' on
Joe Dirt Hey Joe did you use the stuff with the tiny scrubbing bubbles - Joe Dirt 00:11
Hey Joe did you use the stuff with the tiny scrubbing...
Joe Dirt Things are gonna happen for me - Joe Dirt 00:13
Things are gonna happen for me
Joe Dirt People like that security guard - Joe Dirt 00:33
People like that security guard
Joe Dirt So later on today I'm pickin' up my Hemi Road Runner That's right I said Hemi - Joe Dirt 00:28
So later on today I'm pickin' up my Hemi Road...
Joe Dirt Well I was born without the top of my skull - Joe Dirt 00:19
Well I was born without the top of my skull
Joe Dirt But you know until then we're the people to see - Joe Dirt 00:13
But you know until then we're the people to see
Joe Dirt If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me - Joe Dirt 00:09
If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it...
Joe Dirt She's your sister dude She's gotta be And you made out with her man - Joe Dirt 00:31
She's your sister dude She's gotta be And you made...
Joe Dirt But people say Joe Dirt's a weird name and how cool am I - Joe Dirt 00:09
But people say Joe Dirt's a weird name and how cool am...
Joe Dirt Take care Joe Dirt - Joe Dirt 00:35
Take care Joe Dirt
Joe Dirt This here's Rocky and he ain't no puppy - Joe Dirt 00:09
This here's Rocky and he ain't no puppy
Joe Dirt Had a little boy - Joe Dirt 00:34
Had a little boy
Joe Dirt Home is where you make it - Joe Dirt 00:15
Home is where you make it
Joe Dirt You boys got something to say to me - Joe Dirt 01:03
You boys got something to say to me
Joe Dirt Right on You're Joe Meteorite and I'm Joe Dirt - Joe Dirt 00:05
Right on You're Joe Meteorite and I'm Joe Dirt
Joe Dirt I don't mean to interrupt your clown pitch there - Joe Dirt 00:52
I don't mean to interrupt your clown pitch there
Joe Dirt How could you do that to me I was only eight years old - Joe Dirt 00:48
How could you do that to me I was only eight years old
Joe Dirt Life's a garden Dig it - Joe Dirt 00:05
Life's a garden Dig it
Joe Dirt Turn it up - Joe Dirt 00:08
Turn it up
Joe Dirt At least I know my car will blow his off the road - Joe Dirt 00:17
At least I know my car will blow his off the road
Racing Stripes You try starting out life as a maggot Nobody wants to pet a little maggot - Racing Stripes 00:06
You try starting out life as a maggot Nobody wants to pet a...
Racing Stripes Check this one out - Racing Stripes 00:22
Check this one out
Racing Stripes Check this one out - Racing Stripes 00:22
Check this one out
Kronk's New Groove Where's that emperor guy - Kronk's New Groove 00:51
Where's that emperor guy
Kronk's New Groove Like how I weaseled myself into the movie - Kronk's New Groove 00:08
Like how I weaseled myself into the movie
Kronk's New Groove Kuzco How you doing hot stuff - Kronk's New Groove 00:06
Kuzco How you doing hot stuff
The Benchwarmers Clark we don't play baseball - The Benchwarmers 00:16
Clark we don't play baseball
The Benchwarmers You just lost your membership at Video Spot - The Benchwarmers 00:06
You just lost your membership at Video Spot
The Benchwarmers Woo Yeah - The Benchwarmers 00:11
Woo Yeah
The Benchwarmers There must be steroids in macaroni - The Benchwarmers 00:08
There must be steroids in macaroni
The Benchwarmers Hey I bet you're a real good catcher - The Benchwarmers 00:13
Hey I bet you're a real good catcher
The Benchwarmers Richie - The Benchwarmers 00:13
Richie
The Benchwarmers I love salad - The Benchwarmers 00:06
I love salad
The Benchwarmers This car is so radical - The Benchwarmers 00:30
This car is so radical
The Benchwarmers Maybe I'll see you guys around sometime - The Benchwarmers 00:12
Maybe I'll see you guys around sometime
The Benchwarmers Hey Hey What the - The Benchwarmers 00:15
Hey Hey What the
The Benchwarmers So I heard from Jerry you tools think you're athletes now - The Benchwarmers 00:10
So I heard from Jerry you tools think you're athletes...
The Benchwarmers I always wondered who lived here - The Benchwarmers 00:13
I always wondered who lived here
The Benchwarmers I guess so - The Benchwarmers 00:23
I guess so
The Benchwarmers N now Richie do you have any kids - The Benchwarmers 00:22
N now Richie do you have any kids
The Benchwarmers Reggie bar and I met at tuba camp when we were kids - The Benchwarmers 00:26
Reggie bar and I met at tuba camp when we were kids
The Benchwarmers Come on Go - The Benchwarmers 00:37
Come on Go
The Benchwarmers Oh Hey Well I'm the management - The Benchwarmers 00:10
Oh Hey Well I'm the management
The Benchwarmers Marty what do you think of my future wife - The Benchwarmers 00:10
Marty what do you think of my future wife
The Benchwarmers But I ticked it It hit the bat - The Benchwarmers 00:05
But I ticked it It hit the bat
The Benchwarmers Whoa Dude you smell like beer - The Benchwarmers 00:09
Whoa Dude you smell like beer
The Benchwarmers Leave our field or you'll pay the consequences - The Benchwarmers 00:05
Leave our field or you'll pay the consequences
The Benchwarmers We could still win this thing - The Benchwarmers 00:16
We could still win this thing
The Benchwarmers This nerd makes me seem like Rambo - The Benchwarmers 00:17
This nerd makes me seem like Rambo
The Benchwarmers Here you go - The Benchwarmers 00:20
Here you go
The Benchwarmers You kissed a girl before I did - The Benchwarmers 00:08
You kissed a girl before I did
Grandma's Boy Stupid FUCKING idiot - Grandma's Boy 00:24
Stupid FUCKING idiot
Grandma's Boy You guys think you're so fucking cool - Grandma's Boy 00:14
You guys think you're so fucking cool
I Now Pronounce You Chuck... Oh yeah There's my lawyer - I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry 00:40
Oh yeah There's my lawyer
I Now Pronounce You Chuck... L'm on fire Help me - I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry 00:05
L'm on fire Help me
Grown Ups Hey what's up LennyBuddy I thought you were gonna start working outWhat does that mean Um you're fat - Grown Ups 00:08
Hey what's up LennyBuddy I thought you were gonna start...
Grown Ups And this must be your mother - Grown Ups 00:30
And this must be your mother
Grown Ups Where's it taking them - Grown Ups 00:07
Where's it taking them
Grown Ups Lenny remember we used to come here late night after we got wastedShhWhat's wastedNice one HiggieWasted uh kidsis something that happenswhen you have a hankering for ice creamI wanna get wasted I wanna get totally wasted - Grown Ups 00:20
Lenny remember we used to come here late night after we got...
Grown Ups I want cookiesMmm cookies and MILF - Grown Ups 00:06
I want cookiesMmm cookies and MILF