Clips with Dax Shepard

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Without a Paddle Let's take Billy's trip - Without a Paddle 00:12
Let's take Billy's trip
Without a Paddle I shot a class 45 - Without a Paddle 00:10
I shot a class 45
Without a Paddle You guys are spraying me - Without a Paddle 00:08
You guys are spraying me
Without a Paddle So this is Spirit River - Without a Paddle 00:20
So this is Spirit River
Without a Paddle Are you running immigrants over the boarder again - Without a Paddle 00:52
Are you running immigrants over the boarder again
Without a Paddle It was like her eyes were trying to escape her head - Without a Paddle 00:20
It was like her eyes were trying to escape her head
Without a Paddle I'm not an astronaut - Without a Paddle 00:17
I'm not an astronaut
Without a Paddle We'll shine them - Without a Paddle 00:17
We'll shine them
Without a Paddle Get in the fetal position - Without a Paddle 00:22
Get in the fetal position
Without a Paddle Tom Yes - Without a Paddle 00:16
Tom Yes
Without a Paddle I about shit Did you about shit I about shit - Without a Paddle 00:11
I about shit Did you about shit I about shit
Without a Paddle Were you really employee of the month - Without a Paddle 00:12
Were you really employee of the month
Without a Paddle This trip is officially over - Without a Paddle 01:01
This trip is officially over
Without a Paddle So you're saying you lost the map - Without a Paddle 00:13
So you're saying you lost the map
Without a Paddle That sounds like Creed - Without a Paddle 00:11
That sounds like Creed
Without a Paddle Let's go through there - Without a Paddle 00:05
Let's go through there
Without a Paddle Great mother of ganja - Without a Paddle 00:09
Great mother of ganja
Without a Paddle I will give you four cows for Denise's hand in marriage - Without a Paddle 00:13
I will give you four cows for Denise's hand in marriage
Without a Paddle You were a boyscout - Without a Paddle 00:08
You were a boyscout
Without a Paddle I wouldn't be so jealous of me if I were you - Without a Paddle 00:40
I wouldn't be so jealous of me if I were you
Without a Paddle My name is Flower - Without a Paddle 00:25
My name is Flower
Without a Paddle Slug His forest name is Slug - Without a Paddle 00:06
Slug His forest name is Slug
Without a Paddle How do you guys get supplies - Without a Paddle 00:34
How do you guys get supplies
Without a Paddle This Hellmart's open for business - Without a Paddle 00:08
This Hellmart's open for business
Without a Paddle What does that mean - Without a Paddle 00:24
What does that mean
Without a Paddle This never leaves the cave - Without a Paddle 00:17
This never leaves the cave
Without a Paddle Come back to bed - Without a Paddle 00:20
Come back to bed
Without a Paddle That's gonna be an ugly mantlepiece - Without a Paddle 00:15
That's gonna be an ugly mantlepiece
Without a Paddle Is this Billy's funeral - Without a Paddle 00:23
Is this Billy's funeral
Without a Paddle I spent the best years of my life sittin' on the porch - Without a Paddle 00:38
I spent the best years of my life sittin' on the porch
Without a Paddle Your the only one small enough to get through - Without a Paddle 00:21
Your the only one small enough to get through
Without a Paddle I was thinking more the bar in town - Without a Paddle 00:13
I was thinking more the bar in town
Idiocracy Are we on base I'm gonna base your ass on my fist - Idiocracy 00:07
Are we on base I'm gonna base your ass on my fist
Idiocracy Says here you uh robbed a hospitalWhy'd you do that Yeah I'm not guiltyThat's not what the other lawyer said What do you mean what the - Idiocracy 00:12
Says here you uh robbed a hospitalWhy'd you do that...
Idiocracy I'm gonna mistrial my foot up your ass you don't shut up All Laughing - Idiocracy 00:05
I'm gonna mistrial my foot up your ass you don't...
Idiocracy Go away 'Batin' - Idiocracy 00:04
Go away 'Batin'
Idiocracy Oh I I like money Yeah - Idiocracy 00:05
Oh I I like money Yeah
Idiocracy Man I could really go for a Starbucks you knowYeah well I really don't think we have time for a hand job Joe - Idiocracy 00:09
Man I could really go for a Starbucks you knowYeah well I...
Idiocracy Yeah I know this place pretty good I went to law school hereIn CostcoYeah I couldn't believe it myselfLuckily my dad was an alumnus and pulled some strings - Idiocracy 00:14
Yeah I know this place pretty good I went to law school...
Idiocracy Everyone gets laid at the White House Everyone - Idiocracy 00:04
Everyone gets laid at the White House Everyone
Idiocracy No I just need you to tell me how to get to the time machineOh that's easy You go down by the museum and stuffIt's like It's like by the museumsort of but well actually not reallyMore like But on the street You go um Wait Let me start overOkay you know - Idiocracy 00:21
No I just need you to tell me how to get to the time...
Idiocracy Listen I told these people that you were smart okaySo act smart Smart like youWith Effeminate Voice Oh I gotta go to the time machine I wanna go homeI don't talk like that I don't talk like thatShit I thought there was two of you - Idiocracy 00:16
Listen I told these people that you were smart okaySo act...
Idiocracy Frito can you get me over there - Idiocracy 00:11
Frito can you get me over there
Idiocracy Can't believe you like money tooWe should hang out Totally - Idiocracy 00:07
Can't believe you like money tooWe should hang out...
Idiocracy For the smartest guy in the world you're pretty dumb sometimes - Idiocracy 00:05
For the smartest guy in the world you're pretty dumb...
Zathura: A Space Adventure What do they eatMeat That's goodDude you're meat - Zathura: A Space Adventure 00:11
What do they eatMeat That's goodDude you're meat
Zathura: A Space Adventure I passed through a time sphincter to get hereYou realize how difficult that isWhat's a time sphincterA wormhole about yay bigYou squeeze through thereand tell me you're not hungry enough to eat a carpet shark - Zathura: A Space Adventure 00:17
I passed through a time sphincter to get hereYou realize how...
Zathura: A Space Adventure Oh you telling me to leaveWell I mean once you get finished eating yeahI hate to break it to you but that's not your callHe spun me so it's up to himI'm fleet admiral and I'm telling you to hit the roadI apologize sir I didn't I didn't realize you were a - Zathura: A Space Adventure 00:39
Oh you telling me to leaveWell I mean once you get finished...
Zathura: A Space Adventure Hang on a second Something's wrongWhatI was ahead of youSomebody must have kicked the boardNo nobody kicked the boardYou cheated No I didn'tYou cheated I knew you'd cheatCheater's a strong word I didn't cheatI didn't cheat Guys guys PleaseBring it down - Zathura: A Space Adventure 01:21
Hang on a second Something's wrongWhatI was ahead of...
Zathura: A Space Adventure Why'd you wish for a footballYou could have just wished the game overYou could have wished us out of hereI was under a lot of pressure He was yelling at meWhy were you yelling at himOkay guysHere's the thingI've played this game beforeOkay I played it - Zathura: A Space Adventure 01:30
Why'd you wish for a footballYou could have just wished...
Zathura: A Space Adventure Danny spun me - Zathura: A Space Adventure 00:07
Danny spun me
Zathura: A Space Adventure You wished for two of meNo II wished the astronaut guy had his brother backDanny Who are youIt's meIt's Walter I'm your brotherWhat WhaNo you're notHe isYesI'm older but I'm himI came back for you What's going on here - Zathura: A Space Adventure 00:38
You wished for two of meNo II wished the astronaut guy had...
Zathura: A Space Adventure Thank youII didn't You did a good jobYou did better than I didThanksNow make sure he gets home safe okayOkay - Zathura: A Space Adventure 00:18
Thank youII didn't You did a good jobYou did better...
Employee of the Month It's anal dumb ass - Employee of the Month 00:06
It's anal dumb ass
Employee of the Month This is an '81 Honda How dare you - Employee of the Month 00:06
This is an '81 Honda How dare you
Employee of the Month I realize that you don't care about your job but I do - Employee of the Month 00:06
I realize that you don't care about your job but I do
Employee of the Month What are you doing There are no weapons in this mission - Employee of the Month 00:22
What are you doing There are no weapons in this mission
Employee of the Month Is your name Semi because you're the size of a huge Mack truck - Employee of the Month 00:16
Is your name Semi because you're the size of a huge...
Employee of the Month Grab a knee come on - Employee of the Month 00:49
Grab a knee come on
Employee of the Month Because we are all pink on the inside right - Employee of the Month 00:05
Because we are all pink on the inside right
Employee of the Month I guess I can get a little anal Actually I hear he gets a lot - Employee of the Month 00:07
I guess I can get a little anal Actually I hear he gets a...
Employee of the Month That's why they call you Semi - Employee of the Month 00:04
That's why they call you Semi
Let's Go to Prison John Our justice system sucks - Let's Go to Prison 00:29
John Our justice system sucks
Let's Go to Prison If I had a nickel for every time I've been incarcerated - Let's Go to Prison 00:07
If I had a nickel for every time I've been incarcerated
Let's Go to Prison Anybody want to buy me a champagne drink - Let's Go to Prison 00:17
Anybody want to buy me a champagne drink
Let's Go to Prison John Narrating The three scariest words in the English language - Let's Go to Prison 00:16
John Narrating The three scariest words in the English...
Let's Go to Prison The three scariest words in the English language - Let's Go to Prison 00:19
The three scariest words in the English language
Let's Go to Prison Mr Hinkley - Let's Go to Prison 00:36
Mr Hinkley
Let's Go to Prison Tell you what We should be cell mates - Let's Go to Prison 00:18
Tell you what We should be cell mates
Let's Go to Prison It's all right to cry - Let's Go to Prison 00:29
It's all right to cry