Dax Shepard quotes in movies

Zathura: A Space Adventure 00:15 What do they eat Zathura: A Space Adventure 01:09 Why'd you wish for a football Zathura: A Space Adventure 00:43 Are you telling me to leave Zathura: A Space Adventure 00:09 No matter how good an idea seems like when you're angry Zathura: A Space Adventure 00:23 I passed through a time sphincter to get here Zathura: A Space Adventure 00:12 Are you doing this to keep Zorgons away Zathura: A Space Adventure 00:30 What'd you wish for Zathura: A Space Adventure 00:35 Oh you telling me to leave Zathura: A Space Adventure 00:17 I passed through a time sphincter to get here Zathura: A Space Adventure 00:12 Are you doing this to keep Zorgons away Zathura: A Space Adventure 00:07 Danny spun me Idiocracy 00:07 I can't believe you like money too Idiocracy 00:12 Why'd you do that Idiocracy 00:21 I just need you to tell me how to get to the time machine Idiocracy 00:14 Yah I know this place pretty good Idiocracy 00:09 I could really go for a Starbucks Idiocracy 00:04 Go away 'Batin' Idiocracy 00:05 I'm gonna mistrial my foot up your ass you don't shut up Idiocracy 00:11 Frito can you get me over there Idiocracy 00:05 Oh I I like money Yeah Without a Paddle 00:08 You were a boyscout Without a Paddle 00:38 I spent the best years of my life sittin' on the porch Without a Paddle 00:23 Is this Billy's funeral Without a Paddle 00:22 That is a great idea Without a Paddle 01:01 This trip is officially over Without a Paddle 00:24 What does that mean Without a Paddle 00:17 I'm not an astronaut Without a Paddle 00:20 Come back to bed Without a Paddle 00:11 That sounds like Creed Without a Paddle 00:20 So this is Spirit River Without a Paddle 00:20 It was like her eyes were trying to escape her head Without a Paddle 00:22 Get in the fetal position Without a Paddle 00:10 I shot a class 45 Without a Paddle 00:15 That's gonna be an ugly mantlepiece Without a Paddle 00:13 So you're saying you lost the map Without a Paddle 00:09 Great mother of ganja Without a Paddle 00:17 This never leaves the cave Without a Paddle 00:13 I will give you four cows for Denise's hand in marriage Without a Paddle 00:52 Are you running immigrants over the boarder again Without a Paddle 00:40 I wouldn't be so jealous of me if I were you Without a Paddle 00:08 This Hellmart's open for business Without a Paddle 00:12 Were you really employee of the month Without a Paddle 00:21 Your the only one small enough to get through Without a Paddle 00:13 I was thinking more the bar in town Without a Paddle 00:17 We'll shine them Without a Paddle 00:12 Let's take Billy's trip Without a Paddle 00:25 My name is Flower Without a Paddle 00:05 Let's go through there Without a Paddle 00:08 You guys are spraying me Without a Paddle 00:16 We'll shine them That would kill a fish Without a Paddle 00:11 I about shit Did you about shit I about shit Without a Paddle 00:16 Tom Yes Without a Paddle 00:34 How do you guys get supplies Without a Paddle 00:06 Slug His forest name is Slug This Is Where I Leave You 00:17 Up until just now This Is Where I Leave You 00:05 Stop chasing 10s This Is Where I Leave You 00:13 And thanks This Is Where I Leave You 00:20 Now I understand you're telling me that you think it's gay... CHIPS 01:07 Sorry That was a bit much The Judge 00:20 Now what exactly is our target juror When in Rome 00:09 This is crazy I don't know Employee of the Month 00:06 This is an '81 Honda How dare you Employee of the Month 00:22 What are you doing There are no weapons in this mission Employee of the Month 00:06 I realize that you don't care about your job but I do Employee of the Month 00:04 That's why they call you Semi Employee of the Month 00:06 It's anal dumb ass Employee of the Month 00:16 Is your name Semi because you're the size of a huge Mack... Employee of the Month 00:05 Because we are all pink on the inside right Employee of the Month 00:07 I guess I can get a little anal Actually I hear he gets a...