Clips with Denis Leary

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Recount Now it's time to prove to Al Gore who the real Ron fucking Klain really is - Recount 00:18
Now it's time to prove to Al Gore who the real Ron...
Recount The law says there has to be a hurricane - Recount 00:08
The law says there has to be a hurricane
Recount Meanwhile there's 175 000 ballots out there that the counting machines - Recount 00:22
Meanwhile there's 175 000 ballots out there that the...
Recount The networks have the wrong numbers It's gonna sound insane - Recount 00:09
The networks have the wrong numbers It's gonna sound...
Recount And Gore should've campaigned with Clinton - Recount 00:38
And Gore should've campaigned with Clinton
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs Look who are we kidding MannyI'm losing my edgeI'm not really built for chaperoning playdates - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:08
Look who are we kidding MannyI'm losing my edgeI'm...
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs For the record I blame you for this - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:04
For the record I blame you for this
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs I feel tinglyDon't say that when you're pressed up against meNot that kind of tinglyI I can feel it too - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:09
I feel tinglyDon't say that when you're pressed up...
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs This is my kind of placeHelloYeah no noNo I can't talk right nowYeah no I'm trying to recover a dead slothchucklesThey're following meI knowThey think I'm crazyNo oh okayWe're going into the Chasm of DeathI'm I'm gonna lose youwhispering Yeah I love you - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:29
This is my kind of placeHelloYeah no noNo I can't talk...
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs Stop Are you crazyCrash and Eddie laughing inhaleshigh pitched That's not poisonHuhlaughinglaughingThat is so disturbingStop laughing all of youCRASH mocking Stop laughing all of youlaughter continueshigh pitched What's rule 1all laughingThey're just - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 01:58
Stop Are you crazyCrash and Eddie laughing inhaleshigh...
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs Thanks for getting me into this messIt's the most fun I've had in yearsThank you for deserting the herdThat was totally super - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:10
Thanks for getting me into this messIt's the most fun...
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs Well uh better get moving Buck laughingAren't we forgetting somethinghigh pitched Here Rudy Rudy RudylaughingI'm so lonely - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:12
Well uh better get moving Buck laughingAren't we...
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs You are Super WeaselUltra WeaselDiesel Weasel - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:06
You are Super WeaselUltra WeaselDiesel Weasel
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs Hmm smells like a buzzard's butt fell offsniffingand then got sprayed on by a bunch of skunksThat's Sid - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:10
Hmm smells like a buzzard's butt fell offsniffingand...
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs MammalsWe have ourselves a crime sceneA tuft of furHalf eaten carcassHunk ofOh noBroccoligroansHere's what I think happenedDinosaur attacks SidSid fights back with piece of broccolileaving dinosaura vegetableAre you nutsSid's not violentor coordinatedYeah - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:41
MammalsWe have ourselves a crime sceneA tuft of furHalf...
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs ELLIE MannyPineapplesPineapplesShe gets cravingsELLIE PomegranatesGrapefruitsNectarinesShe's ordering a fruit cocktailCome on thinkPeachesechoesPeachesPeachesThe baby W W What nowThis not good No Oh noThe baby's coming Did you guys hear that'Cause - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:36
ELLIE MannyPineapplesPineapplesShe gets cravingsELLIE...
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs My paws are burning baby They're burning - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:32
My paws are burning baby They're burning
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs Oh it's a boyThat's its tailIt's a girl - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:07
Oh it's a boyThat's its tailIt's a girl
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs He's gone. - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:29
He's gone.
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs Is everybody okay? - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 00:31
Is everybody okay?
Ice Age: Continental Drift Yeh you don't scare me mother nature there's nothing you can throw at me that I can't handleWhoohoo I think we're almost there We better be I've just lost the steeringHas anyone seen Precious it's her feeding time Mum Granny's talking about her dead pet - Ice Age: Continental Drift 01:31
Yeh you don't scare me mother nature there's...
Ice Age: Continental Drift Mum dad do you have Granny's teeth she can't find'emHey can you chew this thing for meGuys where is everyone I'll handle thisSid your family was wiped out by an asteroid sorryWhat Ahem what Diego is trying to say is they leftThey only wanted to find you - Ice Age: Continental Drift 00:56
Mum dad do you have Granny's teeth she can't...
Ice Age: Continental Drift You know my mother once told me that bad news was just good news in disguiseWas this before she abandoned you - Ice Age: Continental Drift 00:08
You know my mother once told me that bad news was just good...
Ice Age: Continental Drift Thanks for drawin' my bath Sidney Granny grab my pawNo way this is my first bath in decadesThere's your proofQuick somebody do somethingI got you Granny Get off'a meGrannyWhat are you peepin' toms all lookin' at Lady can't take a bath in peaceI'll wallop - Ice Age: Continental Drift 00:43
Thanks for drawin' my bath Sidney Granny grab my pawNo...
Ice Age: Continental Drift Two sloths a mammoth and a sabre You guys are like the start of a bad jokeAnd we saved you that makes you the punchline kittyDon't call me kitty Ok I won'tkittyIf they kiss I'm gonna puke What Wait no - Ice Age: Continental Drift 00:21
Two sloths a mammoth and a sabre You guys are like the start...
Ice Age: Continental Drift Ok snack time's over We gotta build a raft MannyWow Shira must really hate building rafts Go get her she can help us get backShira - Ice Age: Continental Drift 00:12
Ok snack time's over We gotta build a raft MannyWow...
Ice Age: Continental Drift Easy kitty water you need itI don't need anything from youFine die of thirst that'll really show me Wait I'll take it thankyouYou know you have a way of saying thankyou that makes it sound like drop dead - Ice Age: Continental Drift 00:20
Easy kitty water you need itI don't need anything from...
Ice Age: Continental Drift It's a gift You're pretty soft for a sabreExcuse me I am not soft ok I happen to be a remorseless assassinDiego poo hey I made you another coral necklace he keeps losing them - Ice Age: Continental Drift 00:15
It's a gift You're pretty soft for a sabreExcuse...
Ice Age: Continental Drift I don't know what's wrong with me I can't eat can't sleep Maybe I'm coming down with somethingHohohoo I know what you've got The L word Yeah leprosyNo Sid no It's four letters starts with L ends with E Ahha liceNo Diego my friend is in love Oh yeah Love - Ice Age: Continental Drift 00:28
I don't know what's wrong with me I can't eat...
Freaks of Nature Come on man For the love of shit - Freaks of Nature 00:09
Come on man For the love of shit
Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas Don't sabers have Christmas traditions - Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas 00:49
Don't sabers have Christmas traditions
Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas You know you're singing to a rock - Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas 00:14
You know you're singing to a rock
Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas What do you think - Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas 00:24
What do you think
Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas Why am I on Santa's Naughty List - Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas 00:21
Why am I on Santa's Naughty List
Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas Can you pick up Sid's scent - Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas 00:18
Can you pick up Sid's scent
Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas That's one crazy rock - Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas 00:27
That's one crazy rock
Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas The reindeer fly up here - Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas 00:12
The reindeer fly up here
Draft Day You're not - Draft Day 00:38
You're not
Draft Day There's me doing my job you doing yours - Draft Day 00:10
There's me doing my job you doing yours
Draft Day I had my choice of teams to coach Sonny and I chose this team okay - Draft Day 00:36
I had my choice of teams to coach Sonny and I chose this...
Draft Day Are you as jacked as everyone else around here about gettin' the first pick - Draft Day 00:23
Are you as jacked as everyone else around here about...
Draft Day You don't think Callahan's legit - Draft Day 00:42
You don't think Callahan's legit
Draft Day I just got off the phone with Max Stone - Draft Day 00:42
I just got off the phone with Max Stone
Draft Day Looks like Tarzan plays like Jane - Draft Day 00:18
Looks like Tarzan plays like Jane
Draft Day Everybody's freaking out Sonny - Draft Day 00:35
Everybody's freaking out Sonny
Draft Day Look everyone else has a reason to pass on Bo Callahan You don't - Draft Day 00:38
Look everyone else has a reason to pass on Bo Callahan You...
Draft Day Okay somebody get me Tom Michaels on the phone - Draft Day 00:16
Okay somebody get me Tom Michaels on the phone
Draft Day Let me get this straight - Draft Day 00:14
Let me get this straight
Draft Day Okay Screw it No more offer It's off the table Tom - Draft Day 00:59
Okay Screw it No more offer It's off the table Tom
Draft Day Okay this means we're picking next all right - Draft Day 00:47
Okay this means we're picking next all right
Ice Age: Collision Course I keep picturing our own kid in thereHe'd be the best oneI think you meant sheHeEither way we've been over this DiegoKids are afraid of usYeah but whyAre they gonna eat usHi kidsI even smiled this time - Ice Age: Collision Course 00:26
I keep picturing our own kid in thereHe'd be the best...
Ice Age: Collision Course I suppose this is all part of your magic show for me - Ice Age: Collision Course 00:05
I suppose this is all part of your magic show for me
Ice Age: Collision Course Hey Bro Kid - Ice Age: Collision Course 00:10
Hey Bro Kid
Ice Age: Collision Course The master of meditation - Ice Age: Collision Course 00:13
The master of meditation
Ice Age: Collision Course Um excuse meIs it true you helped save the world from an asteroidUmThat's a very scary storyYou think you can handle itYeahHow scaryWell we were Oh OhHiIt was five minutes to midnightand we were up against volcanoesdino birds and the end of the worldOh - Ice Age: Collision Course 00:32
Um excuse meIs it true you helped save the world from an...