Clips with Diane Keaton

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Love and Death Father Boris is trying to commit suicide - Love and Death 00:10
Father Boris is trying to commit suicide
Love and Death Two of them - Love and Death 00:17
Two of them
Love and Death Violence is justified in the service of mankind - Love and Death 00:10
Violence is justified in the service of mankind
Love and Death That's jejune Jejune - Love and Death 00:12
That's jejune Jejune
Love and Death Passive resistance - Love and Death 00:06
Passive resistance
Love and Death I know but murder The most foul of all crimes - Love and Death 00:47
I know but murder The most foul of all crimes
Love and Death Don Francisco - Love and Death 00:12
Don Francisco
Love and Death This is good champagne - Love and Death 00:06
This is good champagne
Love and Death This is an honor for me - Love and Death 00:28
This is an honor for me
Love and Death Do you find me attractive as a man - Love and Death 00:06
Do you find me attractive as a man
Love and Death I wonder if you would be more difficult to conquer than Russia - Love and Death 00:07
I wonder if you would be more difficult to conquer than...
Love and Death I'll go to your room - Love and Death 00:06
I'll go to your room
Love and Death I was praying - Love and Death 00:05
I was praying
Love and Death Shall we WHAT to the bed - Love and Death 00:08
Shall we WHAT to the bed
Love and Death Forgive my haste - Love and Death 00:12
Forgive my haste
Love and Death Not to love is to suffer - Love and Death 00:32
Not to love is to suffer
Love and Death You were my one great love - Love and Death 00:16
You were my one great love
Annie Hall That's a polite word for what you are - Annie Hall 00:35
That's a polite word for what you are
Annie Hall You're what Grammy Hall would call a real Jew - Annie Hall 00:16
You're what Grammy Hall would call a real Jew
Annie Hall Jesus what did you do Come by way of the Panama CanalI'm in a bad mood I'm here with the Godfather cast - Annie Hall 00:08
Jesus what did you do Come by way of the Panama...
Annie Hall Has the picture started Two minutes agoThat's it Forget it I can't go inTwo minutes We've blown it alreadyI can't go in in the middleIn the middle We've only missed the titles They're in Swedish - Annie Hall 00:16
Has the picture started Two minutes agoThat's it Forget...
Annie Hall Let's see The Sorrow and the Pity We've seen itI'm not in the mood to see a four hour documentary on Nazis - Annie Hall 00:07
Let's see The Sorrow and the Pity We've seen...
Annie Hall I'm sorryI've got to see a picture exactly from start to finish 'cause I'm analThat's a polite word for what you are - Annie Hall 00:11
I'm sorryI've got to see a picture exactly from...
Annie Hall We saw the Fellini film last Tuesday It is not one of his bestIt lacks a cohesive structureYou get the feeling he's not absolutely sure what it is he wants to sayI've always felt he was essentially a technical filmmakerGranted La Strada was a great - Annie Hall 00:43
We saw the Fellini film last Tuesday It is not one of his...
Annie Hall What are you depressed about I missed my therapy I oversleptHow can you possibly oversleepThe alarm clockYou know what a hostile gesture that is to me - Annie Hall 00:12
What are you depressed about I missed my therapy I...
Annie Hall You know what a hostile gesture that is to meI know Because of our sexual problem rightEverybody in line has to know our rate of intercourse - Annie Hall 00:11
You know what a hostile gesture that is to meI know Because...
Annie Hall What do you mean our sexual problemI'm comparatively normal for a guy raised in BrooklynI'm sorry My sexual problem Okay My sexual problemI never read that That was Henry James' sequel to Turn of the Screw - Annie Hall 00:15
What do you mean our sexual problemI'm comparatively...
Annie Hall I know Sometimes I ask myself how I'd stand up under tortureYou You kiddingThe Gestapo would take away your charge card and you'd tell 'em everything - Annie Hall 00:12
I know Sometimes I ask myself how I'd stand up under...
Annie Hall You're pretty lucky I came along Oh really La de dahIf anyone ever told me that I'd be taking out a girlwho used expressions like la de dah - Annie Hall 00:13
You're pretty lucky I came along Oh really La de dahIf...
Annie Hall You play very well - Annie Hall 00:23
You play very well
Annie Hall This tie is a present from Grammy HallWho Grammy HallYeah my grammyWhat did you do grow up in a Norman Rockwell painting Your grammy - Annie Hall 00:14
This tie is a present from Grammy HallWho Grammy HallYeah my...
Annie Hall You see an analystJust for 15 years 15 yearsI'm going to give him one more year and then I'm going to Lourdes - Annie Hall 00:10
You see an analystJust for 15 years 15 yearsI'm going...
Annie Hall Right I don't know I mean some of her poems seem neatNeat I hate to tell you this is 1975Neat went out at the turn of the century - Annie Hall 00:12
Right I don't know I mean some of her poems seem...
Annie Hall You don't have to But I'm all perspired and everythingDidn't you take a shower at the clubNo no I never shower in a public placeWhy notI don't like to get naked in front of another manI seeI don't like to show my body to a man of my gender - Annie Hall 00:22
You don't have to But I'm all perspired and...
Annie Hall You're what Grammy Hall would call a real JewThank youShe hates Jews She thinks they just make moneyBut she's the one is she ever I'm telling you - Annie Hall 00:16
You're what Grammy Hall would call a real JewThank...
Annie Hall It had to be youIt had to be youI wandered around And finally foundThis somebody whoCould make me be trueCould make me be blueAnd even be gladJust to be sadThinking of you - Annie Hall 00:54
It had to be youIt had to be youI wandered around And...
Annie Hall Listen give me a kiss ReallyWhy not Because we're just going to go home laterThere's going to be all that tension We've never kissed beforeI'll never know when to make the right moveWe'll kiss now and get it over with and then we'll go eat OkayWe'll - Annie Hall 00:18
Listen give me a kiss ReallyWhy not Because we're just...
Annie Hall Corned beef pleaseI'm having pastrami on white breadwith mayonnaise tomatoes and lettuce - Annie Hall 00:10
Corned beef pleaseI'm having pastrami on white...
Annie Hall You were greatOh yeah YeahYeah I'm wrecked You're wreckedI mean it I'll never play the piano again - Annie Hall 00:15
You were greatOh yeah YeahYeah I'm wrecked You're...
Annie Hall Here you want someNo I don't use any major hallucinogenicsI took a puff about five years ago at a partyand tried to take my pants off over my head - Annie Hall 00:17
Here you want someNo I don't use any major...
Annie Hall You know what you are You're polymorphously perverseWhat does that mean I don't know what that isYou're exceptional in bedbecause you get pleasure in every part of your body when I touch itLike the tip of your nose and if I stroke your teeth or your knee - Annie Hall 00:25
You know what you are You're polymorphously...
Annie Hall Does this sound like a good course Modern American PoetryOr let's seemaybe I should take Introduction to the NovelJust don't take any course where they make you read Beowulf - Annie Hall 00:16
Does this sound like a good course Modern American PoetryOr...
Annie Hall What do you think Should we go to that party in South HamptonNo don't be silly What do we need other people forWe should just turn out the lights and play hide the salam or something - Annie Hall 00:15
What do you think Should we go to that party in South...
Annie Hall Grass right The illusion that it makes a white woman more like Billie HolidayHave you ever made love high Me NoIf I have grass or alcohol I get unbearably wonderfulI get too wonderful for wordsI don't know why you have to get high every time we make - Annie Hall 00:38
Grass right The illusion that it makes a white woman more...
Annie Hall Is something wrong No whyI don't know It's like you're removedNo I'm fineReallyI don't know You seem sort of distantLet's just do it all rightWas it my imagination or are you just going through the motionsAlvy do you remember where I put my drawing - Annie Hall 00:28
Is something wrong No whyI don't know It's like...
Annie Hall I didn't start out spying I thought I'd surprise you pick you up after schoolYou wanted to keep the relationship flexible remember It's your phraseYou're having an affair with your college professorThat jerk that teaches that crap course Contemporary - Annie Hall 00:50
I didn't start out spying I thought I'd surprise...
Annie Hall I told her about the family and my feelings towards menand my relationship with my brotherThen she mentioned penis envy Do you know about thatI'm one of the few males who suffers from that Go on - Annie Hall 00:15
I told her about the family and my feelings towards menand...
Annie Hall Seems likeOld timesHaving youTo walk withSeems likeOld timesHaving you to walk withAnd it's still a thrillJust to have my armsAround youStill the thrillThat it was the dayI found youSeems likeOld timesDinner dates and flowersOld timesStaying up all - Annie Hall 02:19
Seems likeOld timesHaving youTo walk withSeems likeOld...
Annie Hall How often do you sleep together Do you have sex oftenHardly ever Maybe three times a weekConstantly I'd say three times a week Like the other night Alvy wanted sex - Annie Hall 00:12
How often do you sleep together Do you have sex oftenHardly...
Annie Hall Don't put it on me I don't want to put a wad of white powder in my noseThere's the nasal membraneYou never want to try anything new How can you say thatI said you I and that girl from acting class should sleep togetherThat's sick I know it's sick but it's - Annie Hall 00:22
Don't put it on me I don't want to put a wad of...
Annie Hall It's so clean out hereBecause they don't throw garbage away They make it into TV shows - Annie Hall 00:08
It's so clean out hereBecause they don't throw...
Annie Hall These are yours Impeach Eisenhower Impeach NixonImpeach Lyndon Johnson Impeach Ronald Reagan - Annie Hall 00:09
These are yours Impeach Eisenhower Impeach NixonImpeach...
Annie Hall I'm not myself since I stopped smoking When did you quit - Annie Hall 00:07
I'm not myself since I stopped smoking When did you...
Annie Hall What's so great about New York It's a dying city You read Death in VeniceYou didn't read Death in Venice until I bought it for youThat's right You only gave me books with the word death in the title - Annie Hall 00:13
What's so great about New York It's a dying city...
Annie Hall You're incapable of enjoying life You know thatYou're like New York City You're just this personYou're like this island unto yourselfI can't enjoy anything unless everybody isIf one guy is starving someplace it puts a crimp in my evening - Annie Hall 00:18
You're incapable of enjoying life You know...
Interiors Do I really care if a handful of my poems are read after I'm gone forever - Interiors 00:09
Do I really care if a handful of my poems are read after...
Interiors You know Flyn likes you - Interiors 00:16
You know Flyn likes you
Interiors Flyn suffers from the same thing my last book suffered from - Interiors 00:22
Flyn suffers from the same thing my last book suffered from
Interiors We hardly had any chance to speak - Interiors 00:07
We hardly had any chance to speak
Interiors We never see Marion and Gail I don't understand You used to like them - Interiors 00:21
We never see Marion and Gail I don't understand You...
Interiors The water's so calm - Interiors 00:04
The water's so calm
Interiors She has all the anguish and anxiety - Interiors 00:10
She has all the anguish and anxiety
Interiors My first husband - Interiors 00:15
My first husband
Interiors Do you have any children - Interiors 00:31
Do you have any children
Interiors Life loses real meaning - Interiors 00:19
Life loses real meaning
Interiors It's terrifying - Interiors 00:29
It's terrifying
Interiors Isn't that right - Interiors 00:25
Isn't that right
Interiors I look in the mirror every day and I feel discouraged - Interiors 00:21
I look in the mirror every day and I feel discouraged
Reds Are you Paul Trullinger's wife - Reds 00:21
Are you Paul Trullinger's wife
Reds Freedom Mrs Trullinger - Reds 00:28
Freedom Mrs Trullinger