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Mary Poppins All right ladies and gentsComical poems suitable for the occasionextemporised and thought up before your very eyesAll right here we goRoom here for everyone Gather aroundThe constable's responstableNow how does that soundHmmHello Miss Lark I got one for - Mary Poppins 00:51
All right ladies and gentsComical poems suitable for the...
Mary Poppins Wind's in the eastMist comin' inLike something is brewin'About to beginCan't put me finger on what lies in storeBut I feel what's to happenAll happened before - Mary Poppins 00:25
Wind's in the eastMist comin' inLike something is...
Mary Poppins Now this imposing edifice what first greets the eyeis the home of Admiral Boomlate of His Majesty's navyLikes his house shipshape and Bristol fashion at all timesTime gun ready Ready and charged sirThree minutes and six seconds Aye aye sirWhat he's famous - Mary Poppins 01:18
Now this imposing edifice what first greets the eyeis the...
Mary Poppins When you're with Mary Poppinsquick as you can say Bob's your unclethe most unusual things happenWhat are you talking about - Mary Poppins 00:14
When you're with Mary Poppinsquick as you can say...
Mary Poppins It's not my place to saybut she probably has in mind a jolly holiday - Mary Poppins 00:08
It's not my place to saybut she probably has in mind a...
Mary Poppins A typical English countryside done by a loving handThough you can't see it there's a little country fair down that road - Mary Poppins 00:14
A typical English countryside done by a loving handThough...
Mary Poppins Now's the time No one's looking - Mary Poppins 00:05
Now's the time No one's looking
Mary Poppins I have no intention of making a spectacle of myselfAll right I'll do it myself - Mary Poppins 00:08
I have no intention of making a spectacle of myselfAll right...
Mary Poppins All right I'll do it myselfDo whatBit of magicMagic It's easyLet's seeYou thinkYou winkYou do a double blinkYou close your eyes and jumpIs something supposed to happenBert what utter nonsenseOhWhy do you complicate thingsGive me your hand Michael Don't - Mary Poppins 00:40
All right I'll do it myselfDo whatBit of magicMagic...
Mary Poppins Waiter WaiterNow then what would be niceWe'll start with raspberry iceAnd then some cakes and teaOrder what you willThere'll be no billIt's complimentaryYou're very kindAnything for you Mary PoppinsYou're our favourite person - Mary Poppins 00:46
Waiter WaiterNow then what would be niceWe'll start...
Mary Poppins It's true thatMavis and Sybil have ways that are winningAnd Prudence and Gwendolyn set your heart spinnin'Phoebe's delightful Maude is disarmingFelicia Janice and LydiaCharming Cynthia's dashing Vivian's sweetStephanie's smashing Priscilla a treatVeronica - Mary Poppins 00:26
It's true thatMavis and Sybil have ways that are...
Mary Poppins Just a bit of high spirits Mary PoppinsPlease control yourself We're not on a racecourse - Mary Poppins 00:09
Just a bit of high spirits Mary PoppinsPlease control...
Mary Poppins How does it feel to win WellGaining fame and fortune YesYour picture in the newspaper ActuallyExtreme good looks may I sayNo words describe your emotionGentlemen on the contrary there's a very good wordRight Tell themRightIt's - Mary Poppins 00:41
How does it feel to win WellGaining fame and fortune YesYour...
Mary Poppins He travelled all around the world And everywhere he wentHe'd use his word and all would say There goes a clever gentWhen dukes and maharajas pass the time of day with meI say me special word and then they ask me out to - Mary Poppins 00:26
He travelled all around the world And everywhere he...
Mary Poppins I love to laughHoo hoo hoo hooLoud and long and clearHaI love to laughHa ha ha haIt's getting worse every yearHa ha haThe more I laughHo ho hoThe more I fill with glee - Mary Poppins 00:23
I love to laughHoo hoo hoo hooLoud and long and clearHaI...
Mary Poppins You can say it backwards - Mary Poppins 00:08
You can say it backwards
Mary Poppins Speaking of sight it reminds me of me brotherHe works in a watch factoryWhat's he doHe stands about all day and makes facesMakes faces in a watch factory - Mary Poppins 00:20
Speaking of sight it reminds me of me brotherHe works in a...
Mary Poppins The other day when it was cold a friend bought long underwearThe shopkeeper said How long do you want itMy friend said From September to March - Mary Poppins 00:16
The other day when it was cold a friend bought long...
Mary Poppins Oh there is a wayI hate mentioning it because you must think of something sadDo it pleaseLet me seeI've got the very thingYesterday when my neighbour answered the bell a man was thereThe man said I'm terribly sorry I just ran over your catOh that's sad - Mary Poppins 00:38
Oh there is a wayI hate mentioning it because you must think...
Mary Poppins Uncle AlbertI got a jolly joke I saved for just such an occasionWant to hear it I'd be so gratefulRighto It's about me granddadOne night he had a nightmareSo scared he chewed his pillow to bitsNext morning I says How do you feelHe says A little down in - Mary Poppins 00:39
Uncle AlbertI got a jolly joke I saved for just such an...
Mary Poppins Oh Bert we're so frightenedDon't take on soBert will take care of you Like I was your own fatherWho's after youFatherWhatWe went to his bankWe must have done something dreadfulThe police and army were after usMichael don't exaggerateThere must be some - Mary Poppins 01:57
Oh Bert we're so frightenedDon't take on soBert...
Mary Poppins Bert will take care of you Like I was your own fatherWho's after youFatherWhat - Mary Poppins 00:08
Bert will take care of you Like I was your own...
Mary Poppins Bert'll take care of you - Mary Poppins 00:06
Bert'll take care of you
Mary Poppins Good luck will rub off when I shakes hands with youOr blow me a kissAnd that's lucky too - Mary Poppins 00:10
Good luck will rub off when I shakes hands with youOr blow...
Mary Poppins It's awfully dark and gloomy up thereYou see how wrong people can beThat's a doorway to a place of enchantmentUp where the smoke is all billowed and curled'Tween pavement and starsIs the chimney sweep worldWhen there's hardly no dayNor hardly no - Mary Poppins 00:47
It's awfully dark and gloomy up thereYou see how wrong...
Mary Poppins Up where the smoke is all billowed and curled - Mary Poppins 00:36
Up where the smoke is all billowed and curled
Mary Poppins No harm doneTruth is this is a fortuitous circumstance - Mary Poppins 00:07
No harm doneTruth is this is a fortuitous circumstance
Mary Poppins It's just good clean soot Michael - Mary Poppins 00:04
It's just good clean soot Michael
Mary Poppins Chim chiminy chim chiminy Chim chim chereeWhen you're with a sweepYou're in glad companyNowhere is there a more happier crewThan them what sings Chim chim cheree chim cherooChim chiminy chim chim Cheree chim cheroo - Mary Poppins 00:25
Chim chiminy chim chiminy Chim chim chereeWhen you're...
Mary Poppins You're a man of high positionesteemed by your peersAnd when your little tykes are cryin'You haven't time to dry their tearsAnd see them grateful little facesSmilin' up at youBecause their dadHe always knows just what to doI mean lookLike you say - Mary Poppins 01:33
You're a man of high positionesteemed by your peersAnd...
Mary Poppins Not Royal Academy - Mary Poppins 00:09
Not Royal Academy
What a Way to Go! What are you an orthodox coward - What a Way to Go! 00:13
What are you an orthodox coward
What a Way to Go! Imagine finding you here - What a Way to Go! 00:10
Imagine finding you here
What a Way to Go! I'll always be nothing - What a Way to Go! 00:25
I'll always be nothing
What a Way to Go! Oh Louisa - What a Way to Go! 00:11
Oh Louisa
What a Way to Go! What's that uh camera for Oh I'm doing a documentary - What a Way to Go! 00:08
What's that uh camera for Oh I'm doing a...
What a Way to Go! What's the matter - What a Way to Go! 00:23
What's the matter
What a Way to Go! Don't crawl to Crawley - What a Way to Go! 00:04
Don't crawl to Crawley
What a Way to Go! Hop hop hop you shoppers Hop to Hopper's - What a Way to Go! 00:05
Hop hop hop you shoppers Hop to Hopper's
What a Way to Go! Edgar it's Christmas - What a Way to Go! 00:07
Edgar it's Christmas
What a Way to Go! Honey that'll have to wait 'til next year - What a Way to Go! 00:16
Honey that'll have to wait 'til next year
What a Way to Go! What is with our order - What a Way to Go! 00:06
What is with our order
What a Way to Go! Our musical mop which plays Let Me Call You Sweetheart I'm in Love with You - What a Way to Go! 00:10
Our musical mop which plays Let Me Call You Sweetheart...
Lt Robin Crusoe, U S N She's a wonderful girl - Lt Robin Crusoe, U S N 00:22
She's a wonderful girl
Fitzwilly Do you want anything Miss Vicki - Fitzwilly 00:20
Do you want anything Miss Vicki
Fitzwilly All right Albert Off to Philadelphia - Fitzwilly 00:13
All right Albert Off to Philadelphia
Fitzwilly Oh my - Fitzwilly 00:19
Oh my
Fitzwilly You must have forgotten - Fitzwilly 00:15
You must have forgotten
Fitzwilly Anyway we could use some fresh ideas around here - Fitzwilly 00:14
Anyway we could use some fresh ideas around here
Fitzwilly Because I also find her wonderful and can deny her nothing - Fitzwilly 00:13
Because I also find her wonderful and can deny her nothing
Fitzwilly Fitzwilly when old Mr Woodworth died and there wasn't a penny - Fitzwilly 00:20
Fitzwilly when old Mr Woodworth died and there wasn't a...
Fitzwilly She can do a lot of prowling in a week - Fitzwilly 00:10
She can do a lot of prowling in a week
Fitzwilly And I am a butler not Jack the Ripper - Fitzwilly 00:10
And I am a butler not Jack the Ripper
Fitzwilly How old is the old poop - Fitzwilly 00:03
How old is the old poop
Fitzwilly But that's a brand new one It's much too stiff for a young lady - Fitzwilly 00:13
But that's a brand new one It's much too stiff for...
Fitzwilly May I present the Platypi - Fitzwilly 00:17
May I present the Platypi
Fitzwilly You're a remarkable man Mr Fitzwilliam - Fitzwilly 00:25
You're a remarkable man Mr Fitzwilliam
Fitzwilly Oh I don't know Anything you're devious enough to dream up - Fitzwilly 00:07
Oh I don't know Anything you're devious enough to...
Fitzwilly In the interest of better communication - Fitzwilly 00:13
In the interest of better communication
Fitzwilly How would you like some wine - Fitzwilly 00:06
How would you like some wine
Fitzwilly Fitzwilly you're nice - Fitzwilly 00:38
Fitzwilly you're nice
Fitzwilly Call me when you're finished fighting - Fitzwilly 00:05
Call me when you're finished fighting
Fitzwilly All right Good luck Good night - Fitzwilly 00:07
All right Good luck Good night
Fitzwilly And your silverware glassware and chinaware went out today - Fitzwilly 00:09
And your silverware glassware and chinaware went out today
Fitzwilly Juliet Juliet my love - Fitzwilly 00:06
Juliet Juliet my love
Fitzwilly When's all this going to take place - Fitzwilly 00:13
When's all this going to take place
Fitzwilly Good night darling - Fitzwilly 00:07
Good night darling
Fitzwilly Yes I did call Byron I just wanted to say - Fitzwilly 00:08
Yes I did call Byron I just wanted to say
Never a Dull Moment Coffee and therapy at Walgreens - Never a Dull Moment 00:07
Coffee and therapy at Walgreens
Never a Dull Moment Look I don't like somebody holding a sticker on me - Never a Dull Moment 00:21
Look I don't like somebody holding a sticker on me