Clips with Dickie Jones

Destry Rides Again Did he ever tell you the one where he stopped a tribe of injuns single handed - Destry Rides Again 00:06
Did he ever tell you the one where he stopped a tribe of...
Mr Smith Goes to Washington Daniel Webster used to use it - Mr Smith Goes to Washington 00:17
Daniel Webster used to use it
Pinocchio Little puppet made of pinewakeThe gift of life is thineWhew What they can't do these daysI can moveI can talkI can walkYes Pinocchio I've given you life WhyBecause tonight Geppetto wished for a real boyAm I a real boy No PinocchioTo make Geppetto's wish - Pinocchio 00:59
Little puppet made of pinewakeThe gift of life is thineWhew...
Pinocchio You must learn to choose between right and wrongRight and wrong But how will I knowHow will he know Your conscience will tell youWhat are conscience What are conscienceI'll tell yaA conscience is that still small voice that people won't listen toThat's - Pinocchio 00:26
You must learn to choose between right and wrongRight and...
Pinocchio Now remember Pinocchio be a good boyAnd always let your conscience be your guide - Pinocchio 00:09
Now remember Pinocchio be a good boyAnd always let your...
Pinocchio Who is there It's meOh it's meShh FigaroThere's somebody in here - Pinocchio 00:16
Who is there It's meOh it's meShh...
Pinocchio Oh PinocchioHow did you get down hereI fell down Oh you didOhh You're talking Uh huhN N N No Yes and I can move tooNo n no you you can't I I'm dreaming in my sleepW W Wake me up Wake me upNow we see who is dreamingGo on Say somethingGee you're funny Do it - Pinocchio 01:02
Oh PinocchioHow did you get down hereI fell down Oh you...
Pinocchio Let's say hello to Figaro Hello to Figaro - Pinocchio 00:05
Let's say hello to Figaro Hello to Figaro
Pinocchio Well well hmmQuite a scholar I seeLook Giddy a man of lettersHere's your book I'm going to schoolSchool Ah yesThen you haven't heard of the easy road to successUh uh NoI'm speaking my boy of the theatreHere's your apple Bright lights musicapplause - Pinocchio 01:01
Well well hmmQuite a scholar I seeLook Giddy a man of...
Pinocchio Remember what I said about temptationUh huh Well that's himOh no Jiminy that's Mr Honest JohnHonest John - Pinocchio 00:14
Remember what I said about temptationUh huh Well that's...
Pinocchio There this will be your homewhere I can find you alwaysNo no no Yes yes yesTo me you are belongingWe will tour the worldParis LondonMonte Carlo ConstantinopoleeNo no YesWe start tonightHmmYou will make lots of moneyfor meAnd when you are growing too - Pinocchio 01:08
There this will be your homewhere I can find you alwaysNo no...
Pinocchio Pinocchio why didn't you go to schoolSchool Well I um Uh Go ahead tell herI was going to school 'til I met somebodyMet somebody Yeah Uh two big monsterswith big green eyesWhy I I MonstersWeren't you afraid No ma'am But they tied me in a big sackYou don't - Pinocchio 01:04
Pinocchio why didn't you go to schoolSchool Well I um...
Pinocchio Toodle ooo Stromboli Goodbye Mr StromboShh Quiet Let's get outta here before something else happens - Pinocchio 00:08
Toodle ooo Stromboli Goodbye Mr StromboShh Quiet Let's...
Pinocchio That's the stuff Pinoke I'd rather be smart than be an actor - Pinocchio 00:06
That's the stuff Pinoke I'd rather be smart than...
Pinocchio Well well Pinocchio What's your rushI gotta beat Jiminy home Oh helloWell how is the great actorI don't wanna be an actor Stromboli was terribleHe was Yeah he locked me in a bird cageHe did Uh huh but I learned my lessonI'm going Oh you poor poor boy You - Pinocchio 01:40
Well well Pinocchio What's your rushI gotta beat Jiminy...
Pinocchio My boy you are allergicAllergic Yes and there is only one cureA vacation on Pleasure Island Pleasure IslandYes that happy land of carefree boyswhere every day is a holidayBut I can't go I Why of course you can goI'm giving you my ticketHere Thanks But - Pinocchio 00:38
My boy you are allergicAllergic Yes and there is only one...
Pinocchio Hey Who's the beetleLet go Put me down Let me out of here Let me outHe's my conscience He tells me what's right and wrongWhat You mean to tell me you take orders from a grasshopperGrasshopper Look here you you impudent young pupIt wouldn't hurt you to - Pinocchio 00:24
Hey Who's the beetleLet go Put me down Let me out of...
Pinocchio You'd think that something was going to happen to us - Pinocchio 01:12
You'd think that something was going to happen to us
Pinocchio Ha To hear that beetle talkyou'd think somethin' was going to happen to usConscience Nah phooeyWhere does he get that stuffHow do you ever expect to be a real boyWhat's he think I look like a jackassYou sure doHey you laugh like a donkeyDid that come out - Pinocchio 01:20
Ha To hear that beetle talkyou'd think somethin'...
Pinocchio I'm going to find himBut Pinoke are you crazyDon't you realize uh he's in a whaleI've gotta go to himHey Pinoke waitListen here sonBut this Monstro I've heard of himHe's a whale of a whaleWhy he swallows whole ships aliveTie it good and tight now And - Pinocchio 00:34
I'm going to find himBut Pinoke are you crazyDon't...
Pinocchio FatherFather Huh he ain't my fatherUh Mr Geppetto - Pinocchio 00:11
FatherFather Huh he ain't my fatherUh Mr Geppetto
Pinocchio Hey FatherFather Don't bother me now PinocchioP Pinocchio FatherPinocchio my son - Pinocchio 00:14
Hey FatherFather Don't bother me now PinocchioP...
Pinocchio Get out Oh no no son I've tried every wayWhy I I even built a raftA raft That's it HuhWe'll take the raft and when the whale opens its mouthNo no no no N Now listen sonHe only opens his mouth when he's eatingThen everything comes inNothing goes outOh It's - Pinocchio 01:05
Get out Oh no no son I've tried every wayWhy I I even...
Virginia City What's on your mind - Virginia City 00:47
What's on your mind
The Outlaw Is it true you got 13 Indian scalps in your war bag - The Outlaw 00:14
Is it true you got 13 Indian scalps in your war bag
Fort Worth A word from you with the judge will help matters a lot - Fort Worth 00:07
A word from you with the judge will help matters a lot