Dom DeLuise quotes in movies

Fail Safe 00:34

Sergeant Collins on the double

The Glass Bottom Boat 00:04

I cannot go through life like this

The Glass Bottom Boat 00:06

Lady your heel is in my ingrown

The Glass Bottom Boat 00:04

Gismo You are a spy

What's So Bad About... 00:13

Can't you do anything without that bird

What's So Bad About... 00:18

When was the last time you were in Cuba

What's So Bad About... 00:17

Well I guess we can all use a little sleep

What's So Bad About... 00:06

What uh what are you

What's So Bad About... 00:07

I wanna come back and see a normal average couple

The Twelve Chairs 00:26

Why are you after my chair It's not yours

The Twelve Chairs 00:36

How did you find out about the jewels

The Twelve Chairs 00:31

You are Vorobyaninov's son

The Twelve Chairs 00:08

Are you trying to bribe a Soviet official

The Twelve Chairs 00:10

I must grovel at your feet

The Twelve Chairs 00:04

Come on brain

The Twelve Chairs 00:09

Don't you understand

The Twelve Chairs 00:06

A memento of my visit to your lovely home

The Twelve Chairs 00:11

What a gorgeous chairrrrr

The Twelve Chairs 00:36

We need 30 rubles to make our dreams come true

The Twelve Chairs 00:22

It's very quiet

The Twelve Chairs 00:34

Oh boys

Blazing Saddles 00:27

All right cut

Blazing Saddles 00:10

Sounds like steam escaping

Blazing Saddles 00:18

This is a CLOSED SET

The Cheap Detective 00:13

I hope my disgustingly cheap perfume

The Cheap Detective 00:14

How do you stand being around yourself

The End 00:25

It's very interesting the way you woke up cursing

The End 00:10

I don't buy land from television

The End 00:11

You tried to kill yourself unsuccessfully needless to add

The End 00:13

I'm writing a book on insanity

The End 00:07

Sane people make a lot of crazy rules

The End 01:14

Yeah a lot of doctors have different theories about why I...

The End 00:11

Do you think this country will ever switch to the metric...

The End 00:05

You know you got a lot of rules about peeing

The End 00:07

You're right Sonny It's not high enough

The End 00:12

That man's nuts Grab 'em Ooh

The End 00:06

You I hope your nuts rust

The End 00:38

SOBBING You don't like me anymore

The Muppet Movie 01:07

This is a serious call for help

Fatso 00:12

You're 32 years old you don't know how to run your...

Fatso 00:21

I miss your warmth

Fatso 00:15

Lasagna for you

Fatso 00:16

Mrs Goodman

Fatso 00:22

Give me those keys

Fatso 00:06

Get the honey junior

Fatso 00:14

Guess who I ran into on the way to the store

Fatso 00:05

Are you a virgin

Fatso 00:31

How you loved to feed me huh

Smokey and the Bandit II 00:15

I need a tongue depressor about this big

Smokey and the Bandit II 00:08

Are you a doctor

Smokey and the Bandit II 00:13

It's no catching

Smokey and the Bandit II 00:17

Don't look at me

Smokey and the Bandit II 00:10

For the biggest goldang stork you ever seen

Smokey and the Bandit II 00:53

Make the baby go bada bing

Smokey and the Bandit II 00:07

When you give birth to a 200 pound elephant

Smokey and the Bandit II 00:12

She IS strong as an ox

The Cannonball Run 00:12

Almost everything I wear is pink

History of the World: Part I 00:28

I've penetrated into the farthest

History of the World: Part I 00:04

Here wash this

The Secret of NIMH 00:09

I haven't found Miss Right yet

The Secret of NIMH 00:28

Well you keep making all that noise and Dragon will hear you

The Secret of NIMH 00:24

Hey there's a cat out there

The Secret of NIMH 00:11

If I had actually been near a cat I'd be sneezing my...

The Secret of NIMH 00:04

Excuse me pardon me

The Secret of NIMH 00:12

Do you like me

The Secret of NIMH 00:17

Oh Well if you're going to feather a nest

The Secret of NIMH 00:27

Say You were a girl once

The Secret of NIMH 00:11

I think I got real potential

The Secret of NIMH 00:08

Nice evening huh

The Secret of NIMH 00:08

Jeremy What on earth