Clips with Don Rickles

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X: The Man with the X Ray Eyes One of the most fantastic performances ever to appear here in the carnival show - X: The Man with the X Ray Eyes 00:11
One of the most fantastic performances ever to appear here...
X: The Man with the X Ray Eyes Hey you boys over there - X: The Man with the X Ray Eyes 00:07
Hey you boys over there
Bikini Beach DOESN'T ANYTHING WORK ON THIS CAR THE RADIO'S KIND OF NICE - Bikini Beach 00:06
DOESN'T ANYTHING WORK ON THIS CAR THE RADIO'S KIND...
Muscle Beach Party You made me fall It was my blanket - Muscle Beach Party 00:30
You made me fall It was my blanket
Muscle Beach Party That's right Go ahead just sign here - Muscle Beach Party 00:18
That's right Go ahead just sign here
Muscle Beach Party I'm the only man good enough for her - Muscle Beach Party 00:12
I'm the only man good enough for her
Muscle Beach Party Crush them Not one of them not two of them but all of them - Muscle Beach Party 00:13
Crush them Not one of them not two of them but all of them
Kelly's Heroes Fourteen thousand - Kelly's Heroes 00:12
Fourteen thousand
Kelly's Heroes He hasn't reported him dead yet You see I've been collecting his whiskey - Kelly's Heroes 00:14
He hasn't reported him dead yet You see I've been...
Kelly's Heroes Who is that guy - Kelly's Heroes 00:16
Who is that guy
Kelly's Heroes I haven't even asked ya yet - Kelly's Heroes 00:30
I haven't even asked ya yet
Kelly's Heroes Kelly's even got us armor support - Kelly's Heroes 00:48
Kelly's even got us armor support
Kelly's Heroes CRAPGAME: Hey. Hey. - Kelly's Heroes 00:08
CRAPGAME: Hey. Hey.
Kelly's Heroes 30 caliber machine gun too - Kelly's Heroes 00:23
30 caliber machine gun too
Kelly's Heroes What kind is it - Kelly's Heroes 00:12
What kind is it
Kelly's Heroes Coulda been in the States playing ping pong - Kelly's Heroes 00:33
Coulda been in the States playing ping pong
Kelly's Heroes Have a little faith - Kelly's Heroes 00:30
Have a little faith
Kelly's Heroes What do you think - Kelly's Heroes 00:38
What do you think
Kelly's Heroes CRAPGAME Hey Oddball - Kelly's Heroes 00:15
CRAPGAME Hey Oddball
Kelly's Heroes [ENGINES REVVlNG] - Kelly's Heroes 00:10
[ENGINES REVVlNG]
Kelly's Heroes WlLLARD: Crapgame? - Kelly's Heroes 00:09
WlLLARD: Crapgame?
Kelly's Heroes You guys smell like you fell into a dung heap - Kelly's Heroes 00:19
You guys smell like you fell into a dung heap
Kelly's Heroes What kind of deal - Kelly's Heroes 00:21
What kind of deal
Casino Hiya That's a lot of money to be counting out in public - Casino 00:06
Hiya That's a lot of money to be counting out in public
Casino I don't give a shit who he's connected toTell him to take his fuckin' feet off the tableWhat's he think this is a goddamned sawdust jointSir would you mind taking your feet off the tableYeah I would mind I'm having a bad nightFuckin' asshole won't - Casino 02:22
I don't give a shit who he's connected toTell him...
Toy Story Murderer - Toy Story 01:02
Murderer
Toy Story I'm from Playskool - Toy Story 00:38
I'm from Playskool
Toy Story Uh oh yeah has everyone picked a moving buddyWhat Moving buddy You can't be seriousWell I didn't know we were supposed to have one alreadyDo we have to hold hands - Toy Story 00:12
Uh oh yeah has everyone picked a moving buddyWhat Moving...
Toy Story Mrs Potato Head Mrs Potato Head Mrs Potato HeadHey I can dream can't I The bow's coming off - Toy Story 00:08
Mrs Potato Head Mrs Potato Head Mrs Potato HeadHey I can...
Toy Story Okay it's bed sheets Who invited that kid - Toy Story 00:05
Okay it's bed sheets Who invited that kid
Toy Story It's aIt's a what What is itOh no Oh ya big lizardNow we'll never know what it isWay to go RexNo no Turn 'em around Turn 'em aroundOh he's puttin' 'em in backwardsYou're You're puttin' 'em in backwardsPlus is positive minus is negative Oh let meLet's go - Toy Story 00:44
It's aIt's a what What is itOh no Oh ya big...
Toy Story Probably all copper wiring huh So uh where you from Singapore Hong KongWell no Actually l I'mI'm stationed up in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector FourAs a member of the elite Universe Protection Unit of the Space Ranger CorpsI protect the galaxy from the - Toy Story 00:31
Probably all copper wiring huh So uh where you from...
Toy Story Hey a laser How come you don't have a laser WoodyIt's not a laser It's a It's a little light bulb that blinksWhat's with him Laser envy - Toy Story 00:10
Hey a laser How come you don't have a laser...
Toy Story What's going on Nothing that concerns you spacemenJust us toysI'd better take a look anywayWhy is that soldier strapped to an explosive deviceThat's why SidHmm sure is a hairy fellow No no that's Scud you idiotThat is SidYou mean that happy child That - Toy Story 00:30
What's going on Nothing that concerns you spacemenJust...
Toy Story Buzz Oh Buzz Buzz LightyearBuzz Lightyear thank goodness We've got troubleTrouble Where Down there Just down thereA helpless toy It's It's trapped BuzzThen we've no time to loseI don't see anything Uh he's thereJust Just keep lookingWhat kind of toyBuzz - Toy Story 00:54
Buzz Oh Buzz Buzz LightyearBuzz Lightyear thank goodness...
Toy Story Hey everyone R C 's trying to say something What is it boyHe's saying that this was no accident HuhWhat do you mean I mean Humpty Dumpty was pushedNo By WoodyWhat WhatWait a minuteYou You don't think I meant to knock Buzz out the windowDo you Potato - Toy Story 00:57
Hey everyone R C 's trying to say something What is it...
Toy Story Frag him Let's string him up by his pull stringI've got dibs on his hat Would you boys stop itTackle him No no no W W WaitBoys stop itI can explain everything Okay Mom be right downI've gotta get Buzz RetreatMom do you know where Buzz is No I haven't seen - Toy Story 00:34
Frag him Let's string him up by his pull...
Toy Story B 3 Miss G 6Ohh You sunk itAre you peeking Oh quit your whining and pay upNo no not the ear Give me the nose Come onHow about three out of five - Toy Story 00:14
B 3 Miss G 6Ohh You sunk itAre you peeking Oh quit your...
Toy Story Hey Son of a building blockIt's Woody He's in the psycho's bedroomH H Hi Everyone It's WoodyWoody You're kiddingWoodyWe're gonna get out of here BuzzBuzzHey look WoodyOh boy am I glad to see you guysI knew you'd come back Woody What are you doin' over - Toy Story 01:13
Hey Son of a building blockIt's Woody He's in the...
Toy Story How did I get stuck with you as a moving buddyEveryone else was picked - Toy Story 00:06
How did I get stuck with you as a moving buddyEveryone else...
Toy Story Quiet everyone quiet Molly's first present isMrs Potato HeadRepeat a Mrs Potato HeadWay to go Idaho Gee I'd better shave - Toy Story 00:13
Quiet everyone quiet Molly's first present isMrs Potato...
Toy Story 2 I found it You found my hatYour hat No The missus lost her earringOh my little sweet potato Oh you found itOh it's so niceto have a big strong spud around the house - Toy Story 2 00:17
I found it You found my hatYour hat No The missus lost her...
Toy Story 2 What happened Woody's been shelved - Toy Story 2 00:04
What happened Woody's been shelved
Toy Story 2 What's goin' on He's nutsHis arm ain't that badDon't do it Woody We love you - Toy Story 2 00:07
What's goin' on He's nutsHis arm ain't...
Toy Story 2 All right Let's review this one more timeAt precisely 8 32 ishExhibit A Woody was kidnappedExhibit B a composite sketch of the kidnapperHe didn't have a beard like that Fine Etch give him a shaveThe kidnapper was bigger than thatOh picky picky picky Let's - Toy Story 2 00:39
All right Let's review this one more timeAt precisely 8...
Toy Story 2 Lousy try Brian What are you doing Buzz - Toy Story 2 00:06
Lousy try Brian What are you doing Buzz
Toy Story 2 Losing health units Must restIs everyone present and accounted forNot quite everyoneWho's behind Mine - Toy Story 2 00:10
Losing health units Must restIs everyone present and...
Toy Story 2 That went wellGood job troops We're that much closer to Woody - Toy Story 2 00:14
That went wellGood job troops We're that much closer to...
Toy Story 2 Excuse me ladiesDoes anyone know where we might find the Al of AI's Toy BarnI can helpI'm Tour Guide BarbiePlease keep your hands arms and accessories inside the carand no flash photographyThank you I'm a married spudI'm a married spud Then make room for - Toy Story 2 00:22
Excuse me ladiesDoes anyone know where we might find the Al...
Toy Story 2 It's him The chicken manFunny he doesn't look like poultryThat's the kidnapper all rightA kidnapper An agent of Zurg if I ever saw oneAnd the pièce de résistanceI promise the collection will be the crown jewel of your museumIt's Woody Now that I have your - Toy Story 2 00:55
It's him The chicken manFunny he doesn't look like...
Toy Story 2 Augh He didn't take the bag No time to loseHe's ascending in the vertical transporterAll right everyone Hang on We're gonna blast through the roofUh Buzz To infinity and beyondWhat are you Insane We're wasting time Stand still GodzillaI don't - Toy Story 2 00:35
Augh He didn't take the bag No time to loseHe's...
Toy Story 2 Are you kidding I say we stack ourselves uppush the intercom and pretend we're delivering a pizzaHow about a ham sandwich with fries and a hot dogWhat about meYou can be the toy that comes with the meal - Toy Story 2 00:13
Are you kidding I say we stack ourselves uppush the intercom...
Toy Story 2 Push the intercom and pretend we're delivering a pizza - Toy Story 2 00:05
Push the intercom and pretend we're delivering a pizza
Toy Story 2 We've been detected The walls They're closing in QuickHelp me prop up vegetable man or we're done forHey Put me down you moronGuys look It's not the walls It's the elevatorCome on We've got no time to lose Everyone grab holdWhat HuhUh Buzz why not just - Toy Story 2 00:30
We've been detected The walls They're closing in...
Toy Story 2 Whoa Pork bellies are fallin' Hey how much farther Buzz - Toy Story 2 00:22
Whoa Pork bellies are fallin' Hey how much farther Buzz
Toy Story 2 What was I thinkingMy antigravity servosHang tight everyone I'm going to let go of the wallWhat He wouldn'tOne He wouldTwoThreeTo infinity and beyondApproaching destination Reengaging gravityArea secureIt's okay troopsThe antigravity sickness will wear - Toy Story 2 00:50
What was I thinkingMy antigravity servosHang tight everyone...
Toy Story 2 Prepare to meet Mr Angry Eyes - Toy Story 2 00:06
Prepare to meet Mr Angry Eyes
Toy Story 2 Woody you're in danger here We need to leave nowAI's selling you to a toy museumin Japan I knowIt's okay Buzz I actually wanna goWhat Are you crazyLook the thing is I'm a rare Sheriff Woody dolland these guys are my Roundup gangWhat are you talking about - Toy Story 2 00:25
Woody you're in danger here We need to leave...
Toy Story 2 You should have seen itThere was a record player and a yo yo Buzz I was a yo yo - Toy Story 2 00:06
You should have seen itThere was a record player and a yo yo...
Toy Story 2 You have saved our lives We are eternally gratefulWill you leave me alone - Toy Story 2 00:06
You have saved our lives We are eternally gratefulWill you...
Toy Story 2 The Mystic Portal OoohOnce we go through we just need to find that caseOw There's the case No there's the caseYou take that one We'll take this one - Toy Story 2 00:29
The Mystic Portal OoohOnce we go through we just need to...
Toy Story 2 You have saved our lives We are eternally gratefulYou saved their lives Oh my heroAnd they're so adorable Let's adopt them - Toy Story 2 00:12
You have saved our lives We are eternally gratefulYou saved...
Dirty Work So there you are tubby - Dirty Work 00:28
So there you are tubby
Quest for Camelot And this growth on my neck is Cornwall - Quest for Camelot 00:22
And this growth on my neck is Cornwall
Quest for Camelot Come on baby light my fire - Quest for Camelot 00:09
Come on baby light my fire
Quest for Camelot I've got three words for you Birdie - Quest for Camelot 00:06
I've got three words for you Birdie
Quest for Camelot DEVON Houston we have a - Quest for Camelot 00:05
DEVON Houston we have a
Quest for Camelot You're better off alone - Quest for Camelot 00:12
You're better off alone
Quest for Camelot Cheer up In Camelot we'll be kissed by the world's most beautiful women - Quest for Camelot 00:12
Cheer up In Camelot we'll be kissed by the world's...
Dennis the Menace Strikes... Martha - Dennis the Menace Strikes Again! 00:23
Martha