Clips with Ed Williams

Meet John Doe Who's got him - Meet John Doe
Who's got him
Meet John Doe If it was raining 100 bills - Meet John Doe 00:14
If it was raining 100 bills
Meet John Doe Show me an American who can - Meet John Doe 00:14
Show me an American who can
Meet John Doe On December 26th you get one railroad ticket out of town - Meet John Doe 00:17
On December 26th you get one railroad ticket out of town
Meet John Doe No I don't read no papers - Meet John Doe 00:08
No I don't read no papers
Meet John Doe I've seen guys like you go under before - Meet John Doe 00:17
I've seen guys like you go under before
Meet John Doe Then they got a hold of some dough and went goofy - Meet John Doe 00:19
Then they got a hold of some dough and went goofy
Meet John Doe Hey stop worrying Colonel - Meet John Doe 00:22
Hey stop worrying Colonel
Meet John Doe With a lot more stuff - Meet John Doe 00:45
With a lot more stuff
Meet John Doe Say he's giving it away I'm gonna get me some of that - Meet John Doe 00:11
Say he's giving it away I'm gonna get me some of...
Meet John Doe You play your cards right - Meet John Doe 00:08
You play your cards right
Meet John Doe I think from now on you'd better work directly with me - Meet John Doe 00:08
I think from now on you'd better work directly with me
Meet John Doe Listen if that guy lays an egg I want something out of it - Meet John Doe 00:09
Listen if that guy lays an egg I want something out of it
Meet John Doe Listen everything in that speech - Meet John Doe 00:16
Listen everything in that speech
Meet John Doe I'm gonna talk about us the average guys the John Does - Meet John Doe 00:55
I'm gonna talk about us the average guys the John Does
Meet John Doe We're the people and we're tough - Meet John Doe 00:07
We're the people and we're tough
Meet John Doe Now why can't that spirit that same warm Christmas spirit - Meet John Doe 00:08
Now why can't that spirit that same warm Christmas...
Meet John Doe Tear town all the fences - Meet John Doe 00:16
Tear town all the fences
Meet John Doe No you can't see him you didn't vote for me the last time - Meet John Doe 00:11
No you can't see him you didn't vote for me the...
Meet John Doe Okay folks but remember your manners - Meet John Doe 00:09
Okay folks but remember your manners
Meet John Doe Why Bert I feel slighted - Meet John Doe 00:18
Why Bert I feel slighted
Meet John Doe Gangway you heelots - Meet John Doe 00:06
Gangway you heelots
Meet John Doe Well if you're through whacking her - Meet John Doe 00:05
Well if you're through whacking her
Meet John Doe I should be drinking milk you know this stuff is poison - Meet John Doe 00:13
I should be drinking milk you know this stuff is poison
Meet John Doe Lighthouses John - Meet John Doe 00:16
Lighthouses John
Meet John Doe What the American people need is an iron hand - Meet John Doe 00:13
What the American people need is an iron hand
Meet John Doe Well that certainly is a new low - Meet John Doe 00:46
Well that certainly is a new low
Meet John Doe Well that certainly is a new low - Meet John Doe 01:34
Well that certainly is a new low
Meet John Doe Please God help me - Meet John Doe 00:58
Please God help me
The Naked Gun: From the Files... Hi Ed Ted You got those fibre samples yetWe got some action here WhatWe're testing our anti graffiti wallWe've got customersIt reacts when the spray hits the sensorsYou've done it again mazel tovGood work What will you think of nextNow that you mention - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:42
Hi Ed Ted You got those fibre samples yetWe got some action...
The Naked Gun: From the Files... As you requested we took some fibre samples from Nordberg's jacketI'm afraid it doesn't look goodWhat do you mean Take a look for yourselfI can't see anything Use your open eye Frank - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:19
As you requested we took some fibre samples from...
The Naked Gun: From the Files... At first it appears to be the normal cotton fibresBut we discovered a fine white powderPure heroinHow well do you know NordbergWe were partners for nine years and he's my best friendWe can't allow personal feelings to get in the wayAre you saying that - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:38
At first it appears to be the normal cotton fibresBut we...
The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of... I'll be leaving for Boston tomorrow where I'll deliver a major address - The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear 00:16
I'll be leaving for Boston tomorrow where I'll...