Ed Begley Jr. Quotes & Movies

Ghostbusters poster

Ghostbusters John 'Stumpy' Pepys

This Is Spinal Tap poster

This Is Spinal Tap Dr. Christian Kneedler

Lucky poster

Whatever Works poster

Whatever Works Hotel Manager

Best in Show poster

Best in Show Altitude Chamber Instructor (voice)

An Officer and a Gentleman poster

An Officer and a Gentleman Ben Gunn

Streets of Fire poster

Streets of Fire Robert

Pineapple Express poster

Pineapple Express Alan Tyler

The Pagemaster poster

The Pagemaster Mr. Darling

What's Your Number? poster

What's Your Number? Fred Stickley

Batman Forever poster

Batman Forever Student

The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes poster

The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes Randy Morgan

Dear Christmas poster

Dear Christmas Chuck

Plus One poster

Plus One Wasp Driver

CHIPS poster

CHIPS Uncle Roger

You're Not You poster

You're Not You Self

Who Killed the Electric Car? poster

Who Killed the Electric Car? David Boies

Recount poster

Recount Frank Landers

Get Over It poster

Get Over It Carl

Greedy poster

She Devil poster

She Devil Hippie

Eating Raoul poster

Eating Raoul Dr. Aaron

Diary of a Sex Addict poster

Diary of a Sex Addict The Dept. of Health Inspector

Bug poster

Bug General Bill Meekins

Amsterdam poster

Amsterdam Lars Olfen

A Mighty Wind poster

A Mighty Wind Harry Blackmun

Muhammad Ali's Greatest Fight poster

Muhammad Ali's Greatest Fight Jack Travis

Private Lessons poster

Private Lessons Mr. Manoire

Relative Strangers poster

Relative Strangers Charles Leary

The Accidental Tourist poster

The Accidental Tourist Rupert

Girlfriend's Day poster

Girlfriend's Day Soldier

Hardcore poster

Hardcore Lester

Stay Hungry poster

Stay Hungry Druffle

Now You See Him, Now You Don't poster

Now You See Him, Now You Don't Bobby Joe

Blue Collar poster

Blue Collar Joe Creigh

Cat People poster

Cat People Arnold - The King

The One and Only poster

The One and Only Poopchev

Fly Me to the Moon 3D poster

Fly Me to the Moon 3D Ensign Greenbean

Battlestar Galactica poster

Battlestar Galactica Hassler

Protocol poster

Protocol Mel Rosen

Auto Focus poster

Auto Focus Sandy Lane

For Your Consideration poster

For Your Consideration Earl Strauber

Sensation poster

Sensation The Flashback - Young Simon's Father

Young Doctors in Love poster

Young Doctors in Love Jack Markin

Renaissance Man poster

Renaissance Man Griffin (segment "Son of the Invisible Man")

Amazon Women on the Moon poster

Amazon Women on the Moon Rescuer #1

The Concorde Airport '79 poster

The Concorde Airport '79 Nicholas

The Penthouse poster

The Penthouse Pook

Showdown poster

Book Club poster

Book Club Derwood Moseby

Charley and the Angel poster

Charley and the Angel Barry Lutz

The In Laws poster

The In Laws Gil Turner

Transylvania 6 5000 poster

Transylvania 6 5000 Judd Campbell

Tales from the Crypt poster

Tales from the Crypt Additional Voices

Scooby-Doo and Scrappy-Doo poster

Scooby-Doo and Scrappy-Doo Jeff

3rd Rock from the Sun poster

3rd Rock from the Sun Bruce Nesbitt

Party Down poster

Party Down Self

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! poster

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! Rock T. Puss

SpongeBob SquarePants poster

SpongeBob SquarePants Woody

Hannah Montana poster

Hannah Montana Harry Hopkins

World War II: When Lions Roared poster

World War II: When Lions Roared Germs

Batman: The Animated Series poster

Batman: The Animated Series Dr Ravich

Portlandia poster

Portlandia Tom Rosenstein

The Nanny poster

The Nanny William

Regular Show poster

Regular Show Dr. Jesse James

Stephen King's Kingdom Hospital poster

Stephen King's Kingdom Hospital Pastor Ed

The New Adventures of Old Christine poster

The New Adventures of Old Christine Additional Voices

The Smurfs poster

The Smurfs Dr. Corso

Batman Beyond poster

Batman Beyond Operative Corwin

CHAOS poster

Bless This Mess poster

Bless This Mess Self

The Problem With Jon Stewart poster

The Problem With Jon Stewart Mark Cruikshank

Love poster

Love Dr. Linkletter

Young Sheldon poster

Young Sheldon Officer Stein

Columbo poster

Columbo Stephens Davies

King of the Hill poster

King of the Hill Bill

Not Dead Yet poster

Not Dead Yet Mr. Whistler

Big City Greens poster

Big City Greens Mark

Grace and Frankie poster

Grace and Frankie Yogi

Hot in Cleveland poster

Hot in Cleveland Harold Farnum

Wonder Woman poster

Wonder Woman Amish Father

All Grown Up! poster

All Grown Up! Reverend Todd

Rules of Engagement poster

Rules of Engagement Gabe Futturman

Future Man poster

Future Man Dr. Warner

Project: Alf poster

Project: Alf Rod Perth

The Late Shift poster

The Late Shift Ebner Frost

Santa with Muscles poster

Santa with Muscles D J Fontana

Elvis poster

Elvis Lieutenant #1

Buddy Buddy poster

Buddy Buddy Mr. Haber

Goin' South poster

Goin' South Tom Peeples

Cockfighter poster

Cockfighter Young Man

Maude poster

Maude Winston Beaumont

Queer as Folk poster

Clips with Ed Begley Jr.

He's not so dangerous in a cage - Cat People

He's not so dangerous in a cage

Pepperoni Leopards eat pizza - Cat People

Pepperoni Leopards eat pizza

J' what's new pussycat Whoa ho ho ho ho j' - Cat People

J' what's new pussycat Whoa ho ho ho ho j'

Wait a minute I'm peaking I'm peaking The music is The Dead - Eating Raoul

Wait a minute I'm peaking I'm peaking The music is...

Oh don't be afraid Don't be afraid Fear is a mind trap baby - Eating Raoul

Oh don't be afraid Don't be afraid Fear is a mind...

No Tell you something I've been to hell and back bitch - Eating Raoul

No Tell you something I've been to hell and back bitch

Streets of Fire

AND you're short - Streets of Fire

AND you're short

Streets of Fire

You're after that girl - Streets of Fire

You're after that girl

Streets of Fire

I'm not gonna pay this jerk - Streets of Fire

I'm not gonna pay this jerk

Transylvania 6 5000

Later we shall eat but first let me show you to your rooms - Transylvania 6 5000

Later we shall eat but first let me show you to your rooms

Transylvania 6 5000

You're gonna love it here - Transylvania 6 5000

You're gonna love it here

Transylvania 6 5000

Wait a minute Do you smell perfume - Transylvania 6 5000

Wait a minute Do you smell perfume

Transylvania 6 5000

Look at this Eating in your restaurants - Transylvania 6 5000

Look at this Eating in your restaurants

The Accidental Tourist

He got lost on Howard Street - The Accidental Tourist

He got lost on Howard Street

The Accidental Tourist

What do you do for a living Charles - The Accidental Tourist

What do you do for a living Charles

I've always been totally honest with you - She Devil

I've always been totally honest with you

What's going on between me and Mary is purely professional - She Devil

What's going on between me and Mary is purely...

I had every intention to save this marriage - She Devil

I had every intention to save this marriage

Okay Ruth - She Devil

Goodday Miss Fisher - She Devil

Goodday Miss Fisher

You know you're the only woman I've ever been faithful to - She Devil

You know you're the only woman I've ever been...

Your uncle was coughing most of the night sir - Greedy

Your uncle was coughing most of the night sir

Carl I want a girl honey - Greedy

Carl I want a girl honey

What happened Is he Coronary He died instantly - Greedy

What happened Is he Coronary He died instantly

Why don't we just cut the cable It's too thick Come on - Greedy

Why don't we just cut the cable It's too thick...

Where's my special boy - Greedy

Where's my special boy

You know what I hate - Greedy

You know what I hate

Yes but Then he double crossed us - Greedy

Yes but Then he double crossed us

The kid's afraid of tuna fish sandwiches - The Pagemaster

The kid's afraid of tuna fish sandwiches

Alan the world is a frightening place to him right now - The Pagemaster

Alan the world is a frightening place to him right now

Can't argue with statistics Dad - The Pagemaster

Can't argue with statistics Dad

Thanks to my friend here - The Pagemaster

Thanks to my friend here

Do you have any Irish in you - Sensation

Do you have any Irish in you

Ohhh Bruce WayneNo that's my name And you areNygma Edward Edward NygmaYou hired me personally Just like I tell everyoneWe've never actually met but your name was on the hiring slipI have it I'm gonna need that hand back EdOh Yes of course I'm sorryIt's - Batman Forever

Ohhh Bruce WayneNo that's my name And you areNygma...

What the hell just happenedA very surprising side effectWhile you were mesmerized by my 3 D TVI utilized your neural energy to grow smarter - Batman Forever

What the hell just happenedA very surprising side...

Bruce Wayne was rightYou demented bizarre unethical toad It is brain manipulationI'm reporting you to the FCCthe Human Experimentation Board the AMI and the policeYou are going up on charges to courtto jail and then to a mental institution for the rest of - Batman Forever

Bruce Wayne was rightYou demented bizarre unethical toad It...

Medic - Project: Alf

Non smoking two nights We have you down for a queen - Best in Show

Non smoking two nights We have you down for a queen

How tall are you 6' 4 - Best in Show

How tall are you 6' 4

Have you tried looking under the bed - Best in Show

Have you tried looking under the bed

Oh I'm sorry Get down - Best in Show

Oh I'm sorry Get down

I thought you were a fellow entertainer - Auto Focus

I thought you were a fellow entertainer

The naches I'm feeling right now Your dad was like mishpoche to me - A Mighty Wind

The naches I'm feeling right now Your dad was like...

I had a garage band in Stockholm which was a challenge in its own right - A Mighty Wind

I had a garage band in Stockholm which was a challenge in...

Stephen King's Kingdom...

Do you know how many times Mrs Druse has been admitted - Stephen King's Kingdom Hospital

Do you know how many times Mrs Druse has been admitted

Pineapple Express

What the hell happened to you NothingI'm supposed to be here right nowSo I'm hereYou're all dirty and bleeding No I'm not I'm here for dinnerYou have scratches on your foreheadDude you smell like shitDale what happened to you I was in the woodsShannon In - Pineapple Express

What the hell happened to you NothingI'm supposed to be...

Pineapple Express

You do something or I'm gonnaSo fucked up No Don't let him gonnaNo don't wanna - Pineapple Express

You do something or I'm gonnaSo fucked up No Don't...

Pineapple Express

Are you high What No I'm not high WhyYou are high as a fucking kite - Pineapple Express

Are you high What No I'm not high WhyYou are high as a...

Pineapple Express

You assholes do exactly what I sayor I will take you outside and fuck you in the streetNo don't do that Don't fuck us anywhere - Pineapple Express

You assholes do exactly what I sayor I will take you outside...

Pineapple Express

Get the fuck out of my car I can't even believe you think that would be an optionOkay Okay No that makes sense It makes senseCome on let's go It makes sense He's right - Pineapple Express

Get the fuck out of my car I can't even believe you...

Pineapple Express

Robert Angie you're a fucking idiot I say that with love - Pineapple Express

Robert Angie you're a fucking idiot I say that with...

I'm only eating the red ones today - Recount

I'm only eating the red ones today

No we won I know but - Recount

No we won I know but

I can't believe what I'm seein' - Whatever Works

I can't believe what I'm seein'

Boris Yellnikoff - Whatever Works

Boris Yellnikoff

Please forgive me - Whatever Works

Please forgive me

I can't go back to her - Whatever Works

I can't go back to her

Can you believe this cracker - Whatever Works

Can you believe this cracker

I'm sorry That book you're holding is utter nonsenseI don't even know how you got that I thought I burned both copiesIt's on Amazon Both hard copy and e bookWhat It's on Books on Tape tooOnly I know how to read - Ghostbusters

I'm sorry That book you're holding is utter...

Muhammad Ali's Greatest...

You OK Harry - Muhammad Ali's Greatest Fight