Eddie Griffin quotes in movies

Coneheads 00:40

Hey Otto

Jason's Lyric 00:12

RAT: Jason!

Jason's Lyric 00:12

MARTI: No!

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:29

But I had no idea

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:43

My mother's birthstone

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:22

Don't consider himself no pimp

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:24

It's a professional term we man whores use to describe...

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:18

Why you ungrateful he bitch

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:30

You the best he bitch in my man stable

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 01:01

This next date is what we man pimps call a doozy

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:07

Don't make me he bitch man slap you

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 00:15

God damn white boy

Undercover Brother 00:41

This is Undercover Brother Hey how you doing

Undercover Brother 00:15

And I'm tired of you disrespecting me

Undercover Brother 00:09

Okay how did the white boy get a job

Undercover Brother 00:16

Hi What you mean Hi

Undercover Brother 00:03

What it is Chief

Undercover Brother 00:10

Who's there Kung

Undercover Brother 00:04

Hold it

Undercover Brother 00:04

Would you like to be my friend

Undercover Brother 00:08

Honey Yeah

Undercover Brother 00:06

I made us some sandwiches Extra mayo for me please

Undercover Brother 00:04

The water's cold Water cold

Undercover Brother 00:15

Undercover Brother are you okay

Undercover Brother 00:10

But Sistah Girl's right We got to get the hell out of...

Undercover Brother 00:12

There's times for falling apart and there's times...

Undercover Brother 00:05

You mess with the 'fro you got to go

Undercover Brother 00:14

You know what they say

Scary Movie 3 00:21

So can you tell me about The tapeYes I watched it and The...

Scary Movie 3 00:27

ShaNeequa, can you tell me if...

My Baby's Daddy 00:06

Now who's watching your babies huh Jesus

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:05

You doped up cracker

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:10

I ain't gay

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:21

T J thank God you're here

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:19

But they were the first to put them together

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:15

We're gonna prove that you didn't kill anyone

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:04

We'll find the killer using your twat sicle

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:14

Check it out That's Assapopulus from Greece

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:06

Can't a brother stick his hand down another man's...

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:23

Why aren't you in disguise I'm in disguise

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:47

I'm in blackface

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:16

Baron Von Doggy Style

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:30

That is not a dick in my hand

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:21

Now let me give you all the lowdown on T J

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 01:03

Let me give you the low down on T

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:39

Did anybody hurt you in there

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:41

Did anyone hurt you in there

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 00:15

You like them big hairy balls dont ya

Date Movie 00:04

Let's put some hummus on it

Date Movie 00:14

Julia told me your last name How do you pronounce it

Date Movie 00:06

Jinxers No I didn't teach him how to do that

Date Movie 00:38

Before you set the wedding date

Date Movie 00:14

You know when your mother and I first got married we barely...

Date Movie 00:10

I was wrong about Grant He's a good man

Norbit 00:22

Poor Norbit ManBack when I was in the game I used to tell my...

Norbit 00:06

Oh yes Norbit can't you tell I'm getting a little...

Norbit 00:10

When you buy the ones that say Ribbed for her pleasureturn...

Norbit 00:38

Now speaking of ribs and pleasureYes For a limited time only...

Norbit 00:17

That's enoughThat's enough Enough Enough Enough...

Urban Justice 00:16

Remember scarface motherfucker

Urban Justice 00:09

Merry fucking Christmas

Urban Justice 00:14

L A P D Shot your bitch ass

Urban Justice 00:43

You probably think I'm gonna kill you