Clips with Eddie Izzard

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The Avengers Oh fuck - The Avengers 00:03
Oh fuck
The Cat's Meow And anyhow failure is a character builder Right Charlie - The Cat's Meow 00:08
And anyhow failure is a character builder Right Charlie
The Cat's Meow Nothing can happen this weekend - The Cat's Meow 00:06
Nothing can happen this weekend
The Cat's Meow Do you believe I would've stayed away - The Cat's Meow 00:08
Do you believe I would've stayed away
The Cat's Meow If you were starving and had no food would you eat your shoe - The Cat's Meow 00:12
If you were starving and had no food would you eat your shoe
The Cat's Meow I sure as hell didn't get Tom Ince's blood on it - The Cat's Meow 00:05
I sure as hell didn't get Tom Ince's blood on it
Renegade I promised you gold I'll give you mountains of gold - Renegade 00:12
I promised you gold I'll give you mountains of gold
Renegade You are a pessimist I am an optimist - Renegade 00:07
You are a pessimist I am an optimist
Ocean's Twelve And tell him he dresses like a gigolo - Ocean's Twelve 00:09
And tell him he dresses like a gigolo
Ocean's Twelve Okay when did you leave the message Two days agoShe had your phoneShe has your YeahThat means that she's YeahWell you better Yeah - Ocean's Twelve 00:19
Okay when did you leave the message Two days agoShe had your...
Romance & Cigarettes Two things a man should be able to do - Romance & Cigarettes 00:15
Two things a man should be able to do
Romance & Cigarettes Be romantic and smoke his brains out - Romance & Cigarettes 00:15
Be romantic and smoke his brains out
The Wild Here I come Hey - The Wild 00:06
Here I come Hey
The Wild I am not a doll - The Wild 00:06
I am not a doll
The Wild You know there's that famous A koala once said - The Wild 00:07
You know there's that famous A koala once said
The Wild I've got popcorn up my bum - The Wild 00:06
I've got popcorn up my bum
The Wild Go on you mutts - The Wild 00:11
Go on you mutts
The Wild Appears to be a human bathing area - The Wild 00:09
Appears to be a human bathing area
The Wild What on earth is going on - The Wild 00:27
What on earth is going on
The Wild Has anyone got any eucalyptus wipes' - The Wild 00:06
Has anyone got any eucalyptus wipes'
The Wild If you don't give us ice creams pretty quick - The Wild 00:06
If you don't give us ice creams pretty quick
The Wild Permission to go down with the ship sir - The Wild 00:06
Permission to go down with the ship sir
The Wild Pants We are going to die - The Wild 00:05
Pants We are going to die
The Wild It's just leaves and vines and Ahh - The Wild 00:08
It's just leaves and vines and Ahh
The Wild Terribly sorry to bother you - The Wild 00:07
Terribly sorry to bother you
The Wild Oh no Not you - The Wild 00:05
Oh no Not you
The Wild Why you little - The Wild 00:12
Why you little
The Wild Do we not have the party hats of death - The Wild 00:07
Do we not have the party hats of death
The Wild I'm so cuddly - The Wild 00:13
I'm so cuddly
Across the Universe It's my band honey I can't wear this - Across the Universe 00:15
It's my band honey I can't wear this
Across the Universe Spread the word - Across the Universe 00:14
Spread the word
Across the Universe Have you seen it It's great they got stuff - Across the Universe 00:05
Have you seen it It's great they got stuff
Across the Universe In this way Mr K Will challenge the world - Across the Universe 00:15
In this way Mr K Will challenge the world
Igor No more Doctor Don't Kill Anybody - Igor 00:05
No more Doctor Don't Kill Anybody
Igor So how do we get this Evil Bone up and running huh - Igor 00:09
So how do we get this Evil Bone up and running huh
My Super Ex Girlfriend Whatever she's done to me I'm not gonna help you kill her - My Super Ex Girlfriend 00:13
Whatever she's done to me I'm not gonna help you...
My Super Ex Girlfriend I have developed the means of permanently stripping her of her powers - My Super Ex Girlfriend 00:19
I have developed the means of permanently stripping her of...
My Super Ex Girlfriend Come on Forget about them Let's go - My Super Ex Girlfriend 00:06
Come on Forget about them Let's go
My Super Ex Girlfriend Come on Barry please Please stop calling me Barry - My Super Ex Girlfriend 00:07
Come on Barry please Please stop calling me Barry
My Super Ex Girlfriend You left me behind - My Super Ex Girlfriend 00:32
You left me behind
Ocean's Thirteen Good Lord How stuck are you Stuck - Ocean's Thirteen 00:20
Good Lord How stuck are you Stuck
Ocean's Thirteen The specs aren't on the gray market the black market or any other market - Ocean's Thirteen 00:28
The specs aren't on the gray market the black market or...
Ocean's Thirteen I'll give you back the hundred grand Why - Ocean's Thirteen 01:11
I'll give you back the hundred grand Why
Ocean's Thirteen You're analog players in a digital world - Ocean's Thirteen 00:07
You're analog players in a digital world
Ocean's Thirteen They must be field testing You mean it has a brain - Ocean's Thirteen 00:13
They must be field testing You mean it has a brain
Ocean's Thirteen You know what a magnetron is - Ocean's Thirteen 00:07
You know what a magnetron is
Ocean's Thirteen This is Roman Nagel - Ocean's Thirteen 00:10
This is Roman Nagel
The Chronicles of Narnia:... Choose your last words carefully TelmarineYou are a mouseI was hoping for something a little more originalPick up your swordNo thanksPick it up I will not fight an unarmed manWhich is why I might live longerif I choose not to cross blades with you noble - The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian 00:39
Choose your last words carefully TelmarineYou are a mouseI...
The Chronicles of Narnia:... We have anxiously awaited your return my liege - The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian 00:06
We have anxiously awaited your return my liege
The Chronicles of Narnia:... Oh my gosh he is so cuteWho said that Sorry - The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian 00:07
Oh my gosh he is so cuteWho said that Sorry
The Chronicles of Narnia:... It's only a matter of timeMiraz's men and war machines are on their wayThat means those same men aren't protecting his castleWhat do you propose we do Your MajestyWe need to get ready for it To start planning forOur only hope is to strike them before they - The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian 00:31
It's only a matter of timeMiraz's men and war...
The Chronicles of Narnia:... We could collect nuts Yes And throw them at the TelmarinesShut up - The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian 00:08
We could collect nuts Yes And throw them at the...
Absolutely Anything You Mr Clarke are totally irresponsible - Absolutely Anything 00:19
You Mr Clarke are totally irresponsible
Treasure Island Any seafaring men you come and tell me - Treasure Island 00:04
Any seafaring men you come and tell me
Treasure Island Because the rumour is the map was yours too - Treasure Island 00:19
Because the rumour is the map was yours too
Treasure Island The next time I see you you'd better come bladed up - Treasure Island 00:19
The next time I see you you'd better come bladed up
Treasure Island I've got one leg I'm suppose to hobble them to death - Treasure Island 00:08
I've got one leg I'm suppose to hobble them to...
Treasure Island Jimmy if you want help or advice I won't be coming to you - Treasure Island 00:12
Jimmy if you want help or advice I won't be coming to...
Mockingbird Lane Eddie knows I'm lying to him - Mockingbird Lane 00:34
Eddie knows I'm lying to him
Mockingbird Lane I preferred it when the village was further away - Mockingbird Lane 00:22
I preferred it when the village was further away
Mockingbird Lane I'm touched that you'd miss me - Mockingbird Lane 00:08
I'm touched that you'd miss me
Mockingbird Lane There is an important intermediary step - Mockingbird Lane 00:51
There is an important intermediary step
Mockingbird Lane You ate a lion while naked - Mockingbird Lane 00:08
You ate a lion while naked
Mockingbird Lane You all have made me feel so at home - Mockingbird Lane 00:09
You all have made me feel so at home
Mockingbird Lane Edward stop playing with your food - Mockingbird Lane 00:17
Edward stop playing with your food
Mockingbird Lane Steve we will see you at the next - Mockingbird Lane 00:13
Steve we will see you at the next
What About Dick? And then only last night he foresaw the Kardashian's - What About Dick? 00:11
And then only last night he foresaw the Kardashian's
Boychoir Someone remind me Are we an academy - Boychoir 00:07
Someone remind me Are we an academy
Boychoir If you have to cheat - Boychoir 00:07
If you have to cheat
The Lego Batman Movie He's evil he's magicand it's about to get tragicIt's VoldemortMagicYou are a fishYou are a frogYou are a fish frogHe's a 9 000 year old incarnation of evilwith an eye forjewelryGive it up for SauronGood afternoon Gotham CityHe likes long violent walks on - The Lego Batman Movie 00:34
He's evil he's magicand it's about to get...