Eddie Murphy Quotes & Movies

Shrek 2 poster

Shrek poster

Shrek the Third poster

Shrek the Third Donkey

Shrek Forever After poster

Shrek Forever After Rudy

Dolemite Is My Name poster

Dolemite Is My Name Mushu

Mulan poster

Mulan Henry Church

Mr Church poster

Mr Church Axel Foley

Beverly Hills Cop poster

Beverly Hills Cop Axel Foley

Beverly Hills Cop II poster

Beverly Hills Cop II Det. Axel Foley

Beverly Hills Cop III poster

Beverly Hills Cop III Sherman Klump

The Nutty Professor poster

The Nutty Professor Reggie Hammond

48 Hrs poster

48 Hrs Reggie Hammond

Another 48 Hrs poster

Another 48 Hrs James 'Thunder' Early

Dreamgirls poster

Dreamgirls Prince Akeem

Coming to America poster

Coming to America Rayford Gibson

Life poster

Life Dr. John Dolittle

Doctor Dolittle poster

Doctor Dolittle Quick

Harlem Nights poster

Harlem Nights Billy Ray Valentine

Trading Places poster

Trading Places Jack McCall

A Thousand Words poster

A Thousand Words Self

Hot Tub Time Machine poster

Hot Tub Time Machine Dave

Meet Dave poster

Meet Dave Norbit

Norbit poster

Norbit Charlie Hinton

Daddy Day Care poster

Daddy Day Care Kelly

I Spy poster

Holy Man poster

Holy Man Marcus

Boomerang poster

Boomerang Officer Trey Sellars

Showtime poster

Bitchin': The Sound and Fury of Rick James poster

Bitchin': The Sound and Fury of Rick... Pluto Nash

The Adventures of Pluto Nash poster

The Adventures of Pluto Nash Self

Eddie Murphy: Delirious poster

Eddie Murphy: Delirious Chandler Jarrell

The Golden Child poster

The Golden Child Self

Common Threads: Stories from the Quilt poster

Common Threads: Stories from the Quilt Sherman Klump

Nutty Professor II: The Klumps poster

Nutty Professor II: The Klumps Kit Ramsey

Bowfinger poster

Bowfinger Maximillian

Vampire in Brooklyn poster

Vampire in Brooklyn Prince Akeem

Coming 2 America poster

Coming 2 America Thomas Jefferson Johnson

The Distinguished Gentleman poster

The Distinguished Gentleman Jim Evers

The Haunted Mansion poster

The Haunted Mansion Lieutenant T.M. Landry

Best Defense poster

Best Defense Insp. Scott Roper

Metro poster

Whitney poster

Whitney (archive footage)

I Am poster

Tower Heist poster

Tower Heist Dr. John Dolittle

Dr Dolittle 2 poster

Dr Dolittle 2 Self

Eddie Murphy: Raw poster

Eddie Murphy: Raw Self

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee poster

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee Donkey

Shrek the Halls poster

Shrek the Halls Akbar

You People poster

You People Evan Danielson

Imagine That poster

Imagine That Self - SNL Cast Member 1980 - 1984

Ladies & Gentlemen... 50 Years of SNL Music poster

Ladies & Gentlemen... 50 Years of SNL... Self

Luther: Never Too Much poster

Luther: Never Too Much Tracy Morgan

SNL50: The Anniversary Special poster

SNL50: The Anniversary Special Self - Sponsor, United Artists Against Apartheid Benefit for...

Stevie Van Zandt: Disciple poster

Stevie Van Zandt: Disciple

Clips with Eddie Murphy

Hey man I really don't appreciate thisI don't care what it is smoked ham anything a jacketThanks How'd you like a stump up your assStay outta here You've got a lot of soul I appreciate it - Trading Places

Hey man I really don't appreciate thisI don't care...

Hey baby what's happening How you doing - Trading Places

Hey baby what's happening How you doing

I'm innocent I was trying to give his briefcase backI can't go to jail cos of some ass wipe - Trading Places

I'm innocent I was trying to give his briefcase backI...

You're from a broken home of courseYeah it was broke So what - Trading Places

You're from a broken home of courseYeah it was broke So...

I am a chain belt in Kung Fu Bruce Lee was my teacher - Trading Places

I am a chain belt in Kung Fu Bruce Lee was my teacher

When they brought you in and booked you you was crying like a pussyYeah The cops threw tear gas in my faceI still walked in like a man so get outta my face - Trading Places

When they brought you in and booked you you was crying like...

You beating up a man putting him in hospitalHow come I don't see marks on you YeahCos I'm a karate man all rightKarate men bruise on the inside They don't show their weaknessesYou don't know that motherfucker Now get off my back all right - Trading Places

You beating up a man putting him in hospitalHow come I...

I wish my bitches would hurry up I ain't got time to be hereWhere is your bitches Mr Big Time PimpYeahDidn't I tell you the phone in my limousine is bustedand I can't get in contact with my bitchesYeah the phone in the limo had busted Are you ignorant - Trading Places

I wish my bitches would hurry up I ain't got time to be...

Billy Ray Valentine YesMove itYou made bail I did - Trading Places

Billy Ray Valentine YesMove itYou made bail I did

Excellent I'm Randolph DukeHow you doing Randy what's happeningMy younger brother Mortimer Hey Morty What it isBilly Ray Valentine CapricornRandy that's like Randy Jackson from the Jackson Five rightYes I suppose so Yeah - Trading Places

Excellent I'm Randolph DukeHow you doing Randy...

Jacuzzi sirI knew you was faggots You ain't Jacuzzying nobodyIt's a whirlpool bath sirI think you'll enjoy it - Trading Places

Jacuzzi sirI knew you was faggots You ain't Jacuzzying...

I have nice taste in houses Everything here is yoursThis is my stuff Your own propertyMy own personal shit You understand - Trading Places

I have nice taste in houses Everything here is yoursThis is...

Look first you throw my ass in jailThen you run me some garbage about how this is my house this is my rugand this is my personal slave tooI understand how you feel but the fact remains all this is yoursYou may do with it whatever you wish - Trading Places

Look first you throw my ass in jailThen you run me some...

Hey man I'm sorry about that Perfectly all right it was your vaseThat was a fake rightI think we paid 35 000 for itBut I seem to remember we estimated its value at 50 000 for the insuranceYou see Mortimer William has already made us a profit of 15 000You - Trading Places

Hey man I'm sorry about that Perfectly all right it was...

You was in the tank last night braggin' on your limousineYou're the motherfucker I was gonna carveYeahMotherfuckerMoi - Trading Places

You was in the tank last night braggin' on your...

Get the fuck out - Trading Places

Get the fuck out

Right there he look just like the motherf - Trading Places

Right there he look just like the motherf

I'm sure they'll tell you What if I can't do itJust be yourself sirWhatever happens they can't take that away from you - Trading Places

I'm sure they'll tell you What if I can't do...

Yeah what if I can't do it Just be yourself sir - Trading Places

Yeah what if I can't do it Just be yourself sir

Tell me why you think the price of pork bellies is going downIt's Christmas time Everybody's uptight Could we please buy nowIf you want to lose money go ahead What are you trying to sayOK pork belly prices have been dropping all morningSo everybody's - Trading Places

Tell me why you think the price of pork bellies is going...

I just came in and caught him planting this stuffIt's obviously some primitive attempt to frame meFrame you Boy if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black - Trading Places

I just came in and caught him planting this stuffIt's...

Hey Winthorpe WinthorpeHeyHey Winthorpe Yo WinthorpeWinthorpe Yo - Trading Places

Hey Winthorpe WinthorpeHeyHey Winthorpe Yo...

Oh dear It was the DukesYou're a dead man ValentineIt was an experiment They used us as guinea pigs manThe Dukes used us as guinea pigsTo see how our lives would turn out They made a betI'm afraid it's true sir I believe him LouisThe Dukes ruined my life - Trading Places

Oh dear It was the DukesYou're a dead man ValentineIt...

You can't just shoot people with a double barrelled shotguncos you're pissed at themWhy not It's assault with a deadly weaponYou get 20 years for that shitDo you have any better ideasYeah it seems the best way to hurt rich people is by turning 'em into - Trading Places

You can't just shoot people with a double barrelled...

In charge of security Mr Clarence Beeks of Lyndhurst SecurityClarence Beeks - Trading Places

In charge of security Mr Clarence Beeks of Lyndhurst...

Not for me pal - Trading Places

Beef jerkyNo son it gives me wind something terrible - Trading Places

Beef jerkyNo son it gives me wind something terrible

Who is that Open the door man - Trading Places

Who is that Open the door man

My life savings Try not to lose itLose it In a couple of hours you're going to be the richest butler that ever livedI worked real hard for this Louis Hope you know what you're doingThank you Ophelia What are you doing10 31That's us LouisColeman would you - Trading Places

My life savings Try not to lose itLose it In a couple of...

Think big think positive Never show any sign of weaknessAlways go for the throat Buy low sell high Fear that's the other guy's problemNothing can prepare you for the unbridled carnage you are about to witnessThe Super Bowl the World SeriesPressure Here - Trading Places

Think big think positive Never show any sign of...

Not yet almost - Trading Places

That's not right How can the price be going down - Trading Places

That's not right How can the price be going down

Jesus Christ Which asshole built this thing - Best Defense

Jesus Christ Which asshole built this thing

Beverly Hills Cop

I told my people it was supposed to be five grand hereand look at this shit they stiffed usNo they stiffed you 'cause I want my money man - Beverly Hills Cop

I told my people it was supposed to be five grand hereand...

Beverly Hills Cop

If you want to be a fuckin' asshole you can take the whole loadand smoke 'em yourself in the parkI don't smoke lucky strike I got people I gotta answer toI smoke king size Kent I can't make a price of my - Beverly Hills Cop

If you want to be a fuckin' asshole you can take the...

Beverly Hills Cop

Where the fuck you come off goin' undercover without authorizationWhat the fuck is this all aboutYou wanna play some fuckin' bullshit cowboy copgo do it in somebody else's precinctDon't you want to hear my side of the storyWhat's your fuckin' side of the - Beverly Hills Cop

Where the fuck you come off goin' undercover without...

Beverly Hills Cop

This is not my locker - Beverly Hills Cop

This is not my locker

Beverly Hills Cop

I heard a rumor that you're gonna use rand on this caseand between the two of us the guy doesn't know the time of dayDon't mess with me now AxelThis is the first time he's left his desk in 12 yearsAt least he's had 12 yearsAnyway it's a homicide case and - Beverly Hills Cop

I heard a rumor that you're gonna use rand on this...

Beverly Hills Cop

Don't you think I realize what's going on here missWho do you think I amDon't you think I know if I was some hot shot from outta townthat pulled inside here and you guys made a reservation mistakeI'd be the first one to get a room and I'd be upstairs - Beverly Hills Cop

Don't you think I realize what's going on here...

Beverly Hills Cop

Donny run and tell Ms Summers that Mr Achmed foley to see herNo Axel Foley Axel Achmel achwelAxelFoley's here to see her He's a old acquaintance - Beverly Hills Cop

Donny run and tell Ms Summers that Mr Achmed foley to see...

Beverly Hills Cop

I see you look at this pieceYeah I was wondering how much something like this went forOne hundred and thirty thousand dollarGet the fuck outta here No No I cannotIt's serious because it's very important pieceHave you ever sold one of these Sell it - Beverly Hills Cop

I see you look at this pieceYeah I was wondering how much...

Beverly Hills Cop

Who let you in here I let myself in - Beverly Hills Cop

Who let you in here I let myself in

Beverly Hills Cop

I never been in no cell that had a phone in itCan I stay for awhile 'cause I ordered some pizza - Beverly Hills Cop

I never been in no cell that had a phone in itCan I stay for...

Beverly Hills Cop

Well in Beverly Hills we go strictly by the bookNow why didn't you inform us when you came to townI'm on vacation Well if you're on vacationwhat business did you have in Victor maitland's officeI had to go to the bathroomI was walkin' by it looked like a - Beverly Hills Cop

Well in Beverly Hills we go strictly by the bookNow why...

Beverly Hills Cop

Would you follow me sirYou know I gotta hand it to you guys if anything you are extremely politePretty good punch you got there Taggart - Beverly Hills Cop

Would you follow me sirYou know I gotta hand it to you guys...

Beverly Hills Cop

Is this your carOh no in Beverly Hills we just take whichever car's closest - Beverly Hills Cop

Is this your carOh no in Beverly Hills we just take...

Beverly Hills Cop

I remember you used to drive that crappy blue Chevy novaWhat are you driving nowThe same crappy blue Chevy nova - Beverly Hills Cop

I remember you used to drive that crappy blue Chevy novaWhat...

Beverly Hills Cop

In the back on the right The beige Ford - Beverly Hills Cop

In the back on the right The beige Ford

Beverly Hills Cop

Gimme the key I'm gonna follow 'em You ever driven a Mercedes beforeNo but a car is a car I drive my car everydayI'm driving I've seen your carOh shit that's cold - Beverly Hills Cop

Gimme the key I'm gonna follow 'em You ever driven...

Beverly Hills Cop

Is your supervisor here Yeah he's in the officeCan you get him for me What's the problemYou security here YeahThen you're the fuckin' problem go get your supervisor please NowNow Ok - Beverly Hills Cop

Is your supervisor here Yeah he's in the officeCan you...

Beverly Hills Cop

Listen to me I do security checks all over the nationand with the exception of Clevelandthis place has the worst security in the nation - Beverly Hills Cop

Listen to me I do security checks all over the nationand...

Beverly Hills Cop

You got some kind of warrant for thisYou know you have a very big mouth Are you hiding something from meI bet that's your Porsche that's parked outside Isn't that your PorscheHow would you like for me to have the IRS come down hereand crawl up your - Beverly Hills Cop

You got some kind of warrant for thisYou know you have a...

Beverly Hills Cop

Billy BillyYou don't have to be embarrassed if your dick gets hardIt's a dick it's supposed to get hard That's the whole object of thisTaggart's dick gets hard but he won't let you know 'cause he's the bossBoss's dick got to stay limp rightI ain't on duty - Beverly Hills Cop

Billy BillyYou don't have to be embarrassed if your...

Beverly Hills Cop

Hey man what's happenin' PhilI knew that was you He told me it wasn'tSaid you don't come here no more but I said it's PhilGet outta here man I told you it's Philip you liarHey Philip gimme kiss babyI said get the hell out of here HeyEverybody freezeTurn - Beverly Hills Cop

Hey man what's happenin' PhilI knew that was you...

Beverly Hills Cop

But before I go I just want you two to know something all rightThe super cop story was workingOk It was working and you guys messed it upOk I'm tryin' to figure you guys out but I haven't yetBut it's coolYou fuck up a perfectly good lie and it's all right - Beverly Hills Cop

But before I go I just want you two to know something all...

Beverly Hills Cop

Tell Victor that Ramon the fella he met about a week agotell him that Ramon went to the clinic todayand I found out that I haveHerpes symplex tenAnd I think Victor should go check himself out with his physicianto make sure everything is fine before things - Beverly Hills Cop

Tell Victor that Ramon the fella he met about a week agotell...

Beverly Hills Cop

Is this the gentleman who crashed through Victor maitland's windowWho disabled an unmarked unit with a bananaYes sirWho lured Taggart and rosemontinto a gross dereliction of dutyat a striptease establishmentIt's rosewood sirYes sirIs this the gentleman - Beverly Hills Cop

Is this the gentleman who crashed through Victor...

Beverly Hills Cop

Boy Billy I love youI just fell in love with you - Beverly Hills Cop

Boy Billy I love youI just fell in love with you

Beverly Hills Cop

You can't go in 'cause you're a cop in this townYou go in without probable cause they're gonna call it an illegal searchYou know that Or didn't they teach you that in cop school - Beverly Hills Cop

You can't go in 'cause you're a cop in this...

Beverly Hills Cop

What are you gonna do with himI think you should be more worried about what we're going to do with youJenny don't worry about me We got cocaine and coffee hereWe're gonna get wired and have a big party - Beverly Hills Cop

What are you gonna do with himI think you should be more...

Beverly Hills Cop

If somethin' happens to herI'm all earsI'll kill youReallyThat would be a neat trick - Beverly Hills Cop

If somethin' happens to herI'm all earsI'll...

Beverly Hills Cop

No he didn't sarg Look everything he said about maitland is rightNow he's kidnapped a woman and he's got her in his houseWell let's go in there and get herWhat the fuck you think I'm tryin' to do here - Beverly Hills Cop

No he didn't sarg Look everything he said about...

Beverly Hills Cop

What's this man doing here Bleeding sir - Beverly Hills Cop

What's this man doing here Bleeding sir

Beverly Hills Cop

Sir do you sell those Beverly palm robes down hereYes we do sir they're 95 apieceMoney is no object put 'em on my tab - Beverly Hills Cop

Sir do you sell those Beverly palm robes down hereYes we do...

Beverly Hills Cop

Billy you saved my life okI don't think I'll ever be able to repay youBut as a token of my appreciationI want you to have this fine Beverly palm robeEach time you get out of the shower and you're dripping wetfor the rest of your life I want you to think - Beverly Hills Cop

Billy you saved my life okI don't think I'll ever...

Beverly Hills Cop

No that's all right You keep it as a souvenirI already have three of 'em in my bag - Beverly Hills Cop

No that's all right You keep it as a souvenirI already...

The Golden Child

This is LA though You're going to ask somebody about the blood - The Golden Child

This is LA though You're going to ask somebody about...

The Golden Child

Tell me about the Golden Child - The Golden Child

Tell me about the Golden Child

The Golden Child

Do you have any other questions - The Golden Child

Do you have any other questions

The Golden Child

This is the Chosen One Yes - The Golden Child

This is the Chosen One Yes