Eddie Murphy Quotes & Movies

Shrek 2 poster

Shrek poster

Shrek the Third poster

Shrek the Third Donkey

Shrek Forever After poster

Shrek Forever After Rudy

Dolemite Is My Name poster

Dolemite Is My Name Mushu

Mulan poster

Mulan Henry Church

Mr Church poster

Mr Church Axel Foley

Beverly Hills Cop poster

Beverly Hills Cop Axel Foley

Beverly Hills Cop II poster

Beverly Hills Cop II Det. Axel Foley

Beverly Hills Cop III poster

Beverly Hills Cop III Sherman Klump

The Nutty Professor poster

The Nutty Professor Reggie Hammond

48 Hrs poster

48 Hrs Reggie Hammond

Another 48 Hrs poster

Another 48 Hrs James 'Thunder' Early

Dreamgirls poster

Dreamgirls Prince Akeem

Coming to America poster

Coming to America Rayford Gibson

Life poster

Life Dr. John Dolittle

Doctor Dolittle poster

Doctor Dolittle Quick

Harlem Nights poster

Harlem Nights Billy Ray Valentine

Trading Places poster

Trading Places Jack McCall

A Thousand Words poster

A Thousand Words Self

Hot Tub Time Machine poster

Hot Tub Time Machine Dave

Meet Dave poster

Meet Dave Norbit

Norbit poster

Norbit Charlie Hinton

Daddy Day Care poster

Daddy Day Care Kelly

I Spy poster

Holy Man poster

Holy Man Marcus

Boomerang poster

Boomerang Officer Trey Sellars

Showtime poster

Bitchin': The Sound and Fury of Rick James poster

Bitchin': The Sound and Fury of Rick... Pluto Nash

The Adventures of Pluto Nash poster

The Adventures of Pluto Nash Self

Eddie Murphy: Delirious poster

Eddie Murphy: Delirious Chandler Jarrell

The Golden Child poster

The Golden Child Self

Common Threads: Stories from the Quilt poster

Common Threads: Stories from the Quilt Sherman Klump

Nutty Professor II: The Klumps poster

Nutty Professor II: The Klumps Kit Ramsey

Bowfinger poster

Bowfinger Maximillian

Vampire in Brooklyn poster

Vampire in Brooklyn Prince Akeem

Coming 2 America poster

Coming 2 America Thomas Jefferson Johnson

The Distinguished Gentleman poster

The Distinguished Gentleman Jim Evers

The Haunted Mansion poster

The Haunted Mansion Lieutenant T.M. Landry

Best Defense poster

Best Defense Insp. Scott Roper

Metro poster

Whitney poster

Whitney (archive footage)

I Am poster

Tower Heist poster

Tower Heist Dr. John Dolittle

Dr Dolittle 2 poster

Dr Dolittle 2 Self

Eddie Murphy: Raw poster

Eddie Murphy: Raw Self

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee poster

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee Donkey

Shrek the Halls poster

Shrek the Halls Akbar

You People poster

You People Evan Danielson

Imagine That poster

Imagine That Self - SNL Cast Member 1980 - 1984

Ladies & Gentlemen... 50 Years of SNL Music poster

Ladies & Gentlemen... 50 Years of SNL... Self

Luther: Never Too Much poster

Luther: Never Too Much Tracy Morgan

SNL50: The Anniversary Special poster

SNL50: The Anniversary Special Self - Sponsor, United Artists Against Apartheid Benefit for...

Stevie Van Zandt: Disciple poster

Stevie Van Zandt: Disciple

Clips with Eddie Murphy

I think he's hurt pretty bad - Life

I think he's hurt pretty bad

We got 36 cases of booze That's better than money - Life

We got 36 cases of booze That's better than money

I believe this belongs to me - Life

I believe this belongs to me

I don't even know who this come from - Life

I don't even know who this come from

'The upper room - Life

'The upper room

You'd probably slow me down anyway Said which - Life

You'd probably slow me down anyway Said which

No Don't pass your corn bread to him - Life

No Don't pass your corn bread to him

I ain't gonna be ironing Maybe I ought to eat your corn bread - Life

I ain't gonna be ironing Maybe I ought to eat your corn...

I know it's 1932 - Life

I know it's 1932

Hey New York You ever been to that Cotton Club - Life

Hey New York You ever been to that Cotton Club

She don't mean nothin' to him Don't pay that no mind - Life

She don't mean nothin' to him Don't pay that...

I'm finally wrapping my mind around this whole concept - Life

I'm finally wrapping my mind around this whole concept

As a pair of fur lined bedroom slippers - Life

As a pair of fur lined bedroom slippers

What you laughin' about What's so funny - Life

What you laughin' about What's so funny

Gibson Banks get your sorry asses over here - Life

Gibson Banks get your sorry asses over here

I'm going to sleep Why don't you - Life

I'm going to sleep Why don't you

I hope your ass piss the bed with that weak ass bladder of yours - Life

I hope your ass piss the bed with that weak ass bladder of...

Now don't touch this car - Life

Now don't touch this car

Now you're sure it was him - Life

Now you're sure it was him

I believe this belongs to me - Life

I believe this belongs to me

Lou Cover that up Don't nobody wanna see that shit - Life

Lou Cover that up Don't nobody wanna see that shit

It's a perfect plan We're out - Life

It's a perfect plan We're out

The battle is won - Shrek

The battle is won

Did you do that - Shrek

Did you do that

You wouldn't turn me in I'll never be stubborn again I can changePlease give me another chanceOh shut upNext - Shrek

You wouldn't turn me in I'll never be stubborn...

He can talk That's right foolNow I'm a flying talking donkeyYou might have seen house fly maybe even a superflyBut I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly - Shrek

He can talk That's right foolNow I'm a flying...

Oh a that was really scaryMaybe you don't mine me saying If that don't work your breath will certainly do the job done 'causeyou definitively need some tic tac or something'cause your breath stinks - Shrek

Oh a that was really scaryMaybe you don't mine me...

And then I ate some rotten berriesMan I had some strong gases leaking out of my but that day - Shrek

And then I ate some rotten berriesMan I had some strong...

Why are you following meI'll tell you why'Cause I'm all alonethere is no one here beside meMy problems have all gone There's no one to derive meBut you got to have free Stop singingWell it's no wonder you don't have any friendsWow Only a true friend would - Shrek

Why are you following meI'll tell you why'Cause...

Listen Little donkeyTake a look at me What am IAreally tallNo I'm an Ogre You know grab your torch and pitchforksDoesn't that bother youNopeReally Really reallyOhMan I like you What's your nameA Shrek - Shrek

Listen Little donkeyTake a look at me What am IAreally...

Uh look at thatWho would wanna live in a place like thatThat would be my homeOh it is lovely Just beautiful You know you're quite a decoratorIt's amazing what you did with such a modest budgetI like that boulder That is a nice boulder - Shrek

Uh look at thatWho would wanna live in a place like thatThat...

I guess you don't entertain much do youI like my privacyYou know I do to That's another thing we have in commonLike I hate it when you got somebody in your face You try to give them a hint and they won't leaveAnd then there's that big occurred silence you - Shrek

I guess you don't entertain much do youI like my...

This is going to be fun We can stay up late swap the manly storiesAnd in the morningI'm making wafflesWhere do I sleepOutsideOh a I guess that's cool You know I don't know you and you don't know meso I guess outside is best for meHere I goGood nightI do - Shrek

This is going to be fun We can stay up late swap the manly...

Who knows where this Farquaad guy isOh I do I know where he isDoes anyone else know where to find himAnyone at all Me AnyoneOh pick me I know Me me - Shrek

Who knows where this Farquaad guy isOh I do I know where he...

Welcome to Duloc Such a perfect townHere we have some rules Let us lay them downDon't make waves stay in line And we'll get along fineDuloc is a perfect placePlease keep off of the grass Shine your shoes wipe your faceDuloc is Duloc isDuloc is a perfect - Shrek

Welcome to Duloc Such a perfect townHere we have some rules...

All right You're going the right way for smack bottomSorry about that - Shrek

All right You're going the right way for smack...

Okay let me get this straight You're gonna go fight a dragonand rescue a princess just so Farquaad will give you back a swampwhich you only don't have because he filled it full of freaks in the first placeIs that about right You know whatMaybe there's a - Shrek

Okay let me get this straight You're gonna go fight a...

Ok let me get this straightWe gonna go find the dragon and rescue a princess just so Farquaad will give you back the swampwhich you only don't have 'cause he filled it with full of freaks on the first placeIs that about right You know whatMaybe there is a - Shrek

Ok let me get this straightWe gonna go find the dragon and...

I don't get it Shrek Why didn't you just pull some old Ogre stuff on themYou know Grab his bones to make you brave You know the whole Ogre trickOh you know what Maybe I could have decapitated entire village and put their heads on plateGot a knife cut open - Shrek

I don't get it Shrek Why didn't you just pull some...

For your information there is a lot more to Ogres than people thinkExample ExampleOK A a m Ogres are like onionsThey stink Yes noO they make you cry NoOh you leave them out on the sun and they get all brown and start little wild hairsNo Layers Onions have - Shrek

For your information there is a lot more to Ogres than...

Just keep moving and don't look downDon't look down don't look downShrek I'm looking down - Shrek

Just keep moving and don't look downDon't look...

Don't do thatOh I'm sorry Do whatOh This Yes thatYes yes Do it OKNo Shrek I'm doing it - Shrek

Don't do thatOh I'm sorry Do whatOh This Yes...

Now go over there and see if you can find any stairsStairs I thought we were looking for the princessThe princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest towerWhat makes you think she'll be thereI read it in a book onceCool You handle the - Shrek

Now go over there and see if you can find any stairsStairs I...

Oh I'll find those stairs I'll That's rightThose stairs won't know which way they goThe drafting stairsDon't mess with me I'm the stair master I'm master of the stairsI wish I had a stair right here right here now I'd step all over it - Shrek

Oh I'll find those stairs I'll That's...

I don't want to rush into a physical relationshipI'm not emotionally ready for a commitment of thismagnitude really is the word I'm looking forMagnitude Hey that is unwanted physical contactHey what are you doingOkay okay Let's just back up a little and - Shrek

I don't want to rush into a physical...

You did it You rescued meAmizing you're wonderful You're aa little unorthodox I admit butby deed is great and by heart is pure I'm entirely in your debtAnd where would a brave knight be without his noble steedI hope you heard that She called me a noble - Shrek

You did it You rescued meAmizing you're wonderful...

I hope you heard that She called me a noble steedShe thinks I'm a steed - Shrek

I hope you heard that She called me a noble steedShe thinks...

The battle is won You may remove your helmet good sir knightAah no Why notI have helmet hairPlease I wouldst look upon the face of my rescuerOh no you wouldn't dustBut how will you kiss meWhat That wasn't in a job descriptionMaybe it's a perk No It's - Shrek

The battle is won You may remove your helmet good sir...

Princess I was sent to rescue you by lord Farquaad okHe's the one who wants to marry youWell then why didn't he come to rescue meGood question You should ask him that when we get thereBut I have to be rescued by my true loveNot by some Ogre and his - Shrek

Princess I was sent to rescue you by lord Farquaad...

Okay so here's another question Say there's a woman that digs you rightbut you don't really like her that wayHow do you let her down real easy so her feelings aren't hurtbut you don't get burned to a crisp and eaten How do you do thatYou just tell her - Shrek

Okay so here's another question Say there's a...

Ok here's another question Let's say that a woman 'digged' you but you don't really like herthat way Now how you let her down real easy so her feelings aren't hurtBut you don't get burned to a crisp neither How do you do thisJust tell her she's not your - Shrek

Ok here's another question Let's say that a woman...

Hey The sooner we get to Duloc the betterOh yeah You gonna love it there princess It's beautifulAnd what of my groom to be lord Farquaad What's he likeWell let me put it this way princessMen of Farquaad's stature are in short supplyOh no Shrek There are - Shrek

Hey The sooner we get to Duloc the betterOh yeah You gonna...

Shouldn't we stop to make camp No That would take longerWe can keep goingBut there are robbers in the woodsWhoa time out Shrek Camp is definitely something that sounds goodHey Come on I'm scarier than anything we're gonna see in this forestI need to find - Shrek

Shouldn't we stop to make camp No That would take...

And that one that's ThrowbackThe only Ogre to ever spit over three wheat fieldsRight YeahHey can you tell my future form these starsWell the stars don't tell the future DonkeyThey tell stories LookThere's Blodna the FlatulentYou can guess what he is - Shrek

And that one that's ThrowbackThe only Ogre to ever spit...

Hey Shrek What are you gonna do when we get our swamp back anywayOur swamp You know When we're through rescuing the princess and all that stuffWe Donkey there is no we There's no ourThere's just me and my swampAnd the first thing I'm gonna do is build a - Shrek

Hey Shrek What are you gonna do when we get our swamp back...

Hey what's your problem Shrek What do you got against the whole world anywayLook I'm not the one with the problem okIt's the world that seems to have a problem with mePeople take one look at me and go AAA Help RunA big stupid ugly OgreThey judge me before - Shrek

Hey what's your problem Shrek What do you got against...

Oh no This is all my fault I'm so sorryWhat's wrong Shrek's hurt Shrek's hurt Shrek's hurtOh no Shrek's going to die Donkey I'm okYou can't do this to me Shrek I'm too young for you to dieKeep your legs elevated Turn your headDoes anyone know how to - Shrek

Oh no This is all my fault I'm so sorryWhat's...

Blue flower red thorns Blue flower red thorns Blue flower red thornsThis would be so much easier if I wasn't colorblind - Shrek

Blue flower red thorns Blue flower red thorns Blue flower...

Hey where are you going Oh man I can't feel my thumbs I don't have any thumbsI think I need a hug - Shrek

Hey where are you going Oh man I can't feel my thumbs I...

What Wait a minute I see what's going on hereYou're afraid of the dark Aren't youYes yes That's it That's I'm terrified You know I'll better go insideBut don't feel bad princess I used to be afraid of the dark tooUntil Hey no wait I'm still afraid of the - Shrek

What Wait a minute I see what's going on...

Ahh Now I really see what's going on hereOh what are you talking aboutHey I don't wanna even hear Look I'm an animal and I got instinctsAnd I know that you two are digging on each other I can feel itOh you're crazy I'm just bringing her back to FarquaadOh - Shrek

Ahh Now I really see what's going on hereOh what are...

It's me in this body Oh my god You ate the princess - Shrek

It's me in this body Oh my god You ate the princess

Princess What happened to youYou're a differentI'm ugly ok YeahWas it something that you ate 'Cause I told Shrek those rats were a bad ideaYou are what you eat I say No I've been this way as long as I can rememberWhat do you mean Look I've never seen you - Shrek

Princess What happened to youYou're a differentI'm...

What's the point of being unable to talk You got to keep secrets - Shrek

What's the point of being unable to talk You got to...

You know before this is over I'm going to need whole lot of serious therapiesLook at my eye twitching - Shrek

You know before this is over I'm going to need whole...

What'd I miss What'd I missWho said that Couldn't have been a donkey - Shrek

What'd I miss What'd I missWho said that...

Shrek I want to go with you I told you didn't IYou're not coming home with me I live alone My swamp me and nobody elseUnderstand Nobody Especially useless pathetic annoying talking donkeysBut I thought Yeah You know what You thought wrong - Shrek

Shrek I want to go with you I told you didn't...

DonkeyWhat are you doingI was thinking of all the people you would recognize a wall when you see oneWell yeah But the wall supposed to go around my swamp Not through itIt is around your half See That's your half and this is my halfOh your halfYes my half - Shrek

DonkeyWhat are you doingI was thinking of all the people you...

Back off No you back off - Shrek

Back off No you back off

Back off No You back offThis is my swamp Our swampLet go Donkey You let goStubborn jackass Smelly OgreFineHey hey come back here I'm not through with you yetWell I'm through with you Well you know You were always me me meWell guess what Now it's my turnSo - Shrek

Back off No You back offThis is my swamp Our swampLet go...