Edward Crocetti quotes in movies

Clips with Edward Crocetti

Lenny Eleanor Roosevelt gave Lou Gehrig the clap - Lenny 00:12
Eleanor Roosevelt gave Lou Gehrig the clap
Lenny Why Because talking about it - Lenny 00:08
Why Because talking about it
Lenny INTERVIEWER: If his act was lousy, - Lenny 00:18
INTERVIEWER: If his act was lousy,
Lenny What's your real name - Lenny 00:24
What's your real name
Lenny Well? - Lenny 00:12
Well?
Lenny The worst insult is Fuck you mister - Lenny 00:15
The worst insult is Fuck you mister
Lenny And it cracks me up - Lenny 00:15
And it cracks me up
Lenny There he stands in his underwear - Lenny 00:10
There he stands in his underwear
Lenny Why don't you come in big boy - Lenny 00:06
Why don't you come in big boy
Lenny I gotta tell you about the first time - Lenny 00:22
I gotta tell you about the first time
Lenny That's where the conflict starts - Lenny 00:11
That's where the conflict starts
Lenny Okay you'll see - Lenny 00:10
Okay you'll see
Lenny There isn't one Puerto Rican in your kitchen - Lenny 00:06
There isn't one Puerto Rican in your kitchen
Lenny Okay what is dirty - Lenny 01:08
Okay what is dirty
Lenny Okay what is dirty - Lenny 01:08
Okay what is dirty
Lenny Face it Guys are different Ladies don't understand this - Lenny 00:31
Face it Guys are different Ladies don't understand this
Lenny Deny it Flat out deny it - Lenny 00:42
Deny it Flat out deny it
Lenny We're off to California New life - Lenny 00:47
We're off to California New life
Lenny We got in with this crowd - Lenny 00:15
We got in with this crowd
Lenny You do things on dope you normally wouldn't do - Lenny 00:06
You do things on dope you normally wouldn't do
Lenny I don't think we can handle it - Lenny 00:11
I don't think we can handle it
Lenny How could you say that - Lenny 00:11
How could you say that
Lenny Why don't you tell me to stop - Lenny 00:13
Why don't you tell me to stop
Lenny You son of a bitch - Lenny 00:08
You son of a bitch
Lenny Comics will do endless fag jokes - Lenny 00:10
Comics will do endless fag jokes
Lenny No, dummy, in your mouth. - Lenny 00:11
No, dummy, in your mouth.
Lenny We're divorced - Lenny 00:05
We're divorced
Lenny It's hard when you break up with your old lady - Lenny 00:31
It's hard when you break up with your old lady
Lenny Yeah? - Lenny 00:14
Yeah?
Lenny Lenny went to work at Duffy's bar - Lenny 01:00
Lenny went to work at Duffy's bar
Lenny They really dig you - Lenny 00:09
They really dig you
Lenny Let's hear it for Baby Babylon and her bobbling boobies - Lenny 00:32
Let's hear it for Baby Babylon and her bobbling boobies
Lenny Eisenhower - Lenny 00:12
Eisenhower
Lenny I really dig what they do with homosexuals in this country - Lenny 00:14
I really dig what they do with homosexuals in this country
Lenny Are there any niggers here tonight - Lenny 01:53
Are there any niggers here tonight
Lenny What did he say - Lenny 00:23
What did he say
Lenny There's three Irish micks - Lenny 01:08
There's three Irish micks
Lenny I am of Semitic background - Lenny 01:04
I am of Semitic background
Lenny I am of Semitic background - Lenny 01:04
I am of Semitic background
Lenny Sick comic Lenny Bruce - Lenny 00:30
Sick comic Lenny Bruce
Lenny Have to jack off more than anybody else - Lenny 00:16
Have to jack off more than anybody else
Lenny You can't stop masturbating gradually - Lenny 00:06
You can't stop masturbating gradually
Lenny Integration - Lenny 00:31
Integration
Lenny No you don't have to applaud - Lenny 00:23
No you don't have to applaud
Lenny I mean I am totally corrupt - Lenny 00:31
I mean I am totally corrupt
Lenny I'm a hustler They give I'll grab - Lenny 00:05
I'm a hustler They give I'll grab
Lenny Man what is that - Lenny 00:35
Man what is that
Lenny Now it's my understanding that he has a performance on uh - Lenny 00:29
Now it's my understanding that he has a performance on...
Lenny I'm under pressure here tonight to cool my act - Lenny 01:35
I'm under pressure here tonight to cool my act
Lenny I'm under pressure here tonight to cool my act - Lenny 01:11
I'm under pressure here tonight to cool my act
Lenny He uses words as weapons - Lenny 00:45
He uses words as weapons
Lenny After the San Francisco trial and that publicity - Lenny 00:16
After the San Francisco trial and that publicity
Lenny But I'm not anti Christ or anti religion - Lenny 00:10
But I'm not anti Christ or anti religion
Lenny Uh oh There's the city heat - Lenny 00:20
Uh oh There's the city heat
Lenny Let them go man Let them go - Lenny 00:04
Let them go man Let them go
Lenny When I'm talking about tits and ass - Lenny 00:13
When I'm talking about tits and ass
Lenny When I'm talking about tits and ass - Lenny 00:13
When I'm talking about tits and ass
Lenny You need a deviate - Lenny 00:13
You need a deviate
Lenny Don't take away my words - Lenny 00:08
Don't take away my words