Clips with Ellen DeGeneres

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The Love Letter Be careful Get it You don't like opera - The Love Letter 00:04
Be careful Get it You don't like opera
The Love Letter Man Thank you very much Janet So that is my feelings on salt and pepper - The Love Letter 00:23
Man Thank you very much Janet So that is my feelings on salt...
Finding Nemo What's wrong - Finding Nemo 01:06
What's wrong
Finding Nemo I'm going to P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney - Finding Nemo
I'm going to P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney
Finding Nemo A boat Hey I've seen a boatYou have It passed by not too long agoA white one Hi I'm DoryWhere Which wayOh oh oh It went this wayIt went this way Follow meThank you Thank you thank you so muchNo problemHeyWaitWill you quit it WhatI'm trying to swim here - Finding Nemo 01:24
A boat Hey I've seen a boatYou have It passed by not...
Finding Nemo Oh oh oh It went this wayIt went this way Follow meThank you Thank you thank you so muchNo problemHeyWaitWill you quit it WhatI'm trying to swim here Ocean isn't big enough for youYou got a problem buddy Huh HuhDo you Do you You want a piece of meOoh I'm - Finding Nemo 01:16
Oh oh oh It went this wayIt went this way Follow meThank you...
Finding Nemo See I suffer from short term memory lossShort term memory loss I don't believe thisNo it's true I forget things almost instantlyIt runs in my family At least I think it doesUm hmm Where are they - Finding Nemo 00:19
See I suffer from short term memory lossShort term memory...
Finding Nemo Hello Well hi Name's Bruce It's all right I understand Why trust a shark right - Finding Nemo 00:13
Hello Well hi Name's Bruce It's all right I...
Finding Nemo Hey look balloons It is a partyHa ha ha ha Mind your distance thoughThose balloons can be a bit dodgyYou wouldn't want one of them to pop - Finding Nemo 00:12
Hey look balloons It is a partyHa ha ha ha Mind your...
Finding Nemo Right then Today's meeting is Step 5Bring a Fish FriendDo you all have your friendsGot mineHey there How about you ChumOh I seem to have misplaced my friendThat's all right ChumI had a feeling this would be a difficult stepYou can help yourself to one of - Finding Nemo 00:27
Right then Today's meeting is Step 5Bring a Fish...
Finding Nemo I can't read human - Finding Nemo 00:08
I can't read human
Finding Nemo Hi I'm DoryHello Dory And uh wellI don't think I've ever eaten a fishThat's incredible Good on you mateI'm glad I got that off my chest - Finding Nemo 00:15
Hi I'm DoryHello Dory And uh wellI don't think...
Finding Nemo No no no no He's my sonHe was taken by these diversHumans think they own everythingProbably American - Finding Nemo 00:12
No no no no He's my sonHe was taken by these...
Finding Nemo I can't read humanWe got to find a fish that can read thisHey look sharks No no no Dory - Finding Nemo 00:07
I can't read humanWe got to find a fish that can read...
Finding Nemo Oh I'm sorry Are you OKOw ow ow I'm so sorryYou really clocked me there Am I bleedingOhh Ow ow owDory are you OK OhhOhh that's goodIntervention - Finding Nemo 00:19
Oh I'm sorry Are you OKOw ow ow I'm so sorryYou...
Finding Nemo There's no way out There's got to be a way to escape Who is it Help me find a way out Sorry You'll have to come back later We're trying to escape There's no way out There's got to be a way out Here's something Es ca pé I wonder what that means It's - Finding Nemo 00:22
There's no way out There's got to be a way to...
Finding Nemo There's got to be a way to escapeWho is itDory help me find a way outSorry Come back later We're trying to escapeThere's got to be a way out Here's somethingEs cap e I wonder what that meansFunny It's spelled just like escape - Finding Nemo 00:20
There's got to be a way to escapeWho is itDory help me...
Finding Nemo Who is it Help me find a way out Sorry You'll have to come back later We're trying to escape - Finding Nemo 00:07
Who is it Help me find a way out Sorry You'll have to...
Finding Nemo Funny It's spelled just like escape - Finding Nemo 00:04
Funny It's spelled just like escape
Finding Nemo Wait a minute You can readI can read That's right I can read - Finding Nemo 00:06
Wait a minute You can readI can read That's right I can...
Finding Nemo Wait a minute You can read I can read That's right - Finding Nemo 00:06
Wait a minute You can read I can read That's right
Finding Nemo The sea monkeys have my money - Finding Nemo 00:09
The sea monkeys have my money
Finding Nemo Hey Mr Grumpy Gillswhen life gets you down know what you got to doI don't want to know Just keep swimmingJust keep swimming swimming swimmingWhat do we do We swim swimDory no singingHo ho ho ho ho hoI love to swimWhen you want to swimSee I'm going to get - Finding Nemo 00:30
Hey Mr Grumpy Gillswhen life gets you down know what you got...
Finding Nemo Dory do you see anythingAah Something's got me That was me I'm sorryWho's that Who could it be It's meAre you my conscienceYeah yeah I'm your conscienceWe haven't spoken for a while How are youCan't complain Yeah GoodNow Dory I want you to tell meDo you - Finding Nemo 00:33
Dory do you see anythingAah Something's got me That was...
Finding Nemo Hey conscience am I dead No I see it tooWhat is itIt's so prettyI'm feeling happywhich is a big deal for meI want to touch itOh OohHey come back Come on back hereI'm gonna get youI'm gonna get youI'm gonna swim with youI'm gonna get youI'm gonna be your - Finding Nemo 00:44
Hey conscience am I dead No I see it tooWhat is itIt's...
Finding Nemo We did it we did itOh yeah yeah yeahNo eating here tonight whooEating here tonightNo no no eating here tonightDory You on a diet - Finding Nemo 00:12
We did it we did itOh yeah yeah yeahNo eating here tonight...
Finding Nemo I'm going to P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney - Finding Nemo 00:08
I'm going to P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney
Finding Nemo I'm going to P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney - Finding Nemo 00:08
I'm going to P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney
Finding Nemo I just can't afford any more delaysand you're one of those fish that cause delaysSometimes it's a good thingThere's a whole group of fish They're delay fishYou meanYou mean you don't like meNo of course I like youIt's because I like you I don't want to be - Finding Nemo 00:23
I just can't afford any more delaysand you're one...
Finding Nemo I'll remember - Finding Nemo 00:24
I'll remember
Finding Nemo Hey hey You like impressionsMm hmmJust like in rehearsals gentlemenSo what are we Take a guessOh oh I've seen one of thoseI'm a fish with a nose like a swordWait wait um It's a swordfishHey clown boy let the lady guessWhere's the butterOoh It's on the tip - Finding Nemo 00:31
Hey hey You like impressionsMm hmmJust like in rehearsals...
Finding Nemo Hey what's the matter What's the matterWhile they're doing their silly little impressionsI am miles from home with a fish that can't remember her nameI bet that's frustratingMeanwhile my son is out thereYour son Chico NemoBut it doesn't matter because no - Finding Nemo 00:24
Hey what's the matter What's the matterWhile...
Finding Nemo Oh hey ma'am One more thingWhen you come to this trench swim through it not over itTrench through it not over itI'll remember Hey heyHey wait up partner Hold onWait wait wait I gotta tell you somethingWhoaNice trench - Finding Nemo 00:24
Oh hey ma'am One more thingWhen you come to this trench...
Finding Nemo OK let's go No no Bad trenchCome on we'll swim over this thingWhoa partner Little red flag going upSomething's telling me to swim through it not over itAre you looking at this thingIt's got death written all over itI really really really think we should - Finding Nemo 00:32
OK let's go No no Bad trenchCome on we'll swim...
Finding Nemo Trust me on this Trust youYes trust It's what friends do - Finding Nemo 00:06
Trust me on this Trust youYes trust It's what friends...
Finding Nemo I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mineAnd he shall be my Squishy Come here SquishyCome here little SquishyOwThat's a jellyfish Bad Squishy - Finding Nemo 00:14
I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mineAnd he shall be...
Finding Nemo This is bad Dory Hey watch thisBoing BoingDoryYou can't catch meDon't bounce on the topsThey will not sting youThe tops don't sting you Two in a row Beat thatDory listen to me I have an idea a gameA game YesI love games Pick me Here's the gameWhoever can - Finding Nemo 00:39
This is bad Dory Hey watch thisBoing BoingDoryYou can't...
Finding Nemo We're cheating death now That's what we're doingBut we're having fun at the same timeI can do this Just be carefulYeah careful I don't make you cry when I winI don't think soHa ha ha haWhoaGive it up old manYou can't fight evolution I was built for - Finding Nemo 00:25
We're cheating death now That's what we're...
Finding Nemo All right we're here dudes Get ready Your exit's coming up man Where I don't see it Right there I see it I see it You mean the swirling vortex of terror That's it dude - Finding Nemo 00:16
All right we're here dudes Get ready Your exit's...
Finding Nemo Just keep swimming just keep swimming - Finding Nemo 00:05
Just keep swimming just keep swimming
Finding Nemo How about we play a gameOKOK I'm thinking of something orangeand it's smallIt's me RightIt's orange and smallIt's meAll righty Mr SmartypantsAnd it's orange and small and white stripesMe And the next one just a guess meThat's just scary Wait wait wait - Finding Nemo 00:27
How about we play a gameOKOK I'm thinking of something...
Finding Nemo Now let's ask somebody for directionsFine Who do you want to ask the speck - Finding Nemo 00:06
Now let's ask somebody for directionsFine Who do you...
Finding Nemo It's the ocean silly We're not the only two in here - Finding Nemo 00:05
It's the ocean silly We're not the only two in...
Finding Nemo Dory Dory Dory Now it's my turnI'm thinking of something dark and mysteriousIt's a fish we don't know If we ask it directionsit could ingest us and spit out our bonesWhat is it with men and asking for directionsI don't want to play the gender card right - Finding Nemo 00:16
Dory Dory Dory Now it's my turnI'm thinking of...
Finding Nemo Excuse me Whoo hoo Little fellaHello Don't be rude Say hiHa HelloHis son Bingo NemoNemo was taken to SydneySydney And it's really really importantthat we get there as fast as we canso can you help us outCome on little fella Come onDory I'm a little fellaI - Finding Nemo 00:34
Excuse me Whoo hoo Little fellaHello Don't be rude Say...
Finding Nemo Maybe he only speaks whaleMooo Weee neeedDory Tooo fiind his sonWhat are you doing Are you sure you speak whaleCan youuuu give us diiirectionsssDory Heaven knows what you're sayingSee he's swimming away Cooome baaackHe's not coming back You offended - Finding Nemo 00:48
Maybe he only speaks whaleMooo Weee neeedDory Tooo fiind his...
Finding Nemo It's just as well He might be hungryWhales don't eat clownfish They eat krillSwim away Oh look krill - Finding Nemo 00:11
It's just as well He might be hungryWhales don't...
Finding Nemo Sydney Sydney again - Finding Nemo 00:06
Sydney Sydney again
Finding Nemo No I promised him I'd never let anything happen to himHuh That's a funny thing to promiseWhatYou can't never let anything happen to himThen nothing would ever happen to himNot much fun for little Harpo - Finding Nemo 00:24
No I promised him I'd never let anything happen to...
Finding Nemo The water's going down It's going downReally You sure about thatLook Already it's half emptyI'd say it's half fullStop that It's half empty - Finding Nemo 00:18
The water's going down It's going downReally You...
Finding Nemo Look Already it's half emptyI'd say it's half full - Finding Nemo 00:05
Look Already it's half emptyI'd say it's half...
Finding Nemo He either said we should go to the back of the throat or he wants a root beer float - Finding Nemo 00:07
He either said we should go to the back of the throat or he...
Finding Nemo He either said we should go to the back of the throator he wants a root beer float - Finding Nemo 00:07
He either said we should go to the back of the throator he...
Finding Nemo What is going onI'll check WhaaatNo more whale You can't speak whaleYes I can No you can'tYou think you can do these things but you can't Nemo - Finding Nemo 00:15
What is going onI'll check WhaaatNo more whale You...
Finding Nemo How do you know something bad isn't gonna happenI don't - Finding Nemo 00:07
How do you know something bad isn't gonna happenI...
Finding Nemo Thank you sir Wow I wish I could speak whale - Finding Nemo 00:08
Thank you sir Wow I wish I could speak whale
Finding Nemo Duck That's not a duck It's a pelican - Finding Nemo 00:07
Duck That's not a duck It's a pelican
Finding Nemo DuckThat's not a duck It's a pelican - Finding Nemo 00:07
DuckThat's not a duck It's a pelican
Finding Nemo No No you can'tStopPlease don't go awayPleaseNo one's ever stuck with me for so long beforeAnd if you leave I justI remember things better with youI do Look P Sherman 4242I remember it I do It's thereI know it is because when I look at youI can feel itI - Finding Nemo 00:54
No No you can'tStopPlease don't go awayPleaseNo...
Finding Nemo Are you all rightI don't know where I am I don't know what's going onI think I lost somebody but I can't rememberIt's OK I'm looking for someone tooHey we can look togetherI'm DoryI'm NemoNemo That's a nice name - Finding Nemo 00:23
Are you all rightI don't know where I am I don't...
Finding Nemo Have you seen an orange fish swim byIt looks just like him But biggerYeah I saw him blueyBut I'm not tellin' you where he wentand there's no way you're gonna make meMineAah All right I'll talkHe went to the fishing grounds Aah - Finding Nemo 00:23
Have you seen an orange fish swim byIt looks just like him...
Finding Nemo Just keep swimming - Finding Nemo 00:04
Just keep swimming
Finding Dory Okay okay We'll pretend to be the other kids nowJENNY INHALES DEEPLY CHARLIE CLEARS THROATGASPS Hi Dory Ahoy thereLAUGHING Do you want to play hide and seekOkay I love OkayWe'll hide and you count and come find usOkay DaddyNo not Daddy I'm the nice fish - Finding Dory 00:24
Okay okay We'll pretend to be the other kids nowJENNY...
Finding Dory I like sand Sand is squishy - Finding Dory 00:05
I like sand Sand is squishy
Finding Dory What if I forget you GASPS Would you ever forget me - Finding Dory 00:07
What if I forget you GASPS Would you ever forget me
Finding Dory BABY DORY: Hello? - Finding Dory 00:48
BABY DORY: Hello?
Finding Dory I'm sorry I suffer from short term remembory loss - Finding Dory 00:07
I'm sorry I suffer from short term remembory loss
Finding Dory Hand me the ratchet wrench I can fix it Ow - Finding Dory 00:06
Hand me the ratchet wrench I can fix it Ow
Finding Dory Hey, Marlin? - Finding Dory 00:40
Hey, Marlin?
Finding Dory Right I remember it like it was yesterdayOf course I don't really remember yesterday all that well - Finding Dory 00:06
Right I remember it like it was yesterdayOf course I...