Clips with Ellen Page

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Hard Candy So you and your mom are both wacked - Hard Candy 00:42
So you and your mom are both wacked
Hard Candy YOU have been stalking me - Hard Candy 02:32
YOU have been stalking me
Hard Candy That's good advice for everybody - Hard Candy 00:28
That's good advice for everybody
Hard Candy It's hard to say for sure - Hard Candy 00:53
It's hard to say for sure
Hard Candy You just don't look like the kind of guy who has to meet girls over the internet - Hard Candy 00:21
You just don't look like the kind of guy who has to...
Hard Candy I'm reading this book about Jean Seberg - Hard Candy 00:10
I'm reading this book about Jean Seberg
Hard Candy Four Four out of five doctors agree that I am actually insane - Hard Candy 00:07
Four Four out of five doctors agree that I am actually...
Hard Candy What di You remember what I said - Hard Candy 00:17
What di You remember what I said
Hard Candy Why do I get tied up first - Hard Candy 00:20
Why do I get tied up first
Hard Candy Is this some teenage joke - Hard Candy 00:10
Is this some teenage joke
Hard Candy What the fuck are you doing - Hard Candy 00:34
What the fuck are you doing
Hard Candy Torture - Hard Candy 00:24
Torture
Hard Candy You know maybe it's this whole camera thing - Hard Candy 00:26
You know maybe it's this whole camera thing
Hard Candy I'm a decent guy ask anyone - Hard Candy 00:35
I'm a decent guy ask anyone
Hard Candy Look look - Hard Candy 00:24
Look look
Hard Candy Those letters are mine - Hard Candy 00:09
Those letters are mine
Hard Candy Don't love her anymore huh - Hard Candy 00:20
Don't love her anymore huh
Hard Candy This is what they make those federal laws for Jeff - Hard Candy 00:13
This is what they make those federal laws for Jeff
Hard Candy What makes this girl so special - Hard Candy 00:12
What makes this girl so special
Hard Candy I never touched you - Hard Candy 00:20
I never touched you
Hard Candy Look I'm not the monster you think I am - Hard Candy 00:35
Look I'm not the monster you think I am
Hard Candy You're a headline waiting to happen - Hard Candy 00:04
You're a headline waiting to happen
Hard Candy The things you do wrong - Hard Candy 00:10
The things you do wrong
Hard Candy You are speaking to me so selflessly - Hard Candy 00:33
You are speaking to me so selflessly
Hard Candy Fuck off - Hard Candy 00:08
Fuck off
Hard Candy Seriously It turns out that castration is the easiest surgical procedure around - Hard Candy 00:20
Seriously It turns out that castration is the easiest...
Hard Candy Why don't you just kill me - Hard Candy 00:08
Why don't you just kill me
Hard Candy I shouldn't have teased you like that - Hard Candy 00:15
I shouldn't have teased you like that
Hard Candy I wonder why they teach Girl Scouts things like camping - Hard Candy 00:23
I wonder why they teach Girl Scouts things like camping
Hard Candy If Denise was here right now what would you say - Hard Candy 00:16
If Denise was here right now what would you say
Hard Candy I guess they uh weren't brass - Hard Candy 00:06
I guess they uh weren't brass
Hard Candy Yeah Uncle Jeff loves his Girl Scouts so - Hard Candy 00:05
Yeah Uncle Jeff loves his Girl Scouts so
Hard Candy Which do you wanna fuck first me or the knife - Hard Candy 00:25
Which do you wanna fuck first me or the knife
Hard Candy It's not me you have to worry about It's Janelle - Hard Candy 00:14
It's not me you have to worry about It's Janelle
Juno I've wanted this for a really long timeI knowWizard - Juno 00:10
I've wanted this for a really long timeI knowWizard
Juno This is the most magnificent discarded living room setI've ever seen - Juno 00:08
This is the most magnificent discarded living room...
Juno Silencio old man - Juno 00:03
Silencio old man
Juno What's the prognosis fertile MyrtleMinus or plusI don't know It's not seasoned yetTake some of theseNo there it isGod that little pink plus sign is so unholyThat ain't no Etch A SketchThis is one doodle that can't be undid home skillet - Juno 00:27
What's the prognosis fertile MyrtleMinus or plusI...
Juno Yo yo yo giddy yo - Juno 00:35
Yo yo yo giddy yo
Juno So are you going to go to Havenbrook or Women Now'Cause you know you need a note from your parentsfor HavenbrookYeah I I know um no I'm going to go to Women Nowjust 'cause they help out women now - Juno 00:12
So are you going to go to Havenbrook or Women Now'Cause...
Juno Wow your shorts are like especially gold todayMy mom uses colorsafe bleachGo Carol - Juno 00:10
Wow your shorts are like especially gold todayMy mom uses...
Juno When I see them all running like thatwith their things bouncing around in their shortsI always picture them naked even if I don't want toAll I see is pork swords - Juno 00:12
When I see them all running like thatwith their things...
Juno So guess whatWhat I don't knowI'm pregnant - Juno 00:10
So guess whatWhat I don't knowI'm pregnant
Juno I'm pregnantWhat should we do aboutWell you know I was justI was thinking I'd just nip it in the budbefore it gets worse'Cause they were talking about in health classhow pregnancy it can often lead to an infantTypically yeah yeahThat's what happens when - Juno 00:37
I'm pregnantWhat should we do aboutWell you know I was...
Juno The funny thing is that Steve Rendazo secretly wants meJocks like him always want freaky girlsgirls with horn rimmed glasses and vegan footwearand Goth makeupGirls who like play the cello and read McSweeney'sand want to be childrens' librarians when they - Juno 00:30
The funny thing is that Steve Rendazo secretly wants meJocks...
Juno So who's readyfor some chromo magnificenceYeah I have a menstrual migraineso I can't really look at bright lights todayAmanda I told you to goto the infirmary and lie downYou never listenNo Josh because I don't take ordersnot from you and not from any man - Juno 00:52
So who's readyfor some chromo magnificenceYeah I have a...
Juno L I'm just calling to procure a hasty abortion - Juno 00:05
L I'm just calling to procure a hasty abortion
Juno Ugh I hate it when adults use the term sexually activeWhat does it even meanThat I like deactivate somedayOr is this some sort of permanent state ofbeing - Juno 00:11
Ugh I hate it when adults use the term sexually activeWhat...
Juno Oh and she inexplicably mails me a cactusevery Valentine's DayAnd I'm like Thanks a heap coyote uglyThis cactus gram stings even worse than your abandonment - Juno 00:11
Oh and she inexplicably mails me a cactusevery...
Juno But I'm having trouble concentratingOh well I'll sell you some of my Adderall if youNo thanksI'm off pillsIt's a wise choice'Cause I knew this girlshe had this like crazy freak out'cause she took too many behavioral meds at onceAnd she just like ripped - Juno 00:31
But I'm having trouble concentratingOh well I'll...
Juno Would you like a free condomThey're boysenberryNo I'm I'm off sex right nowMy boyfriend uses them every time we have intercourseThey make his junksmell like pie - Juno 00:15
Would you like a free condomThey're boysenberryNo...
Juno And then the friggin' receptionistis trying to get me to take these condomsthat look like grape suckersAnd just babbling awayabout her friggin' boyfriend's pie ballsOoh yumOh and then Su Chin was there YeahAnd she was like Oh hi Babies have - Juno 00:21
And then the friggin' receptionistis trying to get me...
Juno You should look at adoption adsI see them all the time in the PennySaverThey have ads for parentsYeahDesperately seeking spawnright next to like terriersand iguanas and used fitness equipment and stuffIt's it's like totally legit - Juno 00:18
You should look at adoption adsI see them all the time in...
Juno Mm Wholesome spiritually wealthy couplehave found true love with each other AwAll that's missing is your bastardI want a parakeet - Juno 00:11
Mm Wholesome spiritually wealthy couplehave found true love...
Juno No I heard youI just like I don't want to give the babyto a family that describes themselves as wholesomeWhy Well I don't knowI just want someone a little more edgierOkay what did you have in mind exactlyI was thinking more like graphic designer mid - Juno 00:22
No I heard youI just like I don't want to give the...
Juno Uh how about thisEducated successful couple seekinginfant to join our family of fiveYou will be compensatedHelp us complete the circle of loveYeesh That sounds greatThey sound like a freakin' cult is what they sound likeAnd besides they already have three - Juno 00:19
Uh how about thisEducated successful couple seekinginfant to...
Juno Like it would be friggin' sweet if no one hit me - Juno 00:04
Like it would be friggin' sweet if no one hit me
Juno Dude I think it's best to just tell themI'm pregnantOh GodYeah but I'm gonnagive it up for adoptionAnd I already found the perfect coupleThey're gonna pay for the medical expenses and everythingAnd and what 30 er odd weekswe can just pretend that this - Juno 01:11
Dude I think it's best to just tell themI'm...
Juno And you know Paulie is actually greatin uh OkayIn chair - Juno 00:07
And you know Paulie is actually greatin uh OkayIn chair
Juno And I it's just that I'm not ready to be a momDamn skippy you're notYou don't even rememberto give Liberty Bell her breathing medsThat was once and she did not die if you recall - Juno 00:14
And I it's just that I'm not ready to be a momDamn...
Juno Boy I thought you were the kind of girlwho knew when to say whenI don't really know what kind of girl I am - Juno 00:15
Boy I thought you were the kind of girlwho knew when to say...
Juno Oh wicked pic in the PennySaver by the waySuper classy not like those peoplewith the fake woods in the backgroundHonestly who do they think they're foolingYou found us in the PennySaver - Juno 00:12
Oh wicked pic in the PennySaver by the waySuper classy not...
Juno And this of course is JunoLike the city in AlaskaNoNoHon Shall we sit down get to know one anotherWell I thought I'd get some drinksWhat would anyone likeI have Pellegrino or vitamin water ororange juice withI'll have a Maker's Mark please UpShe's - Juno 00:27
And this of course is JunoLike the city in AlaskaNoNoHon...
Juno So Juno first off how far along are youI'm a junior - Juno 00:09
So Juno first off how far along are youI'm a junior
Juno Let's talk about how we're gonna do this thingWhat do you mean don't I justhave the thing squeeze it on out and hand it overMark and Vanessa are willing to negotiate an open adoptionUh waitwhat does that meanIt means they'd send annual updates photoslet - Juno 00:54
Let's talk about how we're gonna do this thingWhat...
Juno No I don't want to you know sell the thing - Juno 00:04
No I don't want to you know sell the thing
Juno Could I use the facilities first'Cause being pregnant makes me pee like Seabiscuit - Juno 00:07
Could I use the facilities first'Cause being pregnant...
Juno I'm giving you and Vanessa the gift of lifesweet screaming pooping lifeand you don't even have to be therewhen it comes out all covered in um VisceraBlood and guts - Juno 00:11
I'm giving you and Vanessa the gift of lifesweet...
Juno Vanessa gave me my own room for all my stuffShe gave you your own room in in inin your whole house for your for your stuffWow She's got you on a long leash there Mark - Juno 00:13
Vanessa gave me my own room for all my stuffShe gave you...
Juno Whoa So so when was that Was that like'93 Best time for rock 'n' rollNuh uh'77 Are youWhat Punk volume number oneYou're crazyYou weren't thereYou couldn't understand the magicYou weren't even alive - Juno 00:19
Whoa So so when was that Was that like'93 Best time for...