Clips with Ellen Page

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Juno I'm going to say I'm about 104 sureReallyHere you go sirNo seriously if I could just have the thingand give it to you now I totally wouldBut I'm guessing it looks probablylike a sea monkey right nowand you know we should let it get aget a little get a - Juno 00:21
I'm going to say I'm about 104 sureReallyHere you...
Juno Did you hear it's yours - Juno 00:20
Did you hear it's yours
Juno Whoa Check out Baby Big HeadDude that thing is freaky lookingExcuse me I am a sacred vesselall right All you've got in your stomach is Taco Bell - Juno 00:11
Whoa Check out Baby Big HeadDude that thing is freaky...
Juno Well there you have itWould you like to know the sexYes NoPlease Juno Please No Definitely no There's no sexPlanning to be surprised when you deliverWell no I want Mark and Vanessa to be surprisedand if you told meI'll just like ruin everythingAre Mark - Juno 01:22
Well there you have itWould you like to know the sexYes...
Juno I work mostly from home I'm a composerNo shitLike Johann Brahms orNo More commercial stuffLike whatCommercials - Juno 00:13
I work mostly from home I'm a composerNo shitLike...
Juno You're quite the sellout MarkI mean what would the Melvins say - Juno 00:06
You're quite the sellout MarkI mean what would the...
Juno Well it can only go one of two waysThat's what you thinkI mean I drink tons of boozeso you might end up with one of those scary neuter babiesthat's born without junkJunk huhYeah You know its partsI know what junk is Yeah rightWe definitely want it to have - Juno 00:27
Well it can only go one of two waysThat's what you...
Juno Have you guys thought of any names for the baby yetUh sort of yesVanessa likes Madison for a girlMadisonWait hold onIsn't that like a little gay - Juno 00:21
Have you guys thought of any names for the baby yetUh sort...
Juno No you see my dad went through this huge obsessionwith Roman and Greek mythologySo he decided to name me after Zeus' wife I got itZeus like he had tons of laysbut I'm pretty sure Juno was his only wifeAnd she was supposed to be like really beautiful but - Juno 00:23
No you see my dad went through this huge obsessionwith Roman...
Juno She hates when I sit around and I watch moviesand I don't contributeNo I'll handle thisI'm really good at defusing mom type rage - Juno 00:09
She hates when I sit around and I watch moviesand I...
Juno It's a babyOh It's your babyKind of looks like it's waving you knowLike it's sayingHey Vanessa will you be my momOh it kind of does - Juno 00:17
It's a babyOh It's your babyKind of looks like...
Juno Yeah I came as soonas I got that ultrasound goo off my pelvisIt was crazy actuallyMy stepmom verbally abused the ultrasound techand we got escorted off the premises - Juno 00:13
Yeah I came as soonas I got that ultrasound goo off my...
Juno Your parents are probably wondering where you areNah I mean I'm already pregnantso what other kind of shenanigans could I get into - Juno 00:10
Your parents are probably wondering where you areNah I mean...
Juno Bleeker's mom was possibly attractive oncebut now she looks like a hobbitYou know the fat one that was in The Goonies - Juno 00:11
Bleeker's mom was possibly attractive oncebut now she...
Juno Orange tic tacs are Bleeker's one and only viceThe day I got pregnanthis mouth tasted really tangy and delicious - Juno 00:11
Orange tic tacs are Bleeker's one and only viceThe day...
Juno It's crazy but I'm a legend you knowThey call me the cautionary whale - Juno 00:05
It's crazy but I'm a legend you knowThey call me...
Juno Well you should try talking to it'cause like supposedly they can hear youeven though it's all like 10 000 leagues under the sea - Juno 00:09
Well you should try talking to it'cause like supposedly...
Juno I've been listening to thatreally weird CD that you made meYeah what's the verdictWell it's cuteIt's cuteWhen you're used to listeningto the raw power of Iggy and The Stoogeseverything else just sounds kind of likeprecious in comparison - Juno 00:16
I've been listening to thatreally weird CD that you...
Juno How many months has it been nowYou're getting hugeOh it's honing in on eightYou should see how weird I look nakedI wish my fun bags would get biggerGod trust me you don'tI have to actually wear a frickin' bra nowand rub all this nasty cocoa butter stuff - Juno 00:22
How many months has it been nowYou're getting hugeOh...
Juno Why is everyone always staring at meWell you are kind of convex you knowWhoa uhWho's been doing their geometry homework for onceI have no choiceKeith's been grading me like so hard latelyDo not call Mr Connors KeithWhy'Cause my barf reflex is really - Juno 00:21
Why is everyone always staring at meWell you are kind of...
Juno He told me that Katrina's house smells like soupOh Oh my God it totally doesI was there like four years ago for a birthday partyOh my God it's like Lipton Landing - Juno 00:10
He told me that Katrina's house smells like soupOh Oh...
Juno Are you jealousI thought you said you didn't care what he didNot jealous don't careIt's just I know Bleek doesn't like Katrina you knowHe shouldn't toy with her emotions like that'cause she seems pretty nice - Juno 00:13
Are you jealousI thought you said you didn't care what...
Juno Are you honestly and truly going to prom with Katrina De Voort - Juno 00:06
Are you honestly and truly going to prom with Katrina De...
Juno And despite the fact that your little girlfriendgave me the stink eye in art class yesterdayKatrina's not my girlfriend all rightAnd I doubt that she gave you the stink eyeThat's just the way her face looks you knowThat's just her face - Juno 00:13
And despite the fact that your little girlfriendgave me the...
Juno Yeah what You you just take Soupy Sales to promI can think of so many cooler things to do that nightLike you know what Bleek I might pumice my feetI might go to Bren's dumb Unitarian ChurchMaybe get hit by a truck full of hot garbage juice you know'cause - Juno 01:08
Yeah what You you just take Soupy Sales to promI can think...
Juno Well I still have your underwearI still I have your virginityWould you shut up - Juno 00:09
Well I still have your underwearI still I have your...
Juno You shouldn't be carrying - Juno 00:05
You shouldn't be carrying
Juno Most Fruitful YukiMm hmmIs this a pregnant superheroIsn't that greatI found it in Japan when I was there with my bandIt reminds me of youHells yeah YeahThis actually makes me feel way less of a fat dorkWell Yuki is a real bad assYou should be very proud - Juno 00:23
Most Fruitful YukiMm hmmIs this a pregnant...
Juno I I just like being - Juno 00:14
I I just like being
Juno Oh and you know whatI bought another Sonic Youth album and it sucksIt's just noise - Juno 00:09
Oh and you know whatI bought another Sonic Youth album and...
Juno Why are you cryingI'm not cryingI'm just allergic to fine home furnishings - Juno 00:08
Why are you cryingI'm not cryingI'm just allergic...
Juno You know - Juno 00:19
You know
Juno I'm just like losing my faith with humanityWow can you narrow that down for meI just wonder if liketwo people can stay together for goodYou mean like couplesYeah like people in loveAre you having boy trouble'Cause I got to be honest I don't really much - Juno 02:05
I'm just like losing my faith with humanityWow can you...
Juno I just I need to know that it's possiblethat two people can stay happy together forever - Juno 00:09
I just I need to know that it's possiblethat two people...
Juno Hey did you put likea hundred things of tic tacs in my mailboxOh yeah Yeah that was meWhyWell you know they're your faveand uh I mean you can never have too many of your favoriteone calorie breath mints - Juno 00:15
Hey did you put likea hundred things of tic tacs in my...
Juno I think I'm in love with youYou mean as friendsNo I mean for real'Cause you're like the coolest person I've ever metand you don't even have to tryI try really hard actually - Juno 00:22
I think I'm in love with youYou mean as friendsNo I...
Juno DadWhatDad either I just peed my pants or umOrThundercats are go - Juno 00:14
DadWhatDad either I just peed my pants or umOrThundercats...
Juno Ow ow fuckity ow - Juno 00:03
Ow ow fuckity ow
Juno Ow ow fuckity owGod Bren when do I get the friggin' spinal tap thingIt's called a spinal blockand you can't have it yet honeyThe doctor said you're not dilated enoughOh come on I mean it's likeI have to wait for it to get worseWhy can't I just have the - Juno 00:27
Ow ow fuckity owGod Bren when do I get the friggin'...
Juno And then out of nowhere there it wasthere he was - Juno 00:11
And then out of nowhere there it wasthere he was
Juno It ended with a chair - Juno 00:04
It ended with a chair
Juno It ended with a chair - Juno 00:04
It ended with a chair
Juno As boyfriends go Paulie Bleeker is totally bossHe is the cheese to my macaroniAnd I know people are supposed to fall in lovebefore they reproducebut I guess normalcy isn't really our style - Juno 00:17
As boyfriends go Paulie Bleeker is totally bossHe is the...
An American Crime Come on Jennie - An American Crime 00:17
Come on Jennie
An American Crime What was Mama so upset about the other day - An American Crime 00:11
What was Mama so upset about the other day
An American Crime She came back from Juvenile - An American Crime 00:36
She came back from Juvenile
An American Crime Let me not be put to shame - An American Crime 00:05
Let me not be put to shame
An American Crime Oh Please Please help me - An American Crime 00:37
Oh Please Please help me
An American Crime She sacrificed me to protect her children - An American Crime 00:09
She sacrificed me to protect her children
Whip It And had I known what you were up to I would have bought a ticket - Whip It 00:17
And had I known what you were up to I would have bought a...
Whip It Seriously out of all the places to go to in the world - Whip It 00:44
Seriously out of all the places to go to in the world
Whip It Alternative now - Whip It 00:11
Alternative now
Whip It What's the name of that thing that if I eat it real fast - Whip It 00:17
What's the name of that thing that if I eat it real...
Whip It I can't believe you used to share a bed with her - Whip It 00:11
I can't believe you used to share a bed with her
Whip It You hate them - Whip It 00:12
You hate them
Whip It I'm supposed to buy you shoes from a - Whip It 00:12
I'm supposed to buy you shoes from a
Whip It Yeah it's Earl Hello Earl - Whip It 00:36
Yeah it's Earl Hello Earl
Whip It Screw you and your grandmother's Chevy Celebrity - Whip It 00:06
Screw you and your grandmother's Chevy Celebrity
Whip It What is this - Whip It 00:24
What is this
Whip It I kind of feel bad lying to them - Whip It 00:09
I kind of feel bad lying to them
Whip It I just wanna tell you all that you're my new heroes - Whip It 00:24
I just wanna tell you all that you're my new heroes
Whip It But I can change that - Whip It 00:14
But I can change that
Whip It But you don't have the balls - Whip It 00:11
But you don't have the balls
Whip It Hey you're Iron Maven - Whip It 00:19
Hey you're Iron Maven
Whip It I'm gonna puke - Whip It 00:06
I'm gonna puke
Whip It Well I didn't throw up - Whip It 00:07
Well I didn't throw up
Whip It Let's get this out - Whip It 00:34
Let's get this out
Whip It His name's Oliver It's a great name - Whip It 00:18
His name's Oliver It's a great name
Whip It Mom you're still really beautiful - Whip It 00:09
Mom you're still really beautiful
Whip It From here it kinda looks like you're wearing a stryper t shirt - Whip It 00:16
From here it kinda looks like you're wearing a stryper...