Clips with Eric Close

Average Joe [breathing rapidly] - Average Joe 00:17
[breathing rapidly]
Average Joe JOE: So when my birth mother gave me up for adoption, - Average Joe 00:15
JOE: So when my birth mother gave me up for adoption,
Average Joe [school bell rings] - Average Joe 00:20
[school bell rings]
Average Joe JOE: When no one in the church directory would take me in, - Average Joe 00:16
JOE: When no one in the church directory would take me in,
Average Joe [grunting] - Average Joe 00:11
[grunting]
Average Joe JOE: My mom swore she didn'’t know. - Average Joe 00:13
JOE: My mom swore she didn'’t know.
Average Joe JOE: We spent two whole days together, - Average Joe 00:08
JOE: We spent two whole days together,
Average Joe JOE: So I did. - Average Joe 00:08
JOE: So I did.
Average Joe JOE: I didn'’t have many options after the boys'’ home, so... - Average Joe 00:08
JOE: I didn'’t have many options after the boys'’ ...
Average Joe JOE: Dear Denise, - Average Joe 00:12
JOE: Dear Denise,
Average Joe JOE: This is the first thing - Average Joe 00:22
JOE: This is the first thing
Average Joe ["Beggars Can'’t Be Choosers" by Tiago Guy playing] - Average Joe 00:18
["Beggars Can'’t Be Choosers" by Tiago Guy pl...
Average Joe ♪ Given your leftovers ♪ - Average Joe 00:51
♪ Given your leftovers ♪
Average Joe JOE: Just as my marriage was falling apart, - Average Joe 00:20
JOE: Just as my marriage was falling apart,
Average Joe But I-I guess you'’ll have to - Average Joe 00:12
But I-I guess you'’ll have to
Average Joe JOE: I bet you I could lasso a camel - Average Joe 00:06
JOE: I bet you I could lasso a camel
Average Joe JOE: Dear Denise, - Average Joe 00:13
JOE: Dear Denise,
Average Joe DENISE: Please don'’t worry about me. - Average Joe 00:12
DENISE: Please don'’t worry about me.
Average Joe ["Survival" by Sanctus Real playing] - Average Joe 00:56
["Survival" by Sanctus Real playing]
Average Joe ♪ Yeah ♪ - Average Joe 00:14
♪ Yeah ♪
Average Joe JOE: You'’re the only thing keeping me grounded. - Average Joe 00:11
JOE: You'’re the only thing keeping me grounded.
Average Joe [imitates firework explosions] - Average Joe 00:29
[imitates firework explosions]
Average Joe JOE: I felt completely lost. - Average Joe 00:06
JOE: I felt completely lost.
Average Joe JOE: I was losing the woman I love - Average Joe 00:14
JOE: I was losing the woman I love
Average Joe JOE: Said he was the athletic director - Average Joe 00:05
JOE: Said he was the athletic director
Average Joe JOE: We were teaching these guys a lot more than just football. - Average Joe 00:06
JOE: We were teaching these guys a lot more than just footba...
Average Joe ♪ But you'’re carryin'’ a heavy load ♪ - Average Joe 00:58
♪ But you'’re carryin'’ a heavy load ♪
Average Joe JOE: Meanwhile, I learned that going to court - Average Joe 00:07
JOE: Meanwhile, I learned that going to court
Average Joe JOE: No, I think we'’re good. Thanks, Abby. - Average Joe 00:05
JOE: No, I think we'’re good. Thanks, Abby.
Average Joe JOE: I thought I had lost her. - Average Joe 00:07
JOE: I thought I had lost her.
Average Joe JOE: The district court and the Ninth Circuit - Average Joe 00:10
JOE: The district court and the Ninth Circuit
Average Joe ♪ Now I see why I'’ve always been hiding behind my heart ♪ - Average Joe 00:22
♪ Now I see why I'’ve always been hiding behind my hear...
Average Joe JOE: I bet you were hoping to see - Average Joe 00:14
JOE: I bet you were hoping to see