Clips with Ewen Bremner

Naked Are you from Scotland Uh - Naked 00:22
Are you from Scotland Uh
Naked Why are you here in London old Bodhi Dharma - Naked 00:35
Why are you here in London old Bodhi Dharma
Naked Have I - Naked 00:13
Have I
Judge Dredd Let me kill him Pa I want his ears I want his teeth - Judge Dredd 00:04
Let me kill him Pa I want his ears I want his teeth
Trainspotting No I went to Craigie Craig NewtonI just put down Royal Edinburgh College to help get the jobThere's too much discrimination They're both schools rightWe're all in this togetherand I wanted to put across the idea rather than the detailsPeople get all hung - Trainspotting 01:31
No I went to Craigie Craig NewtonI just put down Royal...
Trainspotting Mr Murphy what exactly attracts you to the leisure industryIn a word pleasureMy pleasure in other people's leisure - Trainspotting 00:13
Mr Murphy what exactly attracts you to the leisure...
Trainspotting Yeah and that's what's illegal - Trainspotting 00:12
Yeah and that's what's illegal
Trainspotting She's gone and fucking dumped me - Trainspotting 00:21
She's gone and fucking dumped me
Trainspotting You going to eat that - Trainspotting 00:34
You going to eat that
Julien Donkey-Boy You killed the Jews you killed the hippies - Julien Donkey-Boy 00:07
You killed the Jews you killed the hippies
Julien Donkey-Boy Who puts an obstacle in the path of a blind man - Julien Donkey-Boy 00:07
Who puts an obstacle in the path of a blind man
Julien Donkey-Boy I got a I got a - Julien Donkey-Boy 02:44
I got a I got a
Snatch All right Mullet - Snatch 00:20
All right Mullet
Snatch I want to know who blagged Brick Top's bookies - Snatch 00:28
I want to know who blagged Brick Top's bookies
Pearl Harbor Come on Gooz we're the tip of the sword - Pearl Harbor 00:05
Come on Gooz we're the tip of the sword
Black Hawk Down How come I got to stay back hereBecause you're dependableAll rightlet's goI hate being dependable man - Black Hawk Down 00:18
How come I got to stay back hereBecause you're...
The Rundown Against the dying of the light - The Rundown 00:36
Against the dying of the light
The Rundown He relieved her of her artifact - The Rundown 00:36
He relieved her of her artifact
The Rundown Will you look at that - The Rundown 00:29
Will you look at that
The Rundown Who heard the sound of thy holy trumpet - The Rundown 00:50
Who heard the sound of thy holy trumpet
Alien vs Predator Just passed the psr Oh damn I wish I'd got a pictureOf what The psrI wish he'd called it out before we passed itThe psr is the point of safe returnIt means we've used up half our fuel so we can't turn backRight but if something went wrong we could land - Alien vs Predator 00:33
Just passed the psr Oh damn I wish I'd got a pictureOf...
Alien vs Predator Everybody listen up - Alien vs Predator 00:56
Everybody listen up
Alien vs Predator The heat bloom your satellite detected makes more sense nowWhat do you meanA building this sophisticated requires an energy sourceI think that's what your satellite detected A power plant for this pyramid firing upPreparing Preparing For what - Alien vs Predator 00:19
The heat bloom your satellite detected makes more sense...
Match Point Not that your dream isn't of primary interest to a jury - Match Point 00:04
Not that your dream isn't of primary interest to a jury
Match Point Come on I'll buy you breakfastYou can traumatize me with the rest of your dreams - Match Point 00:06
Come on I'll buy you breakfastYou can traumatize me...
Match Point You can traumatize me with the rest of your dreamsNo waitWhat if Wilton did it threw the jewels away this guy finds themI don't know See what tonight's dream tells youI'm sure a jury will be interested - Match Point 00:17
You can traumatize me with the rest of your dreamsNo...
Wonder Woman CHARLIE: Listen, sweetheart, I'm not going to get myself killed helping a wee lassie out of a ditch. - Wonder Woman 00:06
CHARLIE: Listen, sweetheart, I'm not going to get...
Wonder Woman - Good to see you, pal. - Wonder Woman 00:08
- Good to see you, pal.
Wonder Woman Well may we get what we wantMay we get what we needBut may we never get what we deserve - Wonder Woman 00:09
Well may we get what we wantMay we get what we needBut may...
Wonder Woman CHARLIE: Don't go... Don't go in. - Wonder Woman 00:06
CHARLIE: Don't go... Don't go in.
Wonder Woman (YELLING) - Wonder Woman 00:09
(YELLING)
Wonder Woman Maybe you're better off without me yeahNo CharlieWho will sing for us - Wonder Woman 00:10
Maybe you're better off without me yeahNo CharlieWho...
Wonder Woman Green grow the rashes, O Green grow the rashes, O The sweetest hours I e'er did spend CHARLIE: You must think I was born yesterday. - Wonder Woman 00:16
Green grow the rashes, O Green grow the rashes, O The...
Wonder Woman You must think I was born yesterdayI know it sounds crazy but it's trueEvery wordWait wait waitThere is a whole island of women like herAnd not a single man among themHow do we get thereAnd she thinksthat Ludendorff is Ares the God of WarAnd only by - Wonder Woman 00:41
You must think I was born yesterdayI know it sounds crazy...
Wonder Woman Hey! Hey! - Wonder Woman 00:22
Hey! Hey!
Wonder Woman CHARLIE: Looks like a bunch of gas bombs but I can't see where they're taking them. - Wonder Woman 00:06
CHARLIE: Looks like a bunch of gas bombs but I can't...
Wonder Woman It is futile to imagine you can win. - Wonder Woman 00:18
It is futile to imagine you can win.
Fool's Gold I'm sorry but she's gotta learn - Fool's Gold 00:09
I'm sorry but she's gotta learn
Fool's Gold Well well well If it isn't the Ukrainian sidekick - Fool's Gold 00:14
Well well well If it isn't the Ukrainian sidekick
Fool's Gold It's difficult to maintain enthusiasm for your leadership - Fool's Gold 00:09
It's difficult to maintain enthusiasm for your...
Death at a Funeral You look nice I'm dressed for a funeral - Death at a Funeral 00:05
You look nice I'm dressed for a funeral
Death at a Funeral I know you feel the same way You can't fight what we had together - Death at a Funeral 00:09
I know you feel the same way You can't fight what we...
Jack the Giant Slayer Where's my cart? - Jack the Giant Slayer 00:27
Where's my cart?
Jack the Giant Slayer WICKE: Roderick......why do you think them monks shave their heads......like that? - Jack the Giant Slayer 00:15
WICKE: Roderick......why do you think them monks shave their...
Jack the Giant Slayer WICKE: Stop that......monk! - Jack the Giant Slayer 00:18
WICKE: Stop that......monk!
Jack the Giant Slayer SOLDIER 3: Grab him! - Jack the Giant Slayer 00:22
SOLDIER 3: Grab him!
Jack the Giant Slayer Elmont......assemble a team. - Jack the Giant Slayer 00:52
Elmont......assemble a team.
Jack the Giant Slayer JACK: Ah. - Jack the Giant Slayer 00:26
JACK: Ah.
Jack the Giant Slayer Why is it right people always scream before they dieDo they think it's gonna help or some Aah - Jack the Giant Slayer 00:08
Why is it right people always scream before they dieDo they...
Perfect Sense Well shall we call it a night - Perfect Sense 00:06
Well shall we call it a night
Page Eight The purpose of intelligence is to find the truth not to confirm what we believe - Page Eight 00:10
The purpose of intelligence is to find the truth not to...
T2 Trainspotting Spud: "Gail. - T2 Trainspotting 01:00
Spud: "Gail.
T2 Trainspotting You you bastard WhatWhat the fuck are you doing to meI was just fucking saving your lifeSave my lifeYou ruined my fucking life Mark You ruined itNow you're ruining my fucking death tooThanks a lot amigo - T2 Trainspotting 00:22
You you bastard WhatWhat the fuck are you doing to meI was...
T2 Trainspotting I gave you 4 000What did you think I was gonna do with 4 000 MarkI was a fucking junkieAye suppose you wereI still am - T2 Trainspotting 00:20
I gave you 4 000What did you think I was gonna do with 4 000...
T2 Trainspotting Last from the convoy playing with the old toys instant tomorrows, handcrafted sorrows All-star bra very imaginary jargon... - T2 Trainspotting 00:59
Last from the convoy playing with the old toys instant...
T2 Trainspotting I like your stories I think you should write them downYou thinkYeah Just write them the way you say themThey're funny I would like to read them - T2 Trainspotting 00:15
I like your stories I think you should write them downYou...
T2 Trainspotting Spud: First, there's an opportunity. - T2 Trainspotting 00:35
Spud: First, there's an opportunity.
T2 Trainspotting Spud: "Strolling through the meadows. - T2 Trainspotting 00:14
Spud: "Strolling through the meadows.
T2 Trainspotting Spud: Where are you going? - T2 Trainspotting 00:10
Spud: Where are you going?
T2 Trainspotting Spud We went for a piss in the old Leith central stationMe renton and begbiePlace was empty soon to be demolishedRenton Some size 0' station this wasUsed to be steam engines to all over from hereBegbie Choo fucking chooSpud An old drunkard whom begbie had - T2 Trainspotting 00:55
Spud We went for a piss in the old Leith central stationMe...
T2 Trainspotting What're you up to, lads, eh? - T2 Trainspotting 00:27
What're you up to, lads, eh?
T2 Trainspotting Spud: "So she puts it to spud..." Veronika: It will be safe if you leave with me. - T2 Trainspotting 00:41
Spud: "So she puts it to spud..." Veronika: It...
T2 Trainspotting "He takes the pen. - T2 Trainspotting 00:59
"He takes the pen.