Clips with Gérard Depardieu

The Man in the Iron Mask L'm sorry my dears You would have enjoyed it tooHe's hung like a donkey So are youReally Yeahlt has been asleep so long l've forgotten about it - The Man in the Iron Mask 00:14
L'm sorry my dears You would have enjoyed it...
The Man in the Iron Mask Sometimes there are more important things to life than a good pair of titsReallyHey Aramisif you can name me one thing one single thingthat is more sublime than the feelof a plump pink nipple between my lipsl'll build you a new - The Man in the Iron Mask 00:41
Sometimes there are more important things to life than a...
The Man in the Iron Mask Don't you understand l'm trying to prayYou're always praying - The Man in the Iron Mask 00:09
Don't you understand l'm trying to prayYou're...
The Man in the Iron Mask We were all Musketeers once eh - The Man in the Iron Mask 00:05
We were all Musketeers once eh
The Man in the Iron Mask So Louis has ordered meto discover the true identity of the general of the Jesuit orderand to kill himYou should let the secret general worry about thatProblem is thatl am hel am the general of the Order of Jesuits - The Man in the Iron Mask 00:30
So Louis has ordered meto discover the true identity of the...
The Man in the Iron Mask And why are you so gluml expected action There was no killing no fightingl was uselessl grow tired of this attitudeYou're surrounded by beautyby intrigue by dangerWhat more could a man wantLook around youThe robins are singing The pigeons are cooingCan't - The Man in the Iron Mask 00:36
And why are you so gluml expected action There was no...
The Man in the Iron Mask L have no appetite for foodl'm wasting awayEven women don't interest me anymoreNo say good bye to Porthos for he is gone - The Man in the Iron Mask 00:14
L have no appetite for foodl'm wasting awayEven women...
The Man in the Iron Mask No it's no useMy sword is bent lt'll be all rightYou're just taking a while to get startedl can make your sword straight No it's deadl'm useless - The Man in the Iron Mask 00:20
No it's no useMy sword is bent lt'll be all...
The Man in the Iron Mask Good bye cruel worldFarewell to useless PorthosWhat was that lt's all right l sawed the beaml'm a genius not an engineer - The Man in the Iron Mask 00:26
Good bye cruel worldFarewell to useless PorthosWhat was that...
The Man in the Iron Mask Aramis you did thisYou knew l would try hanging myself and you sawed the beam Admit itOf course l knew You've been moping around for monthsNow that you've tried to kill yourselfyou can stop boring everybody and be useful for a changeWellAnd put some - The Man in the Iron Mask 00:23
Aramis you did thisYou knew l would try hanging myself and...
The Man in the Iron Mask We all fail at faith you knowThat's why we must eat drink and make love to life - The Man in the Iron Mask 00:08
We all fail at faith you knowThat's why we must eat...
The Man in the Iron Mask L love Paris l love lifeAnd l love you ladies - The Man in the Iron Mask 00:08
L love Paris l love lifeAnd l love you ladies
The Man in the Iron Mask Make love as if you don't care And fart whenever you wish - The Man in the Iron Mask 00:06
Make love as if you don't care And fart whenever you...
The Man in the Iron Mask L'd rather die covered in bloodthan an old man lying in my own piss - The Man in the Iron Mask 00:07
L'd rather die covered in bloodthan an old man lying in...
The Man in the Iron Mask Perhaps you should take his offerWe're dead anywayHe's rightWaitBargain me to Louis for all your livesYou've done your bestPlease let me gol cannot do itEven if l could give up my kingl could never give upmy sonYour sonl loved your motherl love her - The Man in the Iron Mask 01:27
Perhaps you should take his offerWe're dead...
Life of Pi She asked if you have something vegetarian - Life of Pi 00:14
She asked if you have something vegetarian