Clips with George Burns

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A Damsel in Distress Look it's got a coat of arms - A Damsel in Distress 00:11
Look it's got a coat of arms
A Damsel in Distress Oh George you'll have to do something - A Damsel in Distress 00:14
Oh George you'll have to do something
A Damsel in Distress In England there are several titles for the nobility - A Damsel in Distress 00:13
In England there are several titles for the nobility
A Damsel in Distress You can tell if you look at that newspaper on your desk - A Damsel in Distress 00:14
You can tell if you look at that newspaper on your desk
A Damsel in Distress I am happy to relate that his Lordship is the owner of no fewer than 15 hundred cows - A Damsel in Distress 00:15
I am happy to relate that his Lordship is the owner of no...
A Damsel in Distress Did you type that letter I dictated last night - A Damsel in Distress 00:15
Did you type that letter I dictated last night
A Damsel in Distress It's a Hawaiian - A Damsel in Distress 00:10
It's a Hawaiian
A Damsel in Distress Look he's going to take her to a fair this afternoon - A Damsel in Distress 00:09
Look he's going to take her to a fair this afternoon
A Damsel in Distress You're still alive - A Damsel in Distress 00:21
You're still alive
A Damsel in Distress I don't like those things - A Damsel in Distress 00:12
I don't like those things
A Damsel in Distress Another stenographer - A Damsel in Distress 00:10
Another stenographer
A Damsel in Distress If it weren't for your father you wouldn't be working for me for two weeks - A Damsel in Distress 00:19
If it weren't for your father you wouldn't be...
A Damsel in Distress Let's go outside - A Damsel in Distress 00:13
Let's go outside
A Damsel in Distress That's all right - A Damsel in Distress 00:05
That's all right
A Damsel in Distress Is he coming here tonight - A Damsel in Distress 00:34
Is he coming here tonight
A Damsel in Distress If it weren't for two things you'd be a terrific dancer - A Damsel in Distress 00:07
If it weren't for two things you'd be a terrific...
The Sunshine Boys How do you do Mr Lewis I'm Ben Clark Willy's nephew - The Sunshine Boys 00:05
How do you do Mr Lewis I'm Ben Clark Willy's...
The Sunshine Boys So Mr Lewis you must be very excited I know I am - The Sunshine Boys 00:15
So Mr Lewis you must be very excited I know I am
The Sunshine Boys A brown suit - The Sunshine Boys 00:31
A brown suit
The Sunshine Boys I heard different I heard your blood didn't circulate - The Sunshine Boys 00:11
I heard different I heard your blood didn't circulate
The Sunshine Boys You know what you are Willy You're a 73 year old putz - The Sunshine Boys 00:11
You know what you are Willy You're a 73 year old putz
The Sunshine Boys We're not going to stop for every little thing are we - The Sunshine Boys 00:09
We're not going to stop for every little thing are we
The Sunshine Boys What's bad about enter instead of come in - The Sunshine Boys 00:53
What's bad about enter instead of come in
The Sunshine Boys You don't know the first thing that's going on today - The Sunshine Boys 00:22
You don't know the first thing that's going on...
The Sunshine Boys I'm still new fashioned I'm still in demand I'm still hot - The Sunshine Boys 00:11
I'm still new fashioned I'm still in demand...
The Sunshine Boys I got a terrific idea - The Sunshine Boys 00:07
I got a terrific idea
The Sunshine Boys Doris I want you to pick me up now I don't want to discuss it - The Sunshine Boys 00:15
Doris I want you to pick me up now I don't want to...
The Sunshine Boys Don't fool around with my nurse Don't fool around with my nurse - The Sunshine Boys 00:16
Don't fool around with my nurse Don't fool around...
The Sunshine Boys The man yells at me on the stage and gets a million laughs - The Sunshine Boys 00:09
The man yells at me on the stage and gets a million laughs
The Sunshine Boys Funny To me you look tired - The Sunshine Boys 01:04
Funny To me you look tired
The Sunshine Boys Then why did you send me the candy and flowers - The Sunshine Boys 00:33
Then why did you send me the candy and flowers
The Sunshine Boys You're a funny man Al a pain in the ass but a funny man - The Sunshine Boys 00:23
You're a funny man Al a pain in the ass but a funny man
Oh, God! Tobacco was one of my big mistakes - Oh, God! 00:16
Tobacco was one of my big mistakes
Oh, God! I don't belong to any church Neither do I - Oh, God! 00:07
I don't belong to any church Neither do I
Oh, God! I'm tired of all the talk that I may be dead or that I never was at all - Oh, God! 00:17
I'm tired of all the talk that I may be dead or that I...
Oh, God! Do you actually expect people to believe That's your job - Oh, God! 00:18
Do you actually expect people to believe That's your...
Oh, God! You know what darling What - Oh, God! 00:24
You know what darling What
Oh, God! You're here - Oh, God! 00:19
You're here
Oh, God! That was another little goof of mine Shame - Oh, God! 00:13
That was another little goof of mine Shame
Oh, God! Not what you expected - Oh, God! 00:20
Not what you expected
Oh, God! Shaving Sometimes when you don't feel normal - Oh, God! 00:08
Shaving Sometimes when you don't feel normal
Oh, God! Why me Why not you - Oh, God! 00:28
Why me Why not you
Oh, God! People are always praying to you Do you listen - Oh, God! 00:29
People are always praying to you Do you listen
Oh, God! You mean there's no plan - Oh, God! 00:13
You mean there's no plan
Oh, God! You don't control our lives I gave you a world and everything in it - Oh, God! 00:14
You don't control our lives I gave you a world and...
Oh, God! But we need help That's why I gave you each other Here - Oh, God! 00:07
But we need help That's why I gave you each other Here
Oh, God! The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets - Oh, God! 00:10
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets
Oh, God! How can you permit all the suffering that goes on in the world - Oh, God! 01:00
How can you permit all the suffering that goes on in the...
Oh, God! You don't care I do care - Oh, God! 00:10
You don't care I do care
Oh, God! One small shower You got it - Oh, God! 00:50
One small shower You got it
Oh, God! Is it going to get any worse How should I know - Oh, God! 00:19
Is it going to get any worse How should I know
Oh, God! When you said everything would work out - Oh, God! 00:36
When you said everything would work out
Oh, God! Jerry Yes God - Oh, God! 00:13
Jerry Yes God
Oh, God! 11 for a steak Who would have thought - Oh, God! 00:14
11 for a steak Who would have thought
Oh, God! Pretty cute - Oh, God! 00:18
Pretty cute
Oh, God! They've figured out so many ways to talk to each other they're finding nobody can - Oh, God! 00:08
They've figured out so many ways to talk to each other...
Oh, God! Eat the steak and then get a pen - Oh, God! 00:22
Eat the steak and then get a pen
Oh, God! Did man fall from grace in the Garden of Eden - Oh, God! 00:29
Did man fall from grace in the Garden of Eden
Oh, God! Which of the world's religions is the closest to the divine truth - Oh, God! 00:18
Which of the world's religions is the closest to the...
Oh, God! Is Jesus Christ the son of God - Oh, God! 00:27
Is Jesus Christ the son of God
Oh, God! What was that last question - Oh, God! 00:28
What was that last question
Oh, God! No I better not go for laughs Voltaire may have had me pegged right - Oh, God! 00:16
No I better not go for laughs Voltaire may have had me...
Oh, God! Last question Thank God - Oh, God! 00:09
Last question Thank God
Oh, God! I want to say to everyone that everything around them that they see and smell - Oh, God! 00:17
I want to say to everyone that everything around them that...
Oh, God! The reason I put everybody here naked - Oh, God! 00:15
The reason I put everybody here naked
Oh, God! You take these and give them to Rev Bigmouth - Oh, God! 00:15
You take these and give them to Rev Bigmouth
Oh, God! Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth - Oh, God! 00:20
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing...
Oh, God! Why is it so hard for you to believe - Oh, God! 01:39
Why is it so hard for you to believe
Oh, God! I know how hard it is in these times to have faith - Oh, God! 00:47
I know how hard it is in these times to have faith
Oh, God! Everybody thinks I'm a nut - Oh, God! 00:14
Everybody thinks I'm a nut