Clips with George Carlin

Car Wash You probably noticed I ain't got nothin' - Car Wash 00:32
You probably noticed I ain't got nothin'
Car Wash But uh did you happen to see a big tall black blonde chick - Car Wash 00:05
But uh did you happen to see a big tall black blonde chick
Outrageous Fortune Frank we're not just jerking you around - Outrageous Fortune 00:25
Frank we're not just jerking you around
Outrageous Fortune You go I'm busy bleeding - Outrageous Fortune 00:03
You go I'm busy bleeding
Bill & Ted's... Welcome to the future - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 01:52
Welcome to the future
Bill & Ted's... My excellent friends - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:13
My excellent friends
Bill & Ted's... Gentlemen - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:06
Gentlemen
Bill & Ted's... They do get better - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 00:06
They do get better
Bill & Ted's... It will align the planets and bring them into universal harmony - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 01:04
It will align the planets and bring them into universal...
The Prince of Tides How's Savannah When can l see her - The Prince of Tides 00:18
How's Savannah When can l see her
Dogma Let me get this straight - Dogma 00:35
Let me get this straight
Dogma Fill them pews people - Dogma 00:13
Fill them pews people
Dogma We were sent by him who is called I Am - Dogma 00:13
We were sent by him who is called I Am
Dogma I'm telling you man this ceremony's a big mistake - Dogma 00:16
I'm telling you man this ceremony's a big mistake
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Why don't you executive produce me a latte de crackernated - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 00:19
Why don't you executive produce me a latte de...
Scary Movie 3 The answer is simpleYou are the eventuality of an anomalyYou are inexorably seeking a sedulant probabilitySedulantGrotesquerie NoWhat about contingent affirmationThat's got to mean something Hey - Scary Movie 3 00:15
The answer is simpleYou are the eventuality of an anomalyYou...
Scary Movie 3 I can't help it It's very lonely in hereErgo I haven't been with anyone in a very long timenot counting myselfOr this chairI call herLinda - Scary Movie 3 00:16
I can't help it It's very lonely in hereErgo I...
Scary Movie 3 My wife and I wanted a child but she couldn't get pregnantNeither could I - Scary Movie 3 00:07
My wife and I wanted a child but she couldn't get...
Scary Movie 3 We loved our daughter but she was evilMade the horses crazy killed our puppieshid the remoteReally sick shitMy wife took her to the old family farmand drowned her in the wellI felt a simple time out would have been sufficient - Scary Movie 3 00:17
We loved our daughter but she was evilMade the horses crazy...
Scary Movie 3 It's been circulating and killing ever sinceJust like Pootie Tang - Scary Movie 3 00:07
It's been circulating and killing ever sinceJust like...
Scary Movie 3 It's already begun You're too lateOh my GodBut not too late to make an old man happy - Scary Movie 3 00:10
It's already begun You're too lateOh my GodBut not...
Scary Movie 3 This is it. - Scary Movie 3 00:09
This is it.
Happily N'Ever After Munk Mambo it's time for my vacation - Happily N'Ever After 00:08
Munk Mambo it's time for my vacation
Cars I'm telling you man every third blink is slowerThe sixties weren't good to you were they - Cars 00:14
I'm telling you man every third blink is slowerThe...
Cars No thank you How 'bout some organic fuelThat freak juice Pass - Cars 00:07
No thank you How 'bout some organic fuelThat freak...
Cars Here she comes Places everybody HurryAct naturalHi Sally Buon giornoAll right what's goin' on - Cars 00:10
Here she comes Places everybody HurryAct naturalHi Sally...
Cars There's a lotta love out there you know manDon't embarrass me Fillmore That's my hot rod - Cars 00:09
There's a lotta love out there you know manDon't...
Tarzan 2: The Legend Begins Boo hoo for you - Tarzan 2: The Legend Begins 00:07
Boo hoo for you
Tarzan 2: The Legend Begins Zugor Rule Number One - Tarzan 2: The Legend Begins 00:06
Zugor Rule Number One
Tarzan 2: The Legend Begins Teach Me Nah - Tarzan 2: The Legend Begins 00:10
Teach Me Nah
Tarzan 2: The Legend Begins I finally figured out what you are - Tarzan 2: The Legend Begins 00:05
I finally figured out what you are