Clips with Gerald Emerick

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Sgt Bilko My that's a lovely dress - Sgt Bilko 00:11
My that's a lovely dress
Sgt Bilko Give me the ring You were the best man last time - Sgt Bilko 00:13
Give me the ring You were the best man last time
Sgt Bilko Well theoretically and I wouldn't bet the farm - Sgt Bilko 00:41
Well theoretically and I wouldn't bet the farm
Sgt Bilko Paparelli How's tickets goin' for the Meet Stormin' Norman barbecue - Sgt Bilko 00:13
Paparelli How's tickets goin' for the Meet...
Sgt Bilko I like a sporting event in which I know the outcome beforehand It's more organised - Sgt Bilko 00:08
I like a sporting event in which I know the outcome...
Sgt Bilko Hey Sarge Get up What's the matter - Sgt Bilko 00:13
Hey Sarge Get up What's the matter
Sgt Bilko Let's go campers It's 10am Time to start the day - Sgt Bilko 00:07
Let's go campers It's 10am Time to start the day
Sgt Bilko Yeah that's Doberman's X Can I please have another roommate - Sgt Bilko 00:13
Yeah that's Doberman's X Can I please have another...
Sgt Bilko Sarge they let you do this I never asked They'd say no - Sgt Bilko 00:07
Sarge they let you do this I never asked They'd say no
Sgt Bilko 20 says I can hit the parking lot I don't gamble - Sgt Bilko 00:18
20 says I can hit the parking lot I don't gamble
Sgt Bilko Who's this? - Sgt Bilko 00:20
Who's this?
Sgt Bilko Are these yours - Sgt Bilko 00:17
Are these yours
Sgt Bilko Nothing You found nothing - Sgt Bilko 00:23
Nothing You found nothing
Sgt Bilko Ernie will you dance with me tonight - Sgt Bilko 00:08
Ernie will you dance with me tonight
Sgt Bilko All right you've seen real soldiers before Just do what they do - Sgt Bilko 00:08
All right you've seen real soldiers before Just do what...
Sgt Bilko I can barely move my legs - Sgt Bilko 00:23
I can barely move my legs
Sgt Bilko I'm paralysed I have no feeling from the hair down - Sgt Bilko 00:09
I'm paralysed I have no feeling from the hair down
Sgt Bilko If any of this is frightening just hold onto me - Sgt Bilko 00:14
If any of this is frightening just hold onto me
Sgt Bilko Sarge you're crying - Sgt Bilko 00:08
Sarge you're crying
Sgt Bilko That's quite a run Is there anything we can do for you - Sgt Bilko 00:10
That's quite a run Is there anything we can do for you
Sgt Bilko I just need to find out how much he really loves me - Sgt Bilko 00:11
I just need to find out how much he really loves me
Sgt Bilko Rita you're there This guy has terrible qualities - Sgt Bilko 00:11
Rita you're there This guy has terrible qualities
Sgt Bilko Rita you can't marry Thorn You don't love him - Sgt Bilko 00:08
Rita you can't marry Thorn You don't love him
Sgt Bilko You told Sowicki to call me You manipulated me How could you - Sgt Bilko 00:11
You told Sowicki to call me You manipulated me How could you
Sgt Bilko Remember when I got the letter from my wife sayin' she wanted to break up - Sgt Bilko 00:11
Remember when I got the letter from my wife sayin' she...
Sgt Bilko Ah Doberman The son I never wanted - Sgt Bilko 00:06
Ah Doberman The son I never wanted
Sgt Bilko If they come deny everything Just act dumb - Sgt Bilko 00:09
If they come deny everything Just act dumb
Sgt Bilko Sir all I ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work - Sgt Bilko 00:06
Sir all I ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an...
Being John Malkovich Excuse me sir Exactly what uh type of service does this company provideYou get to be John Malkovich for 15 minutesTwo hundred clams - Being John Malkovich 00:13
Excuse me sir Exactly what uh type of service does this...
Pleasantville And not a cloud in the sky - Pleasantville 00:07
And not a cloud in the sky