Clips with Gerard Butler

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How to Train Your Dragon You got it budHiccupI'm sorry for everythingYeah Me tooYou don't have to go up thereWe're Vikings It's an occupational hazardI'm proud to call you my sonThanks Dad - How to Train Your Dragon 00:27
You got it budHiccupI'm sorry for everythingYeah Me...
How to Train Your Dragon Oh sonI did thisOh son I'm so sorryHiccupHe's alive You brought him back alive - How to Train Your Dragon 00:57
Oh sonI did thisOh son I'm so sorryHiccupHe's...
How to Train Your Dragon Turns out all we needed was a little more of thisYou just gestured to all of me - How to Train Your Dragon 00:08
Turns out all we needed was a little more of thisYou just...
RocknRolla Oh isn't that an unpleasant surpriseBecause they don't wanna owe LennyHe can't get the planningThat's right sweetheartCan't get the planningYou've been fucked - RocknRolla 00:13
Oh isn't that an unpleasant surpriseBecause they...
RocknRolla Okay gentlemen let's goFirst my colleague Paul will be modeling the gray wolfI must apologize for my assistant's handicapsHe has unusually long arms and an alarmingly small neckI agree it doesn't seem the right time of yearto be acquiring a coat with such - RocknRolla 00:28
Okay gentlemen let's goFirst my colleague Paul will be...
RocknRolla Come on Bobby boy cheer up What have I got to cheer up aboutI'll be locked up in an 8 by 10 tomorrow nightBob that's tomorrow night okay So tonight is takeoff timeAnd we have got a party planned for you my manWe got a couple of grams of hurry up and four - RocknRolla 01:30
Come on Bobby boy cheer up What have I got to cheer up...
RocknRolla Bob I know all your girlfriends all of themI told you you wouldn't understandWhat I wouldn't understand that you're a fucking homoYou're Handsome BobYou're Handsome Bob the fucking lady killer that's who you areDo you hear me BobI mean I've had showers - RocknRolla 00:21
Bob I know all your girlfriends all of themI told you you...
RocknRolla Five years you knowI don't know if I can handle itI don't know what I was thinking BobI mean there's nothing wrong with being a poof or being a gayor whatever it is you call it I don't knowI mean there's gonna be plenty of your lot in thereYou'll probably - RocknRolla 00:50
Five years you knowI don't know if I can handle itI...
RocknRolla DrinkDance You're a dancerAm I a dancerShall we set the record straightSee my dad was a dancer and his dad before himSo finally it percolated through the old DNAYou're not joining meSureI like to dance - RocknRolla 00:29
DrinkDance You're a dancerAm I a dancerShall we set the...
RocknRolla Did he make a pass at you Yes he fucking didSo what's the problemIt was supposed to be his last night You took care of himThat's what friends do for one another Well doneAnd I won't tell the chaps - RocknRolla 00:15
Did he make a pass at you Yes he fucking didSo what's...
RocknRolla Not me you idiot WhatI can't move my WhatThis way this way this wayShouldn't you have taken precautionsPrecautionsDid you see that What happenedGodWell it's your job isn't itWhat are these guys made ofI didn't realizeRealizeYou didn't realize that they - RocknRolla 02:03
Not me you idiot WhatI can't move my WhatThis way this...
RocknRolla Abandon ship - RocknRolla 00:03
Abandon ship
RocknRolla All right let's go pick up the paperwork from your boyfriendAnd drop me off on the way huhI'm going back to bedCan I come - RocknRolla 00:13
All right let's go pick up the paperwork from your...
RocknRolla Who the fuck is Sidney ShawNo Sidney Shaw is a pseudonym you idiotThey never use their real nameLook get around here and let me have a look okayAll rightWhere did he learn a word like pseudonym - RocknRolla 00:21
Who the fuck is Sidney ShawNo Sidney Shaw is a pseudonym you...
Gamer Turn me around - Gamer 00:08
Turn me around
Gamer Who wimps The player or the slayer - Gamer 01:01
Who wimps The player or the slayer
Gamer You know your head ain't on straight - Gamer 00:07
You know your head ain't on straight
Gamer What are you 12 - Gamer 00:21
What are you 12
Gamer Like giblets Kibbles and Bits Chunks Pieces everywhere - Gamer 00:47
Like giblets Kibbles and Bits Chunks Pieces everywhere
Gamer This kid's going to get me killed - Gamer 00:27
This kid's going to get me killed
Gamer I need you to get me something - Gamer 00:09
I need you to get me something
Gamer Not bad for a video huh What - Gamer 00:10
Not bad for a video huh What
Gamer I replaced 98 of my own noodle with nano tissue years ago - Gamer 01:03
I replaced 98 of my own noodle with nano tissue years ago
Gamer You should have let him fight for himself - Gamer 00:25
You should have let him fight for himself
Gamer I think it - Gamer 00:27
I think it
Gamer Shut it off Pardon - Gamer 00:20
Shut it off Pardon
The Bounty Hunter All I know is is that l'm out 50 000if she's not in that courtroom MondayYou're teIling me that I'll get 5 grandto go pick up my ex wife and bring her to jailYou're a good listener - The Bounty Hunter 00:15
All I know is is that l'm out 50 000if she's not...
The Bounty Hunter Like l said I've been working And what l do is I hunt down criminalsIdiots who jump bail specificaIlyYou are a bounty hunter YepAnd much as it pains me to say this and it really doesl gotta take you to jail - The Bounty Hunter 00:19
Like l said I've been working And what l do is I hunt...
The Bounty Hunter Oh what you're gonna shoot me NopeI'm gonna shoot a cab driver No he's kidd He doesn't mean it - The Bounty Hunter 00:11
Oh what you're gonna shoot me NopeI'm gonna shoot...
The Bounty Hunter All right Can we just talk about thisFineWhat do you wanna sayI'm not letting you take me to jailDuIy noted And I'm - The Bounty Hunter 00:20
All right Can we just talk about thisFineWhat do you wanna...
The Bounty Hunter You cannot be putting me in a trunk You cannot be seriI'm dead seri - The Bounty Hunter 00:09
You cannot be putting me in a trunk You cannot be...
The Bounty Hunter Listen Okay Milo please PleaseI shouldn't have run That wasLook you caught me off guardTo tell you the truth I think l realIy need your advice about somethingThat's a real shamebecause I wouldn't help you if you were the last baby sea turtIedragging your - The Bounty Hunter 00:33
Listen Okay Milo please PleaseI shouldn't have run That...
The Bounty Hunter NicNicoleWhatHey remember how we used to be in loveYeahWell that means I know when you're crying for realand when you're faking it Bye byeWhatGod MiloDo you hear the tone of my voice Oh God So good - The Bounty Hunter 00:29
NicNicoleWhatHey remember how we used to be in loveYeahWell...
The Bounty Hunter You know this isn't about the money - The Bounty Hunter 00:23
You know this isn't about the money
The Bounty Hunter Are you trying to seduce me - The Bounty Hunter 00:22
Are you trying to seduce me
The Bounty Hunter Life is about making mistakesRightAnd death is about wishing you made a whole lot more - The Bounty Hunter 00:11
Life is about making mistakesRightAnd death is about wishing...
The Bounty Hunter Using your one caIl to phone in a story That is so youWhat are you doing hereIt's a special night rememberNo way we're not spending it togetherHey can we go in the same ceIl togetherGet in the cell dickheadLet's go I'm going - The Bounty Hunter 00:18
Using your one caIl to phone in a story That is so youWhat...
The Ugly Truth I want to thank you for getting me this gigI would never have gotten it without youYou and I we make good TVYou make imbecilic trashwatched by housebound inbreds who are so busywith their hands down their pants they can't change the remoteI hadn't been - The Ugly Truth 00:28
I want to thank you for getting me this gigI would never...
The Ugly Truth I do not watch your programMy cat stepped on the remoteOh you want to thank your pussy for me then - The Ugly Truth 00:10
I do not watch your programMy cat stepped on the remoteOh...
The Ugly Truth For years there have been concerns about lowering television standardsBut many believe that this man and his local public access showhave brought things to a new lowWith that we welcome Mike ChadwayHow you doing guys - The Ugly Truth 00:16
For years there have been concerns about lowering television...
The Ugly Truth How did you leave it He ask for your number - The Ugly Truth 00:11
How did you leave it He ask for your number
The Ugly Truth I'm gonna make this guy your bitch I don't want a bitch - The Ugly Truth 00:05
I'm gonna make this guy your bitch I don't want a...
The Ugly Truth But what about the In five seconds he'll call Come onWhat are you NostradamusAmazing - The Ugly Truth 00:11
But what about the In five seconds he'll call Come...
The Ugly Truth Rule number three men are very visualWe have to change your look What's wrong with my lookAbby you're a very attractive woman but you are completely inaccessibleYou're all about comfort and efficiencyWhat's wrong with comfortWell nothing except no one - The Ugly Truth 00:20
Rule number three men are very visualWe have to change your...
The Ugly Truth Rule number four never talk about your problemsbecause men don't really listen or careSome men care No some men pretend to careWhen we ask you how you're doing it's guy code forLet me stick my dick in your assOh I know you think Colin is above it all but - The Ugly Truth 00:30
Rule number four never talk about your problemsbecause men...
The Ugly Truth You have to be two people the saint and the sinnerThe librarian and the stripper - The Ugly Truth 00:08
You have to be two people the saint and the sinnerThe...
The Ugly Truth Now we have to teach you flirting I know how to flirtYou know how to flirtOh my name's Abby and I love reading TolstoyI also love cats gardening and romantic picnicsI don't think soHey babe you wearing any underwearYou know what I wouldn't say that and I - The Ugly Truth 01:00
Now we have to teach you flirting I know how to flirtYou...
The Ugly Truth I'm used to women I can figure out in five secondsBut I can't do that with youHe's an idiot I figured you out in twoNow tell him good night and stick your tits outWe're gonna give this one last shot Well good night then - The Ugly Truth 00:17
I'm used to women I can figure out in five secondsBut I...
The Ugly Truth He's such a great guy right Yeah he's dreamyYeah And he fits all 10 of the criteria on my checklistThough weren't items one through ninesomething to do with him pretty much being gay - The Ugly Truth 00:13
He's such a great guy right Yeah he's dreamyYeah...
The Ugly Truth So there you have itNever assume a girl is easy or assume she's a prudeThere are many layers in betweenAnd it's your job gentlemen to peel back those layersand figure out exactly what type of woman you're dealing withThat sounded almost enlightenedBecause - The Ugly Truth 00:27
So there you have itNever assume a girl is easy or assume...
The Ugly Truth What do I always do You I don't know youYou entertain people with your moronic ideasand they love you for itThat may be the nicest thing you said to meYou're welcome Next up - The Ugly Truth 00:16
What do I always do You I don't know youYou entertain...
The Ugly Truth Tell me about the doozyYou know the woman who broke your heartYou are just totally trying to kill my buzzNo I'm not I'm just interested in what makes you youWell for your informationit was more than just oneIt was more like a paradeCodependent girls - The Ugly Truth 00:54
Tell me about the doozyYou know the woman who broke your...
The Ugly Truth Oh I know I got a great ideaWhy don't we pass the time with you telling mehow much fun you and Colin had having sex in Los AngelesI broke up with Colin in Los Angeles you jackassOn our left you'll see the High SierrasWhat Oh yeah That's got your - The Ugly Truth 01:43
Oh I know I got a great ideaWhy don't we pass the time...
The Ugly Truth Yeah it is scary It's terrifyingEspecially when I'm in love with a psycho like youI am not a psychoLoveI just told you that I loved you and all you heard was psychoYou're the definition of neurotic No The definition of neuroticis a person who suffers from - The Ugly Truth 00:33
Yeah it is scary It's terrifyingEspecially when...
Law Abiding Citizen Well I didn't hear back from youand made some notes on the caseI had some good ideasYeah let me take a look at itWell they're justI was gonna talk to you about thoseDo you trust meDo you trust me ClydeYeah of courseDarby has agreed to testify against - Law Abiding Citizen 02:33
Well I didn't hear back from youand made some notes on...
Law Abiding Citizen Clarence darby Who's thisThat's strike three for youCoke on the table bitch on the floor life in prisonWho the fuck is thisLook out your window south sideIs this a joke Get upSouth sideMotherfuckerShit Out of the wayStay down You're all crazyHe's heading - Law Abiding Citizen 01:25
Clarence darby Who's thisThat's strike three for...
Law Abiding Citizen This tetrodotoxinShould be nicely into your system by nowIt's isolated from the liver of a Caribbean puffer fishSo it paralyzes youbut leaves all the other neurological functions perfectly intactIn other words you can't moveBut you feel everythingIt does - Law Abiding Citizen 00:41
This tetrodotoxinShould be nicely into your system by...
Law Abiding Citizen These are tourniquetsso you don't bleed out 'cause you may be here a whileSaline solutionThat should keep us goingClampsNice and secureComfortableYou really are shakingSure you're all rightYou'll love thisAdrenalineNow this is so you don't pass outThere - Law Abiding Citizen 02:30
These are tourniquetsso you don't bleed out 'cause...
Law Abiding Citizen Is your name Clyde Alexander SheltonYes sirAnd you've waived your right to counsel correctYes sir You sure you want to do thatYesDid you murder Clarence darbyI wanted him deadHe killed my wife and childRupert ames Did you murder him as wellRupert ames - Law Abiding Citizen 01:51
Is your name Clyde Alexander SheltonYes sirAnd you've...
Law Abiding Citizen You know one of those new Duxiana beds - Law Abiding Citizen 00:23
You know one of those new Duxiana beds
Law Abiding Citizen The only problem with your theoryis that darby's body was found on your propertyOne of my many properties an old abandoned warehouse NickJunkies they trespass there all the timeIsn't darby involved in the drug tradeThat's an unsavory world I bet you a - Law Abiding Citizen 01:18
The only problem with your theoryis that darby's body...
Law Abiding Citizen Well that's what wrenches are for dumb ass - Law Abiding Citizen 00:05
Well that's what wrenches are for dumb ass
Law Abiding Citizen In light of Mr Shelton's economic means and his potential flight riskthe egregious nature of both Mr Ames's and Mr Darby's deathsthe state requests that bail be denied your honorSeeing as how you've waived your right to counsel Mr Sheltondo you have - Law Abiding Citizen 01:34
In light of Mr Shelton's economic means and his...
Law Abiding Citizen Thank youExcuse meNo I don't think I will excuse youYou see this is what I'm talking aboutYou were about to let me go Are you kidding meThis is why we're here in the first placeYou think I don't remember who you are ladyI would tread carefully Mr - Law Abiding Citizen 01:11
Thank youExcuse meNo I don't think I will excuse youYou...
Law Abiding Citizen Nick I told you I would give you a confession And I meant itI saw a movie today You didMy daughter saw the same movieWell you taught your daughter about good versus evilI don't have toWell that's what this movie was about Good conquering evilthe righteous - Law Abiding Citizen 02:25
Nick I told you I would give you a confession And I meant...
Law Abiding Citizen Oh excuse me waiterYou might want to put 30 down for yourself my man - Law Abiding Citizen 00:08
Oh excuse me waiterYou might want to put 30 down for...
Law Abiding Citizen 39 degrees 57 minutesfour seconds north75 degrees ten minutes 22 seconds west - Law Abiding Citizen 00:11
39 degrees 57 minutesfour seconds north75 degrees ten...
Law Abiding Citizen So I suppose if I don't share this with you you're gonnaI'm gonna get the fuck upI'm gonna cock back my right handand I'm gonna split your whole fucking skull in two How about thatWell come on over here Join me There's plenty to go aroundHere enjoy Have - Law Abiding Citizen 01:32
So I suppose if I don't share this with you you're...
Law Abiding Citizen I had to call his wife and tell her that her husband had been buried aliveJustice should be harsh Nickbut especially for those who denied it to others - Law Abiding Citizen 00:11
I had to call his wife and tell her that her husband had...
Law Abiding Citizen And vengeance keeps you warm at nightVengeanceThat's what you think this is about VengeanceWhat else could it beNo Nick I had 10 years for vengeance if that's what I wantedYou don't think that I watch you go to work every morning at 8 00 amOr that I watch - Law Abiding Citizen 01:02
And vengeance keeps you warm at nightVengeanceThat's...