Gilbert Gottfried

Gilbert Gottfried quotes in movies

Iago Aladdin poster Aladdin Iago Aladdin and the King of Thieves poster Aladdin and the King of Thieves Sidney Bernstein Beverly Hills Cop II poster Beverly Hills Cop II Duck Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events poster Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate... Mr. Beetle Thumbelina poster Thumbelina Compulsive Dog Doctor Dolittle poster Doctor Dolittle Abraham Lincoln A Million Ways to Die in the West poster A Million Ways to Die in the West Self Can We Take a Joke? poster Can We Take a Joke? Iago Aladdin 2: The Return of Jafar poster Aladdin 2: The Return of Jafar Man on TV Blankman poster Blankman Mr. Peabody Problem Child poster Problem Child Self The Last Laugh poster The Last Laugh Self - Roaster "Comedy Central Roasts" Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump poster "Comedy Central Roasts" Comedy... Freezing Nuts Penguin Farce of the Penguins poster Farce of the Penguins Dr. Peabody Problem Child 3: Junior in Love poster Problem Child 3: Junior in Love Self Gilbert poster Gilbert Ron Mcdonald Sharknado 5: Global Swarming poster Sharknado 5: Global Swarming Johnny Crunch The Adventures of Ford Fairlane poster The Adventures of Ford Fairlane Rand McDonald The Last Sharknado: It's About Time poster The Last Sharknado: It's About Time Hitler Highway to Hell poster Highway to Hell Ron McDonald Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens poster Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens Mr. Harry Karp Meet Wally Sparks poster Meet Wally Sparks Igor Peabody Problem Child 2 poster Problem Child 2 Self The Aristocrats poster The Aristocrats Luggage Clerk House Party 3 poster House Party 3 Tony the Doorman How to Be a Player poster How to Be a Player Superintendent Director's Cut poster Director's Cut Joey Look Who's Talking Too poster Look Who's Talking Too Gilbert Gottfried The Comedian poster The Comedian George Zucco Crank Yankers poster Crank Yankers Two-Bits Bonkers poster Bonkers Sergeant A Different World poster A Different World Sal SpongeBob SquarePants poster SpongeBob SquarePants Barney Bittman Hannah Montana poster Hannah Montana Clion Hercules poster Hercules Al's Imaginary Friend Gilbert The Weird Al Show poster The Weird Al Show Karate Sensei Bobby's World poster Bobby's World Mr. Mxyzptlk Superman: The Animated Series poster Superman: The Animated Series Gilbert Gottfried Episodes poster Episodes Shecky Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years poster Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years The Coal Miner Teen Titans Go! poster Teen Titans Go! Santa Claus The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy poster The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy Jared Kushner Last Week Tonight with John Oliver poster Last Week Tonight with John Oliver Iago Aladdin poster Aladdin Dudley Anger Management poster Anger Management Gus Baker Beavis and Butt-head poster Beavis and Butt-head Barn Buddy Back at the Barnyard poster Back at the Barnyard Mr. Babcock The Cosby Show poster The Cosby Show Gilbert Gottfried Paradise PD poster Paradise PD Roy Are You Afraid of the Dark? poster Are You Afraid of the Dark? Mario Zucchini Animal Crackers poster Animal Crackers David Doubldy Mortal Kombat Legends: Cage Match poster Mortal Kombat Legends: Cage Match God Smiling Friends poster Smiling Friends Self - Roaster Comedy Central Roast of Roseanne poster Comedy Central Roast of Roseanne Self - Roaster Comedy Central Roast of David Hasselhoff poster Comedy Central Roast of David Hasselhoff The Fixer Royal Crackers poster Royal Crackers

Clips with Gilbert Gottfried

Beverly Hills Cop II Naturally I can see I mean I understand Somebody Wait - Beverly Hills Cop II 00:37
Naturally I can see I mean I understand Somebody Wait
The Adventures of Ford... Suzuki Samurai - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:12
Suzuki Samurai
The Adventures of Ford... Johnny on radio If there's any teenage virgins in the audience - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane 00:11
Johnny on radio If there's any teenage virgins in the...
Problem Child Can you quiet down Can you act like nuns - Problem Child 00:07
Can you quiet down Can you act like nuns
Problem Child All I'm saying is maybe all the child needs is to be loved - Problem Child 00:14
All I'm saying is maybe all the child needs is to be...
Problem Child A priest It's like a nun with a jacket - Problem Child 00:04
A priest It's like a nun with a jacket
Problem Child What's so funny You are you stupid dick - Problem Child 00:05
What's so funny You are you stupid dick
Problem Child Can I call you back He's all yours - Problem Child 00:37
Can I call you back He's all yours
Aladdin What have you done - Aladdin 01:28
What have you done
Aladdin Trust me my pungent friendYou'll get what's coming to you What's coming to you Awk - Aladdin 00:10
Trust me my pungent friendYou'll get what's coming...
Aladdin It's this suitor business Jasmine refuses to choose a husbandI'm at my wit's end Awk Wit's endOhHave a cracker pretty PollyYour Majesty certainly has a way with dumb animals - Aladdin 00:20
It's this suitor business Jasmine refuses to choose a...
Aladdin I can't take it any moreIf I gotta choke down on one more of those mouldy disgusting crackersBam WhackCalm yourself IagoThen I'd grab him around the head WhackSoon I will be sultan not that addlepated twitAnd then I stuff the crackers down his throat Ha - Aladdin 00:26
I can't take it any moreIf I gotta choke down on one...
Aladdin At least some good will come of my being forced to marryWhen I am queen I will have the power to get rid of youThere now That's nice All settled thenNow Jasmine getting back to this suitor business JasmineJasmineIf only I had gotten that lampI will have - Aladdin 01:29
At least some good will come of my being forced to marryWhen...
Aladdin I don't trust him Sire NonsenseOne thing I pride myself on Jafar I'm an excellent judge of characterOh excellent judge Yeah sure Not - Aladdin 00:13
I don't trust him Sire NonsenseOne thing I pride myself...
Aladdin Father I choose Prince Ali Prince Ali leftBetter check your crystal ball again JafarPrince AliHow in the Uh Awk - Aladdin 00:13
Father I choose Prince Ali Prince Ali leftBetter check your...
Aladdin We gotta get outta here I gotta start packing Only essentialsWe gotta travel lightBring the guns the weapons the knives and how about this pictureI think I'm making a weird face in it - Aladdin 00:13
We gotta get outta here I gotta start packing Only...
Aladdin Oh boy He's cracked He's gone nutsJafar Jafar Get a gripGood grip - Aladdin 00:12
Oh boy He's cracked He's gone nutsJafar Jafar Get...
Aladdin You got a problem PinkyJerk - Aladdin 00:07
You got a problem PinkyJerk
Aladdin Boy Jafar's gonna be happy to see youExcellent work IagoAh go onNo really On a scale of one to 10 you are an 11Oh Jafar you're too kindI'm embarrassed I'm blushing - Aladdin 00:16
Boy Jafar's gonna be happy to see youExcellent work...
Aladdin Jafar you vile betrayerThat's Sultan Vile Betrayer to you - Aladdin 00:08
Jafar you vile betrayerThat's Sultan Vile Betrayer to...
Aladdin Read my lips And come to grips with realityYes meet a blast from your pastWhose lies were too good to lastSay hello To your precious Prince AliOr should we say AladdinAliJasmine I tried to tell you I'm justSo Ali turns out to be Merely AladdinJust a con - Aladdin 02:35
Read my lips And come to grips with realityYes meet a blast...
Aladdin Puppet ruler want a crackerHere's your cracker Shove them all the way down your throatHere Have lotsStop it Jafar leave him alone - Aladdin 00:13
Puppet ruler want a crackerHere's your cracker Shove...
Aladdin Oh nice shot Jaf - Aladdin 00:05
Oh nice shot Jaf
Aladdin 2: The Return of Jafar Ohh I got sand in places I didn't even know I had - Aladdin 2: The Return of Jafar 00:12
Ohh I got sand in places I didn't even know I had
Aladdin 2: The Return of Jafar I got sand in places I didn't even know I hadSpare me your prattling lagoAre we out yetAre we out yet Are we out yetYes we're out No thanks to youIf it weren't for meyou'd be stuck down there forever - Aladdin 2: The Return of Jafar 00:18
I got sand in places I didn't even know I hadSpare me...
Aladdin 2: The Return of Jafar You will now release meso that I may have my revengeYeah yeah when I'm good and readyDo as I say you worthless pipsqueakYou know somethingYou're nothing without meWhatWho comes up with all the good ideas MeWho does all the work Me - Aladdin 2: The Return of Jafar 00:26
You will now release meso that I may have my revengeYeah...
Aladdin 2: The Return of Jafar The street rat is living in the palace nowThat does it All reports are inLife is now officially unfair - Aladdin 2: The Return of Jafar 00:11
The street rat is living in the palace nowThat does it All...
Aladdin 2: The Return of Jafar I'll just get Aladdin on my side with a little sympathy actThen I'll be back in the palace againquicker than you can say Easy StreetAladdin HuhKid finally got freeof JafarLago What are you doing hereWhere are you Getting darkHold meHey I meant gentle like - Aladdin 2: The Return of Jafar 00:33
I'll just get Aladdin on my side with a little sympathy...
Aladdin 2: The Return of Jafar JASMINE Rajah You know better - Aladdin 2: The Return of Jafar 00:15
JASMINE Rajah You know better
Aladdin 2: The Return of Jafar Rajah You know betterthan to tear around the palace like thatHelp HeySo Aladdinwhy did you bring up that deceitful parrotSultan I have to tell you something about lagoHe's here - Aladdin 2: The Return of Jafar 00:24
Rajah You know betterthan to tear around the palace like...
Aladdin 2: The Return of Jafar Sultan I have to tell you something about lagoHe's here - Aladdin 2: The Return of Jafar 00:12
Sultan I have to tell you something about lagoHe's here
Aladdin 2: The Return of Jafar I trust he has a fitting explanationfor this this scandalHe had betterYour Highness I think lago wasMesmerizedYeah yeah He was under Jafar's spellRemember the snake staffLago was only Look I justlago's not all that badAt least I don't think so - Aladdin 2: The Return of Jafar 00:29
I trust he has a fitting explanationfor this this scandalHe...
Aladdin 2: The Return of Jafar Just let your conscience be your guideConscience Never had one Never - Aladdin 2: The Return of Jafar 00:08
Just let your conscience be your guideConscience Never had...
Aladdin 2: The Return of Jafar Come on PrincessDon't waste your tears on himYou You get out of hereHey don't take it out on me He's the creepI never should have saved his lifeSaved his lifeYeah He owed me oneThat's why he stood up for meBut he didn't have to lie to meYou are so right - Aladdin 2: The Return of Jafar 00:27
Come on PrincessDon't waste your tears on himYou You...
Aladdin 2: The Return of Jafar L I was just thinkingMaybe it's time you patched things up with the sultanHe might enjoy a nice scenic carpet rideThat's a good idea And I'll bring GenieHe was a big hit with the sultanNo no noI mean Genie's he's too flashyHe's too loud You'll never get a - Aladdin 2: The Return of Jafar 01:04
L I was just thinkingMaybe it's time you patched things...
Aladdin 2: The Return of Jafar Reality checkJafar is large and in charge - Aladdin 2: The Return of Jafar 00:08
Reality checkJafar is large and in charge
Aladdin 2: The Return of Jafar What more do you wantThe worldLook personally I'm with you kidbut let's take it one step at a time - Aladdin 2: The Return of Jafar 00:11
What more do you wantThe worldLook personally I'm with...
Aladdin 2: The Return of Jafar Crazy talkWhy do I keep getting hooked up with these warped peopleShouldn't somebody ask what the brave parrot wants to do - Aladdin 2: The Return of Jafar 00:14
Crazy talkWhy do I keep getting hooked up with these warped...
Thumbelina Don't worry you'll get over me - Thumbelina 00:05
Don't worry you'll get over me
Thumbelina She can't even fly No that won't do - Thumbelina 00:30
She can't even fly No that won't do
Thumbelina Hey Beetle this guy's the prince The prince Ah The prince - Thumbelina 00:18
Hey Beetle this guy's the prince The prince Ah The...
Thumbelina What kind of conversation can you have with a toad - Thumbelina 00:07
What kind of conversation can you have with a toad
Thumbelina Ooh Ooh Stop Stop What's going on Where are we going - Thumbelina 00:22
Ooh Ooh Stop Stop What's going on Where are we going
Thumbelina There He looks dead - Thumbelina 00:21
There He looks dead
Thumbelina Quiet Why don't you just marry a toad - Thumbelina 00:10
Quiet Why don't you just marry a toad
Problem Child 3: Junior in... Look at the funny Mr Clowny - Problem Child 3: Junior in Love 00:17
Look at the funny Mr Clowny
Problem Child 3: Junior in... Nurse Kiki remove my trousers - Problem Child 3: Junior in Love 00:06
Nurse Kiki remove my trousers
Aladdin and the King of... I'm finally getting married - Aladdin and the King of Thieves 00:13
I'm finally getting married
Aladdin and the King of... Meet your match - Aladdin and the King of Thieves 00:12
Meet your match
Aladdin and the King of... I am bound by the rule of one - Aladdin and the King of Thieves 00:18
I am bound by the rule of one
Aladdin and the King of... They have no where to go - Aladdin and the King of Thieves 00:23
They have no where to go
Aladdin and the King of... How bad is it - Aladdin and the King of Thieves 00:05
How bad is it
Aladdin and the King of... This is attractive - Aladdin and the King of Thieves 00:05
This is attractive
Aladdin and the King of... I thought our side won - Aladdin and the King of Thieves 00:12
I thought our side won
Aladdin and the King of... I love you guys - Aladdin and the King of Thieves 00:06
I love you guys
Aladdin and the King of... Does this code have any rules that don't end in death - Aladdin and the King of Thieves 00:10
Does this code have any rules that don't end in death
Aladdin and the King of... The King of Thieves - Aladdin and the King of Thieves 00:18
The King of Thieves
Aladdin and the King of... And the law is crystal clear on what we must now do - Aladdin and the King of Thieves 00:29
And the law is crystal clear on what we must now do
Aladdin and the King of... Just take a deep breath - Aladdin and the King of Thieves 00:40
Just take a deep breath
Aladdin and the King of... You're a good guy - Aladdin and the King of Thieves 00:18
You're a good guy
Doctor Dolittle You're suffering from obsessive compulsive behaviour - Doctor Dolittle 00:36
You're suffering from obsessive compulsive behaviour
SpongeBob SquarePants S12 • E25 You'll never get away with this Dr Kelpington - SpongeBob SquarePants 00:06
You'll never get away with this Dr Kelpington
Mortal Kombat Legends: Cage... Fuckin' superheroes - Mortal Kombat Legends: Cage Match 00:04
Fuckin' superheroes
A Million Ways to Die in the... Class please welcome our graduation speakerPresident Abraham LincolnHiya shmucksFour score and seven years agoI was brokejust like youBut now I'm the presidentand I'm so fucking richI can have all the licorice I wantWhere's my speaking feeI don't think - A Million Ways to Die in the West 00:36
Class please welcome our graduation speakerPresident Abraham...
Animal Crackers Okay who has a cactus room in their house - Animal Crackers 00:04
Okay who has a cactus room in their house
Animal Crackers Mamma mia - Animal Crackers 00:07
Mamma mia
Animal Crackers Chesterfield Down the hatch - Animal Crackers 00:12
Chesterfield Down the hatch
Sharknado 5: Global Swarming The storm is sucking up lions and now gazelles - Sharknado 5: Global Swarming 00:25
The storm is sucking up lions and now gazelles