Groucho Marx quotes in movies

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You old skinflint

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And I think it's you

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I want you to meet a very charming lady

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I danced before Napoleon

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Here's another one I picked up in a dance hall

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I could dance with you until the cows come home

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Enclosed find check for 500

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Notables from every country are gathered here in your honor

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If it's not asking too much

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If any form of pleasure is exhibited

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I will not stand for anything that's crooked or unfair

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Pop goes the weasel

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His Excellency's car

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To the House of Representatives

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Your Excellency

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Members of the cabinet

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We'll give them shorter hours

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How about taking up the tax

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And what do I get

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Do you want to be a public nuisance

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I wanna scare the cabinet

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I got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head...

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He's some smart dog

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How would you like a job in the mint

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That was for you again

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Has four pair of pants

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Secretary of War

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Now that you're Secretary of War

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I bet you haven't got a picture of my grandfather

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This letter's the work of Trentino

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We've got to get rid of that man at once

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What can this mug offer you

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Maybe you can suggest something

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I didn't come here to be insulted

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I'll hold your seat till you get there

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I've said enough

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The man doesn't live who can call a Firefly an upstart

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This is the only way to travel

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Here are the plans of war

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But I can't see the stove

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Why don't you marry me

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What are you thinking of

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I suppose you would think me a sentimental old fluff

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The ambassador's here on a friendly visit

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I am willing to do anything to prevent this war

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Isn't there something I can do I'll talk to you...

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Maybe I am a little headstrong

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And never darken my towels again

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Let me out of here or throw me a magazine

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I'll see my lawyer about this as soon as he graduates...

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Sounds to me like mice

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Get me headquarters

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Why weren't the original indictment papers placed in my...

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You're charged with high treason If found guilty...

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Look at Chicolini

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Give me a number from one to ten

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And look like an idiot

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I wanted to get a writ of habeas corpus

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More bad news

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I'd be only too happy to meet with Ambassador Trentino

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Last night two snipers crept into our machine gun nest and...

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There isn't time to dig trenches

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Message from the front

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Any answer to that message

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This is the last straw Where's my Stradivarius Here

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Awfully decent of you to drop in today

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I'll take a vacation

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Which is probably more than she ever did

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There goes my gun

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Calling all nations