Clips with Groucho Marx

Duck Soup Not that I care - Duck Soup 00:25 Not that I care Duck Soup I can see you right now in the kitchen - Duck Soup 00:08 I can see you right now in the kitchen Duck Soup I got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it - Duck Soup 00:05 I got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head... Duck Soup I didn't come here to be insulted - Duck Soup 00:07 I didn't come here to be insulted Duck Soup And look like an idiot - Duck Soup 00:22 And look like an idiot Duck Soup We'll give them shorter hours - Duck Soup 00:10 We'll give them shorter hours Duck Soup We've been expecting you - Duck Soup 00:18 We've been expecting you Duck Soup That covers a lot of ground - Duck Soup 00:23 That covers a lot of ground Duck Soup Here is the Treasury Department's report - Duck Soup 00:47 Here is the Treasury Department's report Duck Soup You're a brave man - Duck Soup 00:10 You're a brave man Duck Soup Which is probably more than she ever did - Duck Soup 00:05 Which is probably more than she ever did Duck Soup Enclosed find check for  500 - Duck Soup 00:14 Enclosed find check for 500 Duck Soup Calling all nations - Duck Soup 00:21 Calling all nations Duck Soup Your Excellency - Duck Soup 00:15 Your Excellency Duck Soup I am willing to do anything to prevent this war - Duck Soup 00:08 I am willing to do anything to prevent this war Duck Soup Members of the cabinet - Duck Soup 00:16 Members of the cabinet Duck Soup And never darken my towels again - Duck Soup 00:04 And never darken my towels again Duck Soup Do you want to be a public nuisance - Duck Soup 00:56 Do you want to be a public nuisance Duck Soup Message from the front - Duck Soup 00:15 Message from the front Duck Soup I'll see my lawyer about this as soon as he graduates from law school - Duck Soup 00:05 I'll see my lawyer about this as soon as he graduates... Duck Soup I could dance with you until the cows come home - Duck Soup 00:07 I could dance with you until the cows come home Duck Soup If any form of pleasure is exhibited - Duck Soup 00:31 If any form of pleasure is exhibited Duck Soup To the House of Representatives - Duck Soup 00:09 To the House of Representatives Duck Soup I'd be only too happy to meet with Ambassador Trentino - Duck Soup 01:05 I'd be only too happy to meet with Ambassador Trentino Duck Soup We've got to get rid of that man at once - Duck Soup 00:38 We've got to get rid of that man at once Duck Soup How would you like a job in the mint - Duck Soup 00:10 How would you like a job in the mint Duck Soup Notables from every country are gathered here in your honor - Duck Soup 00:11 Notables from every country are gathered here in your honor Duck Soup As chairman of the reception committee - Duck Soup 00:09 As chairman of the reception committee Duck Soup You old skinflint - Duck Soup 00:18 You old skinflint Duck Soup I don't think so - Duck Soup 00:09 I don't think so Duck Soup Awfully decent of you to drop in today - Duck Soup 00:15 Awfully decent of you to drop in today Duck Soup There isn't time to dig trenches - Duck Soup 00:14 There isn't time to dig trenches Duck Soup Maybe you can suggest something - Duck Soup 00:12 Maybe you can suggest something Duck Soup Secretary of War - Duck Soup 00:08 Secretary of War Duck Soup Now that you're Secretary of War - Duck Soup 00:14 Now that you're Secretary of War Duck Soup Sounds to me like mice - Duck Soup 00:08 Sounds to me like mice Duck Soup Can't you see what I'm trying to tell you - Duck Soup 00:15 Can't you see what I'm trying to tell you Duck Soup How about taking up the tax - Duck Soup 00:10 How about taking up the tax Duck Soup Careful with the water - Duck Soup 00:06 Careful with the water Duck Soup What can this mug offer you - Duck Soup 00:13 What can this mug offer you Duck Soup You're fighting for this woman's honor   which is probably more than she ever did - Duck Soup 00:05 You're fighting for this woman's honor which is... Duck Soup Here's another one I picked up in a dance hall - Duck Soup 00:09 Here's another one I picked up in a dance hall Duck Soup I will not stand for anything that's crooked or unfair - Duck Soup 00:15 I will not stand for anything that's crooked or unfair Duck Soup I wanted to get a writ of habeas corpus - Duck Soup 00:05 I wanted to get a writ of habeas corpus Duck Soup But there's one man too many in this room - Duck Soup 00:07 But there's one man too many in this room Duck Soup There goes my gun - Duck Soup 00:04 There goes my gun Duck Soup Come on up here - Duck Soup 00:04 Come on up here Duck Soup This letter's the work of Trentino - Duck Soup 00:09 This letter's the work of Trentino Duck Soup I'll take a vacation - Duck Soup 00:21 I'll take a vacation Duck Soup Give me a number from one to ten - Duck Soup 00:06 Give me a number from one to ten Duck Soup That's a no good too - Duck Soup 00:35 That's a no good too Duck Soup This is the only way to travel - Duck Soup 00:04 This is the only way to travel Duck Soup I've said enough - Duck Soup 00:06 I've said enough Duck Soup The future of Freedonia rest on you - Duck Soup 00:13 The future of Freedonia rest on you Duck Soup I want to present to you Ambassador Trentino of Sylvania - Duck Soup 00:13 I want to present to you Ambassador Trentino of Sylvania Duck Soup I want you to meet a very charming lady - Duck Soup 00:05 I want you to meet a very charming lady Duck Soup What are you thinking of - Duck Soup 00:09 What are you thinking of Duck Soup Maybe I am a little headstrong - Duck Soup 00:15 Maybe I am a little headstrong Duck Soup I suppose you would think me a sentimental old fluff - Duck Soup 00:16 I suppose you would think me a sentimental old fluff Duck Soup Let me out of here - Duck Soup 00:06 Let me out of here Duck Soup Get me headquarters - Duck Soup 00:05 Get me headquarters Duck Soup I'll see you at the opera tonight - Duck Soup 00:06 I'll see you at the opera tonight Duck Soup Has four pair of pants - Duck Soup 00:25 Has four pair of pants Duck Soup That was for you again - Duck Soup 00:14 That was for you again Duck Soup Look at Chicolini - Duck Soup 00:09 Look at Chicolini Duck Soup I danced before Napoleon - Duck Soup 00:07 I danced before Napoleon Duck Soup Last night two snipers crept into our machine gun nest and laid an egg - Duck Soup 00:14 Last night two snipers crept into our machine gun nest and... Duck Soup His Excellency's car - Duck Soup 00:03 His Excellency's car Duck Soup The man doesn't live who can call a Firefly an upstart - Duck Soup 00:13 The man doesn't live who can call a Firefly an upstart