Clips with Groucho Marx

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Monkey Business There's my argument - Monkey Business 00:19
There's my argument
Monkey Business You look like a couple of stowaways to me - Monkey Business 00:11
You look like a couple of stowaways to me
Monkey Business One goes around with a black moustache - Monkey Business 00:31
One goes around with a black moustache
Monkey Business You're pretty fresh - Monkey Business 00:32
You're pretty fresh
Monkey Business Now we can eat in peace All right Here's a piece for you - Monkey Business 00:05
Now we can eat in peace All right Here's a piece for...
Monkey Business Do you want your nails trimmed long - Monkey Business 00:35
Do you want your nails trimmed long
Monkey Business That reminds me - Monkey Business 00:11
That reminds me
Monkey Business What are you doing in there - Monkey Business 00:07
What are you doing in there
Monkey Business You can't stay in that closet - Monkey Business 00:20
You can't stay in that closet
Monkey Business You're not gonna get me off this bed - Monkey Business 00:11
You're not gonna get me off this bed
Monkey Business What do you think of an egg that would give me - Monkey Business 00:11
What do you think of an egg that would give me
Monkey Business But from the time he got the marriage license - Monkey Business 00:07
But from the time he got the marriage license
Monkey Business Alky can't make a fool of me - Monkey Business 00:20
Alky can't make a fool of me
Monkey Business Madam before I get through with you you will have a clear case for divorce - Monkey Business 00:28
Madam before I get through with you you will have a clear...
Monkey Business With a little study you'll go a long ways - Monkey Business 00:08
With a little study you'll go a long ways
Monkey Business Fancy meeting you here after all these drinks - Monkey Business 00:05
Fancy meeting you here after all these drinks
Monkey Business The captain's waiting to chase me - Monkey Business 00:06
The captain's waiting to chase me
Monkey Business I'd like to ask you one question - Monkey Business 00:14
I'd like to ask you one question
Monkey Business I see The stowaways - Monkey Business 00:13
I see The stowaways
Monkey Business I don't think we've got anything to talk about Get out - Monkey Business 00:37
I don't think we've got anything to talk about Get...
Monkey Business Are these your gloves - Monkey Business 00:17
Are these your gloves
Monkey Business What's the matter - Monkey Business 00:35
What's the matter
Monkey Business My father was a partner's with Columbus - Monkey Business 00:23
My father was a partner's with Columbus
Monkey Business You bet I'm afraid - Monkey Business 00:07
You bet I'm afraid
Monkey Business I want to talk to you - Monkey Business 00:39
I want to talk to you
Monkey Business Loafing around with these tramps - Monkey Business 00:12
Loafing around with these tramps
Monkey Business Do you understand - Monkey Business 00:12
Do you understand
Monkey Business I realise it's a penny here and there but look at me - Monkey Business 00:08
I realise it's a penny here and there but look at me
Monkey Business Columbus was sailing along on his vessel - Monkey Business 00:20
Columbus was sailing along on his vessel
Monkey Business Have a cigar babe Okay for the picture Joe - Monkey Business 00:04
Have a cigar babe Okay for the picture Joe
Monkey Business And you can say it was a real love match - Monkey Business 00:22
And you can say it was a real love match
Monkey Business I don't like this innuendo - Monkey Business 00:08
I don't like this innuendo
Monkey Business I'm just trying to sneak off the boat - Monkey Business 00:05
I'm just trying to sneak off the boat
Monkey Business Well you'll have to get up pretty early in the morning to steal from me - Monkey Business 00:06
Well you'll have to get up pretty early in the morning...
Monkey Business Do you know who's on this boat - Monkey Business 00:32
Do you know who's on this boat
Monkey Business A man fainted over here - Monkey Business 00:08
A man fainted over here
Monkey Business What's the matter with me - Monkey Business 00:34
What's the matter with me
Monkey Business In fact this is it - Monkey Business 00:26
In fact this is it
Monkey Business How about you and I passing out on the veranda - Monkey Business 00:11
How about you and I passing out on the veranda
Monkey Business Would you mind getting up off that fly paper and giving the flies a chance - Monkey Business 00:11
Would you mind getting up off that fly paper and giving the...
Monkey Business What brought you here - Monkey Business 00:13
What brought you here
Monkey Business No don't my husband might be inside - Monkey Business 00:11
No don't my husband might be inside
Monkey Business Why can't we break away from all this - Monkey Business 00:18
Why can't we break away from all this
Monkey Business I've known and respected your husband Alky for many years - Monkey Business 00:10
I've known and respected your husband Alky for many...
Monkey Business I've been careful too long - Monkey Business 00:23
I've been careful too long
Monkey Business You're living in a fool's paradise - Monkey Business 00:13
You're living in a fool's paradise
Monkey Business Now my friends what am I offered for this fine French piece of bric a brac - Monkey Business 00:06
Now my friends what am I offered for this fine French piece...
Monkey Business Come here babe I like you - Monkey Business 00:09
Come here babe I like you
Monkey Business In the first place - Monkey Business 00:07
In the first place
Monkey Business Ladies and gentlemen I wish to announce - Monkey Business 00:12
Ladies and gentlemen I wish to announce
Monkey Business DRIVER 1 10 GROUCHO Here's 1 Keep the change - Monkey Business 00:09
DRIVER 1 10 GROUCHO Here's 1 Keep the change
Monkey Business You call this a party - Monkey Business 00:23
You call this a party
Monkey Business Get out of here - Monkey Business 00:09
Get out of here
Monkey Business He said beat it - Monkey Business 00:06
He said beat it
Monkey Business Gosh the picnic is off we haven't got any red ants - Monkey Business 00:05
Gosh the picnic is off we haven't got any red ants
Monkey Business Kidnapping a girl - Monkey Business 00:05
Kidnapping a girl
Monkey Business Keep out of this loft - Monkey Business 00:07
Keep out of this loft
Monkey Business Where's all those farmer's daughters I've been hearing about for years - Monkey Business 00:06
Where's all those farmer's daughters I've...
Monkey Business You're a mother - Monkey Business 00:33
You're a mother
Monkey Business Here we are again at the ringside and it looks like a great battle - Monkey Business 00:19
Here we are again at the ringside and it looks like a great...
Monkey Business This program comes to you courtesy of the Golden Goose Furniture Company - Monkey Business 00:13
This program comes to you courtesy of the Golden Goose...
Duck Soup Here is the Treasury Department's report - Duck Soup 00:47
Here is the Treasury Department's report
Duck Soup I welcome you with open arms - Duck Soup 00:29
I welcome you with open arms
Duck Soup We've been expecting you - Duck Soup 00:18
We've been expecting you
Duck Soup That covers a lot of ground - Duck Soup 00:23
That covers a lot of ground
Duck Soup But where is your husband - Duck Soup 01:18
But where is your husband
Duck Soup The future of Freedonia rest on you - Duck Soup 00:13
The future of Freedonia rest on you
Duck Soup That's wonderful of you but His Excellency won't hear of it - Duck Soup 00:07
That's wonderful of you but His Excellency won't...
Duck Soup I want to present to you Ambassador Trentino of Sylvania - Duck Soup 00:13
I want to present to you Ambassador Trentino of Sylvania
Duck Soup I'm not sure I'm seeing you now - Duck Soup 00:29
I'm not sure I'm seeing you now