Clips with Hank Azaria

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Quiz Show Would you want to be an annoying Jewish guy with a sidewall haircut - Quiz Show 00:11
Would you want to be an annoying Jewish guy with a sidewall...
Quiz Show I mean I'm just trying to imagine what Kant would make of this - Quiz Show 00:09
I mean I'm just trying to imagine what Kant would make...
Quiz Show He blames Charles Van Doren for his downfall - Quiz Show 00:32
He blames Charles Van Doren for his downfall
Quiz Show Charlie Charlie - Quiz Show 00:14
Charlie Charlie
Quiz Show We're not exactly hardened criminals here - Quiz Show 00:08
We're not exactly hardened criminals here
Heat VINCENT Are you Alan MarcianoYeah Who the fuck are you - Heat 00:05
VINCENT Are you Alan MarcianoYeah Who the fuck are you
Heat L A This is Las Vegas You don't even have jurisdiction hereHey hey I don't know who the fuck you guys think you're pushing aroundBut I know people here okayLas Vegas P D takes you into custodyYou are extradited to NewarkOn a New Jersey warrantFor - Heat 00:37
L A This is Las Vegas You don't even have jurisdiction...
Heat Why'd I get mixed up with that bitchBecause she got a great assand you got your headall the way up itMARCIANO JesusWhen I think of assesA woman's asssomething comes out of me - Heat 00:21
Why'd I get mixed up with that bitchBecause she got a...
Heat Oh you slimy piece of shitYou told me you wanted out from under rightYou're scared to death rightYou want out This is out CharleneYeah What's your end - Heat 00:12
Oh you slimy piece of shitYou told me you wanted out from...
Heat Fix her a drink or somethingLook in the cabinet above the sinkFuck herYou better get in there and stay in there - Heat 00:11
Fix her a drink or somethingLook in the cabinet above the...
Heat Come on sugar Show yourself - Heat 00:17
Come on sugar Show yourself
The Birdcage Why are you giving him drugs What the hell are Pirin tablets - The Birdcage 00:11
Why are you giving him drugs What the hell are Pirin tablets
The Birdcage You look like Lucy's stunt double - The Birdcage 00:07
You look like Lucy's stunt double
The Birdcage My father was the shaman of his tribe - The Birdcage 00:13
My father was the shaman of his tribe
The Birdcage Hello A career When you gonna let me audition for you again - The Birdcage 00:09
Hello A career When you gonna let me audition for you again
The Birdcage Now take off the wig or I'll tell Albert you wore it - The Birdcage 00:12
Now take off the wig or I'll tell Albert you wore it
The Birdcage What is this sludge - The Birdcage 00:07
What is this sludge
The Birdcage Why don't you let me be in the show - The Birdcage 00:19
Why don't you let me be in the show
The Birdcage My Guatemalanness My natural heat - The Birdcage 00:06
My Guatemalanness My natural heat
The Birdcage Turkish coffee Delicious - The Birdcage 00:04
Turkish coffee Delicious
The Birdcage Why don't you set up there Figure you'll get part of the house and me - The Birdcage 00:07
Why don't you set up there Figure you'll get part...
The Birdcage What is this dream I see - The Birdcage 00:35
What is this dream I see
The Birdcage You'll have to get a uniform and dress like a butler - The Birdcage 00:11
You'll have to get a uniform and dress like a butler
The Birdcage Is Albert here No - The Birdcage 00:13
Is Albert here No
The Birdcage I'm leaving you my stereo - The Birdcage 00:11
I'm leaving you my stereo
The Birdcage Pull yourself together Why - The Birdcage 00:22
Pull yourself together Why
The Birdcage Better put your shoes on it's late - The Birdcage 00:18
Better put your shoes on it's late
The Birdcage What the hell is this - The Birdcage 00:11
What the hell is this
The Birdcage Good evening May I take your purse as usual Or - The Birdcage 00:09
Good evening May I take your purse as usual Or
The Birdcage AGADOR Senator - The Birdcage 00:12
AGADOR Senator
Anastasia May I present Her Royal Highness the Grand Duchess AnastasiaPooka we are going to Paris No the dog staysWhat are you saying The dog goes The dog does not goI say he's going I'm allergic to dogsAnastasia You have just one problem there fella Anastasia's - Anastasia 01:05
May I present Her Royal Highness the Grand Duchess...
Anastasia Master You're aliveYes In a manner of speakingWhoa that fell right out there sir - Anastasia 00:11
Master You're aliveYes In a manner of speakingWhoa that...
Anastasia I could feel the dark forces stirring - Anastasia 00:27
I could feel the dark forces stirring
Anastasia Look at meI am falling apartI'm a wreckActually considering how long you've been dead you look pretty goodSir you do You do ReallySir is this the face of a bat who would lie to you - Anastasia 00:23
Look at meI am falling apartI'm a wreckActually...
Anastasia Take it easy there Sir really you should watch your blood pressureMy nephew lzzie just keeled over one day mid mangoStress it's a killer sir And he's a fruit batNo meat No blood even - Anastasia 00:16
Take it easy there Sir really you should watch your blood...
Anastasia See that you remember you miserable rodentSure blame the bat We're easy targets - Anastasia 00:11
See that you remember you miserable rodentSure blame the bat...
Anastasia Anastasia sir Just wishing I could do the job for you sirI'd give her a and aAnd then aAnd I'd kick her sir - Anastasia 00:13
Anastasia sir Just wishing I could do the job for you...
Anastasia AnastasiaYour lmperial HighnessLook what ten years has done to usYou a beautiful young flowerAnd meA rotting corpse That faceLast seen at a party like this oneA curse Followed by a tragic night on the iceRememberRasputin RasputinDestroyed by your - Anastasia 01:16
AnastasiaYour lmperial HighnessLook what ten years has done...
Anastasia WowI tell you what Wow - Anastasia 00:05
WowI tell you what Wow
Anastasia So long everybody - Anastasia 00:04
So long everybody
Homegrown Do you know you're acting exactly like Malcolm - Homegrown 00:19
Do you know you're acting exactly like Malcolm
Mystery Men What will we publicize The fact that we get our butts kicked a lot - Mystery Men 00:57
What will we publicize The fact that we get our butts kicked...
Mystery Men If we had a billionaire like Lance Hunt as our benefactor - Mystery Men 00:21
If we had a billionaire like Lance Hunt as our benefactor
Mystery Men If you fork get - Mystery Men 00:11
If you fork get
Mystery Men Wait Hear that - Mystery Men 00:34
Wait Hear that
Mystery Men What's so funny That's your power You have guns - Mystery Men 00:34
What's so funny That's your power You have guns
Mystery Men Well there's the Sphinx of course The what - Mystery Men 00:25
Well there's the Sphinx of course The what
Mystery Men I remember there being a little controversy around his death - Mystery Men 00:16
I remember there being a little controversy around his death
Mystery Men Am I to understand you've inserted your father's skull - Mystery Men 00:11
Am I to understand you've inserted your father's...
Mystery Men You guys never learn do you - Mystery Men 00:10
You guys never learn do you
Mystery Men I was wondering when we might see your superpower - Mystery Men 00:35
I was wondering when we might see your superpower
Mystery Men That's it I'm out of here - Mystery Men 00:09
That's it I'm out of here
Mystery Men My God we killed him - Mystery Men 00:10
My God we killed him
Mystery Men There's been a bit of a cock up Raja murdered him - Mystery Men 00:10
There's been a bit of a cock up Raja murdered him
Mystery Men I say what the fork Let's do it - Mystery Men 00:06
I say what the fork Let's do it
Mystery Men Jeffrey what are you doing - Mystery Men 00:47
Jeffrey what are you doing
Mystery Men I'd better get going - Mystery Men 00:28
I'd better get going
Mystery Men I'm a wannabe A true wannabe in the worst sense of the - Mystery Men 00:43
I'm a wannabe A true wannabe in the worst sense of the
Mystery Men We have lift off May the forks be with us - Mystery Men 00:06
We have lift off May the forks be with us
Mystery Men I'm like Saran Wrap - Mystery Men 00:34
I'm like Saran Wrap
Mystery, Alaska It's a rockewellian Christmas up here - Mystery, Alaska 00:34
It's a rockewellian Christmas up here
Bartok the Magnificent Mr Bartok - Bartok the Magnificent 00:13
Mr Bartok
Bartok the Magnificent When is a door not a door - Bartok the Magnificent 00:07
When is a door not a door
Tuesdays with Morrie But you know what I dread - Tuesdays with Morrie 00:37
But you know what I dread
Tuesdays with Morrie Woman Thank you I know I should've called - Tuesdays with Morrie 00:10
Woman Thank you I know I should've called
Tuesdays with Morrie All over No more - Tuesdays with Morrie 00:24
All over No more
Tuesdays with Morrie I guess I'm just not really a touchy feely guy - Tuesdays with Morrie 00:26
I guess I'm just not really a touchy feely guy
Tuesdays with Morrie How do you guys sleep at night eh - Tuesdays with Morrie 00:08
How do you guys sleep at night eh
Fail Safe But in every war even a thermonuclear war - Fail Safe 00:36
But in every war even a thermonuclear war
Fail Safe If you pile all these electronic systems - Fail Safe 00:37
If you pile all these electronic systems