Clips with Harold Ramis

National Lampoon's... Dad this is not the car you ordered - National Lampoon's Vacation 00:19
Dad this is not the car you ordered
National Lampoon's... I'll get to the bottom of this - National Lampoon's Vacation 00:38
I'll get to the bottom of this
Ghostbusters The whole building is a huge - Ghostbusters 01:29
The whole building is a huge
Ghostbusters Egon You're here What have you gotThis is big this is very big There's definitely something hereEgon this reminds meOf the time you tried to drill a hole through your head RememberWould've worked if you hadn't stopped me - Ghostbusters 00:13
Egon You're here What have you gotThis is big this is...
Ghostbusters What do you think egonThis building should be condemnedThere's metal fatigue in all the load bearing membersThe wiring is substandard It's inadequate for our power needsAnd the neighborhood is like a demilitarized zoneHey does this pole still workWow this - Ghostbusters 00:51
What do you think egonThis building should be...
Ghostbusters Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the nightDo you experience feelings of dread in your basement or atticHave you or any of your family ever seen a spook specter or ghostRay If the answer is yes pick up your phone and call the - Ghostbusters 00:26
Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the...
Ghostbusters Peter Egon what do you thinkShe's telling the truth At least she thinks she isWell of course I'm telling the truth Who would make up a story like thatPeter Some are people who just want attentionOthers are nutballs who come off the streetYou know what it - Ghostbusters 00:34
Peter Egon what do you thinkShe's telling the truth At...
Ghostbusters It occurred to me we haven't had a successful test of this equipmentI blame myself So do IWell no sense worrying about it now Why worryEach of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his backYep Well let's get ready Switch me on - Ghostbusters 00:21
It occurred to me we haven't had a successful test of...
Ghostbusters I blame myself So do I - Ghostbusters 00:04
I blame myself So do I
Ghostbusters Maid What the hell are you doingSorry I'm sorryWe thought you were someone elseSuccessful testI guess so UhWe'd better split up Good ideaWe can do more damage that way - Ghostbusters 00:22
Maid What the hell are you doingSorry I'm sorryWe...
Ghostbusters We'd better split up Good ideaWe can do more damage that way - Ghostbusters 00:06
We'd better split up Good ideaWe can do more damage...
Ghostbusters He slimed meThat's great Actual physical contactCan you move Egon Ray Come in pleaseI feel so funky - Ghostbusters 00:11
He slimed meThat's great Actual physical contactCan you...
Ghostbusters There's something very important I forgot to tell youPeter What Don't cross the streamsWhy It would be badI'm fuzzy on the good bad thing What do you mean badImagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every moleculeIn your body exploding - Ghostbusters 00:27
There's something very important I forgot to tell...
Ghostbusters Venkman shorten your stream I don't want my face burned off - Ghostbusters 00:05
Venkman shorten your stream I don't want my face burned...
Ghostbusters I'm worried It's crowded in there and my data pointsTo something big on the horizonWhat do you mean bigWell let's say this twinkie represents the normal amountOf psychokinetic energy in the New York areaAccording to this morning's sample it would be a - Ghostbusters 00:45
I'm worried It's crowded in there and my data...
Ghostbusters I'm worried Ray It's getting crowded in there - Ghostbusters 00:34
I'm worried Ray It's getting crowded in there
Ghostbusters How's the grid holding up Not good - Ghostbusters 00:10
How's the grid holding up Not good
Ghostbusters You are so kind to take care of that manYou know you are a real humanitarianI don't think he's human - Ghostbusters 00:09
You are so kind to take care of that manYou know you are a...
Ghostbusters Do you want some uh coffee Mr TullyDo I Yes have someYes have some - Ghostbusters 00:09
Do you want some uh coffee Mr TullyDo I Yes have someYes...
Ghostbusters Vinz you said before you were waiting for a signWhat sign are you waiting for Gozer the travelerHe will come in one of the pre chosen formsDuring rectification of the vuldronaii the traveler came as a large torbThen during the third reconciliation of the - Ghostbusters 00:28
Vinz you said before you were waiting for a signWhat sign...
Ghostbusters Thanks I've got it I have news from the world of gozerWhat is it Peter I'm here with Dana BarrettIt seems the g02 has been putting some movesOn my would be girlfriend How is she - Ghostbusters 00:15
Thanks I've got it I have news from the world of...
Ghostbusters Janine Egon I tried to stop them He says they have a warrantExcuse me this is private property Shut this off Shut these all offI'm warning you Turning off these machines is hazardousI'll tell you what's hazardous You're facing prosecutionFor a half a - Ghostbusters 01:17
Janine Egon I tried to stop them He says they have a...
Ghostbusters Clear the building - Ghostbusters 00:05
Clear the building
Ghostbusters Peck Hold it I want this man arrestedThese men are in criminal violation of the environmental protection actThis explosion is a direct result of it Your mother - Ghostbusters 00:11
Peck Hold it I want this man arrestedThese men are in...
Ghostbusters Egon The structure of this roof cap is like the telemetry trackerThat NASA uses to identify dead pulsars in deep spaceCold riveted girders with cores of pure seleniumEverybody getting this so farSo what I guess they just don't make them like they used - Ghostbusters 02:04
Egon The structure of this roof cap is like the telemetry...
Ghostbusters Hey wait a minute Hey hey hey Hold itAre we going to go before a judge to sayThat a babylonian god is gonna drop in on central park westAnd start tearing up the city Sumerian not babylonianYeah big difference Heh No offenseBut I gotta get my own lawyer - Ghostbusters 00:19
Hey wait a minute Hey hey hey Hold itAre we going to go...
Ghostbusters That this city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportionsWell what do you mean biblical What he means is old testamentReal wrath of god type stuff ExactlyFire and brimstone down from the skies Rivers and seas boilingForty years of darkness - Ghostbusters 00:26
That this city is headed for a disaster of biblical...
Ghostbusters It's a girlIt's gozer I thought gozer was a manIt's whatever it wants to be Whatever it is it's gotta get by usRightGo get her ray - Ghostbusters 00:20
It's a girlIt's gozer I thought gozer was a...
Ghostbusters Nimble little minx isn't she Egon We better go full streamAim for the flattopWasn't so hard - Ghostbusters 00:20
Nimble little minx isn't she Egon We better go full...
Ghostbusters Gozer The choice is made Whoa whoa whoaGozer The traveler has comeNobody choosed anythingDid you choose anything NoDid you My mind is blankI didn't choose anythingI couldn't help itIt just popped in thereWhat What just popped in thereI tried to think - Ghostbusters 00:59
Gozer The choice is made Whoa whoa whoaGozer The traveler...
Ghostbusters Ray has gone bye bye egon What have you got leftSorry venkman I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought - Ghostbusters 00:12
Ray has gone bye bye egon What have you got leftSorry...
Airheads All right let me ask you a question - Airheads 00:12
All right let me ask you a question
Airheads All right what side did you take in the big David Lee Roth Van Halen split - Airheads 00:14
All right what side did you take in the big David Lee Roth...
Airheads Who'd win in a wrestling match Lemmy or God - Airheads 00:10
Who'd win in a wrestling match Lemmy or God
Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead:... Breasts I would try to seek out the magazine - Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon 00:10
Breasts I would try to seek out the magazine
Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead:... There's a time in everyone's life - Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon 00:47
There's a time in everyone's life
Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead:... The Harvard lampoon was one of those famous things - Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon 00:08
The Harvard lampoon was one of those famous things
Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead:... Beard Doug kenney and I decided to do a parody of lord of the rings - Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon 00:12
Beard Doug kenney and I decided to do a parody of lord of...
Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead:... I like the playboy parody that they did - Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon 00:12
I like the playboy parody that they did
Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead:... I think if you take yourself back to when you were - Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon 00:20
I think if you take yourself back to when you were
Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead:... Their first hire was Michael o'donoghue - Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon 00:11
Their first hire was Michael o'donoghue
Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead:... I got into comedy the same way - Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon 00:10
I got into comedy the same way
Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead:... I saw the first issue um which was terrible - Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon 00:10
I saw the first issue um which was terrible
Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead:... Beard It was like we had an attic full of culture - Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon 00:19
Beard It was like we had an attic full of culture
Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead:... Beard Ed bluestone came to the office and he said - Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon 00:14
Beard Ed bluestone came to the office and he said
Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead:... Tell me about national lampoon Why do you think it's so popular - Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon 00:21
Tell me about national lampoon Why do you think it's so...
Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead:... Interviewer What about racism being dealt with - Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon 00:15
Interviewer What about racism being dealt with
Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead:... Why does one laugh Laughter is entirely a defense mechanism - Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon 00:17
Why does one laugh Laughter is entirely a defense mechanism
Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead:... We're a good humorous say anything which is true - Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon 00:07
We're a good humorous say anything which is true
Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead:... It is the job of a satirist okay - Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon 00:17
It is the job of a satirist okay
Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead:... Do I really have to talk about disco beaver - Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon 00:09
Do I really have to talk about disco beaver
Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead:... Sean Kelly At that point the magazine was on the skids - Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon 00:17
Sean Kelly At that point the magazine was on the skids
Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead:... And we couldn't afford b list tits - Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon 00:09
And we couldn't afford b list tits
Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead:... And the more tits and ass we put on the cover - Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon 00:10
And the more tits and ass we put on the cover
Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead:... Chris Miller very brilliantly said - Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon 00:11
Chris Miller very brilliantly said
Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead:... The things that happened to us when we are young - Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon 00:12
The things that happened to us when we are young
Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead:... Tony hendra Some people might think this is an egregious comparison - Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon 00:23
Tony hendra Some people might think this is an egregious...
Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead:... Henry beard It's a time of dial telephone - Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon 00:19
Henry beard It's a time of dial telephone
Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead:... Really what is important I think is just those people - Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon 00:14
Really what is important I think is just those people