Clips with Howard Hesseman

Billy Jack When was the last time you cut your hair - Billy Jack 00:07
When was the last time you cut your hair
Billy Jack Why did you read it - Billy Jack 00:10
Why did you read it
The Blue Knight Roughly 28 years old, partially clothed, no purse, no jewelry. - The Blue Knight 00:20
Roughly 28 years old, partially clothed, no purse, no jewelr...
The Blue Knight - All right. Where is it? - Where is what? - The Blue Knight 00:26
- All right. Where is it? - Where is what?
The Blue Knight Didn't you ever do anything wrong - The Blue Knight 00:06
Didn't you ever do anything wrong
Steelyard Blues I need to talk over a couple of things with you - Steelyard Blues 01:05
I need to talk over a couple of things with you
Steelyard Blues As soon as you show me you can take care of it - Steelyard Blues 00:18
As soon as you show me you can take care of it
The Sunshine Boys Mr Walsk Willy Clark How do you do I'm Willy Clark - The Sunshine Boys 00:12
Mr Walsk Willy Clark How do you do I'm Willy Clark
The Sunshine Boys You ready - The Sunshine Boys 00:11
You ready
Jackson County Jail David - Jackson County Jail 02:01
David
Private Lessons What are you gonna do Tell me what you're gonna do sweet pants - Private Lessons 00:06
What are you gonna do Tell me what you're gonna do...
This Is Spinal Tap Listen we'd love to stand around and chat - This Is Spinal Tap 00:21
Listen we'd love to stand around and chat
Clue Have you ever given any thought to the kingdom of heaven - Clue 00:21
Have you ever given any thought to the kingdom of heaven
Clue All right who done it - Clue 00:04
All right who done it
Police Academy 2: Their First... Oh It's official - Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment 00:40
Oh It's official
Police Academy 2: Their First... This fish is boiling Oh you want stir fry - Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment 00:09
This fish is boiling Oh you want stir fry
Police Academy 2: Their First... We don't even know who their leader is - Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment 01:11
We don't even know who their leader is
Police Academy 2: Their First... Step on it please Not you Lou - Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment 00:09
Step on it please Not you Lou
My Chauffeur What are you doing - My Chauffeur 00:35
What are you doing
My Chauffeur You're deluded - My Chauffeur 00:05
You're deluded
My Chauffeur Giles Yes sir - My Chauffeur 00:19
Giles Yes sir
My Chauffeur Woman says that you and your friends tried to rape her - My Chauffeur 00:09
Woman says that you and your friends tried to rape her
My Chauffeur Don't get your nipples hard you got a long way to go - My Chauffeur 00:07
Don't get your nipples hard you got a long way to go
My Chauffeur You're running a goddamn whorehouse on wheels woman - My Chauffeur 00:04
You're running a goddamn whorehouse on wheels woman
My Chauffeur Home James - My Chauffeur 00:07
Home James
Rubin and Ed The freeway's just over that hill Go call the organization tell them to come out here to pick us up - Rubin and Ed 00:24
The freeway's just over that hill Go call the...
Rubin and Ed That's an asswipe up there - Rubin and Ed 00:06
That's an asswipe up there
About Schmidt How'd that investment situation work out for you - About Schmidt 00:28
How'd that investment situation work out for you
About Schmidt All I was doing was welcoming somebody into the family - About Schmidt 00:14
All I was doing was welcoming somebody into the family
Martian Child He probably thinks he's gonna float away because he's very smart - Martian Child 00:12
He probably thinks he's gonna float away because...
The Rocker Ever heard of cell phones Ever heard of brain cancer - The Rocker 00:13
Ever heard of cell phones Ever heard of brain cancer
Wild Oats 4 Bucks I thought it was on the house You spilled the last one - Wild Oats 00:13
4 Bucks I thought it was on the house You spilled the last...
Wild Oats And there is now one swimming in your pool - Wild Oats 00:06
And there is now one swimming in your pool