Clips with Howard Hesseman

This Is Spinal Tap Great to see you - This Is Spinal Tap 00:21 Great to see you This Is Spinal Tap Listen we'd love to stand around and chat - This Is Spinal Tap 00:21 Listen we'd love to stand around and chat Clue Have you ever given any thought to the kingdom of heaven - Clue 00:21 Have you ever given any thought to the kingdom of heaven Clue All right who done it - Clue 00:04 All right who done it About Schmidt How'd that investment situation work out for you - About Schmidt 00:28 How'd that investment situation work out for you About Schmidt All I was doing was welcoming somebody into the family - About Schmidt 00:14 All I was doing was welcoming somebody into the family Martian Child He probably thinks he's gonna float away because he's very smart - Martian Child 00:12 He probably thinks he's gonna float away because... Billy Jack When was the last time you cut your hair - Billy Jack 00:07 When was the last time you cut your hair Billy Jack Why did you read it - Billy Jack 00:10 Why did you read it The Rocker Ever heard of cell phones Ever heard of brain cancer - The Rocker 00:13 Ever heard of cell phones Ever heard of brain cancer Private Lessons What are you gonna do Tell me what you're gonna do sweet pants - Private Lessons 00:06 What are you gonna do Tell me what you're gonna do... My Chauffeur What are you doing - My Chauffeur 00:35 What are you doing My Chauffeur Giles Yes sir - My Chauffeur 00:19 Giles Yes sir My Chauffeur Woman says that you and your friends tried to rape her - My Chauffeur 00:09 Woman says that you and your friends tried to rape her My Chauffeur You're running a goddamn whorehouse on wheels woman - My Chauffeur 00:04 You're running a goddamn whorehouse on wheels woman My Chauffeur You're deluded - My Chauffeur 00:05 You're deluded My Chauffeur Don't get your nipples hard you got a long way to go - My Chauffeur 00:07 Don't get your nipples hard you got a long way to go My Chauffeur Home James - My Chauffeur 00:07 Home James Wild Oats 4 Bucks I thought it was on the house You spilled the last one - Wild Oats 00:13 4 Bucks I thought it was on the house You spilled the last... Wild Oats And there is now one swimming in your pool - Wild Oats 00:06 And there is now one swimming in your pool Police Academy 2: Their First... This fish is boiling Oh you want stir fry - Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment 00:09 This fish is boiling Oh you want stir fry Police Academy 2: Their First... Step on it please Not you Lou - Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment 00:09 Step on it please Not you Lou Police Academy 2: Their First... Oh It's official - Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment 00:40 Oh It's official Police Academy 2: Their First... We don't even know who their leader is - Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment 01:11 We don't even know who their leader is Steelyard Blues I need to talk over a couple of things with you - Steelyard Blues 01:05 I need to talk over a couple of things with you Steelyard Blues As soon as you show me you can take care of it - Steelyard Blues 00:18 As soon as you show me you can take care of it Rubin and Ed The freeway's just over that hill Go call the organization tell them to come out here to pick us up - Rubin and Ed 00:24 The freeway's just over that hill Go call the... Rubin and Ed That's an asswipe up there - Rubin and Ed 00:06 That's an asswipe up there The Blue Knight Didn't you ever do anything wrong - The Blue Knight 00:06 Didn't you ever do anything wrong