Clips with Ian McNeice

No Escape Oi Your feet Wipe your feet - No Escape 00:14
Oi Your feet Wipe your feet
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls My name is Fulton Greenwalland I am looking for an Ace VenturaNo man herecarries with hima labelWhatOh yesNo names How silly of meHe's an AmericanWe are all childrenof the same life forceYes of course we areWell uhHe bends over and speaks from his rearOh - Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls 00:37
My name is Fulton Greenwalland I am looking for an Ace...
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls We can pay handsomelyI am now a child of lightYour earthly money holds no appeal to meTwenty thousand dollarsRe eh eh eh eh eeaalyReallyNoI cannotFor I am sorely neededhereat the ashramMay I interjectWe're short of spaceAnd it's important for you to use - Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls 02:14
We can pay handsomelyI am now a child of lightYour earthly...
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Perhaps we should slow down just a teensy bitNonsense poopy pants - Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls 00:07
Perhaps we should slow down just a teensy bitNonsense poopy...
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Brilliant Mr Ventura Simply brilliantSpank you Spank you very much - Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls 00:07
Brilliant Mr Ventura Simply brilliantSpank you Spank you...
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Bumbawae AtunaNice to see youBumblebee TunaBumblebee TunaAce Ventura pet detectiveHow are youAlrighty thenExcuse meYour balls are showingBumblebee Tuna - Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls 00:24
Bumbawae AtunaNice to see youBumblebee TunaBumblebee TunaAce...
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls What type of bat are we talking aboutThe great white bat of courseCrepuscular ChiropteraBut to the nativesShikakaShikasha ahShish kebabShawshank RedemptionChicagoYou're out of thereGo on You're gone Go on - Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls 00:49
What type of bat are we talking aboutThe great white bat of...
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls This fruit paste is deliciousThe pottery is lovelyIt's made from guanoGuanoThat sounds so familiarBat droppingsIt's a chief resource of the Wachati They use it to make things - Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls 00:21
This fruit paste is deliciousThe pottery is lovelyIt's...
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls The Wachootoo are savages If they catch you they'll be mercilessWorry notI will be as a fly on the wall a grain of salt in the oceanI will slip amongst them like a transparentthing - Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls 00:20
The Wachootoo are savages If they catch you they'll be...
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Well done Ace You must be extremely proudPride is an abominationOne must forego the selfto attain spiritual creaminessand avoid the chewy chunksof degradation - Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls 00:18
Well done Ace You must be extremely proudPride is an...
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls What's that he's he saying I think he's saying She's not a virginThey can tell that - Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls 00:10
What's that he's he saying I think he's...
The Englishman Who Went Up a... Well pleasant enough sort of place isn't it - The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain 00:08
Well pleasant enough sort of place isn't it
The Englishman Who Went Up a... One can't be too careful in foreign climes - The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain 00:09
One can't be too careful in foreign climes
Funny Bones But it's all getting a bit French And I don't like it - Funny Bones 00:07
But it's all getting a bit French And I don't like...
"Sharpe"... Now Sharpe thump 'em Thump 'em hard - "Sharpe" Sharpe's Battle 00:11
Now Sharpe thump 'em Thump 'em hard
Joseph and the Amazing... Joseph cried in vain Please stop I don't believe in free love - Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat 00:05
Joseph cried in vain Please stop I don't believe in...
The Body Now this is unusual Minor indentations - The Body 00:52
Now this is unusual Minor indentations
Conspiracy Sir this is um - Conspiracy 00:19
Sir this is um
Conspiracy Emigration - Conspiracy 00:20
Emigration
Conspiracy Do you expect the men - Conspiracy 00:10
Do you expect the men
Conspiracy The law of the Reich - Conspiracy 00:19
The law of the Reich
Conspiracy Can I just say one word more - Conspiracy 00:52
Can I just say one word more
Conspiracy Please doctor - Conspiracy 01:05
Please doctor
Conspiracy Did you ask him - Conspiracy 00:34
Did you ask him
Conspiracy I take it that you do not get good food up in Krakow - Conspiracy 00:08
I take it that you do not get good food up in Krakow
Conspiracy We are just discussing the inevitable - Conspiracy 00:55
We are just discussing the inevitable
Conspiracy You certainly know how to throw a party - Conspiracy 00:06
You certainly know how to throw a party
White Noise Do I know you - White Noise 00:24
Do I know you
White Noise Mr Rivers do you want to hear your wife - White Noise 00:05
Mr Rivers do you want to hear your wife
White Noise We do have some very bad people out there - White Noise 00:10
We do have some very bad people out there
Oliver Twist Oliver Twist has asked for more - Oliver Twist 00:17
Oliver Twist has asked for more
The Black Dahlia CORONER On gross pathology we have a female Caucasian between 16 and 30 - The Black Dahlia 00:33
CORONER On gross pathology we have a female Caucasian...
Day of the Dead Oh my God Mom - Day of the Dead 00:40
Oh my God Mom
Valkyrie The Führer is not dead Stop him The Führer is not deadI sworn an oath This is treason You all sworn an oathListen to what I have to say You are all making a terrible mistakeThe Führer is not dead The Führer is not dead - Valkyrie 00:25
The Führer is not dead Stop him The Führer is not deadI...