Ian Wilson quotes in movies

Carry on Constable 00:06

And buzz off and mind your own business

Carry on Constable 00:13

As a connoisseur of police personalities

Carry on Constable 00:16

Priceless innuendo

Carry on Constable 00:11

Have this one on me

Carry on Constable 00:28

(Woman screams)

Carry on Constable 00:22

I've been watching you and listening to you very...

Carry on Constable 00:26

Threatened to transfer you

Carry on Constable 00:09

Ridiculous!

Help! 00:10

Has nobody looked in the wash basin

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Something must be done

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I thought she was a sandwich

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It's a cold place

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What are you doing on the floor

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Not a mark on 'em

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Me and Paul haven't seen you use of that finger have we

Help! 00:05

I didn't encourage that wink

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All in together now Sir

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You're very polite

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What are you doing

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I am not what I seem

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My skin's soaked right through to the skin

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There's more here than meets the eye

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Are you buzzing

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Doesn't the blood rush to your stomach

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He has three hours to live

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Why is he not painted red

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A season ticket

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There's somebody been in this soup

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We have lots of little problems like this Some of them...

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The fire brigade once got my head out of some railings

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I like operations

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What's your electricity bill like It's sort of a...

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Are you sure I'm earthed

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Degree in woodwork

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How do you feel I used to use my hands

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It's more than my job's worth

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With a ring like that I could dare I say it rule the world

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Halt Release him or I'll shoot and I am a dead eyeshot...

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I'm better with animals than plugs and transistors they...

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MIT was after me

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It's the brain drain

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I have here

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Now see what you've done with your filthy Eastern ways

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This will make your finger shrink

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There might be some insurance

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Synchronize your watches

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Get me the home office He's wrecking my home

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Gasps Get off

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Ugh I'm all sticky You're all red

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A fiendish thingie

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White Cliffs of Dover

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They have to paint me red before they chop me

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So this is the famous ring

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Only me and Paul know we're here

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Allow me I'm a bit of a famous mimic You know James...

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Go to the window

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There's a strong case for arming the police We're...

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Now see I believe you Thousands wouldn't

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Hastily to acting Lance Corporal Bhuta

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How's your equilibrium ring

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Must be their tea break

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It is a rela teva camenza Bad machine

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Two lagers and lime and two lagers and lime

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You don't miss your tonsils

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Well you didn't miss your tonsils How do you know

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Why don't you chop it off Ringo

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I'm always getting winked at these days

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The famous Bengal man eater who escaped from London Zoo this...

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We're not going there

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Do you know where Clang is I'm his mother and he's...