Clips with J.J. Cohen

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Back to the Future What are you looking at - Back to the Future 00:26 What are you looking at Back to the Future That's for messing up my hair - Back to the Future 00:44 That's for messing up my hair Back to the Future That's for messing up my hair - Back to the Future 00:26 That's for messing up my hair Back to the Future What are you looking at butthead Biff get a load of this guy's life preserver - Back to the Future 00:10 What are you looking at butthead Biff get a load of this... Back to the Future What are you looking at butthead - Back to the Future 00:08 What are you looking at butthead Back to the Future Who you calling spook peckerwood - Back to the Future 00:12 Who you calling spook peckerwood Pirates of Silicon Valley You know how you survive - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:35 You know how you survive Pirates of Silicon Valley You don't get it - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:24 You don't get it Pirates of Silicon Valley We're better than you are - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:24 We're better than you are Pirates of Silicon Valley Success is a menace - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:21 Success is a menace Pirates of Silicon Valley Maybe fun is just fragments of existence with better packaging - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:20 Maybe fun is just fragments of existence with better... Pirates of Silicon Valley And then eaten alive afterwards - Pirates of Silicon Valley 01:24 And then eaten alive afterwards Pirates of Silicon Valley Good artists copy - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:15 Good artists copy Pirates of Silicon Valley We know that IBM has set up this place to complete head on with Apple - Pirates of Silicon Valley 03:02 We know that IBM has set up this place to complete head on... Pirates of Silicon Valley I think I had a date tonight with Ann - Pirates of Silicon Valley 01:01 I think I had a date tonight with Ann Pirates of Silicon Valley What on earth would ordinary people want with computers - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:33 What on earth would ordinary people want with computers Pirates of Silicon Valley The profits are in the computers themselves - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:21 The profits are in the computers themselves Pirates of Silicon Valley Steve Wozniak's employee number one - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:52 Steve Wozniak's employee number one Pirates of Silicon Valley And you're offering us - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:56 And you're offering us Pirates of Silicon Valley Think they're hookers - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:33 Think they're hookers Pirates of Silicon Valley Where's your beard - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:24 Where's your beard Pirates of Silicon Valley Nobody I knew ever heard of Microsoft - Pirates of Silicon Valley 01:13 Nobody I knew ever heard of Microsoft Pirates of Silicon Valley You don't understand - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:33 You don't understand Pirates of Silicon Valley About what's happening - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:31 About what's happening Pirates of Silicon Valley Those guys think they're revolutionaries - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:21 Those guys think they're revolutionaries Pirates of Silicon Valley Why do you care what I call the baby - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:32 Why do you care what I call the baby Pirates of Silicon Valley I created a program that can play blackjack - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:31 I created a program that can play blackjack Pirates of Silicon Valley You are putting poison into your body - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:38 You are putting poison into your body Pirates of Silicon Valley You have no culture - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:59 You have no culture Pirates of Silicon Valley I am so sick of your abusiveness - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:31 I am so sick of your abusiveness Pirates of Silicon Valley You demolished that guy - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:12 You demolished that guy Pirates of Silicon Valley All cars have steering wheels - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:27 All cars have steering wheels Pirates of Silicon Valley Sometimes not knowing how crazy something is - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:19 Sometimes not knowing how crazy something is Pirates of Silicon Valley All I'm doing now is being a brake pedal for you as you're heading for the wall - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:23 All I'm doing now is being a brake pedal for you as... Pirates of Silicon Valley I made a mistake - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:23 I made a mistake Pirates of Silicon Valley Like I have to have a moustache - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:19 Like I have to have a moustache Pirates of Silicon Valley You're stealing from us - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:12 You're stealing from us Pirates of Silicon Valley Why did you tell them we had an operating system - Pirates of Silicon Valley 01:00 Why did you tell them we had an operating system Pirates of Silicon Valley Are you sure this thing is even gonna work - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:24 Are you sure this thing is even gonna work Pirates of Silicon Valley You know how you survive - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:14 You know how you survive Pirates of Silicon Valley We're better than you are - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:17 We're better than you are Pirates of Silicon Valley Success is a menace It fools smart people into thinking they can't lose - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:06 Success is a menace It fools smart people into thinking they... Pirates of Silicon Valley What is this - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:35 What is this Pirates of Silicon Valley Maybe fun is just fragments of existence with better packaging - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:06 Maybe fun is just fragments of existence with better... Pirates of Silicon Valley Good artists copy Great artists steal - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:06 Good artists copy Great artists steal Pirates of Silicon Valley Steve It is Steve isn't it - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:17 Steve It is Steve isn't it Pirates of Silicon Valley You wanna know what else - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:29 You wanna know what else Pirates of Silicon Valley You wanna know what else - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:32 You wanna know what else Pirates of Silicon Valley That's how you have to think of this - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:14 That's how you have to think of this Pirates of Silicon Valley The era - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:04 The era Pirates of Silicon Valley Well the profits are in the computers themselves not this software stuff - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:07 Well the profits are in the computers themselves not this... Pirates of Silicon Valley Steve Wozniak's employee number one You're number two - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:20 Steve Wozniak's employee number one You're number... Pirates of Silicon Valley You know I don't know We just think we might be able to mess with it and resell it - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:27 You know I don't know We just think we might be able to... Pirates of Silicon Valley You think they're hookers - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:11 You think they're hookers Pirates of Silicon Valley Microsoft Nobody I knew ever heard of Microsoft - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:25 Microsoft Nobody I knew ever heard of Microsoft Pirates of Silicon Valley Steve I'm worried - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:20 Steve I'm worried Pirates of Silicon Valley I think I had a date tonight with Ann - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:19 I think I had a date tonight with Ann Pirates of Silicon Valley Those guys think they're revolutionaries - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:06 Those guys think they're revolutionaries Pirates of Silicon Valley Hey Bill - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:08 Hey Bill Pirates of Silicon Valley Steve why do you care what I call the baby - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:13 Steve why do you care what I call the baby Pirates of Silicon Valley You're the only guy I know who pays the strippers - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:07 You're the only guy I know who pays the strippers Pirates of Silicon Valley He's talking about the Altair I never had a problem till I tried to use it - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:06 He's talking about the Altair I never had a problem... Pirates of Silicon Valley Eureka What - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:14 Eureka What Pirates of Silicon Valley Maybe in a past life - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:07 Maybe in a past life Pirates of Silicon Valley I don't understand How does a computer handle the mouse cursor display - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:20 I don't understand How does a computer handle the mouse... Pirates of Silicon Valley Hey man you are putting poison into your body - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:21 Hey man you are putting poison into your body Pirates of Silicon Valley Where's your beard - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:12 Where's your beard Pirates of Silicon Valley Honest to God Ballmer You have no culture - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:25 Honest to God Ballmer You have no culture Pirates of Silicon Valley Are you listening Yes I'm listening - Pirates of Silicon Valley 00:11 Are you listening Yes I'm listening