J.K. Simmons Quotes & Movies

Whiplash poster

Klaus poster

Kung Fu Panda 3 poster

Kung Fu Panda 3 J. Jonah Jameson

Spider Man: Far from Home poster

Spider Man: Far from Home O'Brien

Terminator Genisys poster

Terminator Genisys Commissioner Gordon

Justice League poster

Justice League J. Jonah Jameson

Spider Man poster

Spider Man J. Jonah Jameson

Spider Man 2 poster

Spider Man 2 Mayor Lionheart

Zootopia poster

Zootopia J. Jonah Jameson

Spider Man 3 poster

Spider Man 3 Bill

La La Land poster

La La Land J. Noble Daggett (voice)

True Grit poster

True Grit Ensemble and Character Vocals (voice)

Anastasia poster

Anastasia Garth Pancake

The Ladykillers poster

The Ladykillers BR

Thank You for Smoking poster

Thank You for Smoking Mac MacGuff

Juno poster

Juno Ray Kendall

The Cider House Rules poster

The Cider House Rules Sergeant Jeffrey Pugliese

Patriots Day poster

Patriots Day Mr. Jervis

Labor Day poster

Up in the Air poster

Up in the Air Federal Marshal

The First Wives Club poster

The First Wives Club Mr. Jansen

The Words poster

The Words Buffalo Bill Cody

Hidalgo poster

Hidalgo Dr. Bertleman

Barefoot poster

Barefoot CIA Superior

Burn After Reading poster

Burn After Reading Oswald Klaven

I Love You, Man poster

I Love You, Man Agent Richards

Harsh Times poster

Harsh Times Warden

Megamind poster

Megamind Ray King

The Accountant poster

The Accountant Captain McKenna

21 Bridges poster

21 Bridges Sheriff Pearl Johnson

The Gift poster

The Gift Frank Perry

For Love of the Game poster

For Love of the Game Witherspoon

The Jackal poster

The Jackal Captain Camp

Contraband poster

Palm Springs poster

Palm Springs James Forester

The Tomorrow War poster

The Tomorrow War Arve Støp

The Snowman poster

The Snowman Khampa

Rock Dog poster

Rock Dog Bill Palet

The Bachelors poster

The Bachelors James Newmans

The Late Bloomer poster

The Late Bloomer Brian

Extract poster

Extract Edwin Pollard

Dark Skies poster

Dark Skies Arthur Rock

Jobs poster

Jobs Dr. Hal Lerner

The Rewrite poster

The Rewrite Mavis's Publisher

Young Adult poster

Young Adult Henry Sawyer

The Music Never Stopped poster

The Music Never Stopped Siskel

The Ref poster

Glorious poster

Glorious Coach James Lazor

National Champions poster

National Champions J. Jonah Jameson

Venom: Let There Be Carnage poster

Venom: Let There Be Carnage J. Jonah Jameson

Spider Man: No Way Home poster

Spider Man: No Way Home Fletcher

Whiplash poster

Whiplash Roland Hunt

Father Figures poster

Father Figures William Frawley

Being the Ricardos poster

Being the Ricardos Detective Krauss

The Good Doctor poster

The Good Doctor Ivo Shandor

Ghostbusters: Afterlife poster

Ghostbusters: Afterlife Commissioner Gordon

Zack Snyder's Justice League poster

Zack Snyder's Justice League Lee Mayer

Rendition poster

Rendition Ted Slocum

The Mexican poster

The Mexican Frank Gallo

All Nighter poster

All Nighter Uncle Pal

A Beginner's Guide to Endings poster

A Beginner's Guide to Endings Allison's Dad

Men, Women & Children poster

Men, Women & Children Assistant Coach

The Scout poster

The Scout Zipper

The Meddler poster

The Meddler Dr. Tom Grandy

Autumn in New York poster

Autumn in New York Souvenir Hawker

Celebrity poster

Celebrity Lt. Col. Arson

Red Sands poster

Red Sands Mr. Wroblewski

Jennifer's Body poster

Jennifer's Body Jacobson

The Astronaut Farmer poster

The Astronaut Farmer Gruff K-9

Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore poster

Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty... Stu Kopenhafer

New in Town poster

New in Town Roy Davies

Post Grad poster

Post Grad CIA Briefer

Path to War poster

Path to War Vacaro

First Snow poster

First Snow Ford Pines

Gravity Falls poster

Gravity Falls Kevin

Spin City poster

Spin City Leonard Stiltskin

Party Down poster

Party Down Phil Drebbles

Everwood poster

Everwood Conductor Maestro Mackerel

SpongeBob SquarePants poster

SpongeBob SquarePants J. Jonah Jameson

The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes poster

The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes Tenzin

The Legend of Korra poster

The Legend of Korra Napoleon

Phineas and Ferb poster

Phineas and Ferb Martin Smarty

Kim Possible poster

Kim Possible Poseidon

The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack poster

The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack Lenny Turtletaub

BoJack Horseman poster

BoJack Horseman Detective

Archer poster

Archer Ben (Old Man Potter)

The Venture Bros. poster

The Venture Bros. Walter Boggs

One Day as a Lion poster

One Day as a Lion Tusk Johnson

The Great North poster

The Great North George Zax

Goliath poster

Goliath General William Starkey

The Stand poster

Ride the Eagle poster

Ride the Eagle Nolan Grayson

Invincible poster

Invincible Self

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver poster

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver Magister Gilhil

Ben 10: Ultimate Alien poster

Ben 10: Ultimate Alien Magister Gilhil

Ben 10: Alien Force poster

Ben 10: Alien Force Magister Gilhil

Ben 10: Alien Force poster

Ben 10: Alien Force Captain Putty

Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers poster

Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers Vern Schillinger

Oz poster

Seal Team poster

The Venture Bros.: Radiant Is the Blood of the Baboon Heart poster

The Venture Bros.: Radiant Is the Blood... Ralph Earnhardt

3: The Dale Earnhardt Story poster

3: The Dale Earnhardt Story White Knight

Generator Rex poster

Generator Rex Gnash

Rally Road Racers poster

Rally Road Racers Ernest

A Boy Called Sailboat poster

A Boy Called Sailboat Skip

Aliens in the Attic poster

Aliens in the Attic Candidate Welles

Postal poster

Postal James McLaughlin

Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee poster

Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee Wade

You Can't Run Forever poster

You Can't Run Forever Nick

Red One poster

Red One Tom Brennan

The Union poster

The Union Harold

Juror #2 poster

Juror #2 Milton Berle

Saturday Night poster

Saturday Night Zeus

Marmaduke poster

Clips with J.K. Simmons

Christian Wolff last year ran 75 543 through his accounting firmWhoa Who is Christian WolffThe accountant75 grand That's chump change AgreedBut he ran another 287765 through Kim's Nails445 112 through Great Mandarin Chinese and you'll love this505 909 - The Accountant

Christian Wolff last year ran 75 543 through his accounting...

I was old 10 years ago - The Accountant

I was old 10 years ago

Your nameRayRaymond KingWho employs you Raymond KingI'm a Treasury agentAre you a good oneNoNo not particularlyIs that itKids I got I'm a dadI got two kidsGrownYeahYes yes they're all They're all grown upWere you a good dad Raymond KingYeah I've been a - The Accountant

Your nameRayRaymond KingWho employs you Raymond KingI'm...

He cooked the books for the Gambino family for 40 plus yearsUntil one day the boss Big Tony Bazzanothought maybe the old man's age made him vulnerable to prosecutionOrdered his son Little Tony to kill FrancisKid fucked it upFrancis ran became a federal - The Accountant

He cooked the books for the Gambino family for 40 plus...

That's all you got I mean Leavenworth he'll have military recordsRecords are all heavily redactedWell then arrest records somethingSpring of 2003 at a funeral home in Kankakee IllinoisOur boy sends six locals to the hospital with a variety of injuriesNo - The Accountant

That's all you got I mean Leavenworth he'll have...

A Boy Called Sailboat

Alright you ready Mm - A Boy Called Sailboat

Alright you ready Mm

Kung Fu Panda 3

Find Oogway's students and bring them to meBy the time I am done with them Oogwaythere will be no one left who will even remember your nameKai is coming - Kung Fu Panda 3

Find Oogway's students and bring them to meBy the time...

Kung Fu Panda 3

Your chi is strongJust like your friendthe bugMantisDon't worry little birdieI'll put your chi to good usedestroying the Jade Palace and everyone in itNoWings of Regret - Kung Fu Panda 3

Your chi is strongJust like your friendthe...

Kung Fu Panda 3

Sorry buddy Gotta send you back to the Spirit RealmSkadooshOkay that didn't work Let me try one more timeSkadoosh Skadoosh Skadoosh Skadoo What theHold on wait It's workingNo NoNo it's notDid Oogway teach you that little trickToo badIt only works on - Kung Fu Panda 3

Sorry buddy Gotta send you back to the Spirit...

Kung Fu Panda 3

Who are youI've been asking the same questionAm I the son of a pandaThe son of a gooseA studentA teacherTurns outI'm all of themI am the Dragon WarriorGet it See the giant dragon - Kung Fu Panda 3

Who are youI've been asking the same questionAm I the...

Kung Fu Panda 3

You want my chi so badthen take itYesThe power is mineWait No It's too muchThat's too much No - Kung Fu Panda 3

You want my chi so badthen take itYesThe power is mineWait...

Steve is great - Jobs

What the hell makes you think you can get him - Jobs

What the hell makes you think you can get him

The Macintosh is not even a toy It's a joke - Jobs

The Macintosh is not even a toy It's a joke

John you're awfully quiet - Jobs

John you're awfully quiet

The the first thing we need to do is determine whether or not - Dark Skies

The the first thing we need to do is determine whether or...

How do you know all this - Dark Skies

How do you know all this

Why are the Grays or whatever they are so interested in us - Dark Skies

Why are the Grays or whatever they are so interested in us

People think of aliens as these beings - Dark Skies

People think of aliens as these beings

I'm first yearDo you know who I am Yes sirSo you know I'm looking for playersYes sirThen why did you stop playingDid I ask you to start playingSorry I I asked why you stopped playingAnd your answer was to turn into a wind up monkeySorry I thought Show me - Whiplash

I'm first yearDo you know who I am Yes sirSo you know...

Now this one really upsets me We have an out of tune player hereBefore I continue would that player care to identify himselfNoOkay maybe a bug flew in my ear - Whiplash

Now this one really upsets me We have an out of tune player...

Now either you are deliberately playing out of tuneAnd sabotaging my band0or you don't know you're out of tuneWhich I'm afraid is even worse - Whiplash

Now either you are deliberately playing out of tuneAnd...

Do you think you're out of tuneThere's no fucking Mars bar down there What are you looking atLook up here Look at meDo you think you're out of tuneYesthen why the fuck didn't you say soI've carried your fat ass for too longI won't have you cost us a - Whiplash

Do you think you're out of tuneThere's no fucking...

Listen the key is to just relaxDon't worry about the numbersDon't worry about what other guys are thinkingYou're here for a reasonYou believe that right - Whiplash

Listen the key is to just relaxDon't worry about the...

You're here for a reasonYou believe that rightYeahsay itI'm here for a reasonCoolAll right man Have fun - Whiplash

You're here for a reasonYou believe that rightYeahsay...

Why do you suppose I just hurled a chair at your head neimanI don't know Sure you doThe tempo Were you rushing or draggingI don't know - Whiplash

Why do you suppose I just hurled a chair at your head...

The tempo Were you rushing or draggingI don't knowStart countng Five six sevenIn four damn it Look at meOne two three fourOne two three four One two threeNow was I rushing or was I draggingI don't know Count againOne two three four One two three fourOne - Whiplash

The tempo Were you rushing or draggingI don't knowStart...

If you deliberately sabotage my bandI will fuck you like a pig - Whiplash

If you deliberately sabotage my bandI will fuck you like a...

Now are you a rusherOr are you a draggerOr are you gonna be on my fucking timeI'm gonna be on your time - Whiplash

Now are you a rusherOr are you a draggerOr are you gonna be...

Oh my dear godAre you one of those single tear peopleDo I look like a double fucking rainbow to you You must be upset - Whiplash

Oh my dear godAre you one of those single tear peopleDo I...

Yes you are upsetYeahsay it I'm upsetSay it so the whole band can hear youI'm upset I ouderI'm upset I ouderI'm upsetYou are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shitWhose mommy left daddy when she figured out he wasn't Eugene O'NeillWho's now - Whiplash

Yes you are upsetYeahsay it I'm upsetSay it so the...

Listen up cocksuckers - Whiplash

Listen up cocksuckers

Everybody remember Lincoln center use these competitionsTo decide who they're interested in and who they're notI'm not gonna have my reputation in that department tarnishedBy a bunch of limp dick sour noteFlatter than their girlfriends flexible tempo - Whiplash

Everybody remember Lincoln center use these competitionsTo...

Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you - Whiplash

Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you

I can still fucking see you mini me - Whiplash

I can still fucking see you mini me

The folder was your responsibilityWhy would you give it to neiman RightGive a calculator to a retard he's gonna turn on a TV with itGet your sticks get your ass on stage L I can't - Whiplash

The folder was your responsibilityWhy would you give it to...

I said not now If you want the fucking part earn it - Whiplash

I said not now If you want the fucking part earn it

Guys just put your instruments down for a minuteJust listen for a minuteSix years agoI came across a kid in a practice room working on his scalesHe was early second year and he'd started at shaffer with a lot of hopeLike all you guysBut the truth was that - Whiplash

Guys just put your instruments down for a minuteJust listen...

Let's get to work huh How about caravan Bar 105Two bars for freeOne and two andIt's not quite right connollyI'd like to try neiman on thisMaybe now's the time for neiman to earn the partOne and two andnope I guess not TannerOne and two - Whiplash

Let's get to work huh How about caravan Bar 105Two bars...

MotherfuckerConnolly get your ass back on the kit - Whiplash

MotherfuckerConnolly get your ass back on the kit

And here comes Mr gay pride of the upper West Side himselfThis is not a Bette midler concert We will not be serving baked AlaskaSo just play faster than you give hand jobs will you - Whiplash

And here comes Mr gay pride of the upper West Side...

Let's go with the Irish Mick paddy cracker nowYou know you actually do look quite a bit like a leprechaunI'm gonna start calling you flannery - Whiplash

Let's go with the Irish Mick paddy cracker nowYou know...

Maybe it's timeTo finally bring this home What do you sayShow meDon't slow downPick it upFasterFasterFasterFasterFasterKeep playingKeep playing Keep playing Keep playingDon't stopNeimanyou earned the part - Whiplash

Maybe it's timeTo finally bring this home What do you...

You earned the partAlternates you wanna clean the blood off my drum set - Whiplash

You earned the partAlternates you wanna clean the blood off...

Hey Hey Sorry I'm lateWell glad you could fit us into your busy schedule darlingI'm sorry I'm late I'm ready to goConnolly's playing the part Like fucking hellWhat the fuck did you say to meIt's my partIt's my part and I decide who to lend it toUsually - Whiplash

Hey Hey Sorry I'm lateWell glad you could fit us into...

I can use Ryan's sticks Neiman you lost the fucking partNo I didn't You can't do thisCan't Yeahwhen did you become a fucking expert onwhat I can doYou fucking weepy Willow shit sack I earned that partYou never earned anything You are a self righteous - Whiplash

I can use Ryan's sticks Neiman you lost the fucking...

At 5 30 that's in exactly 11 minutes my band is on stageIf your ass is not on that stool with your own sticks in handOr if you make one fucking mistakeOne I will drum your ass back to NassauWhere you can turn pages until you graduate or fucking drop outBy - Whiplash

At 5 30 that's in exactly 11 minutes my band is on...

Fuck you You got 10 minutesYou fucking pathetic pansy ass fruit fuck - Whiplash

Fuck you You got 10 minutesYou fucking pathetic pansy ass...

Neiman - Whiplash

Piece of shit I'll fucking kill youFuck you Get theGet the fuck off me Get off me Fuck offFuck youFuck youFuck you Fletcher Fuck you - Whiplash

Piece of shit I'll fucking kill youFuck you Get theGet...

Truth is I don't think people understoodWhat it was I was doing at shafferI wasn't there to conductany fucking moron can wave his arms and keep people in tempoI was there to push people beyond what's expected of themI believe that isAn absolute - Whiplash

Truth is I don't think people understoodWhat it was I...

I was there to push people beyond what's expected of themI believe that isAn absolute necessity - Whiplash

I was there to push people beyond what's expected of...

So imagine if Jones had just saidAnd then Charlie thinks to himself well shit I did do a pretty good jobEnd of storyNo birdThat to me is an absolute tragedyBut that's just what the world wants nowPeople wonder why jazz is dying - Whiplash

So imagine if Jones had just saidAnd then Charlie thinks to...

There are no two words in the english language more harmfulThan good job - Whiplash

There are no two words in the english language more...

I never really had a Charlie ParkerBut I triedI actually fucking triedAnd that's more than most people ever do - Whiplash

I never really had a Charlie ParkerBut I triedI actually...

Andrew what are you doing man I'll cue you - Whiplash

Andrew what are you doing man I'll cue you

Ugh That's a fun little name he likes to usecalled him Lion fart onceHe did not care for that Let me tell youit was not a good day for meYes sirthought you were going to cancel my afternoonOh dear better goLet me know what you findIt was really nice for - Zootopia

Ugh That's a fun little name he likes to usecalled him...

LIONHEART Enough don't want excuses Doctorwant answersMayor Lionheart pleaseWe're doing everything we canLIONHEART ReallyBecause got a dozen and a half animals herewho have gone off the rails crazyand you can't tell me whyNow I'd call that awfully far - Zootopia

LIONHEART Enough don't want excuses Doctorwant...

Did falsely imprison those animalsWell yes Yes didIt was a classic doing the wrong thingfor the right reason kind of a deal - Zootopia

Did falsely imprison those animalsWell yes Yes didIt was a...

Yeah I see the decorations Good luck in the new year - La La Land

Yeah I see the decorations Good luck in the new year

Oh this isn't a motorcycle - The Meddler

Oh this isn't a motorcycle

You wanna meet her - The Meddler

You wanna meet her

I shouldn't have told you to come down there - Patriots Day

I shouldn't have told you to come down there

They got fuckin' bombs Sarge They're shooting at us - Patriots Day

They got fuckin' bombs Sarge They're shooting at...

77 16 to Control - Patriots Day

77 16 to Control

You have a gift - Klaus

You have a gift

What happened Not a word - Klaus

What happened Not a word

A true selfless act - Klaus

A true selfless act

Ho ho ho - Klaus

Well well - Klaus