Jack Black Quotes & Movies

Kung Fu Panda 3 poster

Kung Fu Panda 3 Jonathan Barnavelt

The House with a Clock in Its Walls poster

The House with a Clock in Its Walls Bethany

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle poster

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle Carl Denham

King Kong poster

Ice Age poster

Ice Age Barry Judd

High Fidelity poster

High Fidelity Oberon

Jumanji: The Next Level poster

Jumanji: The Next Level Po

Kung Fu Panda 2 poster

Kung Fu Panda 2 Dewey Finn

School of Rock poster

School of Rock Miles

The Holiday poster

The Holiday Fiedler

Enemy of the State poster

Enemy of the State Motorcyclist

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy poster

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Wasteland Scrap

Demolition Man poster

Demolition Man Bernie Tiede

Bernie poster

Bernie Paul McCartney

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story poster

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story JB

Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny poster

Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny Dexter

Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot poster

Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot Jeff Portnoy - Hot LZ

Tropic Thunder poster

Tropic Thunder Billy Glenn Norris

Mars Attacks! poster

Mars Attacks! Jerry

Be Kind Rewind poster

Be Kind Rewind Lamont

The Jackal poster

The Jackal Craig Poncelet

Dead Man Walking poster

Dead Man Walking Titus Telesco

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer poster

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer Lenny

Shark Tale poster

Shark Tale Lemuel Gulliver

Gulliver's Travels poster

Gulliver's Travels Po

Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Furious Five poster

Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Furious... Self

Rush: Beyond the Lighted Stage poster

Rush: Beyond the Lighted Stage R.L. Stine

Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween poster

Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween Po

Kung Fu Panda poster

Kung Fu Panda Stine

Goosebumps poster

Goosebumps Jan Lewan

The Polka King poster

The Polka King Owner of YouPorn

Sex Tape poster

Sex Tape Jack Black

The Muppets poster

The Muppets Brad Harris

The Big Year poster

The Big Year Nacho

Nacho Libre poster

Nacho Libre Zed

Year One poster

Year One Georgie

Jesus' Son poster

Jesus' Son Pilot

Waterworld poster

Waterworld Rick

The Cable Guy poster

The Cable Guy Augie

Airborne poster

Saving Silverman poster

Saving Silverman Grown Up Stan

Apollo 10½: A Space Age Childhood poster

Apollo 10½: A Space Age Childhood Wolfman Jack

Weird: The Al Yankovic Story poster

Weird: The Al Yankovic Story Self

Conan O'Brien Can't Stop poster

Conan O'Brien Can't Stop DJ at Party

Bye Bye Love poster

Bye Bye Love Roger Davis

Bob Roberts poster

Bob Roberts Jack Black

Danny Roane: First Time Director poster

Danny Roane: First Time Director Slip

The NeverEnding Story III poster

The NeverEnding Story III Hal

Shallow Hal poster

Shallow Hal Broadcast Technician

The Fan poster

Cradle Will Rock poster

Cradle Will Rock Fisherman

The Love Letter poster

The Love Letter Lance Brumder

Orange County poster

Orange County Lead Chimney Sweep

Run Ronnie Run poster

Run Ronnie Run Malcolm

Margot at the Wedding poster

Margot at the Wedding Tenacious D

Bio Dome poster

Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Scroll poster

Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Scroll Nick Vanderpark

Envy poster

Crank Yankers poster

Crank Yankers Kevin Wilkins

Northern Exposure poster

Northern Exposure Alex Talbot

The Brink poster

The Brink Larry Hardcore

Clone High poster

Clone High Viscount of Venus

Rick and Morty poster

Rick and Morty Self

The Eric Andre Show poster

The Eric Andre Show Dethklok's Original Manager

Metalocalypse poster

Metalocalypse Taxi Driver

The Golden Palace poster

The Golden Palace Brad Gunter

Big Nate poster

Community poster

Community Bowser

The Super Mario Bros. Movie poster

The Super Mario Bros. Movie Captain Bombardier

The Mandalorian poster

The Mandalorian Rear Admiral Roy Billups

The Last Man on Earth poster

The Last Man on Earth Po

Kung Fu Panda: The Dragon Knight poster

Kung Fu Panda: The Dragon Knight Curtis Williams

Picket Fences poster

Picket Fences Po

Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Masters poster

Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Masters Pritchard

Workaholics poster

Kung Fu Panda 4 poster

Kung Fu Panda 4 Private

Blind Justice poster

Blind Justice Self - Actor

ZEF - The Story of Die Antwoord poster

ZEF - The Story of Die Antwoord Claptrap

Borderlands poster

Clips with Jack Black

Oh there are several ways to irritate a lady - Run Ronnie Run

Oh there are several ways to irritate a lady

Well I have a message for SotoTell him I'm bringing the babyAnd tell him I'm bringing a mammothA mammoth Mammoths never travel aloneThis one does and I'm leading him to Half Peak - Ice Age

Well I have a message for SotoTell him I'm bringing the...

You want to maul something don't youI wanna maul Then what are you waiting for - Ice Age

You want to maul something don't youI wanna maul Then...

Hi I'm Lenny - Shark Tale

Hey Mom said it's not okay to hitMom's not here - Shark Tale

Hey Mom said it's not okay to hitMom's not here

That song gives me the creepsWhat do you mean It's our theme song - Shark Tale

That song gives me the creepsWhat do you mean It's our...

Sorry we're late Pop Lenny had an accidentHe was bornYou're a comic genius - Shark Tale

Sorry we're late Pop Lenny had an accidentHe was...

That's just because we're cold blooded - Shark Tale

That's just because we're cold blooded

Shh He could be anywhereWho ShhThe SharkslayerThere's no sharkslayer out hereYes there isNo there is notTrust me on this oneGet a hold of yourself manThis is no time to act crazyYou the one acting crazy crazy - Shark Tale

Shh He could be anywhereWho ShhThe SharkslayerThere's...

It's my fault kindaNot really but still - Shark Tale

It's my fault kindaNot really but still

Well for your information I am the SharkslayerOscar the Sharkslayer That's what people be sayingWait You mean youYeahWhen the anchorOh you're a liar - Shark Tale

Well for your information I am the SharkslayerOscar the...

You dig dogDig DugDug dig Dig dogYeah Yo diggy dog - Shark Tale

You dig dogDig DugDug dig Dig dogYeah Yo diggy dog

EchoNow batting for the Southside Sharks number 15Ow It's not okay to hit - Shark Tale

EchoNow batting for the Southside Sharks number 15Ow...

All right I'm sorry I totally betrayed youI got just one little problem I got to take care ofOh what's thatSharks are coming to get meAnd they should What did you expectYou take credit for killing a sharkand then everything will be fine and dandyfor the - Shark Tale

All right I'm sorry I totally betrayed youI got just...

You're going way too farActually he hasn't gone far enoughExactly What - Shark Tale

You're going way too farActually he hasn't gone...

They are going crazy They love usThey love you They hate me What - Shark Tale

They are going crazy They love usThey love you They hate me...

Curse you Sharkslayer - Shark Tale

Curse you Sharkslayer

Just tell me Oscar 'cause I'm curiousWhy do you think she's interested huhDo you think for one minutethat she would even be with youif you weren't the rich and famous SharkslayerPlease don't fight Are you that blindAt least she treats me like I'm - Shark Tale

Just tell me Oscar 'cause I'm curiousWhy do you...

Here I comeTa daSebastianThe whale washing dolphin - Shark Tale

Here I comeTa daSebastianThe whale washing dolphin

What's that What - Envy

What's that What

Spray some on my butt because I shat my pants Yeah - Envy

Spray some on my butt because I shat my pants Yeah

How do I know where the shit goes - Envy

How do I know where the shit goes

C'est la vie as the Romans say - Envy

C'est la vie as the Romans say

And if a kid gets out of line - School of Rock

And if a kid gets out of line

Would you tell Picasso to sell one of his guitars - School of Rock

Would you tell Picasso to sell one of his guitars

You're singing backup - School of Rock

You're singing backup

What's the matter - School of Rock

What's the matter

I'll have the rent by the end of the week - School of Rock

I'll have the rent by the end of the week

May I have the attention of the class - School of Rock

May I have the attention of the class

No you're not hardcore - School of Rock

No you're not hardcore

And we're gonna start a revolution - School of Rock

And we're gonna start a revolution

I'm not a teacher - School of Rock

I'm not a teacher

Read between the lines - School of Rock

Read between the lines

I was thinking of my other name - School of Rock

I was thinking of my other name

Here's the deal - School of Rock

Here's the deal

I have been touched by your kids - School of Rock

I have been touched by your kids

This project is called Rock Band - School of Rock

This project is called Rock Band

This is my apartment - School of Rock

This is my apartment

I service society by rocking - School of Rock

I service society by rocking

And those that can't teach - School of Rock

And those that can't teach

Ms DumBum ain't your teacher today - School of Rock

Ms DumBum ain't your teacher today

You've heard of Aretha Franklin - School of Rock

You've heard of Aretha Franklin

We're on a mission - School of Rock

We're on a mission

You're the class whatever - School of Rock

You're the class whatever

What do you like to do - School of Rock

What do you like to do

I play percussion - School of Rock

I play percussion

Rock appreciation in theory - School of Rock

Rock appreciation in theory

In the words of AC - School of Rock

In the words of AC

All I need are minds for molding - School of Rock

All I need are minds for molding

What What is itDewey hey it's the first of the month andI'd like your share of the rent nowMan you know I don't have itYou wake me up for that Come on manSorryDewey I mean you owe me a lot of money as it isYeah try 2 200Okay you guysthe band is about to - School of Rock

What What is itDewey hey it's the first of the month...

Hey What's upls that a new song Who's this guyWe're taking the Battle of the Bands seriously this yearGood because I need the money Now listenIf we're gonna win this thing we gotta actually start playing some musicI agree You're firedYour lyrics now don't - School of Rock

Hey What's upls that a new song Who's this...

How long is the jobAs much as a few weeksbut we need somebody to start immediatelySo how much are we talking hereWe pay our substitutes 650 a weekNow do you know when Mr Schneebly will be backHold on a sec Oh you know whatI think he's just coming in right - School of Rock

How long is the jobAs much as a few weeksbut we need...

Mr Schneeblythis is considered the best elementary school in the stateand we maintain that by adhering to a strict code of conductfaculty includedDon't worry about me I'm a hard assIf a kid gets out of line I got no problem smacking himNo no We don't use - School of Rock

Mr Schneeblythis is considered the best elementary school in...

The children just had their lunchls there anything else you needI'm a teacher All I need are minds for mouldingAll right then Well thanks again You saved the day - School of Rock

The children just had their lunchls there anything else you...

Okay who's got food in hereYou're not gonna get in trouble I'm hungry - School of Rock

Okay who's got food in hereYou're not gonna get in...

All right look here's the dealI've got a hangover Who knows what that meansDoesn't that mean you're drunk No It means I was drunk yesterdayIt means you're an alcoholic WrongYou wouldn't come to work hung over unless you wereDude you got a diseaseWhat's - School of Rock

All right look here's the dealI've got a hangover...

Miss Dumbum ain't your teacher today I amAnd I got a headache and the runsSo I say time for recessBut Mr S that poster charts everyone's performanceWe get stars when we master the material coveredHow do we get gold stars if we just have recessWhat are - School of Rock

Miss Dumbum ain't your teacher today I amAnd I got a...

She's got you brainwashed I'm workingThat's terrific But who are you babeThis is my apartment babeNot if you don't pay your rent it's not Get a jobI got a job I'll have rent by the end of the week Go tell the mayor - School of Rock

She's got you brainwashed I'm workingThat's...

Come on man One show 20 000 prize we split it 60 40Grab your bass and come back to the garageI mean don't you miss rocking outIf you think anyone is gonna be in a band with youyou're more delusional than I thoughtDewey you know maybe it's time to give up - School of Rock

Come on man One show 20 000 prize we split it 60 40Grab your...

Are you gonna teach us anything or are We just gonna sit here - School of Rock

Are you gonna teach us anything or are We just gonna sit...

Are you gonna teach us anything or are we just gonna sit hereJust do whatever you wantI want to learn from my teacher Besides thatFreddy what do you like to doI don't know Burn stuffJust go out and have recessMy parents don't spend 1 5 000 a year for - School of Rock

Are you gonna teach us anything or are we just gonna sit...

You want me to teach you somethingAll right here's a useful lesson for youGive up Just quitBecause in this life you can't winYeah you can try but in the end you're just gonna lose big timebecause the world is run by The ManWho The ManOh you don't know The - School of Rock

You want me to teach you somethingAll right here's a...

I heard you in music classYou guys can really playWhy didn't anyone tell me You - School of Rock

I heard you in music classYou guys can really playWhy...

What was that big thing you were playing todayCelloThis is a bass guitar It's exactly the samebut instead of playing like this you tip it on the side chello you've got a bass - School of Rock

What was that big thing you were playing todayCelloThis is a...

It may sound easy but nothing could be harderIt will test your head and your mind and your brain too - School of Rock

It may sound easy but nothing could be harderIt will test...

What are the rest of us supposed to doYou just sit back and enjoy the magic of rockYou mean we're not in the bandNow hold up nowJust 'cause you're not in the band doesn't mean you're not in the band - School of Rock

What are the rest of us supposed to doYou just sit back and...

Mr Schneebly YeahHey what's upI don't think I should be in the band Why notI'm not cool enough People in bands are cool I'm not coolDude you are cool The way you play Why do you say you're not coolNobody ever talks to meWell those days are over buddyYou - School of Rock

Mr Schneebly YeahHey what's upI don't think I...

Give me a platform - School of Rock

Give me a platform

Slap it - School of Rock

Lead guitarZack Attack Take a seatOn bass Posh SpiceOn keyboards Mr CoolAnd on drums Spazzy McGeeOkay Blondie Brace Faceyou're singing back upAll right Tough Guy Shortstop Fancy Pants get over hereYou're on security detailMake sure no one outside knows - School of Rock

Lead guitarZack Attack Take a seatOn bass Posh SpiceOn...