Jack Black Quotes & Movies

Kung Fu Panda 3 poster

Kung Fu Panda 3 Jonathan Barnavelt

The House with a Clock in Its Walls poster

The House with a Clock in Its Walls Bethany

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle poster

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle Carl Denham

King Kong poster

Ice Age poster

Ice Age Barry Judd

High Fidelity poster

High Fidelity Oberon

Jumanji: The Next Level poster

Jumanji: The Next Level Po

Kung Fu Panda 2 poster

Kung Fu Panda 2 Dewey Finn

School of Rock poster

School of Rock Miles

The Holiday poster

The Holiday Fiedler

Enemy of the State poster

Enemy of the State Motorcyclist

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy poster

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Wasteland Scrap

Demolition Man poster

Demolition Man Bernie Tiede

Bernie poster

Bernie Paul McCartney

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story poster

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story JB

Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny poster

Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny Dexter

Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot poster

Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot Jeff Portnoy - Hot LZ

Tropic Thunder poster

Tropic Thunder Billy Glenn Norris

Mars Attacks! poster

Mars Attacks! Jerry

Be Kind Rewind poster

Be Kind Rewind Lamont

The Jackal poster

The Jackal Craig Poncelet

Dead Man Walking poster

Dead Man Walking Titus Telesco

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer poster

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer Lenny

Shark Tale poster

Shark Tale Lemuel Gulliver

Gulliver's Travels poster

Gulliver's Travels Po

Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Furious Five poster

Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Furious... Self

Rush: Beyond the Lighted Stage poster

Rush: Beyond the Lighted Stage R.L. Stine

Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween poster

Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween Po

Kung Fu Panda poster

Kung Fu Panda Stine

Goosebumps poster

Goosebumps Jan Lewan

The Polka King poster

The Polka King Owner of YouPorn

Sex Tape poster

Sex Tape Jack Black

The Muppets poster

The Muppets Brad Harris

The Big Year poster

The Big Year Nacho

Nacho Libre poster

Nacho Libre Zed

Year One poster

Year One Georgie

Jesus' Son poster

Jesus' Son Pilot

Waterworld poster

Waterworld Rick

The Cable Guy poster

The Cable Guy Augie

Airborne poster

Saving Silverman poster

Saving Silverman Grown Up Stan

Apollo 10½: A Space Age Childhood poster

Apollo 10½: A Space Age Childhood Wolfman Jack

Weird: The Al Yankovic Story poster

Weird: The Al Yankovic Story Self

Conan O'Brien Can't Stop poster

Conan O'Brien Can't Stop DJ at Party

Bye Bye Love poster

Bye Bye Love Roger Davis

Bob Roberts poster

Bob Roberts Jack Black

Danny Roane: First Time Director poster

Danny Roane: First Time Director Slip

The NeverEnding Story III poster

The NeverEnding Story III Hal

Shallow Hal poster

Shallow Hal Broadcast Technician

The Fan poster

Cradle Will Rock poster

Cradle Will Rock Fisherman

The Love Letter poster

The Love Letter Lance Brumder

Orange County poster

Orange County Lead Chimney Sweep

Run Ronnie Run poster

Run Ronnie Run Malcolm

Margot at the Wedding poster

Margot at the Wedding Tenacious D

Bio Dome poster

Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Scroll poster

Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Scroll Nick Vanderpark

Envy poster

Crank Yankers poster

Crank Yankers Kevin Wilkins

Northern Exposure poster

Northern Exposure Alex Talbot

The Brink poster

The Brink Larry Hardcore

Clone High poster

Clone High Viscount of Venus

Rick and Morty poster

Rick and Morty Self

The Eric Andre Show poster

The Eric Andre Show Dethklok's Original Manager

Metalocalypse poster

Metalocalypse Taxi Driver

The Golden Palace poster

The Golden Palace Brad Gunter

Big Nate poster

Community poster

Community Bowser

The Super Mario Bros. Movie poster

The Super Mario Bros. Movie Captain Bombardier

The Mandalorian poster

The Mandalorian Rear Admiral Roy Billups

The Last Man on Earth poster

The Last Man on Earth Po

Kung Fu Panda: The Dragon Knight poster

Kung Fu Panda: The Dragon Knight Curtis Williams

Picket Fences poster

Picket Fences Po

Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Masters poster

Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Masters Pritchard

Workaholics poster

Kung Fu Panda 4 poster

Kung Fu Panda 4 Private

Blind Justice poster

Blind Justice Self - Actor

ZEF - The Story of Die Antwoord poster

ZEF - The Story of Die Antwoord Claptrap

Borderlands poster

Clips with Jack Black

To the band to the bandof Mr Schneebly of Mr SchneeblyAnd will not fight And will not fightfor creative control for creative controlAnd will defer to him on all issuesrelated to the musical direction of the band - School of Rock

To the band to the bandof Mr Schneebly of Mr SchneeblyAnd...

What's the matter You want me to be a groupieGroupie is an important job I researched groupies on the InternetThey're sluts They sleep with the bandNo That's not true They're like cheerleadersI don't want to be a cheerleader Look my mother is a room - School of Rock

What's the matter You want me to be a groupieGroupie is...

The first thing you do when you start a band is talk about your influencesThat's how you figure out what kind of band to be So who do you likeBlondie Christina AguileraWho No Come on WhatYou Shortstop Puff DaddyWrong Billy Liza Minnelli - School of Rock

The first thing you do when you start a band is talk about...

This project is called Rock BandI'm talking about bands that rockLed ZeppelinDon't tell me you guys never got the Led outJimmy Page Robert PlantRing any bellsWhat about SabbathAC DCMotorheadOh what do they teach in this placeSummer you're the class - School of Rock

This project is called Rock BandI'm talking about bands...

In the end of timeThere was a man who knew the roadAnd the writing was written on the stoneAnd then a thin layer of fog comes in around my anklesRoadies that means dry ice We're gonna talk about this laterIn the ancient timeAn artist led the wayBut no one - School of Rock

In the end of timeThere was a man who knew the roadAnd the...

Mr S We came up with some names for the bandYeah Hit me The BumblebeesNo it's sissy The Koala BearsWhat are you talking about It's sissyI need to speak with Principal MullinsHey Miss Mullins Hello How's it goingHow about Pig Rectum MichelleIt's a science - School of Rock

Mr S We came up with some names for the bandYeah Hit me The...

Care to join us Mr Schneebly YeahDid I say that correctly Schneebly Actually it's Schnayblay - School of Rock

Care to join us Mr Schneebly YeahDid I say that correctly...

We were just discussing testingWhich test do you find most effective the TASS or the Wilson BinetI say no testing and I will tell you why JoeGabe Gabe I believethat the children are the futureNow you can teach them wellbut you have gotta let them lead the - School of Rock

We were just discussing testingWhich test do you find most...

Yeah now raise your goblet of rock It's a toast to those who rock - School of Rock

Yeah now raise your goblet of rock It's a toast to...

Are we gonna goof off every day We're not goofing offWe're creating musical fusionAre we gonna do that every dayYeah Get used to it - School of Rock

Are we gonna goof off every day We're not goofing...

Yes But you can't just say it manYou gotta feel it in your blood and gutsIf you wanna rock you gotta break the rulesYou gotta get mad at The Man and right now I'm The ManThat's right I'm The Man and who's got the guts to tell me offWho's gonna tell me off - School of Rock

Yes But you can't just say it manYou gotta feel it in...

Now what makes you mad more than anything in the worldBilly YouWe've already told me off Let's move onYou're tacky and I hate you Okay you see me after class - School of Rock

Now what makes you mad more than anything in the worldBilly...

Hey you've got something everybody wantsYou've got talent girlYou have an incredible voice I'm not just saying thatYou heard of Aretha Franklin right Okay she's a big ladyBut when she sings she blows people's mindsEverybody wants to party with ArethaAnd - School of Rock

Hey you've got something everybody wantsYou've got...

Listen you can't leave You haven't heard our bandThe bill is full We're overbooked Let us play one songWe're here We're readyWho are they My bandKids ls this some kind of gimmickIt's not a gimmick They're kids but they're awesomeThanks for coming down but - School of Rock

Listen you can't leave You haven't heard our...

I told the kids if they practised they'd get into Battle of the BandsWhat did you tell them that for I don't know I justI wanted to give them something to look forward to to keep their spirits upLook at themThey're terminal Every last one of themJeez Yeah - School of Rock

I told the kids if they practised they'd get into...

What do they all have - School of Rock

What do they all have

And therefore E equals mc squaredOh Miss Mullins Come inI'm sorry to interrupt but Miss Lemmons said she heard musiccoming from the classroomMusicMusic I haven't heard any musicYou know what Miss Lemmons must be on crack right kidsWell Well what's thatOh - School of Rock

And therefore E equals mc squaredOh Miss Mullins Come...

Math is a wonderful thingMath is a really cool thingSo get off your ath Let's do some mathMath math math math mathThree minus four isNegative oneThat's rightAnd six times a billion isSix billion Nailed itAnd 54 is 45 more than What is the answer - School of Rock

Math is a wonderful thingMath is a really cool thingSo get...

But I must say I find your methods of teaching very unusualWell I did study with Dr Errol Von StraussenburgerbeckenWho Oh you don't know himOh he's like one of the leading leaders in unusual methods - School of Rock

But I must say I find your methods of teaching very...

I love this song ReallyYes Stevie Nicks YeahStevieYou know she came to town and she did a concertand she was just so wild I know Oh manOh my gosh She put on the best show everShe's better live than she is on the albumYou know what I mean Yes yesOh my gosh - School of Rock

I love this song ReallyYes Stevie Nicks YeahStevieYou know...

Oh man I would love to take the kids to a concertConcert YeahThere's one at the end of the monthThe Philharmonic They do classics They do Beethoven MozartEnya that kind of stuff - School of Rock

Oh man I would love to take the kids to a concertConcert...

They hate me No They don'tYes they do They sure do I can seeI wasn't always like thisI wasn't always wound this tight There was a time when I was funI was funny I wasBut you can't be funny and be the principal of a prep schoolNo you cannot because when it - School of Rock

They hate me No They don'tYes they do They sure do I...

I don't know lThey might be a little distractingIt's glitter rock and it's glam and it's fabulousBilly it's just not the right styleYou're gonna talk to me about styleYou can't dress yourself Look at that bow tieDon't talk about my bow tieYou know what I - School of Rock

I don't know lThey might be a little...

You're gonna talk to me about style - School of Rock

You're gonna talk to me about style

You've played hard in hereand I am proud of every last stinking one of youLet's just give this everything we gotWe may fall on our faces but if we do we will fall with dignityWith a guitar in our hands and rock in our heartsAnd in the words of AC DCWe - School of Rock

You've played hard in hereand I am proud of every last...

What are you all dressed up for I got a hot dateThat's weirdI got a cheque from Horace Green Prep for 1 200I've never worked thereWhat are you doing Calling the schoolHi this is Ned SchneeblyDeweyWhat's going onI told them 1 5 times make it out to - School of Rock

What are you all dressed up for I got a hot dateThat's...

Okay I don't think I can go in thereWhat's wrong RosI'm not a teacherOh Ned A substitute is a teacherNo no I'm not a teacher I'm a fraudNo You're notYou're a dedicated talented teacher and those parents are gonna love youJust get in there and tell those - School of Rock

Okay I don't think I can go in thereWhat's wrong...

My name is Dewey FinnAnd no I'm not a licensed teacher but I have been touched by your kidsAnd I'm pretty sure I've touched them - School of Rock

My name is Dewey FinnAnd no I'm not a licensed teacher...

It's one thing to throw your life awaybut to put Ned in jeopardy is selfishYou told me to be like Ned and get a jobI told you to be like Ned I didn't tell you to be NedYou're not gonna apologise You apologise for calling the copsI didn't murder anybody I - School of Rock

It's one thing to throw your life awaybut to put Ned in...

God of rock thank you for this chance to kick assWe are your humble servants Please give us the powerto blow minds with our high voltage rockIn your name we pray Amen Amen - School of Rock

God of rock thank you for this chance to kick assWe are your...

Now can I please have the attention of the classToday's assignmentKick some ass - School of Rock

Now can I please have the attention of the classToday's...

That was incredible That was incredibleOh my gosh the lights and the guitar solosWas it really you playing You're not madMad I'm furiousI'm horrified but it was incredible It was so greatYou guys were so great I can't believe it - School of Rock

That was incredible That was incredibleOh my gosh the lights...

What's wrongWhat's wrong Summer Didn't you hear We lostChill out dude Rock isn't about getting an ASex Pistols never won anything Don't let The Man get you downDude you gotta cheer up We played a kick ass showWe did didn't weIt was unbelievable wasn't it - School of Rock

What's wrongWhat's wrong Summer Didn't you...

All right that's it Stop you guys stopSeriously you guys All right take fiveTake fiveYou wanna go All rightThat was a good class I'll see you man - School of Rock

All right that's it Stop you guys stopSeriously you...

What are you an idiotYou think they asked De Mille if he would waste his time on nudie shotsNo They respected the filmmaker They showed some classNot that you'd know what that means you cheap lowlife - King Kong

What are you an idiotYou think they asked De Mille if he...

I'm not gonna let them kill my film - King Kong

I'm not gonna let them kill my film

Don't worry Preston I've had a lot of practice at thisI'm real good at crapping the crappers - King Kong

Don't worry Preston I've had a lot of practice at...

I'm real good at crapping the crappers - King Kong

I'm real good at crapping the crappers

Red Label 80 proof to be packed in a crate marked lemonadeYou got itTell Maureen she doesn't have six hours to put on her faceIf she wants to be in this picture she's gotta be on that boatShe doesn't wanna be in this pictureMaureen pulled out She pulled - King Kong

Red Label 80 proof to be packed in a crate marked...

God damn it Preston all you had to do was look her in the eye and lie - King Kong

God damn it Preston all you had to do was look her in the...

Fay's a size fourYes she is but she's doing a picture with RKOCooper huhI might have known - King Kong

Fay's a size fourYes she is but she's doing a...

Defeat is always momentary - King Kong

Defeat is always momentary

I'm not that type of person at allWhat type of person are youI'm someone you can trust Ann I'm a movie producer - King Kong

I'm not that type of person at allWhat type of person...

Well I really Ann I'm telling youyou're perfect Look at youYou're the saddest girl I've ever metYou're gonna make them weep Ann You're gonna break their heartsSee that's where you're wrong Mr DenhamI make people laugh that's what I doGood luck with your - King Kong

Well I really Ann I'm telling youyou're perfect...

Is this the moving picture shipNot exactlyIt's actually this one over here - King Kong

Is this the moving picture shipNot exactlyIt's actually...

I'll give you another 1 000 to leave nowYou haven't given me the first 1 000 yetCan we talk about this laterCan't you see we're in the company of a VlP guestMa'amAnn DarrowSo you are ready for this voyage Miss DarrowSureNervousNervous NoWhy Should I beIt - King Kong

I'll give you another 1 000 to leave nowYou...

Can we talk about this later - King Kong

Can we talk about this later

2 000 It's a deal Will you take a chequeDo I have a choice - King Kong

2 000 It's a deal Will you take a chequeDo I have a...

All right fine We might as well settle upYou're gonna pay meI'm not gonna stiff a friendI've never known you to volunteer cash beforeHow's 2 000 soundSounds greatI thought it mightSounds great OkayAnd voilàThanksYou've written two grandSo I did Sorry - King Kong

All right fine We might as well settle upYou're gonna...

I keep telling you Jack there's no money in theatreOh no NoYou're much better off sticking with filmI don't do it for the money CarlI happen to love the theatreNo you don'tIf you really loved ityou would have jumped - King Kong

I keep telling you Jack there's no money in theatreOh...

That's all right Mr Denham I know who this isThrilled to meet you It's an honour to be a part of thisGee thanksActually I'm quite familiar with your workReallyYes and what I most admireis the way you've captured the voice of the common peopleWell that's - King Kong

That's all right Mr Denham I know who this isThrilled...

There's nothing out there - King Kong

There's nothing out there

If someone were to tell you this ship was headed for Singaporewhat would you sayI would say they're full of it Mr HayesWell we turned southwest last nightGentlemen pleaseWe're not looking for trouble NoYou're looking for something elseYes we areWe're - King Kong

If someone were to tell you this ship was headed for...

Monsters belong in B movies - King Kong

Monsters belong in B movies

There's a warrant out for your arrestDid you know thatI've been ordered to divert to RangoonAnother week I haven't got a film yetPlease I have risked everything I have on thisNo Denham You risked everything I haveWhat do you wantTell me what you want I'll - King Kong

There's a warrant out for your arrestDid you know...

You risked everything I have - King Kong

You risked everything I have

How did you think this would end - King Kong

How did you think this would end

What is thatWhat ThatThat right thereI don't know What is it A coffee stain - King Kong

What is thatWhat ThatThat right thereI don't know What...

Look ChocolateYou like chocolateIt's good to eatYou wantTake itHere put it in your hand and take it - King Kong

Look ChocolateYou like chocolateIt's good to eatYou...

Put it in you hand and take it - King Kong

Put it in you hand and take it

You're the star of this picture - King Kong

You're the star of this picture

Walk forward BruceWhat You're the star of this pictureGet into character and head toward the animalsWhat the hell kind of a place is thisAre you sure about this DenhamDon't we have a stand in for this type of thingI need you in the shot or people will say - King Kong

Walk forward BruceWhat You're the star of this...

Run Jack - King Kong

God damn it Preston we're gonna finish this film for HerbWe'll finish itand donate the proceeds to his wife and kids - King Kong

God damn it Preston we're gonna finish this film for...

That's the thing about cockroachesNo matter how many times you flush them down the toiletthey always crawl back up the bowlHey buddy I'm out of the bowlI'm drying off my wings and trekking across the lid - King Kong

That's the thing about cockroachesNo matter how many...

Ladies and Gentlemen - King Kong

Ladies and Gentlemen

Ladies and gentlemenI'm here to tell you a very strange storyThe story of our adventurein which 17 of our party suffered horrible deathstheir lives lostin pursuit of a savage beasta monstrous aberration of natureBut even the meanest brute can be tamedYes - King Kong

Ladies and gentlemenI'm here to tell you a very strange...

He was a king in the world he knew but he comes to you now a captiveLadies and gentlemenI give you Kong The Eighth Wonder of the World - King Kong

He was a king in the world he knew but he comes to you now a...

I'm touching the beast - King Kong

I'm touching the beast

It wasn't the airplanesIt was beauty killed the beast - King Kong

It wasn't the airplanesIt was beauty killed the beast