Jack Black

Jack Black quotes in movies

Po Kung Fu Panda 3 poster Kung Fu Panda 3 Jonathan Barnavelt The House with a Clock in Its Walls poster The House with a Clock in Its Walls Bethany Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle poster Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle Carl Denham King Kong poster King Kong Zeke Ice Age poster Ice Age Barry Judd High Fidelity poster High Fidelity Oberon Jumanji: The Next Level poster Jumanji: The Next Level Po Kung Fu Panda 2 poster Kung Fu Panda 2 Dewey Finn School of Rock poster School of Rock Miles The Holiday poster The Holiday Fiedler Enemy of the State poster Enemy of the State Motorcyclist Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy poster Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Wasteland Scrap Demolition Man poster Demolition Man Bernie Tiede Bernie poster Bernie Paul McCartney Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story poster Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story JB Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny poster Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny Dexter Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot poster Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot Jeff Portnoy - Hot LZ Tropic Thunder poster Tropic Thunder Billy Glenn Norris Mars Attacks! poster Mars Attacks! Jerry Be Kind Rewind poster Be Kind Rewind Lamont The Jackal poster The Jackal Craig Poncelet Dead Man Walking poster Dead Man Walking Titus Telesco I Still Know What You Did Last Summer poster I Still Know What You Did Last Summer Lenny Shark Tale poster Shark Tale Lemuel Gulliver Gulliver's Travels poster Gulliver's Travels Po Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Furious Five poster Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Furious... Self Rush: Beyond the Lighted Stage poster Rush: Beyond the Lighted Stage R.L. Stine Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween poster Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween Po Kung Fu Panda poster Kung Fu Panda Stine Goosebumps poster Goosebumps Jan Lewan The Polka King poster The Polka King Owner of YouPorn Sex Tape poster Sex Tape Jack Black The Muppets poster The Muppets Brad Harris The Big Year poster The Big Year Nacho Nacho Libre poster Nacho Libre Zed Year One poster Year One Georgie Jesus' Son poster Jesus' Son Pilot Waterworld poster Waterworld Rick The Cable Guy poster The Cable Guy Augie Airborne poster Airborne J.D. Saving Silverman poster Saving Silverman Grown Up Stan Apollo 10½: A Space Age Childhood poster Apollo 10½: A Space Age Childhood Wolfman Jack Weird: The Al Yankovic Story poster Weird: The Al Yankovic Story Self Conan O'Brien Can't Stop poster Conan O'Brien Can't Stop DJ at Party Bye Bye Love poster Bye Bye Love Roger Davis Bob Roberts poster Bob Roberts Jack Black Danny Roane: First Time Director poster Danny Roane: First Time Director Slip The NeverEnding Story III poster The NeverEnding Story III Hal Shallow Hal poster Shallow Hal Broadcast Technician The Fan poster The Fan Sid Cradle Will Rock poster Cradle Will Rock Fisherman The Love Letter poster The Love Letter Lance Brumder Orange County poster Orange County Lead Chimney Sweep Run Ronnie Run poster Run Ronnie Run Malcolm Margot at the Wedding poster Margot at the Wedding Tenacious D Bio Dome poster Bio Dome Po Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Scroll poster Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Scroll Nick Vanderpark Envy poster Envy Self Crank Yankers poster Crank Yankers Kevin Wilkins Northern Exposure poster Northern Exposure Alex Talbot The Brink poster The Brink Larry Hardcore Clone High poster Clone High Viscount of Venus Rick and Morty poster Rick and Morty Self The Eric Andre Show poster The Eric Andre Show Dethklok's Original Manager Metalocalypse poster Metalocalypse Taxi Driver The Golden Palace poster The Golden Palace Brad Gunter Big Nate poster Big Nate Buddy Community poster Community Bowser The Super Mario Bros. Movie poster The Super Mario Bros. Movie Captain Bombardier The Mandalorian poster The Mandalorian Rear Admiral Roy Billups The Last Man on Earth poster The Last Man on Earth Po Kung Fu Panda: The Dragon Knight poster Kung Fu Panda: The Dragon Knight Curtis Williams Picket Fences poster Picket Fences Po Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Masters poster Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Masters Pritchard Workaholics poster Workaholics Po Kung Fu Panda 4 poster Kung Fu Panda 4 Private Blind Justice poster Blind Justice Self - Actor ZEF - The Story of Die Antwoord poster ZEF - The Story of Die Antwoord Claptrap Borderlands poster Borderlands

Clips with Jack Black

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Airborne Mitchell Goosen at your service I'm not here - Airborne 00:33
Mitchell Goosen at your service I'm not here
Airborne And that perfect wave - Airborne 00:14
And that perfect wave
Airborne So I will have to hurt you - Airborne 00:09
So I will have to hurt you
Demolition Man You got balls coming down hereWe're looking for a MurderDeathKillerCan you help us or just bully us with your primitive weaponsMaybe they're not so primitiveYou think you're taking me inGuess whatNot happeningTell Cocteau he can kiss my ass That's - Demolition Man 02:11
You got balls coming down hereWe're looking for a...
Bye Bye Love Do you have any rafi - Bye Bye Love 00:10
Do you have any rafi
The Cable Guy I don't know what your story is but I'm going to find out - The Cable Guy 00:16
I don't know what your story is but I'm going to...
The Cable Guy Can't you ask someone else to go Maybe I'll take my cable guy - The Cable Guy 00:08
Can't you ask someone else to go Maybe I'll take...
The Cable Guy Chip and Ernie Douglas I have a list of ex cable men - The Cable Guy 00:45
Chip and Ernie Douglas I have a list of ex cable men
The Fan You got Bobby Rayburn on the line yet - The Fan 00:10
You got Bobby Rayburn on the line yet
Mars Attacks! So long bro So long retard - Mars Attacks! 00:06
So long bro So long retard
Mars Attacks! Bye bye GrandmaGoodbye ThomasIt's Billy Glenn GrandmaI know Thomas Ha ha ha - Mars Attacks! 00:10
Bye bye GrandmaGoodbye ThomasIt's Billy Glenn GrandmaI...
Mars Attacks! Die you alien shitheadUh ohI surrender - Mars Attacks! 00:12
Die you alien shitheadUh ohI surrender
The Jackal That motherfucker is state of the art - The Jackal 02:09
That motherfucker is state of the art
The Jackal Well Lamont I'm gonna have to speed test it now - The Jackal 00:21
Well Lamont I'm gonna have to speed test it now
Enemy of the State Rachel F For You Know What Banks God would I love to have her ruin my life - Enemy of the State 00:06
Rachel F For You Know What Banks God would I love to have...
Enemy of the State Jones Krug what are you guys from communicationsNo we're ops You can tell by their haircuts - Enemy of the State 00:07
Jones Krug what are you guys from communicationsNo...
Enemy of the State Can you get a feature extraction and pattern matching on himMm mmm He never looks upHe's smart Why does he have to look upThe satellite's about 155 miles above the earth It can only look straight downThat's kind of limited isn't it Well maybe you can - Enemy of the State 00:19
Can you get a feature extraction and pattern matching on...
I Still Know What You Did Last... What are you doing No Seriously don't do that - I Still Know What You Did Last Summer 00:06
What are you doing No Seriously don't do that
Jesus' Son What do you do around here anyway - Jesus' Son 00:09
What do you do around here anyway
Jesus' Son We'll camp in the wilderness In the morning we'll breakfast on its haunches - Jesus' Son 00:13
We'll camp in the wilderness In the morning we'll...
Jesus' Son Does everything you touch turn to shit - Jesus' Son 00:24
Does everything you touch turn to shit
Saving Silverman Judy awesome to meet you - Saving Silverman 00:13
Judy awesome to meet you
Saving Silverman You want a drink Hey man - Saving Silverman 00:07
You want a drink Hey man
Saving Silverman I wanna party with you I wanna party with you - Saving Silverman 00:14
I wanna party with you I wanna party with you
Saving Silverman Dude if you get the nachos stuck together that's one nacho - Saving Silverman 00:11
Dude if you get the nachos stuck together that's one...
Saving Silverman Let me help you with her - Saving Silverman 00:12
Let me help you with her
Saving Silverman No Judith please - Saving Silverman 00:05
No Judith please
Saving Silverman She torched Neil - Saving Silverman 00:17
She torched Neil
Saving Silverman Before Judith our fun level was at an all time high 93 - Saving Silverman 00:20
Before Judith our fun level was at an all time high 93
Saving Silverman I don't want your old house or your dead grandmother - Saving Silverman 00:18
I don't want your old house or your dead grandmother
Saving Silverman She didn't like how his ass looked Made him get butt cheek implants - Saving Silverman 00:13
She didn't like how his ass looked Made him get butt...
Saving Silverman I'll throw J D in - Saving Silverman 00:08
I'll throw J D in
Saving Silverman Yep Sandy remember me J D McNugent - Saving Silverman 00:41
Yep Sandy remember me J D McNugent
Saving Silverman Okay our enemy is wicked - Saving Silverman 00:23
Okay our enemy is wicked
Saving Silverman Isn't one and only like one - Saving Silverman 00:07
Isn't one and only like one
Saving Silverman What happened - Saving Silverman 00:03
What happened
Saving Silverman We knew him first Fuck you replacement friend - Saving Silverman 00:07
We knew him first Fuck you replacement friend
Saving Silverman She used her super intellect on me man - Saving Silverman 00:08
She used her super intellect on me man
Saving Silverman I brought you some more videos - Saving Silverman 00:15
I brought you some more videos
Saving Silverman Have you ever had a girlfriend Yes - Saving Silverman 00:33
Have you ever had a girlfriend Yes
Saving Silverman I brought you some more videos - Saving Silverman 00:09
I brought you some more videos
Saving Silverman Dude Dude - Saving Silverman 00:22
Dude Dude
Saving Silverman You stay as long as you like - Saving Silverman 00:18
You stay as long as you like
Saving Silverman You've been pinchin' loaves on the lawn man - Saving Silverman 00:05
You've been pinchin' loaves on the lawn man
Saving Silverman By the way did you boys take care of that bitch - Saving Silverman 00:29
By the way did you boys take care of that bitch
Saving Silverman Yeah uh I know You're right You're right - Saving Silverman 00:14
Yeah uh I know You're right You're right
Saving Silverman Come on Coach We need your help - Saving Silverman 00:14
Come on Coach We need your help
Saving Silverman Come on Move it Ha ha - Saving Silverman 00:04
Come on Move it Ha ha
Saving Silverman When are you gonna get hitched - Saving Silverman 00:08
When are you gonna get hitched
Saving Silverman When are you gonna get hitched - Saving Silverman 00:08
When are you gonna get hitched
Shallow Hal Hal I'm not attracted to youSo what You think everyone who goes outis attracted to each other Get real - Shallow Hal 00:11
Hal I'm not attracted to youSo what You think everyone...
Shallow Hal You don't think picking girls solely on their looks may not be the best wayWhat am I supposed to apologize for having high standardsHigh standards In the five years I've known youevery woman I should say girl you've gone afterhas been completely out of - Shallow Hal 00:29
You don't think picking girls solely on their looks may...
Shallow Hal See the problem is I'm kinda pickyWhat do you mean pickyWell for instance I like 'em real youngLike did you ever see Paulina in her first Sports Illustrated layoutYou want a young Paulina typeWell that face but with better headlightsYou know how hers have - Shallow Hal 00:56
See the problem is I'm kinda pickyWhat do you mean...
Shallow Hal Don't you think you're being a bit shallow in the way you look at womenWell noI mean you know I'd like her to be into culture and shit tooOkay hypothetical situationWhich do you prefer a girlfriend missing one breast or half a brainOoh toughieThat's a - Shallow Hal 00:25
Don't you think you're being a bit shallow in the...
Shallow Hal Now you got a pattern of looking at women and judging them by the exteriorWe gotta break that pattern All rightSo has there been a time when you were especially shallowYou saw a woman thought you were better than she wasAll the time All the timeCan you - Shallow Hal 00:39
Now you got a pattern of looking at women and judging them...
Shallow Hal I take it you don't read the business sectionWhat did I missI sold my company to MicrosoftYeah And you cleaned upWell put it this way If I had an ass I'd wipe it with twenties - Shallow Hal 00:11
I take it you don't read the business sectionWhat did I...
Shallow Hal It's 10 00 We gotta goWhat are you talking aboutHal we gotta go do that thingYou know at the placeWhat thingHey sorry ladiesI gotta steal your dance partner hereNoWhat are you doingI am rescuing youFrom whatFrom what - Shallow Hal 00:27
It's 10 00 We gotta goWhat are you talking aboutHal we...
Shallow Hal Come join us I'm going after the redheadYou can have your pick of the other twoYou mean you get the hyena and I choose between the hippo and the giraffe - Shallow Hal 00:11
Come join us I'm going after the redheadYou can have...
Shallow Hal I feel bad for people who count calories It's no way to live - Shallow Hal 00:05
I feel bad for people who count calories It's no way to...
Shallow Hal What do you weigh 110 115 poundsWhich one of my butt cheeks are you talking about - Shallow Hal 00:10
What do you weigh 110 115 poundsWhich one of my butt cheeks...
Shallow Hal Right where - Shallow Hal 00:07
Right where
Shallow Hal Does she take the cake or whatShe takes the whole bakery Hal - Shallow Hal 00:06
Does she take the cake or whatShe takes the whole bakery Hal
Shallow Hal Haldo me a favor and stop saying that I'm pretty and that I'm not fat okay'Cause it makes me uncomfortableOkay You have a problem with complimentsLook I know what I am and I know what I'm notI'm the girl who gets really good grades and isn't afraid to be - Shallow Hal 00:45
Haldo me a favor and stop saying that I'm pretty and...
Shallow Hal What What are you talking aboutAll I ever did was tell her how perfect she wasReally YeahThen she got all huffy and told me to grow upWell that's probably good advice You are kind of immatureYou're not serious You actually think you're more mature than - Shallow Hal 00:56
What What are you talking aboutAll I ever did was tell her...
Shallow Hal What in How didGet over here Houdini - Shallow Hal 00:12
What in How didGet over here Houdini
Shallow Hal And Vicki WhoVicki Who's VickiVicki Vicki With the short brown hairVicki I thought that was a guy I was calling her Vic - Shallow Hal 00:12
And Vicki WhoVicki Who's VickiVicki Vicki With the...
Shallow Hal Hey if you can see something and hear it and smell it what keeps it from being realThird party perspective - Shallow Hal 00:11
Hey if you can see something and hear it and smell it what...
Shallow Hal Okay let me ask you a questionWho's the all time love of your lifeWonder WomanOkay Let's say Wonder Woman falls in love with you rightWould it bother you if the rest of the world didn't find her attractiveNot at all 'Cause I know they'd be wrongThat's - Shallow Hal 00:37
Okay let me ask you a questionWho's the all time love...
Shallow Hal You know there are a few times in a guy's lifeand I mean like two or three topswhen he comes to a crossroads and he's gotta decideIf he goes one way he can continue what he's doingand be with any girl who will have himand if he goes the other way he gets - Shallow Hal 00:35
You know there are a few times in a guy's lifeand I...
Shallow Hal To be anyone else - Shallow Hal 00:15
To be anyone else