Jack Black

Jack Black quotes in movies

Po Kung Fu Panda 3 poster Kung Fu Panda 3 Jonathan Barnavelt The House with a Clock in Its Walls poster The House with a Clock in Its Walls Bethany Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle poster Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle Carl Denham King Kong poster King Kong Zeke Ice Age poster Ice Age Barry Judd High Fidelity poster High Fidelity Oberon Jumanji: The Next Level poster Jumanji: The Next Level Po Kung Fu Panda 2 poster Kung Fu Panda 2 Dewey Finn School of Rock poster School of Rock Miles The Holiday poster The Holiday Fiedler Enemy of the State poster Enemy of the State Motorcyclist Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy poster Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Wasteland Scrap Demolition Man poster Demolition Man Bernie Tiede Bernie poster Bernie Paul McCartney Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story poster Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story JB Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny poster Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny Dexter Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot poster Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot Jeff Portnoy - Hot LZ Tropic Thunder poster Tropic Thunder Billy Glenn Norris Mars Attacks! poster Mars Attacks! Jerry Be Kind Rewind poster Be Kind Rewind Lamont The Jackal poster The Jackal Craig Poncelet Dead Man Walking poster Dead Man Walking Titus Telesco I Still Know What You Did Last Summer poster I Still Know What You Did Last Summer Lenny Shark Tale poster Shark Tale Lemuel Gulliver Gulliver's Travels poster Gulliver's Travels Po Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Furious Five poster Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Furious... Self Rush: Beyond the Lighted Stage poster Rush: Beyond the Lighted Stage R.L. Stine Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween poster Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween Po Kung Fu Panda poster Kung Fu Panda Stine Goosebumps poster Goosebumps Jan Lewan The Polka King poster The Polka King Owner of YouPorn Sex Tape poster Sex Tape Jack Black The Muppets poster The Muppets Brad Harris The Big Year poster The Big Year Nacho Nacho Libre poster Nacho Libre Zed Year One poster Year One Georgie Jesus' Son poster Jesus' Son Pilot Waterworld poster Waterworld Rick The Cable Guy poster The Cable Guy Augie Airborne poster Airborne J.D. Saving Silverman poster Saving Silverman Grown Up Stan Apollo 10½: A Space Age Childhood poster Apollo 10½: A Space Age Childhood Wolfman Jack Weird: The Al Yankovic Story poster Weird: The Al Yankovic Story Self Conan O'Brien Can't Stop poster Conan O'Brien Can't Stop DJ at Party Bye Bye Love poster Bye Bye Love Roger Davis Bob Roberts poster Bob Roberts Jack Black Danny Roane: First Time Director poster Danny Roane: First Time Director Slip The NeverEnding Story III poster The NeverEnding Story III Hal Shallow Hal poster Shallow Hal Broadcast Technician The Fan poster The Fan Sid Cradle Will Rock poster Cradle Will Rock Fisherman The Love Letter poster The Love Letter Lance Brumder Orange County poster Orange County Lead Chimney Sweep Run Ronnie Run poster Run Ronnie Run Malcolm Margot at the Wedding poster Margot at the Wedding Tenacious D Bio Dome poster Bio Dome Po Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Scroll poster Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Scroll Nick Vanderpark Envy poster Envy Self Crank Yankers poster Crank Yankers Kevin Wilkins Northern Exposure poster Northern Exposure Alex Talbot The Brink poster The Brink Larry Hardcore Clone High poster Clone High Viscount of Venus Rick and Morty poster Rick and Morty Self The Eric Andre Show poster The Eric Andre Show Dethklok's Original Manager Metalocalypse poster Metalocalypse Taxi Driver The Golden Palace poster The Golden Palace Brad Gunter Big Nate poster Big Nate Buddy Community poster Community Bowser The Super Mario Bros. Movie poster The Super Mario Bros. Movie Captain Bombardier The Mandalorian poster The Mandalorian Rear Admiral Roy Billups The Last Man on Earth poster The Last Man on Earth Po Kung Fu Panda: The Dragon Knight poster Kung Fu Panda: The Dragon Knight Curtis Williams Picket Fences poster Picket Fences Po Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Masters poster Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Masters Pritchard Workaholics poster Workaholics Po Kung Fu Panda 4 poster Kung Fu Panda 4 Private Blind Justice poster Blind Justice Self - Actor ZEF - The Story of Die Antwoord poster ZEF - The Story of Die Antwoord Claptrap Borderlands poster Borderlands

Clips with Jack Black

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Kung Fu Panda 3 Guys guysYou're never gonna guess who just showed upNot in a million yearsYou just tryYour fatherWhoa How did you just guess thatOh wait a second Oh yeah of courseWe look exactly the sameDad say hi to my friendsMantis Tigress Monkey Crane and ViperOh - Kung Fu Panda 3 00:48
Guys guysYou're never gonna guess who just showed upNot...
Kung Fu Panda 3 What's the deal with the green guysSome kind of jade zombiesJade zombiesJombies Jinx - Kung Fu Panda 3 00:10
What's the deal with the green guysSome kind of jade...
Kung Fu Panda 3 We need a chi masterHe will continue stealingthe chi of masters until he has consumed it allWe have to think of a way to stop himHe'll get more and more powerfulwith every master he defeatsThere is no choice We fightI can teach you sonYou can do thisOf - Kung Fu Panda 3 00:24
We need a chi masterHe will continue stealingthe chi of...
Kung Fu Panda 3 That must be why the universe sent you here - Kung Fu Panda 3 00:11
That must be why the universe sent you here
Kung Fu Panda 3 You have to come home with meWhatTo the secret villageYes sonYou must rediscover what it is to be a pandaYou have to learn to live like a pandasleep like a pandaeat like a pandaThose 103 dumplingsI was just warming upI've always felt like I wasn't eating - Kung Fu Panda 3 00:26
You have to come home with meWhatTo the secret villageYes...
Kung Fu Panda 3 No you can't take Po away from me No noI want a second opinionShifu open another scroll or somethingI think he should goFine a third opinionMonkey Viper TigressDad you heard what Shifu said Oogway saidThis guy can only be stopped by a master of chiAnd I - Kung Fu Panda 3 00:32
No you can't take Po away from me No noI want a second...
Kung Fu Panda 3 We're pandas We don't do stairsI've waited my whole life to hear those words - Kung Fu Panda 3 00:07
We're pandas We don't do stairsI've waited my...
Kung Fu Panda 3 EveryoneEveryone gather around This is my sonHello hi He's hereYou're here TripletsHi I'm Ku KuI'm Meng Meng I'm Shuai ShuaiYour fur is soft He smells like cookiesHe's so handsome just like his fatherThank you - Kung Fu Panda 3 00:18
EveryoneEveryone gather around This is my sonHello hi...
Kung Fu Panda 3 Son these are your cousinsDim and SumI have cousinsWelcome WelcomeWhoa Buns on a stringWe call it a snacklaceThat's rightUh We'll make you another one - Kung Fu Panda 3 00:14
Son these are your cousinsDim and SumI have cousinsWelcome...
Kung Fu Panda 3 Oh Stripy Baby So beautifulOh Okay careful with that That's my action figureCan I keep her Can I NoProblem Of courseYeah That's why I brought herTake good care of herYes Stripy Baby - Kung Fu Panda 3 00:18
Oh Stripy Baby So beautifulOh Okay careful with that...
Kung Fu Panda 3 What kind of panda doesn't know how to rollWell I'm kind of new at this whole being a panda thingHey what kind of panda are youYou have a funny neckI'm not a panda at allWhat's that What's that My hat My beakWhat's that My wingWhat's that My dumplingsNo - Kung Fu Panda 3 00:18
What kind of panda doesn't know how to rollWell...
Kung Fu Panda 3 I lost you onceI am not going to lose you againI can'tYou just did - Kung Fu Panda 3 00:17
I lost you onceI am not going to lose you againI...
Kung Fu Panda 3 This isn't going to workIt has toYou're not thinking straightI am You're notI am NoYes I am NoI've seen KaiI've seen what he can doBut he hasn't seen what I can doThe Wuxi Finger HoldIt's my best moveI just have to get to Kaigrab his finger and then - Kung Fu Panda 3 00:40
This isn't going to workIt has toYou're not...
Kung Fu Panda 3 There's no way I can stop him and his army - Kung Fu Panda 3 00:37
There's no way I can stop him and his army
Kung Fu Panda 3 Sorry buddy Gotta send you back to the Spirit RealmSkadooshOkay that didn't work Let me try one more timeSkadoosh Skadoosh Skadoosh Skadoo What theHold on wait It's workingNo NoNo it's notDid Oogway teach you that little trickToo badIt only works on - Kung Fu Panda 3 00:36
Sorry buddy Gotta send you back to the Spirit...
Kung Fu Panda 3 Who are youI've been asking the same questionAm I the son of a pandaThe son of a gooseA studentA teacherTurns outI'm all of themI am the Dragon WarriorGet it See the giant dragon - Kung Fu Panda 3 00:37
Who are youI've been asking the same questionAm I the...
Kung Fu Panda 3 You want my chi so badthen take itYesThe power is mineWait No It's too muchThat's too much No - Kung Fu Panda 3 00:24
You want my chi so badthen take itYesThe power is mineWait...
Kung Fu Panda 3 The student has truly become the teaWait Where did you get thatOh this Oogway gave it to me in the Spirit RealmOh Of course he didI think I mastered chiOf course you didCan you teach me - Kung Fu Panda 3 00:21
The student has truly become the teaWait Where did you get...
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle I will never complain about my body ever again Oh thank GodOh I missed you - Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle 00:07
I will never complain about my body ever again Oh thank...
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle Go get that girl Dr Bravestone - Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle 00:05
Go get that girl Dr Bravestone
Borderlands She seems deranged - Borderlands 00:05
She seems deranged
Borderlands But it's you they don't seem to trust - Borderlands 00:04
But it's you they don't seem to trust
Borderlands This has to happen now - Borderlands 00:06
This has to happen now
Borderlands I blacked out - Borderlands 00:07
I blacked out
Borderlands Tannis you're alive - Borderlands 00:07
Tannis you're alive
Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the... This is terrible Yes they're leaving before breakfast - Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Scroll 00:41
This is terrible Yes they're leaving before breakfast
Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the... Let me hold your breath It's gonna hurt - Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Scroll 00:42
Let me hold your breath It's gonna hurt
The Polka King When I was little boy in Poland all the times I dreaming of America - The Polka King 00:35
When I was little boy in Poland all the times I dreaming of...
The Polka King Okay all business books say Have plan I make 25 year plan - The Polka King 00:17
Okay all business books say Have plan I make 25 year plan
The Polka King Mr Lewan do you know why I'm here - The Polka King 00:09
Mr Lewan do you know why I'm here
The Polka King I just need fill out papers and forms - The Polka King 00:12
I just need fill out papers and forms
The Polka King Man you got excuses up the wazoo - The Polka King 00:08
Man you got excuses up the wazoo
Goosebumps 2: Haunted... Not Haunted Halloween - Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween 00:17
Not Haunted Halloween
Goosebumps 2: Haunted... Oh my writing was so clich back then - Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween 00:06
Oh my writing was so clich back then
Goosebumps 2: Haunted... I knew it I knew I came up with that first - Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween 00:07
I knew it I knew I came up with that first
Goosebumps 2: Haunted... Oh gnomes - Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween 00:05
Oh gnomes
Goosebumps 2: Haunted... Don't you dare - Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween 00:07
Don't you dare
Goosebumps 2: Haunted... Oh witches - Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween 00:07
Oh witches
The Super Mario Bros. Movie I know that I'm not threatened - The Super Mario Bros. Movie 00:13
I know that I'm not threatened
The Super Mario Bros. Movie Do princesses find him attractive - The Super Mario Bros. Movie 00:07
Do princesses find him attractive
The Super Mario Bros. Movie What is your nameUh LuigiNot sure if you know who I ambut I'm about to marry a princess and rule the worldWow uhYayBut there's one problem LuigiThere's a human traveling with my fiancéeHas a mustache just like youDo you know himNo NoAh a tough one I - The Super Mario Bros. Movie 01:06
What is your nameUh LuigiNot sure if you know who I ambut...
The Super Mario Bros. Movie Princess Peach here we areI guess love really makes a guy come out of his shellLet's rule the world together foreverWill you marry meOh yesWhatWe have found the princess and the mustachioed humanHe has defeated Donkey Kong and won the Kong armySo like - The Super Mario Bros. Movie 00:44
Princess Peach here we areI guess love really makes a guy...
The Super Mario Bros. Movie I guess love really makes a guy come out of his shellI told you that line wouldn't workYou're doing great - The Super Mario Bros. Movie 00:13
I guess love really makes a guy come out of his shellI told...
The Super Mario Bros. Movie MarioThe starNo That's mine - The Super Mario Bros. Movie 00:11
MarioThe starNo That's mine
The Super Mario Bros. Movie Princess peachat the end of the lineI'll make you mineoh peaches peaches peaches peaches peachespeaches peaches peaches peaches peachesI love you - The Super Mario Bros. Movie 00:21
Princess peachat the end of the lineI'll make you...
The Super Mario Bros. Movie Hey You can't treat me like thisDo you know who I amI am bow - The Super Mario Bros. Movie 00:09
Hey You can't treat me like thisDo you know who I amI...
Jumanji: The Next Level This can't be happening - Jumanji: The Next Level 00:10
This can't be happening
Jumanji: The Next Level You got to have eyes in the back of your - Jumanji: The Next Level 00:04
You got to have eyes in the back of your
Jumanji: The Next Level And for weaknesses EnduranceAnd what else Let's see Heat sun and sandShouldn't be a problem It's not likewe're in the middle of a goddamn desert or anything - Jumanji: The Next Level 00:16
And for weaknesses EnduranceAnd what else Let's see...
Jumanji: The Next Level It's not like we're in the middle of a goddamn desert or anything - Jumanji: The Next Level 00:08
It's not like we're in the middle of a goddamn...
Jumanji: The Next Level Touch my boobs and I will murder youToo late It was literally the first thing I did - Jumanji: The Next Level 00:06
Touch my boobs and I will murder youToo late It was...
Jumanji: The Next Level WhatI'm sorry I think I missed the plan part of the planThat last level almost killed us all I can barely walkYour grandpa beats the hell out of the wrong guyor we get attacked by a bear what am I supposed to doI'm not gonna beat up the wrong guyYou are - Jumanji: The Next Level 01:23
WhatI'm sorry I think I missed the plan part of the...
Jumanji: The Next Level You're not a good Bravestone - Jumanji: The Next Level 00:19
You're not a good Bravestone
Jumanji: The Next Level Phew DamnI never thought I'd be this happy to shrinkI have never seen anythingquite like that beforeOh my God it's so goodto be able to talk again with wordsSpencer hi Hey BethanyWe have so much catching up to doI wanna hear about New YorkBut it feels - Jumanji: The Next Level 00:55
Phew DamnI never thought I'd be this happy to shrinkI...
Jumanji: The Next Level There's ice everywhereand there's only one road inIt's covered with guards I don't know how we'll get inHm WhoaOh okay I see a dungeonat the top of this ice wallThat must be where they're keeping your grandpaAnd Milo is probably in this like barn thingall - Jumanji: The Next Level 01:37
There's ice everywhereand there's only one road...
Jumanji: The Next Level I've always been the super clever oneand he's always been super braveAnd super ball less Stop saying thatBoth of my balls are right here In spiritHey They're here in spiritAlwaysOf courseRight broRightI got no balls - Jumanji: The Next Level 00:31
I've always been the super clever oneand he's...
Jumanji: The Next Level Welcome May I offer you a piece of cakeNo NoNoNo thank you - Jumanji: The Next Level 00:15
Welcome May I offer you a piece of cakeNo NoNoNo thank you