Jack Flaherty Quotes & Movies

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Clips with Jack Flaherty

I see that ass is still growingGot a little Kardashian in there - Grown Ups

I see that ass is still growingGot a little Kardashian in...

Hey what's up LennyBuddy I thought you were gonna start working outWhat does that mean Um you're fat - Grown Ups

Hey what's up LennyBuddy I thought you were gonna start...

And this must be your mother - Grown Ups

And this must be your mother

Five bucks it takes him down on one knee - Grown Ups

Five bucks it takes him down on one knee

Where's it taking them - Grown Ups

Where's it taking them

Mama I didn't know the Elephant Man lived in your shoeHow in the world's anybody supposed to get some sleepknowing they under the same roof as Toe be Bryant over here - Grown Ups

Mama I didn't know the Elephant Man lived in your...

So, what's with that Labradoodle? - Grown Ups

So, what's with that Labradoodle?

Lenny remember we used to come here late night after we got wastedShhWhat's wastedNice one HiggieWasted uh kidsis something that happenswhen you have a hankering for ice creamI wanna get wasted I wanna get totally wasted - Grown Ups

Lenny remember we used to come here late night after we got...

I want cookiesMmm cookies and MILF - Grown Ups

I want cookiesMmm cookies and MILF

Really Since when did you learn to speak ChineseIt's just something I picked up watching a cooking showThat's great Maybe you should focus a little less on the talkingand a little more on the cookingBurnYou got toldYou got toe - Grown Ups

Really Since when did you learn to speak ChineseIt's...

Lamonsoff it's 5 in the morning Can you kill the dog nowThinking about it - Grown Ups

Lamonsoff it's 5 in the morning Can you kill the dog...

Higgins what are you doingI don't wear pants at my houseI'm not wearing them in your house SorryThat was a man's ass - Grown Ups

Higgins what are you doingI don't wear pants at my...

No no no I gotta make a sissyYou made three alreadyIt must be just oozing out at this pointShut up I'm trying to concentrateIt's taking a piss not the SATsAre you peeing or is a diesel truck turning off What the hell is thatListen to hamper bottomI think - Grown Ups

No no no I gotta make a sissyYou made three alreadyIt must...

Shift Shift - Grown Ups

You have sex when they're pregnantDoes that hurt the baby McKenzie canThe baby thinks he's getting a Tootsie Roll - Grown Ups

You have sex when they're pregnantDoes that hurt the...

Excuse me Princess Rita Are you gonna help meNo Mr Feder said that I must study for the big finalWhat finalYou tell me He just keep handing me books - Grown Ups

Excuse me Princess Rita Are you gonna help meNo Mr Feder...

You're wasting itSorryIt's all rightIt's actually not that bad - Grown Ups

You're wasting itSorryIt's all rightIt's...

He wants mommy's milk Give him some mommy's milk - Grown Ups

He wants mommy's milk Give him some mommy's milk

Yeah I'm from Saskatchetoon That's up in Canada ehYou American ladies you've been out to Saskatchetoon ehHoseteasersEverything was on steroids except for his voice - Grown Ups

Yeah I'm from Saskatchetoon That's up in Canada...

Are you making a sissy - Grown Ups

Are you making a sissy

That's how you do it boy - Grown Ups

That's how you do it boy

Now see that buddy - Grown Ups

Now see that buddy

What are you saying - Grown Ups

What are you saying

Roxanne I have made out with about 25 different girls in this very spotand I want you to be number 26As long as I'm the last one - Grown Ups

Roxanne I have made out with about 25 different girls in...

Hey where's Saskatchetoon - Grown Ups

Hey where's Saskatchetoon

- What am I? - Grown Ups

Oh I had the sexiest dream about a little blond girl though Hey yiI think it was a dream - Grown Ups

Oh I had the sexiest dream about a little blond girl though...

Deanne you should have married Umberto Denunzio like I told youAnd if I had stayed with him you'd be the one that's pregnant now MamaYou probably right sweetheartI'll just butt out - Grown Ups

Deanne you should have married Umberto Denunzio like I told...

How's about I take you out every Thursday night for date nightNo Thursday's Grey's Anatomy but any other night would be beautiful - Grown Ups

How's about I take you out every Thursday night for...

I have a confession to makeI'm really a manNo I said thatAre you kidding No I'm just kidding I'm just kiddingI'm really a little hurt that so many of you believed it - Grown Ups

I have a confession to makeI'm really a manNo I said...

Well after all I am older than anyone hereHell yeah you are - Grown Ups

Well after all I am older than anyone hereHell yeah you are

Like Rob when he snapped at me the other dayThat was scaryAnd you all thought that I was so calm but insideInside I was sayingGloria Noonando not call him a bug eyed sociopath with a little man complexDo not say that his hair makes him look like a dirty Q - Grown Ups

Like Rob when he snapped at me the other dayThat was...

Life can be difficult sometimesIt gets bumpy what with family and kidsand things not going exactly like you plannedBut that's what makes it interestingIn life the first act always excitingThe second actthat's where the depth comes in - Grown Ups

Life can be difficult sometimesIt gets bumpy what with...

Why didn't you ever tell us that she gets itYeah you were holding outThat's what I've been trying to tell you guys - Grown Ups

Why didn't you ever tell us that she gets itYeah you...

Hey guys Motion '78 - Grown Ups

Hey guys Motion '78

Hey Y Where's M C A - Grown Ups

Hey Y Where's M C A

Would you mind if I touch your belly I love babies I love to feel them kickYeah go ahead Oh thank youThat's not my baby that's my boobOh I like to feel those too Hey - Grown Ups

Would you mind if I touch your belly I love babies I love to...